The Daily Life of Being the Campus Idol's Fake Boyfriend

If Qi Feng wanted to say this, Ling Ke couldn't help it. Fortunately, he was not too obsessed with collecting gifts from girls, especially a girl who couldn't see her face clearly.

And thinking of that kiss, no matter what, I feel like I earned it. After all, it was Qi Feng's first kiss... No, is Qi Feng's definition of first kiss the same as his?Still have to be mouth to mouth to count as a kiss, right?

While thinking wildly, Ling Ke left the auditorium with Hua and Qi Feng in his arms.

On the way back, the two of them were silent all the way.

Qi Feng kept tossing the bear with his hands, sometimes pulling the bear's legs to play catch, sometimes pinching the bear's neck, twisting its nose, poking its eyes, nose and mouth.

Ling Ke couldn't stand it anymore... He simply took out his phone and swiped WeChat.

It's okay not to swipe, but he was shocked when he swipe.

There are dozens of unread messages in it, just click on one, they are all photos and short videos of him and Qi Feng on the stage just now, from various angles, various clips, I can't bear to look straight at it!

The group is still discussing what happened just now, if Ling Ke hadn't turned off the group message reminder, there would probably be hundreds of cumulative messages.

He didn't need to think about it to know what they would say, he must have gone crazy!

Sighing, Ling Ke went to look at Moments again, and after seeing it, he spit out a dirty word: "Fuck..."

The first one belongs to Gao Junfei!

"Two of my roommates are together. [smiles]"

The accompanying picture is a snapshot of Qi Feng hugging his neck and kissing his ears, and the self in the picture is actually... laughing?

...WTF!Shouldn't he be in a dazed state?Why are you laughing? Have you done it?

Ling Ke was about to zoom in and take a closer look, when Qi Feng, who had just heard him being rude, came over: "What?"

Ling Ke didn't have time to hide, Qi Feng glanced at it, clamped the baby bear under his arm, and took out his mobile phone from his trouser pocket.

"...I'll wipe it! Haha!" Qi Feng probably received a bunch of messages, and after being shocked, he couldn't help laughing and began to critique.

Seeing this, Ling scolded "Nima" in his heart again, why should Qi Feng take this as a joke, and he has to be nervous here?Can't I just act a little bit indifferent?

Soon, Qi Feng also saw the photo Gao Junfei sent. He didn't know whether it was joy or bad humor on his face, and he pointed to the phone and said to Ling Ke, "You were smiling when I kissed you!"

If you laugh, just laugh, as if you are a straight guy and you are kissed by a girl, and besides, the show is so successful, it's no wonder you don't laugh.

"Oh? Really?" Ling Ke glanced at him, silently recited the rules of pretending to be a straight man, and quickly adjusted his mentality.

Seeing that he was so calm, Qi Feng felt embarrassed, and stopped looking for boredom.

The two of them checked out more than a dozen Moments related to themselves with normal faces, and found that half of them were teasing their relationship, including many straight male classmates.

Ling Ke wanted to sigh to this magical world: Unbelievable...

When they arrived at the dormitory, neither Gao Junfei nor Xie Qibao came back, and they were probably still watching the program in the auditorium.

Ling Ke put down his things and went to wash his hair first. Ever since Liang Ruixi and Qi Feng joined forces to fix his hair with mousse, he felt uncomfortable all over. It felt like he had a helmet on his forehead, and now he was finally relieved.

When he came out after washing his hair, he saw Qi Feng sitting in front of the writing desk with the baby bear in his arms, brushing the webpage. The connected limbs hang limp as if the bones have been removed.

Ling Ke twitched the corner of his mouth, and asked while wiping his hair, "Do you have any grudge against it?"

"Huh?" Qi Feng didn't realize it at first, but when he saw Ling Ke's eyes were on the bear in his arms, he explained, "My hands are itchy, as long as it's in my hands and belongs to me, I can't help thinking about it. toss."

Ling Ke was speechless, recalling how many times he had seen Qi Feng playing with empty mineral water bottles, cans, etc., and popping plastic bubbles one by one that he hadn't thrown away when receiving the courier.

I read the news before and said that this seems to be obsessive-compulsive disorder or a destructive desire in human nature... Ling Ke doesn't quite understand, anyway, he doesn't have this problem.

But rubbing his hair reminded him of the feeling of Qi Feng rubbing his scalp with his fingers just now.

Ling Ke's face became hot, he turned his back and didn't dare to think about it.

At this moment, Qi Feng suddenly asked: "Tell me, will someone take our matter seriously?"

Ling Ke was taken aback, what's the matter?The students posted about them being "together" in Moments?

Qi Feng pointed to the computer screen, feeling quite helpless: "I was looking at the school forum, Senior Liang said something good, and now there are gossip posts."

Ling Ke was surprised, it was so fast, less than an hour before their performance ended!

"It should all be a joke..." Ling Ke said.

"What if it's serious?" Qi Feng raised his eyebrows.

"No way..." Ling Ke pretended to be calm.

Qi Feng looked at him for two seconds, and before Ling Ke's heart was about to jump out, he turned his gaze away and continued to look at the computer screen.

Ling Ke was not quite sure what Qi Feng meant by asking this, and felt uneasy.

After a while, Qi Feng turned sideways, put his arm on the back of the chair, and asked again: "Hey, what do you think of homosexuality?"

"Ah?" Ling Ke's heartbeat that had just stabilized just now was suspended in his throat again.

Qi Feng's tone was very serious, as if he really wanted to discuss this issue with him, not joking.

Ling Ke grabbed the towel on top of his head, was a little dazed, frowned and thought about it: "This...is quite normal."

Qi Feng: "Don't you find it annoying?"

Ling Ke shook his head, then subconsciously stared at Qi Feng and asked, "You hate it?"

Qi Feng said without hesitation: "Of course not."

Ling Ke breathed a sigh of relief: "Now, isn't everyone quite open... Otherwise, everyone wouldn't make such jokes casually."

Qi Feng's tone was also a little relaxed: "I thought you would mind."

Ling Ke was puzzled: "Why?" He had already tried to spank a straight man's ass...

"Because when we first started school, didn't someone post gossip about us in the forum?" Qi Feng gestured and said, "At that time you acted as if you were quite disgusted."

Ling Ke smiled, put down the towel that had wiped his hair, lowered his eyes and said, "I'm not disgusted, but I'm afraid of causing trouble to you."

Qi Feng seemed a little surprised, he was stunned for a while, and then said: "You are really..." He got stuck again just after saying three words, paused, and spit out an adjective, "considerate."

Ling Ke: "..."

After returning to the bathroom to put the towel, Ling Ke turned around and came out to deal with the large bouquet of roses.

To be honest, even though he is gay, he really doesn't like pink things, so Qi Feng's reason of "I think he wants it very much" is completely nonsense.

But flowers are innocent, since they are harvested, it would be a pity to throw them away, and they will be killed quickly if they are put there.

Ling Ke unpacked the package, but couldn't find a large enough vase. There were some empty mineral water bottles in the dormitory, but this bunch of flowers had at least a hundred flowers, and at least seven or eight bottles had to be cut to fit it.

Just as he was struggling with how to deal with it, Ling Ke heard Qi Feng say again: "If someone really took the gossip between us seriously, would it bother you?"

I don't know why it brought me back to the same question.

Although Qi Feng was a bit persistent, after hearing this sentence, Ling Ke understood that the meaning of Qi Feng's repeated questioning was the same as when he said he wanted to clarify the relationship - he was worried that these things would bring trouble to each other.

Ling Ke suddenly felt warm in his heart. Although it was impossible to be with Qi Feng, he was already very happy to be able to feel Qi Feng's tolerance for homosexuality and to be treated so tenderly.

"No," Ling Ke smiled, and said, "Didn't you tell me, we can't control how others gossip, so why don't you just relax and don't take it seriously."

Qi Feng asked: "Then if someone takes it seriously, will it affect your finding a girlfriend?"

"Didn't I tell you that I didn't want to find a girlfriend during college?" Ling Ke frowned, and said, "Anyway, you don't have to worry about me, as long as you think it's okay."

As soon as the words fell, there was a sudden sound of footsteps in the aisle.

It seems that the large army that went to watch the cultural evening has returned.

Sure enough, a few seconds later, the door of the dormitory was pushed open. Seeing Qi Feng and Ling Ke, Gao Junfei took the lead in booing: "Yo!!!"

Hearing his cry, the boys from the dormitories next door rushed to the door of 412, and said in unison to them, "Yo~~~~~~~~!!!"

Qi Feng & Ling Ke: "..."

Ling Ke, who had just said "don't take it to heart", suddenly felt his face burn.

Classmates, you start to tease me sentence by sentence——

"You two are so awesome, you play the piano so well!"

"...Standing on the stage is really good enough!"

"hahahahahahahahaha!"

"Do you know how loud the girls in our class yelled when you two stood on the stage and kissed? That decibel, damn it! It almost made me deaf!"

"Ahaha, our School of Journalism is really going to be famous now!"

Someone yelled "together", and a group of boys stood at the door of the dormitory, shrugging their hips and doing vigorous push-up movements, while replaying the grand occasion in the auditorium just now for them: "Together! Together! Together..."

Qi Feng & Ling Ke: "..."

Now not only the face is hot, but the eyes are also fucking hot.

What puzzled Ling Ke was that it was fine to say "together", why did this group of straight men shrug their hips?

... simply unsightly.

At this time, I don't know who shouted "kiss one"...

Before the scene became completely unmanageable, Ling Kebing hurriedly picked up the bunch of opened roses and asked them expressionlessly, "Do you want flowers?"

"I want it! Give me one!" The boys stopped immediately and rushed to grab the flower, "I want it too, grab it!"

A large bouquet of roses was snatched up in an instant.

After seeing the excitement, the prostitutes were also prostituted, and the flowers were also robbed. A group of people went back satisfied.

Ling Ke heaved a sigh of relief, with lingering fears in his heart, and when he came to his senses, he didn't know whether to thank the flowers for saving the scene, or complain about a group of big boys grabbing flowers.

But no matter what, this move not only diverted everyone's attention, but also solved his problem of not being able to find the vase by the way, which can be said to kill two birds with one stone.

Qi Feng beside him gave him a thumbs up quietly: Well done.

Ling Ke: "..."

Xie Qibao also took advantage of the chaos to snatch a few flowers, and was asking them for credit with a proud face: "Fortunately, I also snatched a few, otherwise there would be no flowers in our dormitory... Damn, a group of robbers, this should be Ours!"

Ling Ke had black hair, thinking about how many pink roses were placed in each male dormitory on their floor, this style of painting is also fascinating.

【Interlude】

(One)

Qi Feng tortured Xiong in various ways.

Bear: What did I do wrong!Why are you doing this to me!

Qi Feng: You are right, I just want to torment you with itchy hands.

Xiong (looking at Ling Ke): Master, help!You can't give up on me all the time! QQ

Ling Ke: There is nothing I can do to help.

(two)

Qi Feng: "What if it is serious?"

Ling Ke: "No way..." (As I wish! Let them take it seriously!!)

Qi Feng: "..."