The Daily Life of Being the Campus Idol's Fake Boyfriend
Chapter 036 Code of Conduct
Ling Ke looked at Qi Feng inquisitively, can this kind of thing not be serious?They are "straight men"!What if we can't make each other bend?
... Although he is quite happy with this kind of ending, he still has to look dignified on the surface!
Seeing Ling Ke's expression, Qi Feng wanted to laugh but didn't dare to, so he became serious.
Ling Ke bowed his head, and wrote the first article under the title—[Playing as the other party's boyfriend when one party needs it, including but not limited to holding hands, hugging...]
After writing "Hug", Ling Ke immediately put a semicolon and moved to the next line.
Qi Feng pondered for a moment what "including but not limited to" means...
It seems to say, including but not only these, so besides holding hands and hugging, Ling Ke agrees to do more things?
Ling Ke looked up at Qi Feng, but didn't see any dissatisfaction or objection from the other party, so he went on to the next question: "I've never been in a relationship before, so I don't know what the interaction between couples is like. Do you have any suggestions?"
Qi Feng twitched the corners of his mouth, and was forced to answer in the same serious tone: "I haven't talked about it, but I think we can start with the simplest things, such as saying good morning and evening to each other... As for dating or something, it's up to ear Bar."
"Oh." Ling Ke lowered his head and finished writing the second item, then asked again, "Can Gao Junfei and Xie Qibao know about this?"
Qi Feng swallowed unnaturally, and said: "Don't worry, there are so many people, since you decide to act, you should act realistically. If it's not a last resort, only the two of us know, otherwise whoever accidentally reveals the secret Leaked, all our efforts were in vain."
"Okay..." Ling Ke nodded, "But I don't think it needs to be too obvious in public."
"It's ok, don't show your affection," Qi Feng said, suddenly thought of something, and said, "By the way, there is one more...that..."
"...?" Ling Ke looked at him suspiciously.
"Since we're a couple, we're gay to a certain extent. That's just a joke between ordinary straight men. We need to restrain ourselves..."
Qi Feng's description was extremely laborious, but Ling Ke still got his point, which is to stop playing hooligans with other boys.
To be honest, this request is quite reassuring for Ling Ke, if he is to continue to "treat all straight men equally", it will be a test.
And then again, he is gay in the first place, if he really wants to be a couple, he just needs to act in his true colors. It is ridiculous to have such a code of conduct, but the problem is that he has to pretend to be gay on the basis of pretending to be a straight man. Adding drama to drama, this is the real challenge.
But he couldn't help it, he did it to death, and he had to continue acting while kneeling.
Ling Ke bit the bullet and finished writing the fifth article, then heard Qi Feng say again: "If you really need to make some self-sacrifice, I will compensate you extra."
"Self-sacrifice...what do you mean?" Ling Ke asked.
"For example, as mentioned before, kissing and the like..."
"..." Ling Ke wrote while frowning, thinking, what kind of sacrifice is this, he can accept more... Ha ha.
He immediately restrained his unrestrained brain activities, and asked a question from the perspective of a straight man: "If one day I meet someone I like and I don't want to continue acting with you, what should I do?"
Qi Feng was taken aback when he heard the words, his eyes flickered, and he said: "I will help clarify the matter of us pretending to be a couple with the person you like."
Ling Ke said: "Well, I am the same." Maybe Qi Feng will never need to do this one.
In this way, the two wrote a "code of conduct" that was both an agreement and a requirement with an attitude of exploring academic research——
[-]. Acting as the boyfriend of the other party when one party needs it, including but not limited to holding hands and hugging;
[-]. Properly carry out the interaction between couples and cultivate a sense of tacit understanding;
[-]. Do not deliberately show affection in front of the public;
[-]. In order to ensure the authenticity of the performance, it is not necessary to confess the truth to a third party;
[-]. After pretending to be a couple, both parties abide by the morality of a real couple in form, and do not engage in ambiguous behavior towards other straight men;
[-]. Every time a performance is officially performed, the beneficiary is obliged to make a spiritual or material compensation to the victim, including but not limited to inviting meals and giving gifts;
[-]. When one party decides to develop their own relationship, the other party must come forward to clarify the behavior of pretending to be a couple, and the code of conduct will automatically become invalid at that time;
[-]. The first time the trustor promises to owe the trustee a favor, and can realize the trustee's wish, which is valid for life;
Nine, to be added.
Initial client: Qi Feng
Executors: Qi Feng, Ling Ke
After signing the name, Ling Ke breathed a sigh of relief as if he had completed a major task.
Qi Feng also relaxed his tense spirit. After getting along with him for more than two months, he found that Ling Ke is a serious and rigorous person, but it was not until today that he fully felt how terrifying Ling Ke's rigor is.
But because of this, Qi Feng felt extremely reassured about the other party—as long as Ling Ke made a decision to do something, he would implement it meticulously, without any perfunctory or joking attitude.
He seems to have finally grasped his beloved toy in his hands, and he is full of expectations for the days to come.
***
Since there is no need to be too exaggerated on weekdays, the two of them will not be different in the next few days, but the so-called "play by ear" interaction between couples, which Qi Feng calls "playing by ear", begins to infiltrate each other's lives subtly.
For example, Qi Feng insisted on buying breakfast for Ling Ke, claiming that it was the minimum compensation and gratitude to Ling Ke for agreeing to act as a couple. In addition, the two of them occasionally met to go shopping and eat...
After a period of time, the careful people began to discover these details, and they posted on the school forum to expose——
"Did anyone find out that the school girl buys breakfast for his classmate named Ling Ke every day? "
The content of the text is as in the title, and the accompanying picture is a photo of Qi Feng swiping his card to buy two egg pancakes.
1L replied: "So I'm not the only one who saw this scene..."
2L replied: "Hey, aren't they the same-sex couples recognized by our school? What's wrong with buying breakfast for your boyfriend? [Funny]"
3L replied: "It's hard to say, after all, I haven't publicly admitted it..."
4L replied: "Don't keep calling 'that' and 'that', Ling Ke is a graduate of our School of Journalism! He is also a member of the campus, okay?"
5L replied: "That's right, I've seen them several times in school recently, and I didn't like Ling Ke at first, but the more I watch him recently, the more I find him attractive. I've changed from being a fan of Qi Feng to being a fan of Ling Ke."
6L replied: "Fen Ling can be +1, I like this kind of high-cold and abstinent boy! [Crying]"
7L replied: "My best friend and I saw them walking near the Wild Duck Lake last night, holding hands...ˊ_>ˋ"
8L replied: "I'm begging for photos upstairs! No pictures, no truth!"
9L replied: "I'm 7L. It was too dark at the time, so I couldn't take pictures clearly. If I turned on the flash, I would be discovered... sorry face, sorry."
10L replied: "7L, you are not alone! Last weekend, my boyfriend and I went to the movies, and we saw the legendary school girl Qi Feng and Ling Ke at the entrance of the movie theater! They were buying meat skewers from the barbecue stand outside the movie theater. , Qi Feng personally held a meat skewer and fed it to Ling Kechi. Unfortunately, the movie with my boyfriend is about to start, and I was dragged away by my boyfriend after just a quick glance! [crying] I didn’t know the movie for the first 10 minutes What did you put, the scene of the two of them feeding the meat skewers is all over your mind, and you want to rush out to take another look, I'm really not a rotten girl..."
11L replied: "10L I can feel your excitement, calm down... -_-#"
……
For such posts, the CP fan circle is self-conscious and can't make a big storm. People who eat melon pass by with a smile and don't take it seriously, so even if someone finds something is wrong, everything seems to be calm.
As for that Sun Man who has been infatuated with Qi Feng for many years, it seems that this time he really believed the "honest words" of his crush, and never appeared in front of them again.
***
In a blink of an eye, it was the end of November, and half of the semester had passed.
In the news interview class, a practical assignment is arranged, and students are required to form a team to conduct a collective interview and write an interview draft as the final assignment.
Taking advantage of the early time, active students began to form teams to do tasks.
The so-called "men and women match, work is not tiring", there are more girls in the class than boys, the four-person group in the male dormitory that had a good relationship was split up in twos and threes, and joined the large group of girls, even the four-person group in the 412 dormitory can survive.
Under such circumstances, Qi Feng and Ling Ke are naturally in high demand.
In order to distribute "resources" evenly, some girls even suggested in the group that Qi Feng and Ling Ke should go to different groups.
Regarding this, Qi Feng firmly vetoed it: "No, Ling Ke and I must be in a team."
A girl asked, "Why?"
Gao Junfei: "Because Qi Feng hasn't weaned yet."
There was a burst of laughter in the group, Ling Ke belatedly noticed the ridicule of his classmates, and sent a series of ellipses to express his speechlessness, but he did not refute Qi Feng's insistence.
The girls had no choice but to use lottery to decide who was the lucky four. In the end, the 207 dormitory where Zhang Wenqin, the party secretary, took the two handsome guys under his command.
For this rare opportunity, the four girls were very excited and made suggestions one after another, trying to create more time to spend with the handsome guy.
It's not their fault. In the university, except for the professional courses they took together, everyone went their own way, so even though they were students in the same class, they didn't spend much time with Qi Feng and Ling Ke. In order to avoid suitors, people almost always run away after class.
After discussion, a group of scheming girls decided on an interview topic about "travel psychology of young people traveling on the poor".
The minority obeys the majority, Qi Feng and Ling Ke, who are weak and weak, can only nod in agreement with the girls' decision.
-------
【Interlude】
One day, Qi Feng and Ling Ke were walking near the Wild Duck Lake.
Taking advantage of the dark moon and the high wind and the stillness of the night, Qi Feng quietly held Ling Ke's hand, and said grandly, "Practice."
Ling Ke: "..."
Qi Feng's hand was warm, and the palm was slightly bigger than his, making Ling Ke immersed in this romantic atmosphere, his heart beating faster...
But... shaking hands is fine, can you hold me without crossing your fingers?What a fucking shame to be in such close contact! (/////)
... Although he is quite happy with this kind of ending, he still has to look dignified on the surface!
Seeing Ling Ke's expression, Qi Feng wanted to laugh but didn't dare to, so he became serious.
Ling Ke bowed his head, and wrote the first article under the title—[Playing as the other party's boyfriend when one party needs it, including but not limited to holding hands, hugging...]
After writing "Hug", Ling Ke immediately put a semicolon and moved to the next line.
Qi Feng pondered for a moment what "including but not limited to" means...
It seems to say, including but not only these, so besides holding hands and hugging, Ling Ke agrees to do more things?
Ling Ke looked up at Qi Feng, but didn't see any dissatisfaction or objection from the other party, so he went on to the next question: "I've never been in a relationship before, so I don't know what the interaction between couples is like. Do you have any suggestions?"
Qi Feng twitched the corners of his mouth, and was forced to answer in the same serious tone: "I haven't talked about it, but I think we can start with the simplest things, such as saying good morning and evening to each other... As for dating or something, it's up to ear Bar."
"Oh." Ling Ke lowered his head and finished writing the second item, then asked again, "Can Gao Junfei and Xie Qibao know about this?"
Qi Feng swallowed unnaturally, and said: "Don't worry, there are so many people, since you decide to act, you should act realistically. If it's not a last resort, only the two of us know, otherwise whoever accidentally reveals the secret Leaked, all our efforts were in vain."
"Okay..." Ling Ke nodded, "But I don't think it needs to be too obvious in public."
"It's ok, don't show your affection," Qi Feng said, suddenly thought of something, and said, "By the way, there is one more...that..."
"...?" Ling Ke looked at him suspiciously.
"Since we're a couple, we're gay to a certain extent. That's just a joke between ordinary straight men. We need to restrain ourselves..."
Qi Feng's description was extremely laborious, but Ling Ke still got his point, which is to stop playing hooligans with other boys.
To be honest, this request is quite reassuring for Ling Ke, if he is to continue to "treat all straight men equally", it will be a test.
And then again, he is gay in the first place, if he really wants to be a couple, he just needs to act in his true colors. It is ridiculous to have such a code of conduct, but the problem is that he has to pretend to be gay on the basis of pretending to be a straight man. Adding drama to drama, this is the real challenge.
But he couldn't help it, he did it to death, and he had to continue acting while kneeling.
Ling Ke bit the bullet and finished writing the fifth article, then heard Qi Feng say again: "If you really need to make some self-sacrifice, I will compensate you extra."
"Self-sacrifice...what do you mean?" Ling Ke asked.
"For example, as mentioned before, kissing and the like..."
"..." Ling Ke wrote while frowning, thinking, what kind of sacrifice is this, he can accept more... Ha ha.
He immediately restrained his unrestrained brain activities, and asked a question from the perspective of a straight man: "If one day I meet someone I like and I don't want to continue acting with you, what should I do?"
Qi Feng was taken aback when he heard the words, his eyes flickered, and he said: "I will help clarify the matter of us pretending to be a couple with the person you like."
Ling Ke said: "Well, I am the same." Maybe Qi Feng will never need to do this one.
In this way, the two wrote a "code of conduct" that was both an agreement and a requirement with an attitude of exploring academic research——
[-]. Acting as the boyfriend of the other party when one party needs it, including but not limited to holding hands and hugging;
[-]. Properly carry out the interaction between couples and cultivate a sense of tacit understanding;
[-]. Do not deliberately show affection in front of the public;
[-]. In order to ensure the authenticity of the performance, it is not necessary to confess the truth to a third party;
[-]. After pretending to be a couple, both parties abide by the morality of a real couple in form, and do not engage in ambiguous behavior towards other straight men;
[-]. Every time a performance is officially performed, the beneficiary is obliged to make a spiritual or material compensation to the victim, including but not limited to inviting meals and giving gifts;
[-]. When one party decides to develop their own relationship, the other party must come forward to clarify the behavior of pretending to be a couple, and the code of conduct will automatically become invalid at that time;
[-]. The first time the trustor promises to owe the trustee a favor, and can realize the trustee's wish, which is valid for life;
Nine, to be added.
Initial client: Qi Feng
Executors: Qi Feng, Ling Ke
After signing the name, Ling Ke breathed a sigh of relief as if he had completed a major task.
Qi Feng also relaxed his tense spirit. After getting along with him for more than two months, he found that Ling Ke is a serious and rigorous person, but it was not until today that he fully felt how terrifying Ling Ke's rigor is.
But because of this, Qi Feng felt extremely reassured about the other party—as long as Ling Ke made a decision to do something, he would implement it meticulously, without any perfunctory or joking attitude.
He seems to have finally grasped his beloved toy in his hands, and he is full of expectations for the days to come.
***
Since there is no need to be too exaggerated on weekdays, the two of them will not be different in the next few days, but the so-called "play by ear" interaction between couples, which Qi Feng calls "playing by ear", begins to infiltrate each other's lives subtly.
For example, Qi Feng insisted on buying breakfast for Ling Ke, claiming that it was the minimum compensation and gratitude to Ling Ke for agreeing to act as a couple. In addition, the two of them occasionally met to go shopping and eat...
After a period of time, the careful people began to discover these details, and they posted on the school forum to expose——
"Did anyone find out that the school girl buys breakfast for his classmate named Ling Ke every day? "
The content of the text is as in the title, and the accompanying picture is a photo of Qi Feng swiping his card to buy two egg pancakes.
1L replied: "So I'm not the only one who saw this scene..."
2L replied: "Hey, aren't they the same-sex couples recognized by our school? What's wrong with buying breakfast for your boyfriend? [Funny]"
3L replied: "It's hard to say, after all, I haven't publicly admitted it..."
4L replied: "Don't keep calling 'that' and 'that', Ling Ke is a graduate of our School of Journalism! He is also a member of the campus, okay?"
5L replied: "That's right, I've seen them several times in school recently, and I didn't like Ling Ke at first, but the more I watch him recently, the more I find him attractive. I've changed from being a fan of Qi Feng to being a fan of Ling Ke."
6L replied: "Fen Ling can be +1, I like this kind of high-cold and abstinent boy! [Crying]"
7L replied: "My best friend and I saw them walking near the Wild Duck Lake last night, holding hands...ˊ_>ˋ"
8L replied: "I'm begging for photos upstairs! No pictures, no truth!"
9L replied: "I'm 7L. It was too dark at the time, so I couldn't take pictures clearly. If I turned on the flash, I would be discovered... sorry face, sorry."
10L replied: "7L, you are not alone! Last weekend, my boyfriend and I went to the movies, and we saw the legendary school girl Qi Feng and Ling Ke at the entrance of the movie theater! They were buying meat skewers from the barbecue stand outside the movie theater. , Qi Feng personally held a meat skewer and fed it to Ling Kechi. Unfortunately, the movie with my boyfriend is about to start, and I was dragged away by my boyfriend after just a quick glance! [crying] I didn’t know the movie for the first 10 minutes What did you put, the scene of the two of them feeding the meat skewers is all over your mind, and you want to rush out to take another look, I'm really not a rotten girl..."
11L replied: "10L I can feel your excitement, calm down... -_-#"
……
For such posts, the CP fan circle is self-conscious and can't make a big storm. People who eat melon pass by with a smile and don't take it seriously, so even if someone finds something is wrong, everything seems to be calm.
As for that Sun Man who has been infatuated with Qi Feng for many years, it seems that this time he really believed the "honest words" of his crush, and never appeared in front of them again.
***
In a blink of an eye, it was the end of November, and half of the semester had passed.
In the news interview class, a practical assignment is arranged, and students are required to form a team to conduct a collective interview and write an interview draft as the final assignment.
Taking advantage of the early time, active students began to form teams to do tasks.
The so-called "men and women match, work is not tiring", there are more girls in the class than boys, the four-person group in the male dormitory that had a good relationship was split up in twos and threes, and joined the large group of girls, even the four-person group in the 412 dormitory can survive.
Under such circumstances, Qi Feng and Ling Ke are naturally in high demand.
In order to distribute "resources" evenly, some girls even suggested in the group that Qi Feng and Ling Ke should go to different groups.
Regarding this, Qi Feng firmly vetoed it: "No, Ling Ke and I must be in a team."
A girl asked, "Why?"
Gao Junfei: "Because Qi Feng hasn't weaned yet."
There was a burst of laughter in the group, Ling Ke belatedly noticed the ridicule of his classmates, and sent a series of ellipses to express his speechlessness, but he did not refute Qi Feng's insistence.
The girls had no choice but to use lottery to decide who was the lucky four. In the end, the 207 dormitory where Zhang Wenqin, the party secretary, took the two handsome guys under his command.
For this rare opportunity, the four girls were very excited and made suggestions one after another, trying to create more time to spend with the handsome guy.
It's not their fault. In the university, except for the professional courses they took together, everyone went their own way, so even though they were students in the same class, they didn't spend much time with Qi Feng and Ling Ke. In order to avoid suitors, people almost always run away after class.
After discussion, a group of scheming girls decided on an interview topic about "travel psychology of young people traveling on the poor".
The minority obeys the majority, Qi Feng and Ling Ke, who are weak and weak, can only nod in agreement with the girls' decision.
-------
【Interlude】
One day, Qi Feng and Ling Ke were walking near the Wild Duck Lake.
Taking advantage of the dark moon and the high wind and the stillness of the night, Qi Feng quietly held Ling Ke's hand, and said grandly, "Practice."
Ling Ke: "..."
Qi Feng's hand was warm, and the palm was slightly bigger than his, making Ling Ke immersed in this romantic atmosphere, his heart beating faster...
But... shaking hands is fine, can you hold me without crossing your fingers?What a fucking shame to be in such close contact! (/////)
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