The Daily Life of Being the Campus Idol's Fake Boyfriend

Concerned about homework, the six of them didn't think about playing after they went out, but first looked for interview subjects who looked like poor young people to strike up a conversation.

Zhang Wenqin also specially prepared self-made interview badges with the logo of University F for everyone to hang on their chests for better interview assignments.

But they soon discovered that the usefulness of this thing was not as good as letting Qi Feng and Ling Ke brush their faces.

As long as the two stand side by side and smile and nod to the female tourists passing by, 90.00% of the female passers-by will be recruited, and some will even come over to ask them what help they need.

Headed by Zhang Wenqin, the four girls in 207 endured the desire to complain about this heaven-defying attribute, and they all praised their god teammates in their hearts.

At the end of the day, the six people had gained a lot, and by the evening they had overfulfilled the planned interview volume.

In fact, if you don't travel far, everyone will get together to visit the city center for half a day at most, so judging from the time, their investment is considered too much.

After collecting all the information, they decided to have a good meal with relief and celebrate this pleasant cooperation.

But due to financial constraints, their so-called "good" is just sitting around a small shop similar to "Shaxian Snacks", each ordering a bowl of hot noodles.

"The owner of the inn is right. Many of the tourists who come to the ancient town are college students like us. No wonder the business of the inn is so booming..." Zhang Wenqin said.

Yao Jing shrugged: "It can't be helped, students are not financially independent, so the main component of the poor travel group is still this kind of people."

Dai Yiwei sighed: "Actually, if it wasn't for the personal experience, I would rather ask my parents for more money to travel, and I would rather return them after earning money, so that I can live better and eat better."

Qi Feng nodded in agreement when he heard the words, expressing that he and Dai Yiwei had the same idea.

Zhang Wenqin said with a smile: "That's because most of us grew up in the city, and our family background is good, so we don't usually suffer much. But if we change to a small place or even a college student from a rural area? If we don't have money , They don’t have the qualifications to travel and see the world? We also have to dig out the psychology of these people.”

Yao Jing caught a glimpse of Ling Ke who was sitting next to her while eating and typing on the notepad on her mobile phone, she leaned over and read in a low voice: "'Different from the material comforts that rich people pursue when they travel, this group of people Young people who have not yet stepped into the society just want to use the most economical way to go out to see the world, to expand their horizons and self-training is their purpose'... Wow, the summary is awesome!"

Zhang Wenqin: "Excellent!"

Ling Ke: "..."

Taking advantage of the excitement, everyone expressed their views and conclusions on the interview of the day while eating, and discussed how to write a real and interesting interview report later.

Then Cen Tong whispered again: "But I observed today that some young couples show a different consumption tendency from single poor travelers when it comes to poor travel..."

All the people at the table turned their heads to look at him: "What do you say?"

Cen Tong: "Uh, for example, among the three poor traveling couples we interviewed today, the second one, I don't know if you still remember..."

Zhang Wenqin: "The one who said that when traveling, lunch is often just small snacks that cost a few dollars on the side of the road, as long as you can eat enough?"

Dai Yiwei: "I also remember, did the boys say that they would rather save money to buy flowers for girls?"

Yao Jing looked envious: "Wow, I remembered! When I first heard it, I thought it was so romantic!"

Cen Tong blushed and said, "Yeah, although they don't look rich at all, but... well, I admit that I felt like I was eating dog food."

Yao Jing held the noodle bowl and said sadly: "Ah! When will God give me a boyfriend!"

A few words made everyone laugh out loud, and then they went to prostitute Qi Feng and Ling Ke, saying that at least the school grass was accompanying them for dinner, which was a bit of psychological comfort.

Ling Ke listened, and added another sentence in the phone's notepad: Some couples and poor travelers pursue romantic experiences more than food and clothing...

***

After dinner, everyone saw that the time was still early, so we suggested to visit the ancient town together.

The ancient town at night is like the Lantern Festival Lantern Market in the books and paintings. Antique neon lights adorn the banks of the neighbors and rivers, which has a special flavor.

Two boys walked in front whispering, and four girls chattered behind, enjoying the rare leisure time after schoolwork.

A boatman rowed a beautiful awning boat on the river, and sprinkled a few lanterns along the way, attracting tourists on the shore to stop and watch. I saw the young lovers in the boat cuddling together, experiencing the romantic time of time travel...

The four girls behind him howled enviously, stretched their necks and exclaimed "It's so beautiful".

Walking to the head of a river, Qi Feng saw from a distance a black awning boat docked on the shore that had not set sail, and there was a price sign beside it: [Take a flower boat and put on lanterns, 30 yuan per person, 50 yuan for 2 people to charter the boat, the whole journey is 15- 20 minutes】

"Hey, it doesn't seem too expensive," Qi Feng asked Ling Ke, "Would you like to take a ride?"

Ling Ke was taken aback: "Are you serious?"

"I read the introduction on the Internet before, saying that this black-peng boat seems to be a special project of the ancient town. You can see all the best scenery here by sitting along the river... It’s worthwhile to experience it. How about it?" Qi Feng said quite sincerely.

When Ling Ke was encouraged by him, he was also a little moved, but he was also a little worried: "But it costs 50 yuan for two people, won't we have enough money?"

Qi Feng: "I just did some calculations. After getting rid of the current expenses and setting aside the fare for the return ticket tomorrow, we still have about 30 yuan left to survive tomorrow's breakfast and lunch after taking this boat."

Ling Ke frowned and thought, 30 yuan seems to be about the same.

... Then, sit down?

However, he felt a little bit strange that it was a bit strange for two straight men to take the flower boat. If it was just him and Qi Feng, they could still use the name of "practice", but now they are followed by four girls from their class ...

Seeing him hesitating, Qi Feng thought he was worried about money, so he couldn't help leaning into Ling Ke's ear and whispering: "It's really not enough, let's cheat a little bit, you don't even have bread and chocolate If you dare to take it, I don't believe you will be so rigid..."

The warm breath rubbing against the pinna and the soft words that seemed to have magical powers hit Ling Ke's brain directly like an injection of anesthetic, causing him to lose his remaining sanity in an instant.

Ling Ke stared at Qi Feng in a daze, and agreed, "Okay... let's go."

Qi Feng got his wish, a childish smirk undisguised, then turned to the girls and said, "Ling Ke and I are going to take a boat ride, you go back first."

After finishing speaking, he directly grabbed Ling Ke's wrist and walked towards the shore.

Ling Ke let him lead him unconsciously. He had no idea what a terrible love thinking he and Qi Feng had formed during this month's deliberate practice—the ambiguous behavior of being gay to the limit in the eyes of others, To him and Qi Feng, it's just a habit that doesn't hurt or itch.

The four girls who were still laughing and joking at first stood there dumbstruck when they heard the words, watching the two of them board the boat hand in hand, and then floated leisurely down the river in front of them... gone... gone...

Four people: "..."

What are they... what are they doing...

***

The cold wind of early winter mixed with the water vapor on the river passed through the cabin, blowing on the face, a little cold.

Qi Feng and Ling Ke huddled side by side in the small cabin, feeling as if there was nothing different from usual—anyway, their hearts were pounding, and their brains were a little dull and abnormal.

But without the girl behind them, the two seemed to let go.

Walking to the middle of the river, Qi Feng saw a few lanterns floated on the water by the passengers of the other boat, and couldn't help asking the boatman: "Master, why don't we have any lanterns?"

The boatman asked strangely, "You want too?"

Qi Feng smiled and said, "Let's just play around."

The boatman let out an "oh" and said, "I need to buy lanterns, one for five yuan."

Qi Feng & Ling Ke: "..."

Qi Feng asked the boatman: "Master, do you accept Alipay transfers?"

The boatman said coldly, "No, I only accept cash."

Qi Feng choked for a moment, desperate!

The boatman asked strangely, "Don't you both have five yuan?"

Qi Feng: "Well, we forgot to bring money, only 50 yuan is enough to pay the boat fare..."

I was really too shy to open my mouth.

The two looked at each other pitifully in the cabin, Ling Ke laughed first, and advised Qi Feng: "Forget it, don't let go."

Qi Feng nodded, but glanced at the lanterns outside the boat, enviously said: "It's pretty pretty."

Ling Ke looked at Qi Feng's side face silently, and was so serious that he wanted to take money out of his pocket to buy him a lantern, when the boatman threw something to them and said, "Forget it, I'll give you one Let it go."

Qi Feng & Ling Ke: "..."

The boatman didn't understand what kind of lanterns the two boys were putting on... Now, he seemed to know something, and looked at them meaningfully. The boatman shook his head and sighed, "Why don't you bring money when you come out to play?"

The two were overjoyed and thanked the boss with a lantern, took the lighter handed by the other party, and lit the candle.

The warm flames illuminated the faces of the two of them, because there was only one lamp, they pushed back and forth at first, but Ling Ke insisted on giving it to Qi Feng, and Qi Feng gave up.

Qi Feng carefully held the lamp, leaned out half of his body from the boat, but turned his head to Ling Ke before setting off the lamp and said, "I let it go, remember to make a wish!"

Ling Ke: "You promise it yourself!"

Qi Feng smiled and didn't speak, Ling Ke moved closer, and the two watched the lantern slide along with them for a short distance due to inertia, and then slowly opened up the distance.

Then, a gust of cold wind blows... and dies.

Qi Feng & Ling Ke: "..."

Withdrawing his head in a wan mood, Qi Feng was silent for a while, then asked Ling Ke: "What wish did you just make?"

Ling Ke said, "Didn't I tell you to agree?"

Qi Feng: "I didn't promise, I'll leave the opportunity to you..."

After they finished speaking, they shook their shoulders again as if they had been poked in their laughing holes.

Ling Ke said with a smile: "Forget it, it's a good thing there is no permission, otherwise it will be gone in a blink of an eye, how frustrating."

In just 15 minutes, it was over in the blink of an eye. When they got ashore, the two walked back slowly.

Ling Ke, who was originally relaxed because of the boat ride, immediately thought of what he was going to face after returning to the inn. His brain froze, and he immediately became nervous again.

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【Interlude】

Seeing Qi Feng and Ling Ke leaving by boat, the girls felt—

Zhang Wenqin: Why are these two not getting married yet? (=_=)

Dai Yiwei: Please let me die alone... TAT

Cen Tong: Cold dog food is flying on the face... (⊙⊙)

Yao Jing: God owes me a boyfriend! ┻━┻︵╰(‵dish′)╯︵┻━┻

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【About Fees】

The first day: 12 yuan for a train ticket, 2 yuan for a bus, 2 yuan for a subway card, 6 yuan for buns, 16 yuan for lunch, 50 yuan for a bowl of noodles at night, accommodation It's 25, and [-] per person by boat... Let's figure out how much money is left, and guess how they can spend it next. [funny]

Qi Feng counted the money in his pocket, tears streaming down his face: ah, brother has never been so poor.