It's really hard to be a scumbag [Quick Transmigration]

"Your Majesty, it's time to go to court." The shrill voice called softly for a long time before the person on the bed moved.

The maids on both sides stepped forward silently and gently opened the filigree yellow cloud satin curtain for him. When he sat up, a maid had already knelt on the ground and put on heavy wooden dragon-soled shoes for him.

The great eunuch who woke him up, Liu Chong, raised his head without a trace, and saw the young emperor sitting on a bed decorated with embossed dragons. The most honorable person in the world had sleepy brows and eyes, under the black eyelashes as fine as a crow's feathers, there were beautiful eyes filled with water mist.

Liu Chong immediately withdrew his eyes and relieved himself, no wonder His Highness didn't say a word this morning, but it turned out to be due to sleepiness.

After putting on his shoes, the boy stood up, and let the court lady put on bright yellow brocade court clothes for him layer by layer.

After putting on his clothes and crown, the boy turned and walked out.

Liu Chong followed closely behind, shouting from a distance, "Go to court!"

Jiang Jiang stepped out of the palace in one step. The eunuch with a lantern was waiting outside for a long time. Seeing His Highness coming out, he immediately led the lantern forward.

at the same time.

【Are you okay? 】The system asked in his mind【It's three o'clock in the morning, if you are sleepy, you can sleep in the imperial study later, I will guard the door for you】

Jiang Jiang's eyes were foggy, he yawned delicately, and replied [It's okay, once or twice is okay, the emperor doesn't have to get up at this hour every day to go to court, right? 】

[That's not true, this scumbag is a fool. Except for the last time at the beginning of the month, he basically won't do it again. 】The system flips through the plot.

In the dark night, the moon hangs high, and on the path in the palace under the moon, there is a row of lanterns, but there are so many people, but no one speaks, only the sound of footsteps can be heard.

Jiang Jiang arrived at the Jinluan Hall not long after he left.

He walked up to the main hall, turned around and sat on the dragon chair, and saw the officials kneeling on the ground respectfully, saying in unison, "My lord!"

Jiang Jiang sat condescendingly, her legs were a little weak.Looking at the dense head, he tried his best to lower his voice and said in a deep and steady voice, "Everyone's family is at peace."

Everyone stood up and began to report to Jiang Jiang.

Jiang Jiang looked calm, but he was actually listening to the system tell him the plot of this level. Since it took a while to receive the plot, Jiang Jiang, who was woken up just after arriving, discussed with the system and planned to wait until the next court was empty. take over.

But this does not prevent the system from explaining to him.

[The one on the left in the first row, Sanyuan and No. [-] Scholar, is also your prime minister. He was born in a powerful family, weak in body but deep in mind and ambitious, and now holds the literary power. 】

【On the right side of the first row is an empty seat. Xuan Yin, the general of the town he belongs to, led the army at the age of 16, and now he is invincible at the age of 26. He just repelled the neighboring country some time ago, and he is going back to Beijing today. 】

[The plot of this level, roughly speaking, is that in order to regain power, the Emperor Zha Gong married the protagonist back to the palace. Suddenly, the small universe broke out and the protagonist Gong teamed up to kill the emperor, and finally the protagonist died.The protagonist, who is in power at the imperial court, supports the newborn little prince to ascend the throne. At the same time, when he returns home, the protagonist who is feigning death invites him to play chess, and the two smile at each other. 】

[Now, you are this deadly scumbag] The system said seriously [Different from the scumbag in the previous world, the scumbag in this level is domineering, because the young man is the emperor, so he is extraordinarily arrogant, young and frivolous. 】

Jiang Jiang nodded thoughtfully.

The ministers under the court suddenly slammed into the tunnel, "Thank you, Your Majesty!"

……

Wait, what happened?

Jiang Jiang was very dazed, but remembered Slag Gong's character design again. After a moment of silence, he raised his jaw, and said with a dignified and haughty look, "Yeah."

The minister stepped back and returned to his place.

...So what did you just say!

For a moment, Jiang Jiang's heart itched like a master scratching her.

The hall fell silent for a moment.

Jiang Jiang glanced at the first person on the left, the man with a thin body like a scholar, and said to the system [At the beginning of the plot, it was Scum Gong who wanted to marry the protagonist Shou, intending to regain power? 】

The system affirmatively replied [Yes]

At this time, the eunuch said on the sidelines, "Start playing if there is something to do, and leave the court if there is nothing to do!"

The court room was still quiet, Liu Chong stepped forward to Jiang Jiang's side, and asked him if he should retreat now.

Jiang Jiang waved his hand, but said in a deep voice, "I have something to say."

The audience suddenly knelt down and said in unison, "I would like to listen to the imperial decree."

Jiang Jiang was slightly ashamed. After brainwashing himself that this was a game, he said solemnly, "I have been pleased with the prime minister for a long time, and I want to marry the prime minister as my queen. I don't know what the prime minister wants?"

After his words fell, the air was suddenly dead silent, as if a needle could be heard falling.

Three seconds later, the group of officials gasped sharply, their movements were small, but they floated towards the first place in a very unified manner.

The thin prime minister raised his head slightly in surprise, his eyes paused for a moment on Jiang Jiang's shame-burning face, he seemed to hook his lips, pressed it down and coughed twice, and said softly, "Thanks to your majesty's love, my lord I am not very afraid, and I would like to tie the knot with His Majesty and spread branches and leaves for His Majesty."

……

wait?Are you a man?Which branches and leaves are scattered?

And just now, didn't the system say that asking to marry a man in this era is humiliating to a man?Where are you going to die in the plot, brother? !

Jiang Jiang was sluggish for a long time, and quickly poked the system [system?What's going on with the protagonist?Why did you promise so decisively! 】

The system didn't reply to him for a long time.

Jiang Jiang was embarrassed in the quiet hall and didn't know what to say for a while, and after a while, he choked out the words, "In this case, the wedding will be arranged at—"

[Ah———————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————… 】

The system was garbled for a long time, and said in disbelief 【Why did you marry the protagonist Gong? 】

……

???

Jiang Jiang came back to his senses, and immediately responded in disbelief [The brave general and the weak scholar prime minister, you told me that the general is the one who suffers, and this weak man who is panting while walking is the attack? ? 】

The system said quietly [Isn’t it okay for people to pretend to be pigs and eat tigers...]

The two fell silent.

The officials in the court were quiet on the surface, and each of them wanted to prick up their ears.Especially those who had a grudge against the prime minister, looking at his back at this moment with unfriendly eyes.

Now the prime minister holds half of the power in the previous court, and he will take over the power of the harem after entering the palace. If he conceives a dragon fetus during this period, won't the whole world belong to him, Ji Shiying? !

...Wait, he is pregnant with a fart!

Above the main hall, Jiang Jiang said with a guilty conscience [What should I do... the protagonist Gong seems to have agreed just now...]

The system gritted its teeth [First fool the past, pretend nothing happened, and then accept a marriage proposal with the protagonist! 】

Jiang Jiang [...sounds scumbag]

However, scumbags don't get feelings, they just want scumbags.

Jiang Jiang pretended to be impatient and said, "Forget it, the general will return to Beijing later, and we will discuss this matter later."

All the ministers said in unison, "Observe the order!"

Leaving aside the sentence of retreating, Jiang Jiang seemed calm, but in fact his face was red, his ears were red, and he kept pedaling all the way to the imperial study.

After dismissing the eunuchs and maids, Jiang Jiang lay on the table for a long time.

The system comforted him [It's okay, you are the emperor now, no one can force you if you refuse to accept your debt. 】

Jiang Jiang rubbed his face and said weakly [Thank you for your comfort.Forget it, accept the whole plot. 】

After receiving the plot, Jiang Jiang said with a straightened face [Zha Gong's plot points are only three.It's not difficult to complete, but the final ending is too miserable, I also want to experience the amputation of limbs and tongue? 】

The system is busy [Don't worry, this game strictly protects the physical and mental health of players!The same is true for the subsequent levels. When you are about to encounter any bloody scenes, we will cut off your perception instantly, please rest assured. 】

Just as Jiang Jiang calmed down, he suddenly remembered the previous world, and his face darkened.After watching for a long time, he pretended to be nonchalant and said, "Strictly protect your physical and mental health? Including if there are npcs who want to force your players?"

The system took it for granted [this is of course, the programs set by the npc in my game have emergency treatment, once the npc is found to be out of control, it will control its body in an instant, and if it is more serious, it will even self-destruct on the spot. 】

Jiang Jiang pouted ironically [Really?What if there is an npc that successfully loses control and endangers the player? 】

The system thought about it, and said firmly [Then he is definitely not an npc! 】

Jiang Jiang was taken aback.

Before he could grasp something vaguely enlightened by a flash of inspiration, he heard Liu Chong cautiously say outside, "Your Highness, the Prime Minister is asking to see you."

Jiang Jiang frowned slightly. After being interrupted, he couldn't recall the touch just now, so he said absently, "Let him in."

When Ji Shiying came in, Jiang Jiang remembered the embarrassing incident just now, and immediately wanted to kill himself who let him in just now.

After finally lying on the table to cool his hot face, now seeing Ji Shiying calmly saluting, Jiang Jiang felt his face start to heat up again.

He pretended to be impatient and said, "What's the matter with Ji Aiqing?"

Ji Shiying smiled slightly and said, "Reporting to Your Majesty, General Xuan and his subordinates have arrived not far from the city, and are about to enter the capital. I heard that the city is lined with welcomes, and it is very lively. I wonder if Your Majesty is interested in going to watch with my minister?"

Jiang Jiang was startled, and asked the system [What kind of game are you playing!So imprecise!The emperor can still visit in private?Don't be afraid of being stabbed by an assassin in the wild! 】

The system aggrieved [I also asked the planner this question. 】

Jiang Jiang was puzzled [What did he say? 】

The system said quietly [He said that people who are looking for a sense of reality in the virtual world must have something wrong with their brains. 】

Jiang Jiang: ...

Jiang Jiang pretended that he didn't ask the system this question, turned his head and frowned, his beautiful and delicate face was full of impatience and indulgence, and said to Ji Shiying, "What's so interesting about ordinary people?"

Ji Shiying pursed her lips and replied softly, "Of course the common people have nothing to look at, so what I mean by this sentence is to ask His Majesty."

"Are you willing to go out of the palace with the minister?"

The author has something to say: the consequence of wanting to write this and that is that... I have been fishing for a whole day and haven’t written anything, and I feel guilty.jpg