It's really hard to be a scumbag [Quick Transmigration]

The system is lost in thought at the intersection of life.

Seeing that he would rather pretend to be dead than say anything more, Jiang Jiang couldn't help but sneered, and asked Lin Zun on the other end of the phone, "Are you free now? Can you come to my side?"

There's no way, the system can't go this way, Jiang Jiang can only save the country and learn the deeper truth from other places.

After all, knowing oneself and knowing the enemy will win every battle, and he doesn't believe that the Destroyer side will know nothing about the fact that the Executor headquarters and the world will have just risen.

After getting his permission, Lin Zun's listless expression suddenly cheered up: "Open the door, I'm downstairs at your house."

Jiang Jiang froze for a moment, subconsciously looked down from the window, and then saw the other party standing outside the gate, answering the phone while smiling brightly at him.

"When you went back to the backstage of the hotel, I quietly followed, but there were too many people at that time, so I didn't rashly show up."

As soon as Jiang Jiang opened the door, Lin Zun approached him familiarly, and said, "Later, I waited until you and Zuo Si heard it, and then hired a car to catch up. Speaking of which, your identity this time is What? Why do you live with Zuos Ting, isn't he always alone in the plot?"

Lin Zun looked puzzled, Jiang Jiang met his gaze and blinked, did not honestly say that he did not know what role he was playing in the plot.

Although the two have a good relationship now, Jiang Jiang didn't intend to tell the other party that he is a native of this world, so he skipped the question and naturally changed the subject: "Have you eaten yet?"

Lin Zun didn't turn the corner, subconsciously replied: "No, uh, no, I ate."

"Didn't you leave the hall behind me when I went backstage? The food hasn't been served yet, where did you go to eat?" Jiang Jiang patted him on the shoulder and said with a smile: "And I don't need to be polite, just say it straight. I just happen to be hungry after not eating much, so how about I cook two dishes for lunch, how about we meet again after a long time to eat and chat?"

Probably because Jiang Jiang rarely showed such a gentle smile to him after we knew each other for so long, so Lin Zun was a little flattered. Jiang Jiang spun around.

Jiang Jiang was already in the mood for clichés, and when he saw that he was doing all the work with a silly look, he silently agreed to his help.

When the aroma of delicious food gradually rose in the kitchen, the dishes on the table were arranged neatly one by one, and when Jiang Jiang's apron tied around his waist was untied by Lin Zunshun, their busy noon was officially over, and they could sit down and relax. Slow down and enjoy it.

"Eat more." Jiang Jiang rested his chin in one hand, and put the vegetables into Lin Zun's bowl with the other. At the same time, he said casually: "By the way, what identity did you ask me earlier? Why, isn't my name in the plot?"

Lin Zun honestly ate all the food he picked up, and said after eating, "Yes, there is, but there are random factors in the arrangement of identities, so I'm not sure if Zha Gong is you."

Jiang Jiang shook his hand: "Scum Gong?"

He couldn't hold back the surprise in his tone, and doubts also appeared in his mind.

Why is he a scumbag again?Who did he mess with?

Lin Zun didn't pay attention to his rising tone, and nodded after listening, and then showed hesitation, hesitantly and tentatively said: "That, Jiang Jiang."

Jiang Jiang was called by name, and looked up blankly: "What's the matter? Is the food salty?"

Lin Zun was startled, and then quickly denied: "No, no, I have something I want you to help."

Jiang Jiang blinked, then thought of something, his eyes lit up suddenly: "It's okay to help, but in return, you have to do me a favor."

Lin Zun raised his eyes and looked at him seriously: "If you encounter any trouble, just tell me directly, even if you don't help me, I will do my best to help you."

Jiang Jiang waved his hand: "Although that's the case, you don't get rewarded for nothing. I prefer to help each other rather than just asking for it. My business is not urgent. First tell me what you need me to do?"

Lin Zun paused, his face gradually showing a bit of embarrassment: "My side mission requires me to put the scumbags of this world to sleep. Although the sidelines can be done or not, I wonder if you and I who play the scumbags Old friend, it’s normal for friends to sleep together, right?”

His rhetorical question was so well-founded that Jiang Jiang was stunned for a full two seconds before he understood what he meant.After understanding, Jiang Jiang blushed suddenly, angry and furious, and almost broke the chopsticks in his hand: "It is normal for friends to sleep together! They are not the kind of friends who are boyfriend and girlfriend!"

Lin Zun showed very real doubts on his face: "Why did you think of going to the boyfriend and girlfriend? They sleep and cough. That's a verb. We two brothers just get together and sleep separately. Is there any problem?"

"?" Jiang Jiang was stunned: "Everyone sleeps in his own place?"

After hanging up the phone, Jiang Jiang glanced at the dimming sky outside, and then looked back at Lin Zun who was making the bed.

Sensing his gaze, Lin Zun lifted his face and said triumphantly, "Let me just say that Zuo Si Ting won't come back tonight. It's clearly written in the plot that he's going to hate Qu Lin today."

Jiang Jiang, who didn't have a plot to spoil, nodded silently, and took advantage of the situation to ask: "Why did he hate Qu Lin?"

Lin Zun said casually: "Anyway, it's paving the way for the protagonist Shou. Zuo Si's listening ability is so strong, even if the protagonist Shou has the protagonist's aura, he can't stand it. Under such circumstances, it is unreasonable not to arrange a few friendly troops for the protagonist Shou."

Jiang Jiang moved to his side, blinked his eyes and looked up at him: "That is to say, Qu Lin will join forces with the protagonist Shou in the future?"

Lin Zun opened his mouth, but didn't say a word for a long time. Instead, under Jiang Jiang's focused gaze, he couldn't help swallowing.

"...Are you thirsty?" Jiang Jiang looked at his blushing face speechlessly, and couldn't help but feel disappointed. He withdrew his intention to continue the routine, and said casually: "There is health water on the table next to you. If you are thirsty, just take a few sips." .”

Lin Zun was indeed a little angry. After forcing his face away from staring at Jiang Jiang, he picked up the glass and filled half of it with water, and swallowed two goji berries whole.

After he finished drinking, Jiang Jiang had already climbed onto the bed, received his gaze, and patted the cup next to him, saying, "Come to sleep."

It was normal to sleep, but after Lin Zun lay down, he felt that everything was wrong.

The warm touch beside him was not right, the faint breath lingering in the quilt was not right, and even his own reaction was not right.

Lin Zun swears that from the very beginning when he saw the side missions until he told Jiang Jiang during the day, his thoughts were pure and pure.

That's right.

It was written in the mission that he was sleeping with the scumbag, not asking him to use various postures to fuck the scumbag.

So once the quilt is covered and the eyes are closed, isn't the task completed?

It's very simple, even the link of persuading Zha Gong to sleep together is very simple.

However, Lin Zun never expected that it was himself who had the problem in the end.

At this moment, he smelled Jiang Jiang's breath, lightly touched Jiang Jiang's body temperature with his fingertips, and repeatedly brushed the white steamed buns he had patted in his mind, and suddenly wanted to turn over and hold Jiang Jiang down, and then Sleep becomes a verb.

This impulse was so annoying that Lin Zun didn't fall asleep all night, only thinking about why he tortured himself like this.

Fortunately, although he didn't figure it out, it was dawn.

As the sky broke, the sound of the task being completed rang clearly in his mind.

Lin Zun moved his head, tilted his head slightly, and looked at Jiang Jiang for the first time in such a long torment from last night to today.

Jiang Jiang turned sideways, with half of his face buried in the soft pillow, while the other half of his face was exposed in his sight without any scruples.The other party had curled and fine eyelashes hanging down, and his cheeks were puffy, as if he was soundly asleep.

Lin Zun looked at Jiang Jiang fixedly, and wanted to calmly think about when his change began, but unfortunately, just looking at Jiang Jiang like this, he couldn't help but feel weak, and even wanted to kiss him other side.

This impulse was so familiar that Lin Zun suddenly realized that it seemed that he had already had this impulse to get closer since he first saw the other party and saw the other party appearing in the hall of the spirit world with a confused expression.

Because it came from deep in his heart, he walked up to Jiang Jiang without hesitation at that time, and then invited the other party to take pictures for him according to his personality, and the first contact was very natural.

But thinking about it carefully, this meeting was the first time for Lin Zun himself, but for Jiang Jiang, it was probably the first meeting only at the moment when he revealed his identity as a saboteur.

Because of the different camps, their first meeting was not friendly.

Lin Zun didn't think so at first, but now he regrets it.

Although he didn't intend to do anything to Jiang Jiang at first, but he was caught by the ghost before he could explain the threat halfway, which was a bit too embarrassing.

Thinking of this, Lin Zun couldn't help but clicked his tongue, and then silently suppressed his small thoughts of confession.

There was no way, since Jiang Jiang didn't say much to him now, he was worried that his confession would scare Jiang Jiang away.

After boiling the frog in warm water and rubbing it secretly to hook Jiang Jiang's heart into his hand, won't it be a matter of course if he confesses his love again?

Lin Zun pondered for a long time, and felt that this method was still reliable.

However, since he has no experience in cooking frogs, he can't tell how to pour the water and how high the temperature of the water is suitable for his cute little frog, so Lin Zun turned on the phone cautiously.

After absorbing advice from many active singles on Baidu, Lin Zun made an ambitious itinerary for cooking frogs.

Whether it's the gentle home style that gets up early in the morning to make a love breakfast, or the domineering president's style that sends 999 color-changing roses every day, he believes that he can do it!

——If you can't do it, you can learn it. Anyway, there are so many missions in the world, and there is always a similar type of character.

And the most wonderful thing is that Jiang Jiang, like him, is a tasker who travels three thousand worlds. Although the goal is completely different, this problem will soon be eliminated when their leader recovers. After being forced to integrate into their saboteur camp, all conflicts will be easily resolved.

Lin Zun couldn't help curling his lips. He felt that the bright future was close in front of him. The more he thought about it, the more delighted he was. He couldn't help but bowed his head and licked Jiang Jiang's cheek.

A crisp voice suddenly sounded.

Lin Zun was taken aback, and the self-confidence above him suddenly condensed.

Because the noise was not caused by his kissing too hard, but the door of their room was opened from the outside.

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