Master Xiao thinks about those years

It is said that Yan Chen and Fu Nian have returned to the heavens after their merits and virtues have been completed after three robbings in the mortal world.

Yan Chen regained the priesthood of conjuration, and he was the god of Qinghui in the heaven realm, and Fu Nian was finally bestowed by the emperor as a ghost realm god to appease him because of his suffering in the mortal world.

Although Fu Nian's body comes from the underworld, he hates the position of the underworld king of the ghost world very much.

Because Mingjun actually has a bullshit rule that "you can't go to heaven without authorization"!

After knowing it, Fu Nian exploded on the spot.

Can't go to heaven?Then what about Master and I?Is there a hole in Dijun's brain?Master and I just met each other, okay?

With such a resentful mentality, as soon as Mingjun Fu Nian entered the underworld, he didn't think about food or tea, and sat like pins and needles all day, with three souls and seven souls flying to the nine heavens.

The ghost officials in the underworld are all slick lords. Once the new king takes office, he will do everything possible to curry favor with him in order to seek preferential treatment from the underworld lord.

But they fawned on Fu Nian for a long time, and found that there was nothing that could impress him.

After painstaking observation, the ghost officials finally understood that the underworld king's talisman only cares about a few issues——what if the master forgot me in the heaven?What should Master do if he found a new love in heaven?What if Master is tired and no one cares?

Ghost officials: ...

The ghost officials stared wide-eyed, is this Lord Ming the internal response arranged by the Qing Hui Shenjun in our ghost world?

Just when the ghost officials looked at each other and were at a loss, a fat ghost with a wide face and black beard stepped forward.

This fat ghost has a lot of prestige among the ghost officials - he was originally the last king of the underworld, named Erkui, but was dismissed by the emperor and became the leader of the ghost officials because of his greed for alcohol and misconduct.

After the fat ghost Erkui stood up, he patted his chest and said to Fu Nian: "Master Ming! Don't you just want to meet Qing Hui Shenjun every day! I have a way!"

This sound can be described as a bolt from the blue.

On the spot, Ming Jun, who had been on the ghost seat for many days, was chopped to life.

Fu Nian lifted Erkui's skirt and strangled his neck when he was happy: "Quickly, what can I do?"

"Ahem...Master Ming...you hold on too tightly, I, I'm going to be strangled to death..."

Er Kui blushed with a pig liver grimace, dying to survive.

"Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" Fu Nian threw the ghost in his hand like a hot hand, and with a "bang", Er Kui fell to the ground on his back.

This fall was quite ugly.

Fu Nian frowned: "You said you, I let go, why don't you know how to stand firm?"

Erkui: ...

Do you think I don't want to stand firm? !Let go of your boss's hand, so the ghost can stand still!Hey, no... I'm a ghost...

Erkui's mind was confused for a while, and he stopped thinking if he couldn't figure it out, anyway, he always couldn't figure it out.

After throwing it away, Erkui Yigulu got up from the ground, supported his broken waist and continued to speak: "Ming Jun, I wonder if I can have a small request after this matter is completed."

Fu Nian waved his hand: "As long as I can see Master every day, let alone one, it's okay to have hundreds or thousands of them!"

As soon as the lofty words fell, Er Kui's ghost eyes lit up. He immediately slapped his ghostly hands, bowed his head and said: "Er Kui will be the saddle of Mingjun, and he will die after doing his best. Mingjun asked me to go up the knife mountain. Never go into the sea of ​​fire!"

"Okay, okay, what's the point of you going to the knife mountain, you can tell me quickly, what to do."

Fu Nian tilted his head on the ghost seat, closed his eyes, and was not at all interested in Er Kui's "loyalty".

Er Kui scratched his head and smiled honestly: "It's all my fault. I forget about business when I am happy. Although I heard rumors that Lord Ming and Qing Hui Shenjun are deeply in love, I still want to ask, are the rumors true?"

Is it true?

Fu Nian lifted his eyelids lazily, unable to speak in his head: "Isn't this nonsense, Master likes me so much."

Er Kui clapped his hands immediately: "This is easy to handle. If you want Qing Hui Shenjun to stay in the ghost world, you only need two words-joint membership"

"Co-union what?"

Fu Nian's eyelashes trembled, obviously a little excited.

Judging from his demeanor, Fu Nian obviously understood, but Er Kui still smiled meaningfully, and repeated in a sensible way: "Master Ming, you belong to a joint nationality."

"Oh...it's a marriage, I thought you were talking about something." Fu Nian supported her head, and repeated as calmly as possible, but the corners of her mouth were so curved that she couldn't even hold it back.A pair of eyes are full of bright smiles.

Even a ghost could tell that Fu Nian wrote a sentence on his face: "Did you hear me! I want to join my master!"

Ghost officials: ...

In fact, based on the little thoughts in Fu Nian's heart, it's not that he hasn't thought about it, but as soon as this idea came up, he was a little timid. Thinking about the things he did back then, he didn't dare to mention it.

He subconsciously felt that Yan Chen would not agree.

Even if it happened for a reason, even if it was wrong, the shitty things he did were true.

Now that "joint membership" was brought up by Er Kui, he had a feeling that his idea was approved, and once an idea was approved, he felt that the feasibility would increase accordingly.

"Then... tell me, why is this union legal? I can't go to heaven now."

Fu Nian suppressed the excitement in his heart, and stared at Er Kui below with a pair of bright eyes.

Er Kui smiled mysteriously, "This first step is this." After finishing speaking, he stretched out five fat ghost fingers.

Fu Nian frowned: "What is this for?"

Er Kui: "Ming Jun, do you know what day it will be after five days?"

Fu Nian concentrated: "It seems to be... the birth of some fairy? I don't remember the name."

Erkui grimaced and said, "It doesn't matter what kind of fairy is born, what matters is that this birth is an opportunity for the underworld. Although we in the ghost world can't go to the heaven without authorization, every time there is a banquet in the heaven, guests from all over the world come to the court, and the guests from the heaven The guards will be relaxed a bit. At this time... Mingjun can take the opportunity to sneak into the banquet, and Qing Hui Shenjun will definitely be there at the banquet."

What Er Kui said was well-founded, and the more Fu Nian heard it, the more excited he became. In an instant, he seemed to have flown to the heaven, and spent the night holding hands with his master.

But he had been looking forward to it happily for a while, when he suddenly thought of something, he frowned and said: "No, if I go to the heaven without authorization, what will the master do if he sees it and get angry?"

Erkui raised his eyebrows: "If you don't want to find a child, you can't catch a wolf, Mingjun. Besides, I just said the first point. As long as you use the second point, I guarantee that Qinghui Shenjun will never be angry with Mingjun." Come."

Fu Nian immediately asked: "What is the second point?"

Erkui winked: "Bitter tricks"

"Let's talk now"

Fu Nian was eager to study, and this club had unconsciously moved down from the ghost seat, and sat side by side with Erkui on the steps.

The two look bright, you come and go, as if they have become brothers in need.The ghost officials watching on the sidelines couldn't help but be amazed.

Gradually, Er Kui also forgot his identity, patted Fu Nian on the shoulder, and said seriously: "Master Ming, before we go to heaven, give yourself dozens of whips first, and you must be ruthless! Remember, you must be ruthless!" !"

"Yeah!" Fu Nian nodded heavily, and after his mind was filled with the word "ruthless", he couldn't wait to say: "And then?"

Er Kui: "Then... you ran to the banquet and secretly cried to the Qing Hui Shenjun, saying, we bullied you."

"You...you, bully me?" Fu Nian gave Erkui a contemptuous look, then flitted a glance at the ghost official next to him, with a few words on his face - just you guys, can you bully me?

Er Kui is very understanding: "Hey, Lord Ming, I know that you have experienced evil thoughts, so it is no longer a problem to take care of us, but the point is not to take care of us, the point is-you have to sell miserables to Qing Hui Shenjun ah!"

Every word is pearls, and every sentence punishes the heart.

Fu Nian came to his senses immediately, patted his head and sighed: "You are right, I must tell Master that I have been bullied and oppressed by ghosts in the ghost world these days, and I have no choice but to go to the heaven to find him .”

Er Kui nodded in satisfaction: "By the way, does Lord Ming know what to do next?"

Fu Nian made an inference: "The next step... trick Master to come over and help me take care of the ghost world?"

"Ouch! As expected of the Lord of the Underworld!" Er Kui slapped Fu Nian on the shoulder with a "bang" and his face was filled with a look of relief that "children can be taught".

When Fu Nian was praised, the corners of his mouth curled up, and his big tail almost went up to the sky.

He hit the iron while it was hot, and was about to turn around and give himself dozens of lashes, but Erkui held him down: "The matter is not over yet, Lord Ming, we only tricked Qinghui Shenjun over here, you two haven't joined yet. .”

Fu Nian's whole body was stiff, so he had to sit down again.

Erkui patted him calmly, and continued: "Although I haven't joined the nationality yet, things are almost the same. When I was the Lord of the Underworld, I had a drink with the God of Qinghui, and I know he is a good old man. Those who can't be soft-hearted, when he arrives in the ghost world, we ghost officials will stage a "bitter plan" in person, and let the Qing Hui Shenjun watch us abuse you with his own eyes."

"Shenjun Qinghui saw it, and naturally he couldn't bear it. Mingjun, you can strike while the iron is hot and ask Qinghui Shenjun to stay and help you take care of the ghost world."

"Then, here comes the problem. If the gods want to stay in the ghost world for a long time, in addition to being appointed by the heavens, they must have a relationship with people in the ghost world."

"So, I will take advantage of the trend and let the master join me?"

Fu Nian asked the question longingly, and asked again after clarifying the answer.

Er Kui was not bothered, he nodded with a smile and said, "That's right."

"it is good!"

Fu Nian sat down excitedly and made a decision, and that was it.

Five days later, he cruelly whipped dozens of lashes on his body, and stood confidently at the gate of the ghost world in a gorgeous black robe, intending to touch the heaven.

But before leaving, he was pulled by Er Kui to change the black robe and put on a tattered white dress. In Er Kui's words, "white looks cute" and "ragged style" can achieve the effect of bitter tricks.

Fu Nian took it for granted, so he went to the heaven in a tattered white dress.

He said silently in his heart: Master, wait for me, I will come to pick you up to get married in the ghost world!

The author has something to say: there are two more chapters today~~~~///(^v^)~~~