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, put the weight in his hand, and then hit Xi Ran's neck with a stick.
Xi Ran picked up the jar of nuts at hand, grabbed a handful of Brazilian pine nuts and put them in his palm. While eating, he focused on watching the movie, never leaving the screen.
The stick stopped suddenly the moment it approached his neck, no matter how hard Yutu tried, the stick couldn't hit it down.
Yutu frowned inexplicably, at this time the stick suddenly bounced, and a stick hit Yutu's forehead.
Jade Rabbit fell backwards as if drunk, stumbled and fell to the ground.
Xi Ran seemed to have heard the movement. He turned his head and took a look, but he didn't find anything unusual, so he continued to watch the movie.
Yutu frowned uncomfortably, rolled his eyes, quickly got up and walked into the kitchen, cast a spell on the casserole, the casserole suddenly seemed to explode, and there was a violent vibration, boiling water rushed up, Lift the heavy pot lid.
Hearing the voice, Xi Ran looked up, and the moment his eyes touched the casserole, everything returned to calm.
'What's going on, what is the origin of this Xi Ran, spells are useless to him at all! '
Xi Ran watched the movie for a while, when the doorbell rang suddenly, he stood up quickly to open the door, when he hurried out of the kitchen, he felt as if he stepped on something, and almost tripped over something under his feet, he I looked under my feet, but there was nothing on the floor.
He put away his doubts and ran to open the door. The courier stood at the door with the courier slip waiting for his signature.
Yutu covered his feet and screamed in pain. He showed his original shape and picked up a fruit knife, "Since the spell is useless, why don't you put the knife on his neck and let him drive to the rental house!" '
Xi Ran closed the door, turned around with the courier in his arms, and was startled when he turned around, the courier box fell to the ground with a thud.
Jade Rabbit shrunk its neck, seemed a little afraid of Xi Ran, raised his knife, "Stand still!"
Xi Ran glanced at Jiang Shu, who was sound asleep, and then at the strangely dressed boy in front of him. He took a step back and said calmly, "Calm down, don't be afraid, I can send you back to mental illness." hospital."
"You're crazy!" Yutu's blood-red eyes widened, and he said aggrievedly, "How can I be crazy? I'm dignified... cough cough... Anyway, go get the car keys now and come downstairs with me!"
"The car keys are on the coffee table behind you."
Jade Rabbit Jing glanced back, and he backed away slowly, squatting on the ground with his hands behind his back, groping for the table, the fruit knife in his hand trembling.
He had just touched the key when he saw a person standing on the balcony out of the corner of his eye.
His face was expressionless, and he remained motionless, but he exuded a strong evil spirit all over his body.
Jade Rabbit Jing stood up and faced him directly, he felt a terrible aura, this is a difficult guy to deal with.
Jiang Yan opened the rabbit cage, grabbed the rabbit by the neck, and pulled it out of the cage.
'Oops, my flesh! '
Without saying a word, Jiang Yan changed hands and threw it downstairs.
At the same time, Jade Rabbit Spirit disappeared into the living room.
Xi Ran flew to the balcony, grabbed the railing and looked down, "Why did you throw the rabbit down?"
"Can't die."
"That's not okay, what if you hit someone?"
Jiang Yan took his arm, "It's back again."
Xi Ran followed his line of sight to the living room, and the rabbit that was thrown down just now appeared in the living room again, lying on the ground in a guarded posture, with hostility written in his eyes.
Jiang Yan raised the corners of his lips: "You obviously don't understand your situation yet."
The Jade Rabbit turned into a human form, and said with a sneer: "I am a majestic Jade Rabbit in Heaven, and my master is Chang'e Fairy from the Nine Heavens! Will I be afraid of you, a little monster? If you are sensible, then..."
He had only spoken halfway before his throat was choked. What was terrifying was that he had no power to resist. The mana in his body seemed to have disappeared, and the panic spread from the depths of his heart to his limbs and bones.
The man who was strangling his neck still didn't have much expression on his face, but his brows furrowed slightly. His eyes were very puzzling, like disgust and anger.
Yutu grabbed his hand and repeatedly begged for mercy: "Great Immortal, please forgive me, I dare not, I will never dare again."
Jiang Yan threw him out, wiped his hands with a wet tissue in disgust, and then pushed Jiang Shu's shoulder hard: "How long did you sleep? Get up for me."
Jiang Shu still didn't move, snoring lightly.
Jiang Yan glared at Jade Rabbit Jing, and awakened Jiang Shu with magic.
Jiang Shu rubbed his eyes tiredly, looked dizzily at Jade Rabbit Jing, and bounced up after waking up: "You are that ugly rabbit!"
"You are ugly!"
Xi Ran suddenly remembered the matter of the pet shop, frowned and said, "I ask you, did you kill those small animals in the pet shop?"
Jade Rabbit Essence sat on the ground and shook her head timidly: "I didn't kill it."
Xi Ran looked at him suspiciously.
The Jade Rabbit Spirit hurriedly came up one by one: "The one who killed them was a man with magic power. His magic power is above mine. I dare not act rashly. He broke into the door in the middle of the night, and he was holding a knife one by one. I don't know what it is. What's going on?" He suddenly shed tears and sobbed softly twice.
Xi Ran asked again: "Do you know that man?"
Jade Rabbit Jing shook her head pitifully: "I don't know."
"Did you follow me on purpose yesterday?"
The Jade Rabbit said timidly: "My master Chang'e came to the world more than 100 years ago, and then his magic power became weaker and weaker. A few years ago, he passed away. I am just a little white rabbit who knows nothing. When I saw you, I thought you must be very caring because you look so good-looking, so I followed you all the time." He lowered his head and blinked at Xi Ran, his hands twisted together limply.
The other three couldn't help but frowned at the same time.
Jiang Yan said impatiently, "Can you speak well?"
Jade Rabbit Jing pouted and sat up straight.
Jiang Yan closed his eyes and searched for that scene in his mind. He couldn't see clearly, but a man in a black suit walked into the pet shop vaguely.
The startled puppies woke up collectively and barked at the uninvited guest.
The man had a knife in his hand when he entered the door. He approached the rabbit cage step by step and stabbed it down.
The rabbit shrank back, the knife stuck in his leg, blood flowed out, and the rabbit's body remained motionless.
The man did not leave immediately, but walked around the house. He seemed a little confused, looking at the animals hesitantly, and then he stabbed them one after another.
The calls became more and more chaotic, and the animals struggled uncomfortably in the cage. Gradually, the sound disappeared little by little, blood flowed all over the place, and the man disappeared in place.
Jiang Yan opened his eyes suddenly, and looked at the Jade Rabbit Spirit in front of him.
What a cunning rabbit and three caves!
"You live here temporarily until I find that man."
Jade Rabbit couldn't get enough of it, and thanked her repeatedly with clasped palms.
"You still sleep on the balcony."
Jade Rabbit Spirit: "...Your balcony is open-air."
Jiang Yan sneered: "Do you want me to hang you from the ceiling?"
"No no, I'll still sleep on the balcony!" Jade Rabbit Essence smiled, "When will you return my mana to me?"
"Not now, tidy up the living room first." Jiang Yan dragged Xi Ran to the room, "Come with me."
Yutujing watched the two enter the room and closed the door forcefully. He patted the table and said to Jiang Shu, "Little Rabbit Demon, clean up the living room."
"No, brother asked you to clean up!"
The Jade Rabbit Spirit stared: "I am a majestic Jade Rabbit in Heaven, with a lifespan of 5000 years! All Rabbit Monsters must obey my orders! How dare you talk to me like that?"
"The heavens have collapsed, and the rules of the world are not like this." Jiang Shuke held a grudge very much, this ugly rabbit cast a spell on him!It caused him to sleep soundly, and he didn't protect Ranran well.
Jade Rabbit was so angry that he blew his beard and stared.
"Don't block me from watching TV, go and clean up."
Jade Rabbit Essence ([-])
That night.
"Close your eyes."
"I can't sleep." Xi Ran turned over and faced Jiang Yan, "Why did you leave both of them behind? Do you think they will fight?"
"No, that rabbit is very shrewd and cautious, and won't do it easily."
Xi Ran blinked: "Which rabbit?"
Jiang Yan chuckled, leaned over and kissed his lips, "Go to sleep."
Xi Ran hummed, leaned into his arms, and murmured: "Those little animals are so pitiful. The boss cried today, and the ground was covered with blood. I can still hear their cries when I think about it now." , we must find that guy out and give him a good lesson."
"Of course, I have a solution." Jiang Yan hugged him tightly, and repeated: "Close your eyes."
Xi Ran had something on his mind, so he woke up after a short sleep, and the time on the wall clock was only past five o'clock.
The bed next to him was already empty, Xi Ran pressed his stinging temple, and helped his drowsy head get up from the bed.
He opened the door and leaned against the wall, smelling the slightly bitter fragrance in the living room.
I don't know when Jiang Yan started to like to tinker with his coffee equipment. From coffee bean grinding to equipment cleaning, he has considered every detail to the extreme, but Xi Ran knows that he doesn't like all bitter things, from coffee to coffee. to bitter melon and even chocolate with a higher cocoa content.
Contrary to Jiang Yan, Xi Ran loves coffee very much, and sometimes even drinks four or five cups a day, but he is really annoyed by the process of making coffee, from grinding coffee beans to brewing to cleaning, often It will take more than half an hour, especially since he always wants to drink coffee frequently throughout the day.
He and Jiang Yan are like the yin and yang sides of Tai Chi, with smooth arcs and sharp edges and corners, which are not perfect but fit closely with each other.
Jiang Yan walked towards him with two cups, "Drinking coffee on an empty stomach hurts your stomach, so take a sip of milk first."
Xi Ran squinted his eyes and smiled, gulping down half a glass of milk before drinking slowly with the coffee cup in his hand.
He took the cup and walked to the sofa, only to see a snow-white rabbit nestled in the gap of the sofa, sleeping on its back, its whole body was almost embedded in the sofa.
Xi Ran couldn't tell the animal's appearance, but he seemed to be able to tell that it was Jiang Shu at a glance. He reached out to fish out Jiang Shu, placed it gently on the cushion, and then walked to the balcony.
Jiang Yan sealed [-]% of the mana of the Jade Rabbit Jing. In order to maintain the precarious spiritual power, the Jade Rabbit Jing returned to its original shape while sleeping. He did not know when he woke up. He tried to stand up by the window, his red eyes wandered back and forth on Xi Ran. Walk.
No matter who sees it, they will think this rabbit is terribly cute, but Xi Ran just can't like him. He took him away in the supermarket that day out of pity for small animals. He never thought about it from the beginning to the end. To raise this rabbit.
The Jade Rabbit turned back into a human form, and transformed into a white T-shirt and jeans according to human preferences. The hair became very short, revealing two pointed and soft ears.
Xi Ran pursed her lips and smiled: "Let's have breakfast together."
Once the Jade Rabbit Jing changed from yesterday's arrogance, she became extremely docile, and even spoke softly to Jiang Shu, just like a domesticated little white rabbit.
He didn't need to eat, and he didn't understand why Jiang Yan and Jiang Shu lived with a human being, and they sat at the dining table together, eating with knives, forks and chopsticks like humans.
'Only lowly creatures like to integrate into new groups by imitating and accommodating. Noble gods and immortals disdain to associate with human beings! '
Even though Jade Rabbit Jing has such an idea, but now for his honorable Chang'e Fairy, he can only condescend to deal with these lowly ordinary people first!
He picked up the jar on the table, opened the lid and drank it in one gulp, wiped his mouth and gave a thumbs up: "Your coffee is really delicious!"
Xi Ran stared at him dumbfounded, and said in a daze, "That's seafood soy sauce..."
Jade Rabbit Spirit: "..."
Jiang Shu swallowed the poached egg in his mouth, took a sip of milk and said, "Is the taste of Fairy Chang'e similar to yours? No wonder the mooncakes are so unpalatable now. It turned out that they were not opened properly in the first place."
"What do you know? The master misses her husband Hou Yi in the world, and making mooncakes expresses the feeling of missing, implying the reunion of the moon and people! How romantic!"
Jiang Shu asked, "Then why did she leave Houyi behind and ascend to immortality?"
Jade Rabbit Scratched her face, her eyes flickered and said: "Master, that was eating an elixir by mistake. Fairy Chang'e is the most beautiful woman in the Three Realms and Nine Heavens. She... Hey, how did you go, I haven't finished yet!"
Xi Ran rushed to work, changed clothes after breakfast, and prepared to leave.
Jade Rabbit Jing hurried to the door, as if going to work with him.
"I'll accompany you to work." Yutujing smiled and rolled her eyes, looking quite flattering.
Xi Ran smiled and shook his head: "No need."
"Why not, I can protect you!"
After changing his shoes, Xi Ran stood at the door with a straight posture, and declined: "To be honest, I don't care about you pointing at me with a fruit knife yesterday, but I have never seen a fairy or monster with a fruit knife as a weapon." , I think... you should practice hard... I'm leaving, don't follow me."
After Xi Ran left, the Jade Rabbit changed back to its original shape and curled up on the sofa. He carefully analyzed the current situation. He came for Xi Ran's physical body at first, but now he not only lost his mana, but was also put under house arrest in a disguised form. .
If he knew that there was a powerful monster beside Xi Ran, he would not have come here in the morning.
Now he is in a dilemma, the master's body is almost unable to hold on, and giving up Xi Ran means spending time looking for another body.
what to do...
Jade Rabbit closed his eyes exhaustedly, it was really tiring to deal with human beings, their life is really complicated.
*****
Gu Yao rang the doorbell three times but no one came to open the door for him. Just when he was about to go in by himself, the door opened.
"So slow, what are you doing?"
"I'm watering the flowers, you come in first, I'll be right away." Jiang Yan left after speaking, it was the first time Gu Yao saw such a homely Jiang Yan, and he smiled from the bottom of his heart, which seemed to be Too stupid.
As soon as Gu Yao entered the living room, he saw the little rabbit on the sofa. He walked over with a smile and touched the rabbit's head. The more he touched it, the more he felt something was wrong. The feeling seemed different...
"You, you, what are you doing!" Jiang Shu saw Gu Yao touching Yutu's head when he came out of the bathroom, he wrinkled his face and stammered at Gu Yao, his face was full of sorrow.
Gu Yao quickly withdrew his hand, "Why are there so many rabbits?"
Jiang Shu pursed his lips and didn't want to talk to him, he walked quickly to Gu Yao's side and dragged his arm to the bathroom.
He turned on the light, turned on the faucet, and handed the soap to Gu Yao, "Wash your hands."
"I'll wash it now." Gu Yao said while washing his hands, "I thought you touched it, really, I just raised a little rabbit."
Jiang Shu sullenly said nothing, and squeezed a little more hand sanitizer into his hand.
"Didn't you wash it, still wash it?"
Jiang Shu looked at his face, and said quietly: "That piece of soap is for washing rags, and hand sanitizer is for washing hands. You should wash your hands more often, so that your hands will be cleaner."
Gu Yao was completely speechless, and carefully rubbed the crevices of his fingers clean.
Jiang Shu picked up a towel on one side, dried his hands carefully, then slowly put his palm on top of his head, and said softly, "Touch it."
Gu Yao was stunned for a moment, then laughed loudly, and hugged him into his arms: "Why are you so funny."
Jiang Shu leaned on his shoulder, sniffed the delicious cologne on his clothes, and muttered, "You smell better than honey."
Gu Yao: "..."
Jade Rabbit Essence ([-])
When Jiang Yan waited for the flowers and plants to return to the living room, Gu Yao had already made tea for himself spontaneously, and took out the remaining piece of cake from the refrigerator, sharing it with Jiang Shu.
Gu Yao asked with a spoon in his mouth, "Old Jiang, what do you want me for?"
"Help me see where this rabbit came from." Jiang Yan grabbed the sleeping jade rabbit and threw it at Gu Yao.
Gu Yao was so frightened that he quickly moved away: "I dare not touch him, I'm afraid I will have to take a shower today before I can go back."
The Jade Rabbit was hit on the ground, he stood up dizzy, couldn't stand still and fell down with a thud. He looked at the ceiling and said without tears, "I am a majestic Jade Rabbit in heaven, can you give me a good night's sleep?"
Gu Yao's complexion changed, he sneered, grabbed Jade Rabbit Jing by the ear and lifted him up into the air, and said through gritted teeth, "It's really hard to find, it's easy to get here, Jade Rabbit Jing, long time no see!"
"Are you a demon subduer?" Jade Rabbit Jing's eyes flickered, and she glanced at the balcony intentionally or unintentionally from the corner of her eye.
Jiang Shu asked, "Do you know each other?"
Jiang Yan brought the rabbit cage, opened it and said, "Put him in the cage first, and talk slowly when you have something to say."
Yutu struggled: "Do you have any humanity?"
"Humanity? Did you think about how those cats and dogs felt when you killed them?" Jiang Yan sneered, "Sorry, I can't empathize with a rabbit, go in by myself."
Yutu suddenly became weaker, and he muttered, "I don't know what you're talking about, those cats and dogs were all killed by that man."
Jiang Yan said, "But he's after you."
"It's two different things. It's that man who is cruel." Yutu Jingba roared loudly.
Jiang Yan put the cage on the floor, bent down and stared at him and said, "Don't lie in front of me, that day, when that man was about to kill you, you escaped and hid in the bodies of those animals, so he Only then can you kill those animals. The dagger in his hand is not ordinary. Once the dagger stabs you, you will be out of your wits. It happened that a lizard crawled out of the cage that day and got into the slit in the floor. Your primordial spirit ran into its body and escaped in the end, in short, this matter has nothing to do with you and that man."
Jade Rabbit Jing looked at him in panic: "How do you know this?"
Jiang Yan answered inappropriately and asked, "Who is that man? Where is he now?"
"I don't know, I really don't know." Jade Rabbit lowered its head weakly.
"It's okay, I think he has a deep grievance with you, and he will definitely come to you again." Jiang Yan said with downcast eyes, "You stay here until he shows up."
Gu Yao pulled the corner of his mouth and smiled: "This Jade Rabbit is very cunning and famous for telling lies. I have been looking for him for more than 100 years."
"Thousands of years ago, before the heaven collapsed, the heaven was divided into nine levels, and the gods with the most powerful magic lived on the nine levels. The palace where Chang'e lived was the place closest to the moon on the nine levels, so it was also called the Moon Palace. , and some people call Chang'e the moon god."
Jiang Yan listened quietly, then suddenly interrupted Gu Yao, and said blankly: "It's nonsense, no matter who she is! How dare you blaspheme the name of the Moon God!"
Gu Yao was stunned, Jiang Yan looked normal, but his eyes seemed to be frozen, that expression wished to cut Jade Rabbit into pieces, it would be better to pull Chang'e out to teach him a lesson.
He skipped this paragraph and said: "Going forward, the sun and the moon were turbulent ten thousand years ago, the spiritual energy in the three realms and nine heavens became thinner and thinner, and the road to cultivation became more and more bumpy. Enjoying the unique cultivation environment, no one realized the difficulty of the situation at the beginning, but later the ladder could no longer hold up, and the heavenly court gradually collapsed when the ladder collapsed, similar to your situation in Penglai, the immortals in the heavenly court rose up Due to the battle, the nine heavens collapsed into one, and many immortals who were weak in mana were forced to descend to the mortal world, and Chang'e was one of them."
Yutu's ears moved, but no sound came out.
Jiang Shu unpacked the bag of potato chips and said, "There's nothing wrong with that. Didn't Fairy Chang'e want to be reunited with Houyi? Isn't this fulfilling her wish?"
"You fool." Gu Yao smiled and shook his head, "It was Chang'e who abandoned Hou Yi to fly to the sky and become a fairy. Hou Yi was originally a descendant of a god who was reincarnated as a human being. He has the blood of a god running through him. If Chang'e really regrets it, she can go down to earth. No one can stop them from looking for him. After all, the so-called lovesickness is just to cover up the ruthlessness."
Jade Rabbit Jing lay on the ground without moving, but let out a sneer: "How do you know Master's thoughts? Are you a roundworm in her stomach?"
Gu Yao pinched his ears, and said coldly: "Whether she is ruthless or not is of course not up to me, but the cunning and insidiousness of your rabbit is not following your master?"
"It hurts, it hurts, let go!" Jade Rabbit Jing thumped in the cage.
Jiang Shu pushed his hand away: "Stop beating him, just talk."
Gu Yao let go of his ears and continued: "More than 100 years ago, I received news that rabbit spirits were doing evil in the Huashan area. They captured many local mountain spirits and absorbed their aura to eat. Things that have nothing to do with humans are not returned. I don't care, but it's not easy for those mountain spirits to practice. They practice on the top of Huashan Mountain at night, and guard the most bumpy and steep mountain roads in Huashan Mountain during the day. If they slipped, I would cast spells to help them. They accumulate good deeds and rely on this little bit of good fortune to strengthen their spiritual power. In other words, even if I don’t feel sorry for their difficulty in cultivation, the number of mountain spirits in Huashan has decreased. Passengers will also be in danger, so I went to Huashan."
Jiang Yan frowned suddenly. He and Gu Yao had a fight when they met for the first time, on the top of Mount Hua, a hundred years ago.
Jiang Shu also stopped eating. He threw potato chips on the coffee table and stood up abruptly: "No wonder you beat us when you saw us. It turns out that you misidentified the monster. Fortunately, my senior brother was there, otherwise you Are you going to kill me!"
Gu Yao forgot about this, smiled embarrassingly, and quickly grabbed Jiang Shu's hand and said, "How could it be, I knew I was wrong when you showed your original shape, how could such a beautiful and lovely rabbit spirit be a bad guy. "
Jiang Shu pursed his lips and looked at him suspiciously.
Jiang Yan said: "Obviously it was Gu Santong who appeared and stopped you in time."
Gu Yao glared at Jiang Yan: "Can you stop adding fuel to the fire?"
Jiang Yan looked confused: "Why can't you say that I am also a victim."
Gu Yao smiled weakly: "I'm afraid of you." He changed the topic and continued: "Later I found the real monster rabbit spirit, this jade rabbit spirit! He took the mountain spirit away not for himself, but for For his master Chang'e who doesn't adapt to the human environment."
Jade Rabbit Jing sneered and said: "The heavens have collapsed, how can there be so many rules in the world, you all said this."
"You Jade Rabbit Spirit is not only good at cunning, but also good at sophistry." Gu Yao said, "You have made a lot of enemies. After I catch the man who went to the pet shop to make trouble, I will deal with you again."
Jade Rabbit Spirit didn't say a word anymore, he closed his eyes and quietly waited for the opportunity to come.
There are few people here who are difficult to deal with, and the only thing he can use is that stupid rabbit who is not very knowledgeable.
Jiang Shu was sitting on the sofa playing computer with the TV on at the same time.
The cage of Jade Rabbit Essence was placed in front of the sofa. He looked around and saw that Jiang Yan and Guyao were in the living room, so he stretched out his front paws from the cage and patted Jiang Shu's leg.
"Wait, I'll finish this round." Jiang Shu raised his foot to kick the cage a little, and wiped out all the monsters with full firepower.
Jade Rabbit Spirit: "..."
"Okay, I'm done." Jiang Shu lifted the cage to his lap, "Are you hungry? Do you want something to eat?"
Jade Rabbit Spirit whispered: "Little Rabbit Demon, open the cage and let me out."
"No, brother told me to watch you." Jiang Shu shook his head, "You should eat."
The Jade Rabbit Spirit hated it and said: "You and I are both rabbits, we should take care of each other, how can you listen to them?"
Jiang Shu said inexplicably: "Why can't you listen to them? My brother is very wise, and everything he said is right."
"You stupid bastard, didn't you hear what Jiang Yan said, he doesn't feel the same way as a rabbit, he's just your pet, have you forgotten that they asked you to mop the floor and wash the dishes?"
Jiang Shu scratched his head: "I voluntarily washed the dishes and mopped the floor. Isn't it very comfortable to have a clean house? I like a neat house. Don't hinder me from playing games. I won't let you go." of."
"You bastard! Don't you have any principles of being a rabbit!"
Jiang Shu opened the client and answered him: "Yes, my principle is to listen to my brother."
Jade Rabbit Spirit: "..."
*****
Xi Ran walked into the tea room with a cup in his hand, Huang Xiaobai was patting the wall with his forehead, talking to himself without knowing what he was talking about.
Xi Ran shook his head with a smile, and walked towards the coffee machine
Maybe because he heard footsteps, Huang Xiaobai turned his head abruptly, covered his chest in fright, walked up quickly, snatched the cup from Xi Ran, and said courteously: "Director, I'll make you coffee."
"Oh... yes, thank you."
Huang Xiaobai smiled brightly at Xi Ran: "Director, the personnel talked to me today, and said that I will be able to officially become a full-time employee next month, and my salary will be twice as much as now."
"That's great, congratulations." Xi Ran took the coffee cup from his hand, lowered his head and took a sip, and when he looked up, he saw Huang Xiaobai looking at him hesitantly, his face flushed.
Xi Ran smiled: "Is there anything else?"
"I got a salary increase, I'll treat you to dinner."
"No, you just became a full-time employee. If you have money, save some money."
Huang Xiaobai hesitated for a while and said: "No, director, enjoy yourself in time, just tonight... Ask Mr. Jiang to come with you."
Xi Ran smiled helplessly: "Okay, but his younger brother is staying at my house recently, so it's okay for me to call one more person?"
"He...his younger brother also lives in your house? Are you living together so soon?" Huang Xiaobai scratched his head uncomfortably.
Xi Ran teased him and said, "Yeah, didn't you say to enjoy yourself in time?"
"Ah... yes... yes, haha, then, let's all come together."
Jade Rabbit Essence ([-])
Huang Xiaobai sat in the box and kept looking at his watch, "Will they stop coming?"
"Don't worry, it's not time yet."
Huang Xiaobai rubbed his nose, and said anxiously: "Cousin, why did you ask me to invite Jiang Yan to come with you? You clearly know that I like the director, do you want me to quit in spite of difficulties?"
"Love is a false thing at all. Gaining or losing is only staged." The man walked out of the window, looking far into the distance. It was almost the Mid-Autumn Festival, and the moon gradually rounded its arc, emitting a loose and gentle light.
"But I still want to confess my love to the director, at least I want to hear what he thinks." Huang Xiaobai pushed his glasses on the bridge of his nose sadly.
When Xi Ran opened the door, he first saw the man standing by the window. He was wearing a black suit and white shirt. He was very tall and strong. The muscles wrapped in the shirt were as strong as if they were going to explode. The lines of his muscles can be seen through the layers of clothes.
Huang Xiaobai stood up excitedly, and there were three people who followed Xi Ran in. He had seen Jiang Yan many times, and the other two were about 30 years old, wearing a black windbreaker, with vague smiles on their faces. As soon as he entered the door, he looked at him carefully. The other one was still young, carved with jade, and his big watery eyes were very agile. Carrying a rabbit cage, but the rabbit didn't seem to be very friendly, as soon as he entered the door, he flopped around in the cage like crazy.
Huang Xiaobai's cousin approached the rabbit step by step, he bent down to look at the rabbit and smiled softly: "I seem to have known this rabbit before."
"This is my cousin, called Huangdi. He just came back to China a few days ago. I saw him alone, so I called him up." Huang Xiaobai asked Xi Ran, "Director, do you mind?"
"Of course I don't mind. Your cousin's name is very special. By the way, I also called an extra friend." Xi Ran introduced Gu Yao and Jiang Shu to Huang Xiaobai.
After exchanging pleasantries, everyone sat down, Huang Xiaobai silently counted the heads and asked the waiter to add some more dishes.
"Your rabbits are very cute, where did you buy them?" As soon as Huang Di said, the Jade Rabbit Jing shivered and hid on the edge of the cage.
When Jiang Shu heard the rabbit, he thought it was calling him, and after realizing it, he lowered his head and continued to drink.
"I picked it up on the road." Xi Ran answered him succinctly. The Yellow Emperor was not a few years older than Huang Xiaobai, but the appearance and temperament of the two were completely different. , the facial features are three-dimensional and rough, and there is always contempt in the eyes. This feeling makes Xi Ran feel very uncomfortable, and even a faint anger rises in the depths of his heart.
"Where did I pick it up? I want to pick one up and raise it."
Xi Ran didn't reply, he put a prawn in the bowl, peeled the shell and put it in Jiang Yan's bowl, "Eat the prawn."
Huang Xiaobai gave Jiang Yan a sour look, and silently picked up a chopstick dish for himself.
Gu Yao smiled slightly: "Mr. Huang also likes raising rabbits?"
"I don't really like the one in your cage." Huang Di smiled, "Anyway, you have two rabbits, why don't you sell this one to me."
Jiang Shu looked at Huang Di with sly eyes, and the chopsticks in his hand fell off with a thud.
Huang Xiaobai didn't understand, so he said: "Cousin, why do you keep paying attention to other people's little rabbits? If you like it, I will take you to the market tomorrow to buy one, and eat vegetables. Everyone eat more."
Huang Xiaobai stood up from the chair, walked around to Xi Ran, raised his glass and said to him: "Director, thank you for reminding me these few months, I would like to offer you a toast, I hope everything goes well for you."
Xi Ran looked at the other four people who were suddenly at war, clinked glasses with Huang Xiaobai, and said slowly: "Thank you, sit back and eat your food."
Huang Xiaobai looked up, and realized that the atmosphere was not right, he walked slowly back to his seat, just as he was about to speak, his head fell and fell asleep.
Huang Di glanced at him and said coolly, "It's so noisy."
"You're not human, what are you afraid of making noise?" Jiang Shu filled a bowl of soup, pouted his mouth and continued to eat vegetables and soup.
"A rabbit spirit who is still inexperienced dares to speak boldly in front of me." Huangdi laughed loudly, "You four, one is an ordinary human being, and the other is a rabbit spirit. As for Mr. Gu, your name is like thunder to my ears. Shall I clean it up? As for Mr. Jiang... I'm quite interested, I don't know where you come from?"
Jiang Yan picked up a scallop, saw that there was too much garlic, and pushed it away a little, then stuffed it into his mouth in one bite.
"Mr. Jiang?" Huang Di called out.
Jiang Shu ate the food and said vaguely, "What my senior brother means is that it's none of your business!"
Huang Di was furious, and he slapped the table with his palm. At the same time, Jiang Yan raised his hand and pressed two fingers on the edge of the table. He looked up at Huang Di and said coldly, "Presumptuous."
In Jiang Yan's tone, there was a sense of oppression without anger and majesty. Jiang Shu had never seen such a sense of majesty before. His senior brother has always had a free and unrestrained personality. The face is all bluffing, at least he has never seen when his senior brother was really angry, not to mention that now he is full of evil spirits as if he is about to make a move.
Huang Di sneered, even if the four of them joined forces, they might not be able to hurt him in the slightest, Jiang Yan looked at him like this, he was so impatient!
The two confronted each other calmly, and the time passed little by little, as if a whole night had passed.
"Let me remind you, this is in a public place, anyone who dares to do something, I will catch..." Gu Yao half-spoken, and the two disappeared into the box.
Xi Ran stood up abruptly: "Where are they?"
"Still here, Jiang Yan has set up an enchantment. It seems that he is determined to fight the Yellow Emperor."
Jiang Shu asked: "Who is that Yellow Emperor? I haven't seen him before. When did he and his brother become enemies?"
Gu Yao couldn't laugh or cry: "You don't know him, why did you hate him just now?"
Jiang Shu scratched his head: "I think you don't seem to like him, we have a lot of people, I have confidence."
Gu Yao put his arms around his neck, held his head to his chest, pressed against his ear and said, "You are a rabbit pretending to be a tiger."
Xi Ran couldn't see Jiang Yan, but his eyes were still fixed on the empty chair, he was afraid that Jiang Yan would appear in his place in the next second.
Gu Yao said: "Xi Ran, don't worry too much, the Yellow Emperor is a human being, no human can beat Jiang Yan."
The Jade Rabbit Spirit, who had shrunk for a long time, suddenly made a sound, with a vague
Xi Ran picked up the jar of nuts at hand, grabbed a handful of Brazilian pine nuts and put them in his palm. While eating, he focused on watching the movie, never leaving the screen.
The stick stopped suddenly the moment it approached his neck, no matter how hard Yutu tried, the stick couldn't hit it down.
Yutu frowned inexplicably, at this time the stick suddenly bounced, and a stick hit Yutu's forehead.
Jade Rabbit fell backwards as if drunk, stumbled and fell to the ground.
Xi Ran seemed to have heard the movement. He turned his head and took a look, but he didn't find anything unusual, so he continued to watch the movie.
Yutu frowned uncomfortably, rolled his eyes, quickly got up and walked into the kitchen, cast a spell on the casserole, the casserole suddenly seemed to explode, and there was a violent vibration, boiling water rushed up, Lift the heavy pot lid.
Hearing the voice, Xi Ran looked up, and the moment his eyes touched the casserole, everything returned to calm.
'What's going on, what is the origin of this Xi Ran, spells are useless to him at all! '
Xi Ran watched the movie for a while, when the doorbell rang suddenly, he stood up quickly to open the door, when he hurried out of the kitchen, he felt as if he stepped on something, and almost tripped over something under his feet, he I looked under my feet, but there was nothing on the floor.
He put away his doubts and ran to open the door. The courier stood at the door with the courier slip waiting for his signature.
Yutu covered his feet and screamed in pain. He showed his original shape and picked up a fruit knife, "Since the spell is useless, why don't you put the knife on his neck and let him drive to the rental house!" '
Xi Ran closed the door, turned around with the courier in his arms, and was startled when he turned around, the courier box fell to the ground with a thud.
Jade Rabbit shrunk its neck, seemed a little afraid of Xi Ran, raised his knife, "Stand still!"
Xi Ran glanced at Jiang Shu, who was sound asleep, and then at the strangely dressed boy in front of him. He took a step back and said calmly, "Calm down, don't be afraid, I can send you back to mental illness." hospital."
"You're crazy!" Yutu's blood-red eyes widened, and he said aggrievedly, "How can I be crazy? I'm dignified... cough cough... Anyway, go get the car keys now and come downstairs with me!"
"The car keys are on the coffee table behind you."
Jade Rabbit Jing glanced back, and he backed away slowly, squatting on the ground with his hands behind his back, groping for the table, the fruit knife in his hand trembling.
He had just touched the key when he saw a person standing on the balcony out of the corner of his eye.
His face was expressionless, and he remained motionless, but he exuded a strong evil spirit all over his body.
Jade Rabbit Jing stood up and faced him directly, he felt a terrible aura, this is a difficult guy to deal with.
Jiang Yan opened the rabbit cage, grabbed the rabbit by the neck, and pulled it out of the cage.
'Oops, my flesh! '
Without saying a word, Jiang Yan changed hands and threw it downstairs.
At the same time, Jade Rabbit Spirit disappeared into the living room.
Xi Ran flew to the balcony, grabbed the railing and looked down, "Why did you throw the rabbit down?"
"Can't die."
"That's not okay, what if you hit someone?"
Jiang Yan took his arm, "It's back again."
Xi Ran followed his line of sight to the living room, and the rabbit that was thrown down just now appeared in the living room again, lying on the ground in a guarded posture, with hostility written in his eyes.
Jiang Yan raised the corners of his lips: "You obviously don't understand your situation yet."
The Jade Rabbit turned into a human form, and said with a sneer: "I am a majestic Jade Rabbit in Heaven, and my master is Chang'e Fairy from the Nine Heavens! Will I be afraid of you, a little monster? If you are sensible, then..."
He had only spoken halfway before his throat was choked. What was terrifying was that he had no power to resist. The mana in his body seemed to have disappeared, and the panic spread from the depths of his heart to his limbs and bones.
The man who was strangling his neck still didn't have much expression on his face, but his brows furrowed slightly. His eyes were very puzzling, like disgust and anger.
Yutu grabbed his hand and repeatedly begged for mercy: "Great Immortal, please forgive me, I dare not, I will never dare again."
Jiang Yan threw him out, wiped his hands with a wet tissue in disgust, and then pushed Jiang Shu's shoulder hard: "How long did you sleep? Get up for me."
Jiang Shu still didn't move, snoring lightly.
Jiang Yan glared at Jade Rabbit Jing, and awakened Jiang Shu with magic.
Jiang Shu rubbed his eyes tiredly, looked dizzily at Jade Rabbit Jing, and bounced up after waking up: "You are that ugly rabbit!"
"You are ugly!"
Xi Ran suddenly remembered the matter of the pet shop, frowned and said, "I ask you, did you kill those small animals in the pet shop?"
Jade Rabbit Essence sat on the ground and shook her head timidly: "I didn't kill it."
Xi Ran looked at him suspiciously.
The Jade Rabbit Spirit hurriedly came up one by one: "The one who killed them was a man with magic power. His magic power is above mine. I dare not act rashly. He broke into the door in the middle of the night, and he was holding a knife one by one. I don't know what it is. What's going on?" He suddenly shed tears and sobbed softly twice.
Xi Ran asked again: "Do you know that man?"
Jade Rabbit Jing shook her head pitifully: "I don't know."
"Did you follow me on purpose yesterday?"
The Jade Rabbit said timidly: "My master Chang'e came to the world more than 100 years ago, and then his magic power became weaker and weaker. A few years ago, he passed away. I am just a little white rabbit who knows nothing. When I saw you, I thought you must be very caring because you look so good-looking, so I followed you all the time." He lowered his head and blinked at Xi Ran, his hands twisted together limply.
The other three couldn't help but frowned at the same time.
Jiang Yan said impatiently, "Can you speak well?"
Jade Rabbit Jing pouted and sat up straight.
Jiang Yan closed his eyes and searched for that scene in his mind. He couldn't see clearly, but a man in a black suit walked into the pet shop vaguely.
The startled puppies woke up collectively and barked at the uninvited guest.
The man had a knife in his hand when he entered the door. He approached the rabbit cage step by step and stabbed it down.
The rabbit shrank back, the knife stuck in his leg, blood flowed out, and the rabbit's body remained motionless.
The man did not leave immediately, but walked around the house. He seemed a little confused, looking at the animals hesitantly, and then he stabbed them one after another.
The calls became more and more chaotic, and the animals struggled uncomfortably in the cage. Gradually, the sound disappeared little by little, blood flowed all over the place, and the man disappeared in place.
Jiang Yan opened his eyes suddenly, and looked at the Jade Rabbit Spirit in front of him.
What a cunning rabbit and three caves!
"You live here temporarily until I find that man."
Jade Rabbit couldn't get enough of it, and thanked her repeatedly with clasped palms.
"You still sleep on the balcony."
Jade Rabbit Spirit: "...Your balcony is open-air."
Jiang Yan sneered: "Do you want me to hang you from the ceiling?"
"No no, I'll still sleep on the balcony!" Jade Rabbit Essence smiled, "When will you return my mana to me?"
"Not now, tidy up the living room first." Jiang Yan dragged Xi Ran to the room, "Come with me."
Yutujing watched the two enter the room and closed the door forcefully. He patted the table and said to Jiang Shu, "Little Rabbit Demon, clean up the living room."
"No, brother asked you to clean up!"
The Jade Rabbit Spirit stared: "I am a majestic Jade Rabbit in Heaven, with a lifespan of 5000 years! All Rabbit Monsters must obey my orders! How dare you talk to me like that?"
"The heavens have collapsed, and the rules of the world are not like this." Jiang Shuke held a grudge very much, this ugly rabbit cast a spell on him!It caused him to sleep soundly, and he didn't protect Ranran well.
Jade Rabbit was so angry that he blew his beard and stared.
"Don't block me from watching TV, go and clean up."
Jade Rabbit Essence ([-])
That night.
"Close your eyes."
"I can't sleep." Xi Ran turned over and faced Jiang Yan, "Why did you leave both of them behind? Do you think they will fight?"
"No, that rabbit is very shrewd and cautious, and won't do it easily."
Xi Ran blinked: "Which rabbit?"
Jiang Yan chuckled, leaned over and kissed his lips, "Go to sleep."
Xi Ran hummed, leaned into his arms, and murmured: "Those little animals are so pitiful. The boss cried today, and the ground was covered with blood. I can still hear their cries when I think about it now." , we must find that guy out and give him a good lesson."
"Of course, I have a solution." Jiang Yan hugged him tightly, and repeated: "Close your eyes."
Xi Ran had something on his mind, so he woke up after a short sleep, and the time on the wall clock was only past five o'clock.
The bed next to him was already empty, Xi Ran pressed his stinging temple, and helped his drowsy head get up from the bed.
He opened the door and leaned against the wall, smelling the slightly bitter fragrance in the living room.
I don't know when Jiang Yan started to like to tinker with his coffee equipment. From coffee bean grinding to equipment cleaning, he has considered every detail to the extreme, but Xi Ran knows that he doesn't like all bitter things, from coffee to coffee. to bitter melon and even chocolate with a higher cocoa content.
Contrary to Jiang Yan, Xi Ran loves coffee very much, and sometimes even drinks four or five cups a day, but he is really annoyed by the process of making coffee, from grinding coffee beans to brewing to cleaning, often It will take more than half an hour, especially since he always wants to drink coffee frequently throughout the day.
He and Jiang Yan are like the yin and yang sides of Tai Chi, with smooth arcs and sharp edges and corners, which are not perfect but fit closely with each other.
Jiang Yan walked towards him with two cups, "Drinking coffee on an empty stomach hurts your stomach, so take a sip of milk first."
Xi Ran squinted his eyes and smiled, gulping down half a glass of milk before drinking slowly with the coffee cup in his hand.
He took the cup and walked to the sofa, only to see a snow-white rabbit nestled in the gap of the sofa, sleeping on its back, its whole body was almost embedded in the sofa.
Xi Ran couldn't tell the animal's appearance, but he seemed to be able to tell that it was Jiang Shu at a glance. He reached out to fish out Jiang Shu, placed it gently on the cushion, and then walked to the balcony.
Jiang Yan sealed [-]% of the mana of the Jade Rabbit Jing. In order to maintain the precarious spiritual power, the Jade Rabbit Jing returned to its original shape while sleeping. He did not know when he woke up. He tried to stand up by the window, his red eyes wandered back and forth on Xi Ran. Walk.
No matter who sees it, they will think this rabbit is terribly cute, but Xi Ran just can't like him. He took him away in the supermarket that day out of pity for small animals. He never thought about it from the beginning to the end. To raise this rabbit.
The Jade Rabbit turned back into a human form, and transformed into a white T-shirt and jeans according to human preferences. The hair became very short, revealing two pointed and soft ears.
Xi Ran pursed her lips and smiled: "Let's have breakfast together."
Once the Jade Rabbit Jing changed from yesterday's arrogance, she became extremely docile, and even spoke softly to Jiang Shu, just like a domesticated little white rabbit.
He didn't need to eat, and he didn't understand why Jiang Yan and Jiang Shu lived with a human being, and they sat at the dining table together, eating with knives, forks and chopsticks like humans.
'Only lowly creatures like to integrate into new groups by imitating and accommodating. Noble gods and immortals disdain to associate with human beings! '
Even though Jade Rabbit Jing has such an idea, but now for his honorable Chang'e Fairy, he can only condescend to deal with these lowly ordinary people first!
He picked up the jar on the table, opened the lid and drank it in one gulp, wiped his mouth and gave a thumbs up: "Your coffee is really delicious!"
Xi Ran stared at him dumbfounded, and said in a daze, "That's seafood soy sauce..."
Jade Rabbit Spirit: "..."
Jiang Shu swallowed the poached egg in his mouth, took a sip of milk and said, "Is the taste of Fairy Chang'e similar to yours? No wonder the mooncakes are so unpalatable now. It turned out that they were not opened properly in the first place."
"What do you know? The master misses her husband Hou Yi in the world, and making mooncakes expresses the feeling of missing, implying the reunion of the moon and people! How romantic!"
Jiang Shu asked, "Then why did she leave Houyi behind and ascend to immortality?"
Jade Rabbit Scratched her face, her eyes flickered and said: "Master, that was eating an elixir by mistake. Fairy Chang'e is the most beautiful woman in the Three Realms and Nine Heavens. She... Hey, how did you go, I haven't finished yet!"
Xi Ran rushed to work, changed clothes after breakfast, and prepared to leave.
Jade Rabbit Jing hurried to the door, as if going to work with him.
"I'll accompany you to work." Yutujing smiled and rolled her eyes, looking quite flattering.
Xi Ran smiled and shook his head: "No need."
"Why not, I can protect you!"
After changing his shoes, Xi Ran stood at the door with a straight posture, and declined: "To be honest, I don't care about you pointing at me with a fruit knife yesterday, but I have never seen a fairy or monster with a fruit knife as a weapon." , I think... you should practice hard... I'm leaving, don't follow me."
After Xi Ran left, the Jade Rabbit changed back to its original shape and curled up on the sofa. He carefully analyzed the current situation. He came for Xi Ran's physical body at first, but now he not only lost his mana, but was also put under house arrest in a disguised form. .
If he knew that there was a powerful monster beside Xi Ran, he would not have come here in the morning.
Now he is in a dilemma, the master's body is almost unable to hold on, and giving up Xi Ran means spending time looking for another body.
what to do...
Jade Rabbit closed his eyes exhaustedly, it was really tiring to deal with human beings, their life is really complicated.
*****
Gu Yao rang the doorbell three times but no one came to open the door for him. Just when he was about to go in by himself, the door opened.
"So slow, what are you doing?"
"I'm watering the flowers, you come in first, I'll be right away." Jiang Yan left after speaking, it was the first time Gu Yao saw such a homely Jiang Yan, and he smiled from the bottom of his heart, which seemed to be Too stupid.
As soon as Gu Yao entered the living room, he saw the little rabbit on the sofa. He walked over with a smile and touched the rabbit's head. The more he touched it, the more he felt something was wrong. The feeling seemed different...
"You, you, what are you doing!" Jiang Shu saw Gu Yao touching Yutu's head when he came out of the bathroom, he wrinkled his face and stammered at Gu Yao, his face was full of sorrow.
Gu Yao quickly withdrew his hand, "Why are there so many rabbits?"
Jiang Shu pursed his lips and didn't want to talk to him, he walked quickly to Gu Yao's side and dragged his arm to the bathroom.
He turned on the light, turned on the faucet, and handed the soap to Gu Yao, "Wash your hands."
"I'll wash it now." Gu Yao said while washing his hands, "I thought you touched it, really, I just raised a little rabbit."
Jiang Shu sullenly said nothing, and squeezed a little more hand sanitizer into his hand.
"Didn't you wash it, still wash it?"
Jiang Shu looked at his face, and said quietly: "That piece of soap is for washing rags, and hand sanitizer is for washing hands. You should wash your hands more often, so that your hands will be cleaner."
Gu Yao was completely speechless, and carefully rubbed the crevices of his fingers clean.
Jiang Shu picked up a towel on one side, dried his hands carefully, then slowly put his palm on top of his head, and said softly, "Touch it."
Gu Yao was stunned for a moment, then laughed loudly, and hugged him into his arms: "Why are you so funny."
Jiang Shu leaned on his shoulder, sniffed the delicious cologne on his clothes, and muttered, "You smell better than honey."
Gu Yao: "..."
Jade Rabbit Essence ([-])
When Jiang Yan waited for the flowers and plants to return to the living room, Gu Yao had already made tea for himself spontaneously, and took out the remaining piece of cake from the refrigerator, sharing it with Jiang Shu.
Gu Yao asked with a spoon in his mouth, "Old Jiang, what do you want me for?"
"Help me see where this rabbit came from." Jiang Yan grabbed the sleeping jade rabbit and threw it at Gu Yao.
Gu Yao was so frightened that he quickly moved away: "I dare not touch him, I'm afraid I will have to take a shower today before I can go back."
The Jade Rabbit was hit on the ground, he stood up dizzy, couldn't stand still and fell down with a thud. He looked at the ceiling and said without tears, "I am a majestic Jade Rabbit in heaven, can you give me a good night's sleep?"
Gu Yao's complexion changed, he sneered, grabbed Jade Rabbit Jing by the ear and lifted him up into the air, and said through gritted teeth, "It's really hard to find, it's easy to get here, Jade Rabbit Jing, long time no see!"
"Are you a demon subduer?" Jade Rabbit Jing's eyes flickered, and she glanced at the balcony intentionally or unintentionally from the corner of her eye.
Jiang Shu asked, "Do you know each other?"
Jiang Yan brought the rabbit cage, opened it and said, "Put him in the cage first, and talk slowly when you have something to say."
Yutu struggled: "Do you have any humanity?"
"Humanity? Did you think about how those cats and dogs felt when you killed them?" Jiang Yan sneered, "Sorry, I can't empathize with a rabbit, go in by myself."
Yutu suddenly became weaker, and he muttered, "I don't know what you're talking about, those cats and dogs were all killed by that man."
Jiang Yan said, "But he's after you."
"It's two different things. It's that man who is cruel." Yutu Jingba roared loudly.
Jiang Yan put the cage on the floor, bent down and stared at him and said, "Don't lie in front of me, that day, when that man was about to kill you, you escaped and hid in the bodies of those animals, so he Only then can you kill those animals. The dagger in his hand is not ordinary. Once the dagger stabs you, you will be out of your wits. It happened that a lizard crawled out of the cage that day and got into the slit in the floor. Your primordial spirit ran into its body and escaped in the end, in short, this matter has nothing to do with you and that man."
Jade Rabbit Jing looked at him in panic: "How do you know this?"
Jiang Yan answered inappropriately and asked, "Who is that man? Where is he now?"
"I don't know, I really don't know." Jade Rabbit lowered its head weakly.
"It's okay, I think he has a deep grievance with you, and he will definitely come to you again." Jiang Yan said with downcast eyes, "You stay here until he shows up."
Gu Yao pulled the corner of his mouth and smiled: "This Jade Rabbit is very cunning and famous for telling lies. I have been looking for him for more than 100 years."
"Thousands of years ago, before the heaven collapsed, the heaven was divided into nine levels, and the gods with the most powerful magic lived on the nine levels. The palace where Chang'e lived was the place closest to the moon on the nine levels, so it was also called the Moon Palace. , and some people call Chang'e the moon god."
Jiang Yan listened quietly, then suddenly interrupted Gu Yao, and said blankly: "It's nonsense, no matter who she is! How dare you blaspheme the name of the Moon God!"
Gu Yao was stunned, Jiang Yan looked normal, but his eyes seemed to be frozen, that expression wished to cut Jade Rabbit into pieces, it would be better to pull Chang'e out to teach him a lesson.
He skipped this paragraph and said: "Going forward, the sun and the moon were turbulent ten thousand years ago, the spiritual energy in the three realms and nine heavens became thinner and thinner, and the road to cultivation became more and more bumpy. Enjoying the unique cultivation environment, no one realized the difficulty of the situation at the beginning, but later the ladder could no longer hold up, and the heavenly court gradually collapsed when the ladder collapsed, similar to your situation in Penglai, the immortals in the heavenly court rose up Due to the battle, the nine heavens collapsed into one, and many immortals who were weak in mana were forced to descend to the mortal world, and Chang'e was one of them."
Yutu's ears moved, but no sound came out.
Jiang Shu unpacked the bag of potato chips and said, "There's nothing wrong with that. Didn't Fairy Chang'e want to be reunited with Houyi? Isn't this fulfilling her wish?"
"You fool." Gu Yao smiled and shook his head, "It was Chang'e who abandoned Hou Yi to fly to the sky and become a fairy. Hou Yi was originally a descendant of a god who was reincarnated as a human being. He has the blood of a god running through him. If Chang'e really regrets it, she can go down to earth. No one can stop them from looking for him. After all, the so-called lovesickness is just to cover up the ruthlessness."
Jade Rabbit Jing lay on the ground without moving, but let out a sneer: "How do you know Master's thoughts? Are you a roundworm in her stomach?"
Gu Yao pinched his ears, and said coldly: "Whether she is ruthless or not is of course not up to me, but the cunning and insidiousness of your rabbit is not following your master?"
"It hurts, it hurts, let go!" Jade Rabbit Jing thumped in the cage.
Jiang Shu pushed his hand away: "Stop beating him, just talk."
Gu Yao let go of his ears and continued: "More than 100 years ago, I received news that rabbit spirits were doing evil in the Huashan area. They captured many local mountain spirits and absorbed their aura to eat. Things that have nothing to do with humans are not returned. I don't care, but it's not easy for those mountain spirits to practice. They practice on the top of Huashan Mountain at night, and guard the most bumpy and steep mountain roads in Huashan Mountain during the day. If they slipped, I would cast spells to help them. They accumulate good deeds and rely on this little bit of good fortune to strengthen their spiritual power. In other words, even if I don’t feel sorry for their difficulty in cultivation, the number of mountain spirits in Huashan has decreased. Passengers will also be in danger, so I went to Huashan."
Jiang Yan frowned suddenly. He and Gu Yao had a fight when they met for the first time, on the top of Mount Hua, a hundred years ago.
Jiang Shu also stopped eating. He threw potato chips on the coffee table and stood up abruptly: "No wonder you beat us when you saw us. It turns out that you misidentified the monster. Fortunately, my senior brother was there, otherwise you Are you going to kill me!"
Gu Yao forgot about this, smiled embarrassingly, and quickly grabbed Jiang Shu's hand and said, "How could it be, I knew I was wrong when you showed your original shape, how could such a beautiful and lovely rabbit spirit be a bad guy. "
Jiang Shu pursed his lips and looked at him suspiciously.
Jiang Yan said: "Obviously it was Gu Santong who appeared and stopped you in time."
Gu Yao glared at Jiang Yan: "Can you stop adding fuel to the fire?"
Jiang Yan looked confused: "Why can't you say that I am also a victim."
Gu Yao smiled weakly: "I'm afraid of you." He changed the topic and continued: "Later I found the real monster rabbit spirit, this jade rabbit spirit! He took the mountain spirit away not for himself, but for For his master Chang'e who doesn't adapt to the human environment."
Jade Rabbit Jing sneered and said: "The heavens have collapsed, how can there be so many rules in the world, you all said this."
"You Jade Rabbit Spirit is not only good at cunning, but also good at sophistry." Gu Yao said, "You have made a lot of enemies. After I catch the man who went to the pet shop to make trouble, I will deal with you again."
Jade Rabbit Spirit didn't say a word anymore, he closed his eyes and quietly waited for the opportunity to come.
There are few people here who are difficult to deal with, and the only thing he can use is that stupid rabbit who is not very knowledgeable.
Jiang Shu was sitting on the sofa playing computer with the TV on at the same time.
The cage of Jade Rabbit Essence was placed in front of the sofa. He looked around and saw that Jiang Yan and Guyao were in the living room, so he stretched out his front paws from the cage and patted Jiang Shu's leg.
"Wait, I'll finish this round." Jiang Shu raised his foot to kick the cage a little, and wiped out all the monsters with full firepower.
Jade Rabbit Spirit: "..."
"Okay, I'm done." Jiang Shu lifted the cage to his lap, "Are you hungry? Do you want something to eat?"
Jade Rabbit Spirit whispered: "Little Rabbit Demon, open the cage and let me out."
"No, brother told me to watch you." Jiang Shu shook his head, "You should eat."
The Jade Rabbit Spirit hated it and said: "You and I are both rabbits, we should take care of each other, how can you listen to them?"
Jiang Shu said inexplicably: "Why can't you listen to them? My brother is very wise, and everything he said is right."
"You stupid bastard, didn't you hear what Jiang Yan said, he doesn't feel the same way as a rabbit, he's just your pet, have you forgotten that they asked you to mop the floor and wash the dishes?"
Jiang Shu scratched his head: "I voluntarily washed the dishes and mopped the floor. Isn't it very comfortable to have a clean house? I like a neat house. Don't hinder me from playing games. I won't let you go." of."
"You bastard! Don't you have any principles of being a rabbit!"
Jiang Shu opened the client and answered him: "Yes, my principle is to listen to my brother."
Jade Rabbit Spirit: "..."
*****
Xi Ran walked into the tea room with a cup in his hand, Huang Xiaobai was patting the wall with his forehead, talking to himself without knowing what he was talking about.
Xi Ran shook his head with a smile, and walked towards the coffee machine
Maybe because he heard footsteps, Huang Xiaobai turned his head abruptly, covered his chest in fright, walked up quickly, snatched the cup from Xi Ran, and said courteously: "Director, I'll make you coffee."
"Oh... yes, thank you."
Huang Xiaobai smiled brightly at Xi Ran: "Director, the personnel talked to me today, and said that I will be able to officially become a full-time employee next month, and my salary will be twice as much as now."
"That's great, congratulations." Xi Ran took the coffee cup from his hand, lowered his head and took a sip, and when he looked up, he saw Huang Xiaobai looking at him hesitantly, his face flushed.
Xi Ran smiled: "Is there anything else?"
"I got a salary increase, I'll treat you to dinner."
"No, you just became a full-time employee. If you have money, save some money."
Huang Xiaobai hesitated for a while and said: "No, director, enjoy yourself in time, just tonight... Ask Mr. Jiang to come with you."
Xi Ran smiled helplessly: "Okay, but his younger brother is staying at my house recently, so it's okay for me to call one more person?"
"He...his younger brother also lives in your house? Are you living together so soon?" Huang Xiaobai scratched his head uncomfortably.
Xi Ran teased him and said, "Yeah, didn't you say to enjoy yourself in time?"
"Ah... yes... yes, haha, then, let's all come together."
Jade Rabbit Essence ([-])
Huang Xiaobai sat in the box and kept looking at his watch, "Will they stop coming?"
"Don't worry, it's not time yet."
Huang Xiaobai rubbed his nose, and said anxiously: "Cousin, why did you ask me to invite Jiang Yan to come with you? You clearly know that I like the director, do you want me to quit in spite of difficulties?"
"Love is a false thing at all. Gaining or losing is only staged." The man walked out of the window, looking far into the distance. It was almost the Mid-Autumn Festival, and the moon gradually rounded its arc, emitting a loose and gentle light.
"But I still want to confess my love to the director, at least I want to hear what he thinks." Huang Xiaobai pushed his glasses on the bridge of his nose sadly.
When Xi Ran opened the door, he first saw the man standing by the window. He was wearing a black suit and white shirt. He was very tall and strong. The muscles wrapped in the shirt were as strong as if they were going to explode. The lines of his muscles can be seen through the layers of clothes.
Huang Xiaobai stood up excitedly, and there were three people who followed Xi Ran in. He had seen Jiang Yan many times, and the other two were about 30 years old, wearing a black windbreaker, with vague smiles on their faces. As soon as he entered the door, he looked at him carefully. The other one was still young, carved with jade, and his big watery eyes were very agile. Carrying a rabbit cage, but the rabbit didn't seem to be very friendly, as soon as he entered the door, he flopped around in the cage like crazy.
Huang Xiaobai's cousin approached the rabbit step by step, he bent down to look at the rabbit and smiled softly: "I seem to have known this rabbit before."
"This is my cousin, called Huangdi. He just came back to China a few days ago. I saw him alone, so I called him up." Huang Xiaobai asked Xi Ran, "Director, do you mind?"
"Of course I don't mind. Your cousin's name is very special. By the way, I also called an extra friend." Xi Ran introduced Gu Yao and Jiang Shu to Huang Xiaobai.
After exchanging pleasantries, everyone sat down, Huang Xiaobai silently counted the heads and asked the waiter to add some more dishes.
"Your rabbits are very cute, where did you buy them?" As soon as Huang Di said, the Jade Rabbit Jing shivered and hid on the edge of the cage.
When Jiang Shu heard the rabbit, he thought it was calling him, and after realizing it, he lowered his head and continued to drink.
"I picked it up on the road." Xi Ran answered him succinctly. The Yellow Emperor was not a few years older than Huang Xiaobai, but the appearance and temperament of the two were completely different. , the facial features are three-dimensional and rough, and there is always contempt in the eyes. This feeling makes Xi Ran feel very uncomfortable, and even a faint anger rises in the depths of his heart.
"Where did I pick it up? I want to pick one up and raise it."
Xi Ran didn't reply, he put a prawn in the bowl, peeled the shell and put it in Jiang Yan's bowl, "Eat the prawn."
Huang Xiaobai gave Jiang Yan a sour look, and silently picked up a chopstick dish for himself.
Gu Yao smiled slightly: "Mr. Huang also likes raising rabbits?"
"I don't really like the one in your cage." Huang Di smiled, "Anyway, you have two rabbits, why don't you sell this one to me."
Jiang Shu looked at Huang Di with sly eyes, and the chopsticks in his hand fell off with a thud.
Huang Xiaobai didn't understand, so he said: "Cousin, why do you keep paying attention to other people's little rabbits? If you like it, I will take you to the market tomorrow to buy one, and eat vegetables. Everyone eat more."
Huang Xiaobai stood up from the chair, walked around to Xi Ran, raised his glass and said to him: "Director, thank you for reminding me these few months, I would like to offer you a toast, I hope everything goes well for you."
Xi Ran looked at the other four people who were suddenly at war, clinked glasses with Huang Xiaobai, and said slowly: "Thank you, sit back and eat your food."
Huang Xiaobai looked up, and realized that the atmosphere was not right, he walked slowly back to his seat, just as he was about to speak, his head fell and fell asleep.
Huang Di glanced at him and said coolly, "It's so noisy."
"You're not human, what are you afraid of making noise?" Jiang Shu filled a bowl of soup, pouted his mouth and continued to eat vegetables and soup.
"A rabbit spirit who is still inexperienced dares to speak boldly in front of me." Huangdi laughed loudly, "You four, one is an ordinary human being, and the other is a rabbit spirit. As for Mr. Gu, your name is like thunder to my ears. Shall I clean it up? As for Mr. Jiang... I'm quite interested, I don't know where you come from?"
Jiang Yan picked up a scallop, saw that there was too much garlic, and pushed it away a little, then stuffed it into his mouth in one bite.
"Mr. Jiang?" Huang Di called out.
Jiang Shu ate the food and said vaguely, "What my senior brother means is that it's none of your business!"
Huang Di was furious, and he slapped the table with his palm. At the same time, Jiang Yan raised his hand and pressed two fingers on the edge of the table. He looked up at Huang Di and said coldly, "Presumptuous."
In Jiang Yan's tone, there was a sense of oppression without anger and majesty. Jiang Shu had never seen such a sense of majesty before. His senior brother has always had a free and unrestrained personality. The face is all bluffing, at least he has never seen when his senior brother was really angry, not to mention that now he is full of evil spirits as if he is about to make a move.
Huang Di sneered, even if the four of them joined forces, they might not be able to hurt him in the slightest, Jiang Yan looked at him like this, he was so impatient!
The two confronted each other calmly, and the time passed little by little, as if a whole night had passed.
"Let me remind you, this is in a public place, anyone who dares to do something, I will catch..." Gu Yao half-spoken, and the two disappeared into the box.
Xi Ran stood up abruptly: "Where are they?"
"Still here, Jiang Yan has set up an enchantment. It seems that he is determined to fight the Yellow Emperor."
Jiang Shu asked: "Who is that Yellow Emperor? I haven't seen him before. When did he and his brother become enemies?"
Gu Yao couldn't laugh or cry: "You don't know him, why did you hate him just now?"
Jiang Shu scratched his head: "I think you don't seem to like him, we have a lot of people, I have confidence."
Gu Yao put his arms around his neck, held his head to his chest, pressed against his ear and said, "You are a rabbit pretending to be a tiger."
Xi Ran couldn't see Jiang Yan, but his eyes were still fixed on the empty chair, he was afraid that Jiang Yan would appear in his place in the next second.
Gu Yao said: "Xi Ran, don't worry too much, the Yellow Emperor is a human being, no human can beat Jiang Yan."
The Jade Rabbit Spirit, who had shrunk for a long time, suddenly made a sound, with a vague
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