[Transmigration Book] On the hero's death and face-slapping

"Why have you been here for so long? It's a dark and windy night. Could it be that you ran off to do something bad?"

Seeing that it took Wei Yao a long time to come back, Dai Wangshu couldn't help teasing him again.

Putting the food box in his hand on the table and opening it for him, Wei Yao forced a smile: "It's nothing, it's just that when I came back halfway, my stomach suddenly hurt, and I went to the toilet..."

Hearing this, he immediately waved his hands in disgust: "I just came back from shitting just now, my body must be smelly, have you washed your hands, how can people eat like this."

Wei Yao said helplessly, "I washed my hands, they are very clean."

Dai Wangshu was still getting more and more heavenly, still willful said: "Then I don't want to eat, go to sleep." Then he lazily lay down on the bed again.

Wei Yao didn't say anything more, and silently packed up the food box and put it aside.

For Dai Wangshu, it was nothing more than letting Wei Yao run for a while, and maybe he was complacent about letting him get a little exercise, but for Wei Yao——

But a very bad experience.

But he didn't say anything, and Dai Wangshu was already very nervous, even though Wei Yao's face was a little bit wrong, he didn't think about it, even if he asked a question or cared a little more--so much so that in the In his later experience, he also missed many opportunities to discover Wei Yao's abnormality.

At night, Wei Yao was tossing and turning in bed, and the words Hu Shuai said when he passed by him echoed in his ears repeatedly, like a curse, deeply burned in his heart.

Isn't she just a crooked fake lady?

Memories of living in the Jiaofang Division came to mind one after another...

——And, that unbearable past.

At that time, he was about eight years old, just at the age of innocence.

Because he was raised as a girl since he was a child, he was also in a state of ignorance about his gender at that time, and Aunt Yun didn't tell him this, so he took it for granted that he was a girl, but every time When Jiaofangsi's sisters took a bath together, Aunt Yun never allowed him to go with them, because of this matter, he and Aunt Yun had been angry for a while.

Once, a young master from a well-known noble family in the local area came to Jiaofangsi to have fun. The young master's name was Wang Feng, but he was about 20 years old. It caused the lower plate to be swollen, his face was sallow, and he looked haggard and fragile.

Although he grew up in Fengyue, because he was still young, he didn't understand the things between men and women.

Wang Feng has a very peculiar and disgusting habit, that is, he likes to yell when he is doing things, and he yells loudly.

Normally this should be done by a woman, but Wang Feng doesn't, he just likes to bark by himself, completely covering up his bed/partner's voice.

At that time, Wei Yao was playing with his sisters in the courtyard downstairs of the Department of Education and Textiles, when he heard Wang Feng's earth-shattering, weeping ghosts and gods' cry from upstairs.Although Jiaofangsi's sound insulation effect is very good, it can't stand Wang Feng's deafening barbell-like voice.

After hearing this, several young girls who were well versed in this matter just stood aside but smiled and said nothing, but Wei Yao felt very puzzled, so he asked naively: "Did something happen? The voice from the person upstairs felt like a It hurts."

One of the girls, Li Ying, covered her mouth and laughed lightly, "It's very 'painful', and I can't even find my voice."

Another girl took a handkerchief and smacked her lightly, "You, there is no serious one, every girl is not ashamed to say this."

Li Ying continued: "What is there to be ashamed of? How can you earn a man's money if you are ashamed?" Then she turned to the confused Wei Yao: "Xiao Yao, do you want to save that man upstairs? ?”

"Liying, you...you don't mean to..."

"Oh, really, I think about you too much, how old is Xiao Wei Yao. You guys, just watch it, and do something fun once in a while."

Naturally, she would not have imagined how the "fun thing" that Wei Yao made unintentionally would have an impact in the future.

The innocent Wei Yao nodded honestly after hearing this, and replied obediently: "I think so."

then--

A moment later, Wei Yao stood in the courtyard downstairs of Jiaofangsi, and started a voice-to-voice competition with Wang Feng in the room.

Wang Feng: "Ah! Ah!"

Wei Yao: "Kill! Kill!!"

Wang Feng: "Go! Go! I'm going!"

Wei Yao: "Don't go! Don't go!! I'll save you right away!!!"

The louder Wang Feng yelled, the harder Wei Yao yelled at the top of his voice. The blushing and thick-necked look seemed to compare to the people in the room. Maybe it was fun, Wei Yao yelled more and more. The louder it is, the crisp childish voice is mixed with a little tenderness that only belongs to children.

Soon, Wang Feng, who was having fun in the house, also noticed Wei Yao's yelling, and the yelling cut off most of his good sex, and he tentatively yelled again: "Help! Help! Come quickly!" help me!"

Wei Yao received another message in the courtyard: "Right away! Right away!"

However, after waiting for a long time, no one came up.

Wang Feng was a little angry, and his sexual interest was completely gone. He pushed the person under him away, and then walked to the closed window and pulled it away, just in time to meet Wei Yao who was standing blankly in the courtyard. look at each other.

Seeing someone suddenly open the window, Wei Yao's eyes became flustered like a frightened deer, and the girls hiding aside to watch the show were also a little at a loss.

He was stunned for a while, but he didn't expect that the one who ruined his good deeds was a young beauty who could vaguely see the beauty of the future. After opening the window completely, he said to the people in the courtyard: "Stand still, I'll give you a chance." Come down now!"

Wei Yao didn't understand what the other party was going to do, but he nodded politely.

While Wang Feng was going downstairs, Liying came out to take him away, Wei Yao also honestly said that he had an appointment with someone else and couldn't leave, but Liying and others dragged Wang Feng away before he came down. he.

"Stay there until he comes down to deal with you, idiot!" Li Ying shook her head, and poked his forehead with her hand as if she hated iron.

Wang Feng wasn't angry when he didn't see Wei Yao when he came downstairs. It was very easy to find him anyway. Just now Wei Yao and his wonderful "singing and harmonizing" successfully attracted his attention. Child molester's hobby, there are quite a few who die from playing with it, and those who are fancy must find a way to get it, and a smile of determination is unconsciously revealed on the lips.

The next day, everyone was rumored that there was a distinguished guest who wanted to see Wei Yao by name. He was still young, so Aunt Yun politely wanted to refuse. You can only watch but not use your hands and feet.

Wei Yao worriedly followed Aunt Yun to the guest room, but was startled when he saw the visitor.

The author has something to say:

The insect catching is over, Yoshi!

This chapter recalls killing, hhh

Xiao Wei Yao’s black history, you can guess the follow-up development, and you will talk about why Xiao Wei Yao taboos the title of "fake lady"

It’s still not thick enough. I thought I could unleash the power of the prehistoric when school started. Tomorrow, I will definitely be thick and long, and I will go to the sky.

Laifa Small Theater

Wei Yao: Why haven't I turned black, become stronger, become a ghost, or become sickly? (Speaking silently took out the chain and candle, then looked at Uncle Dai with gentle eyes)

Uncle Dai: ...

A Tong: ... means everything is Phuket Island~