he is a flower

After that, Cao Cao stayed at Han Xiu’s house for the night, and every time there were new reasons, such as the car ran out of gas, the wallet was stolen, and the keys were missing... But Cao Cao, who just said that the wallet was stolen, bought the kitchen of Han Xiu’s house full……

Later, when Han Xiu woke up in the morning, he found that the decoration and furniture in his home had changed, and he was able to change his face.

Han Xiu: Just stay overnight, as long as you don't disturb his sleep!

But since Cao Cao had already entered the room and slept on Han Xiu's bed, how could he simply sleep with Han Xiu.

Cao Cao knew that Han Xiu slept so badly at night that he wouldn't wake up without a desk lamp, so he boldly played with Han Xiu's body every day, especially little Han Xiu.If you don't touch little Hanxiu every night, Cao Cao won't be able to sleep!

This is not tonight, as soon as Cao Cao went to bed, he found a comfortable place to lie on Han Xiu's shoulders, and then began to take out little Han Xiu with ease.

But as soon as Cao Cao touched Xiao Hanxiu, he felt something was wrong, this size...!

Cao Cao sat up in disbelief, then held the little Hanxiu in both hands and observed carefully, without measuring, Cao Cao could be sure that the little Hanxiu was a centimeter smaller by touching it! ! !

But why did little Hanxiu suddenly become smaller?

Could it be that he was petting him? Cao Cao hastily put down little Hanxiu with a guilty conscience...

Those who have played with birds should know that the more they play with the birds, the bigger they become. Then why did Han Xiu's bird suddenly become one centimeter smaller?

Could it be... Han Xiu has any other hidden diseases?

right!Definitely yes! ! !No wonder he couldn't touch Han Xiu hard, but made Han Xiu's bird smaller. It turns out that Han Xiu has other hidden diseases besides social phobia and narcolepsy!But what kind of hidden disease will make the bird smaller and smaller?

Unexpectedly, Cao Cao simply took out his mobile phone and posted a post asking for help in the forum——

Title: [Help Request] I underestimated my man's dick!what do I do? ! !urgent! ! !Wait online! ! ! ! !

Subject: Me and my man are currently cohabiting, sharing the same sheet, but haven't rolled in it yet! ! !But my man acquiesces in me touching his bird, but no matter how I touch my man's bird, my man's bird won't sing! ! ! !Just now when I was about to touch my man's bird again, I found that my man's bird was one centimeter smaller! ! ! ! !Are you being touched by me...?

(Original: My handsome man cracks the sky)

As soon as Cao Cao refreshed the post after posting it, there was a reply below:

1st floor (the king asked me to come and recite poems): Spring is gone, flowers are still there, people come and birds don’t startle.

verse, what do you mean?

My handsome man cracked the sky and replied: What do you mean, please help? /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~

The king asked me to recite poems and replied: Don't worry, you didn't touch the little ones.

My handsome man cracked the sky and replied: Then why did my man's bird suddenly become smaller? ! ! ! ! !

The king asked me to recite poems and replied: Spring is gone, winter is here, your man's bird is cold, and it is going to hibernate~

The bird is cold, hehe, it's only August when it's hot, hibernating like a ghost! ! !

Cao Cao rolled his eyes and continued to read the newly posted reply below:

2nd floor (I'm still single): Sister, do you touch too often (I really want to be touched)! ! !

My handsome man cracked the sky and replied: Sister paper, hehe, no wonder you are still single＾▼＾

I'm still a single dog Reply: ...Wang (>﹏<.) ~ woo woo woo...

3rd floor (I am a student ba): I agree with the 1st floor, this basic nature of men has a scientific name called "expansion with heat and contraction with cold"!

My handsome man cracked the sky and replied: "The heat expands and the cold shrinks, I believe your evil!"

Floor 4 (I just want to have fun playing with mud): Recognize the reality, dear, your man is telling you in disguise that he has no sexual interest in you!The kind that would rather the bird get smaller than fuck you!

My handsome man replied: So what, at least I still have birds to play with, you can only play with mud~

I just want to play with mud happily Reply: You can only play with mud!If I want to play, I have a bird! ! !

My handsome man cracked the sky and replied: Hehe~

I just want to play with mud to my heart's content Reply: ... I wish your man's bird will never come back if you play with it! ! !

5th floor (First grab the man’s stomach): Is your man too tired recently and didn’t have a good rest? You can try food supplements for him, the effect is very good~

Supplement?

Cao Cao felt that this idea was more reliable.He put down his phone, put Han Xiu's bird back in the nest, got up and went to the kitchen to cook kidney porridge.

So the next day, when Han Xiu woke up, he was greeted with a bowl of steaming porridge.

Han Xiu looked confused: "...Thank you, I'm not hungry."

Cao Cao held the bowl in both hands and said aggrievedly: "I boiled this porridge all night. I dare not blink and stare at the fire. I didn't sleep all night. I..."

Han Xiu interrupted: "...I can eat it." It should be fine to eat a bowl of porridge...?

Cao Cao laughed through tears: "Ah Xiu is great! Ah, open your mouth~" The bird will grow bigger after eating~

Han Xiu: "I can eat it myself!"

Cao Cao acted like a baby: "No! They will feed you~"

Han Xiu: "Thank you, I have hands."

Seeing Han Xiu's resolute face, Cao Cao said with a little regret, "Okay, then Ah Xiu, you have to eat all of them obediently~"

Han Xiu took the bowl from Cao Cao, "Yes."

After Han Xiu finished eating, Cao Cao looked at him expectantly and asked, "Ah Xiu, do you feel anything?"

Han Xiu didn't understand, so he asked, "How should I feel?"

Cao Cao glanced at Xiao Hanxiu, and said, "For example, the whole body is hot and hot, and a stream of heat rises from the lower abdomen?"

Han Xiu shook his head: "No." He didn't bask in the sun and he didn't practice. Why did he feel hot all over his body and a stream of heat rose from his lower abdomen?

Cao Cao was disappointed, and whispered: "Why don't you feel it? Could it be that you didn't eat enough?" After thinking about it, he picked up the bowl and prepared to go to the kitchen to give Han Xiu another bowl, "Ah Xiu, you are not full yet, right? , I'll serve it for you."

Han Xiu: "No need, I'm full."

Cao Cao: "You are not full."

Han Xiu said helplessly: "Don't make trouble, I'm full."

Cao Cao pouted and said, "Okay, you are full."

Han Xiu looked at Cao Cao and asked, "Aren't you going to work?"

Cao Cao looked happy: "I'm resting today, I'm staying with you at home, happy~"

Han Xiu looked unhappy: "... If you don't rest every day, I will be happier."

Cao Cao bit his lip and said, "It's not that I worry about you being alone at home."

Han Xiu asked suspiciously, "Don't worry about me being alone at home?"

Cao Cao hesitated for a while before making up his mind to promise: "Axiu, you must tell me if there is any discomfort in your body, I... I will not despise you!"

Han Xiu: "...Thank you, my health is very good!"

Cao Cao said sadly: "Your bird is too small, how can you be in good health!"

Han Xiu was puzzled: "My bird is too small? Where did I get the bird!" Animals and them are natural enemies!

Cao Cao pouted at Han Xiu's crotch, "That bird."

Only then did Han Xiu realize that the bird Cao Cao was talking about was his flower. He said with a dark face, "...how do you know it's smaller?" The flower he's blooming now is indeed smaller than the one that bloomed two days ago , but how did Cao Cao know?

Cao Cao opened his eyes wide and said, "I guessed it visually."

"..." Han Xiu said speechlessly, "You're too hard!"

Cao Cao humbly accepted: "Well, I will be lighter in the future."

Why does it feel weird, Han Xiu frowned and said, "I'm fine, I... just a little tired, I'll be fine in two days."

Cao Cao asked with concern: "Then will it get bigger in two days?" Although he doesn't mind if it gets smaller, it's always better to be bigger!

In two days, this flower will wither, and another flower will bloom, which should be bigger than this one, right? "……meeting."

Only then did Cao Cao smile: "Then I can rest assured."

What kind of heart do you have?Han Xiu said speechlessly, "I'm off to work."

Cao Cao nodded like a daughter-in-law, "Then I'll wash the dishes too. Ah, I'm so virtuous!"

Han Xiu: "...just as long as you are happy."

The author has something to say:

I'm sorry, I've been busy with work recently, I'm so tired, I don't want to move when I get home every day, I haven't coded for a long time, I don't know where to start writing (┬＿┬)

The flowering period of mimosa is generally from July to October, and the flowering time is relatively short. It will wither in a day or two, and the flowers will bloom after one or two. The bird is not the same bird at all, and it is possible to touch a different bird every day for several months in the future, and then Cao Cao will post to show off: My man's bird is different every day, envy me, you mortals, hahahaha is really sick!