he is a flower

By the time Han Xiu arrived at his cousin's house, he was already over an hour late.

As soon as Han Xiu opened the door, he found his cousin standing at the door, and said impatiently: "Han Xiuxiu, you didn't come until now, do you want to die?"

The little cousin waved the leaves and condemned: "That's right, it's fine if you come so late, and I won't answer your phone calls, what are you doing!"

Han Xiu closed the door and said calmly, "I was accidentally hit by a car and have been lying on the ground until now."

Cousin scanned Han Xiu up and down to make sure he was fine before he frowned and asked, "What car?"

Han Xiudao: "Bicycle."

Regarding the bicycle, my cousin raised his eyebrows. Even if he was hit by a bicycle, he would not be able to lie down for more than an hour. Could it be that the bicycle will always be on his body and cannot get up (the car is not crushing anyone).He was about to ask about the details of Han Xiu's collision, but was interrupted by someone.

The little cousin gloated and said, "Hahahaha Han Shay, a bicycle made you lie down for more than an hour, you are too useless!"

The elder cousin turned his head and looked at the younger cousin with distaste and said, "If you laugh again, I will move you out to bask in the sun." It is so hot outside that it will definitely dry him out.

The little cousin said indignantly: "Why do you always post me?! You didn't mention Han Xiuxiu when he was late for work, but you would post me if I smiled... Cousin, you are biased! I'm going to tell my auntie!!!"

Cousin smiled charmingly: "Heh, go and sue, little short hand. And you, Han Xiuxiu, go to work and deduct half a day's salary." After finishing speaking, Cousin yelled and left.The younger brothers have all grown up and can have their own little secrets, why should he worry so much, why not go back to the room and count his melon seeds for fun.

Knowing that his wages would be deducted, Han Xiu pursed his lips unhappily.

The little cousin was full of dissatisfaction, but he didn't dare to explode in front of his cousin. He could only watch his figure disappear before his eyes, and then he jumped from the table to Han Xiu with the flower pot together. , Complained: "What's wrong with my short hands, if you have the ability to compare flowers with me, it's too embarrassing for a single flower every day, don't you think so!"

no!Cousin will not compare reproductive organs with you!Besides, what’s the use of more flowers, you have the ability to compare with your cousin ←_←

When Han Xiu lowered his head, he realized that there was something wrong with his little cousin's appearance...

How should I put it, the little cousin's flower pot is still the original plastic flower pot, but the little cousin in the plastic flower pot is not the original little cousin...

Han Xiu pointed to his little cousin and asked in surprise, "You...how did you become like this?!"

The little cousin said angrily: "My cousin didn't do it! He said I affected his appetite!!"

Han Xiu said helplessly, "What are you doing again?"

The little cousin was wronged: "I didn't do anything!"

Han Xiu didn't believe it: "Then why did my cousin make a mosaic for you?" That's right, my little cousin looks like a mosaic now...

The little cousin said triumphantly: "Hahahaha, I can transform!"

Han Xiu understood, it must be because the human form is too ugly.

After laughing, the little cousin said sadly: "Although I can transform into a shape, but I don't master it very well. When I change back, the flower will not change back!"

Han Xiu asked with difficulty: "...how many flowers have you bloomed?" A good man shouldn't always talk about a man's reproductive organs, let alone other men's!

Little cousin: "The twelve flowers are all in bloom!"

"..." Han Xiu nodded, and silently praised his cousin in his heart, "It really has to be a mosaic." If you don't, the little cousin will be full of cocks, and you won't be able to appear in this chapter.

After thinking about it, Han Xiu said with doubts on his face, "But hasn't your flowering period passed long ago?" My little cousin's flowering period is from March to June, and it's almost August now, and he hasn't even bloomed yet. Cousin opened again.

The little cousin was also at a loss, "I don't know why I still bloom...hahahaha, but my cousin said that I bloomed for the second time this year, and my luck must be very good!"

It's deceiving at first glance, you are not a peach blossom... But Han Xiu did not puncture the dream of the little cousin, but instead blessed: "Well, congratulations."

The little cousin said shyly: "Hahahaha, we are happy together, I will definitely leave you a peach blossom when the time comes!"

Han Xiu immediately refused: "You should keep it for yourself." Be careful not to become lucky!Han Xiu just wanted to play this sentence, but he didn't expect it to become true later...

After a while, Han Xiu couldn't help showing off to his little cousin: "Well, I want a new flower pot."

"What?!" The little cousin jumped up in surprise, and then said angrily, "Little slut, tell me! Did you pester my cousin to buy you a new one! Hmph, I just knew you two Cheating behind my back... no, even you don't love me anymore, I'm going to tell my second aunt!!!"

"...No!" Han Xiu's head was full of black lines, "You watch less TV dramas, maybe my cousin will change the flower pot for you." If the little cousin does not change the habit of jumping around when there is nothing to do, the cousin will definitely Will always give him a plastic flower pot.

The little cousin asked loudly: "Who bought that for you? Could it be... you stole someone outside behind my cousin's back!"

Han Xiu said directly: "It was the person who hit me with a bicycle this morning, and he insisted on paying me."

The little cousin suddenly jumped up and hit Han Xiu's knee. Han Xiu suffered from pain, and quickly lay down on the ground with weak legs. The little cousin hurriedly put flowers and pots on Han Xiu's stomach.

"What do you want?!"

The little cousin said shamelessly: "Hand over the new flower pot, or it won't get up!"

Han Xiu gritted his teeth and said: "No way!" He finally hoped for a new flowerpot, and he would not let anyone else, at worst, he was lying on the floor and couldn't get up!

Without further ado, the little cousin jumped up and down on Han Xiu's stomach, "Give me a new flower pot! I want a new flower pot! Give me a new flower pot! I want a new flower pot..."

Han Xiu became softer and softer, and he said weakly: "Only the old flower pot...Do you want love!"

The little cousin thought about it, and then reluctantly said: "Okay, the old one is the old one." It's better than the plastic one.

After getting a flower pot, the little cousin left Han Xiu's stomach in satisfaction, leaving Han Xiu alone on the floor to reflect: It's a moment of pleasure to lie on the floor at any time!

The author has something to say:

Rousi wants to write this book as a long story, the first one is about Han Shuai, the second one is tentatively about his cousin, and the third one is about his little cousin...but they haven't decided on their names yet 233

Well, my cousin is Sunflower, and my little cousin is Daisy. The poor named Rousi begged the little angels to help me think of a name! ! ! (┬＿┬)