Xing Dao Zhe I Dao Shu

Retreating for the first time in three years

I cried and said with a mournful face: Beauty, I see that you are well-educated and reasonable, and you also know that I never promised the old man to be his apprentice, so please let me go, I am timid and really not suitable for this job.

Unexpectedly, the female ghost nodded, just when I was secretly happy, the female ghost said softly: "Okay, then I will come to scare you every night from now on!"I sit across from you when you eat, stand in front of you when you poop, and sleep next to you when you sleep at night!I will scare you into dementia!

You said, who can stand a female ghost dangling in front of your eyes every day in life!

As a result, I was suppressed by Weiser of the female ghost, so I had to listen to her and learn Taoism. The next morning, before dawn, after four o'clock, I was kissing a beautiful woman in my dream. There is something next to the bed, I opened the corner of my eyes a little, I'm a fucking bastard! ! !A shameless face stared at me with wide eyes, and said in that strange voice that could scare shit out of urine: Li Jiacheng, get up!Don't get up, I'll sleep with you!

I just came to the shit and said: oh shit, what are you `` you`` trying to do?You'll be terrified if you're still asleep! !As a result, I can't sleep! !

You said in this situation, what can I do, I just added three and five and divided two, got dressed, didn't wash my face, and was scared out of the door!While walking, he said: Female ghost, can I play this in the future, I will be scared to death!The brain will scare the question!

At this time, the female ghost changed back to the original, and I went on to say: Those who don't know think she is a big beauty, but those who know, will definitely be scared to death!

At this time, the female ghost said strictly: "Young man, you are so timid!"all right!Starting today, get up at four o'clock in the morning every day, and then run five kilometers with the lead weight I made for you!In the future, don’t be called a female ghost all the time. I am the eldest daughter of the general who protects the country of the Sima family in the Jin Dynasty!named cloud

I thought to myself that the Jin Dynasty has been more than 2000 years old!I asked curiously: Then how did you go with the old man?

Sima Yun said that before she saw the old man, she was a ghost with 2000 years of mana. He once slaughtered people in a village for revenge, and finally met Taoist Ximen. He used Taoism to influence Sima Yun and let her abandon the evil Right, in the end, he has been the ghost attendant of the old man Ximen!

After listening to Sima Yun, I suddenly felt that old man Ximen is quite great!Made me want to be a part of saving the planet, too.

The next five kilometers and 100 catties of lead on my body, I trained for more than half a year, during which Sima Yun got some strange medicinal materials from somewhere every day, and asked me to eat a lot of them every day. Almost forgot what meat tastes like!I asked Sima Yun if I could stop eating these things, and she said that I could stop eating them, but within ten days, I would die of exhaustion, so I can only drink a big bowl every day!In the middle, my lead weight increased from 100 catties to 200 catties!The body is getting stronger day by day!People are also much more energetic, not like the unlucky guy before!

In this way, I endured inhuman training during the day, and fought with Sima Yunlai at night. I was always beaten half to death, with injuries all over my body, and then I was given that messy medicine. The strange thing is that my injuries It will heal in an hour or two!This is a strange thing, but I didn't ask too much, I was afraid that Sima Yun would scare me again.

And every day from 6:7 to 9:[-], I would go to a stone slab in the back mountain to meditate, and talk about what absorbs the true energy between heaven and earth!With true qi, you can practice Taoist internal strength. I don’t know if it’s true! !Then draw the spell before [-] o'clock!But never let me go to Qianshan Taoist Temple!

Time flies too, I have been here for three years, I am already 20 years old, I have never been down the mountain, it is not because I don’t want to go down, but Sima Yun won’t let me go down, if I do, she comes to scare me every night! !I was afraid of being scared, so I didn't dare to sneak down the mountain, and I always obeyed her!

One day, I was practicing my new Taijiquan in the courtyard, and there was a girl in casual clothes outside the door. She was in her 20s, but she was not as good-looking as Sima Yun. Si Yun is a classic beauty. not coming!But I haven't seen a living person for three years, I immediately strode over and said: Beauty, what are you doing here?

This girl turned around and I recognized who she was right away. It was Xiaoyu. When I was in elementary school, I drank Coke and accidentally touched his chest!I kept staring at his chest and said: You````You````are Xiaoyu, right?I am Li Jiacheng, do you remember?

She quickly covered her chest, and said embarrassedly: I saw you as soon as I got here, your personality and appearance haven't changed at all! (This is implying that I am still as lustful as I was when I was a child)

Then, I invited her to sit down on the stone table in the courtyard, and I asked happily: "Why are you here?"You don't come to see me, do you?

She said with some embarrassment: I hate ``` wanting to be beautiful! !I didn't come to see you, what's so interesting about you!

She became serious again and said: I am here to ask divination, because these days I always feel that someone is peeping at me!Oh, right! !I didn't ask you, what are you doing here?Why are you wearing white clothes?Do it like a priest! !After speaking, I covered my mouth and laughed for a long time! ! !I thought to myself, is this white dress so ugly?

At this time, I took a serious look at Xiaoyu's eyebrows, and I could vaguely see a mass of black air, and from the moment she came in, I felt a cool breeze following her!I made up my mind and said: I am not in good health, so my family sent me here to practice. You saw it when you came, I am practicing Tai Chi!Isn't it handsome `````! ! !

Because I can't tell her directly that I have become a Daoist official, it would be very embarrassing, otherwise I will be used as a joke when I attend a class reunion!

At this time, Xiaoyu smiled and said: Well, it is indeed a bit handsome!Still very fairy ah ```! !

I smiled too, and went into the room to get a pot of tea and a yellow paper full of sigils!While pouring tea for Xiaoyu, he said: "Xiaoyu, I haven't seen you for so many years, and I have nothing to give you. I have a piece of talisman paper here. This is a good thing!"Remember, you have to take it with you every day, and don't take it off in any other situation except taking it off in the shower!Must remember!

Just then, a man came outside, full of youthful beans!There is a golden dog chain with thick toes on the neck. Nima is a nasty dog. I looked at Xiaoyu suspiciously and asked: Who is he?This looks really camel!

Xiaoyu said softly to me: He really hates him. When I go there, he will go there. He will say he is my boyfriend when he sees people, because he has some power in his family, and he is idle all day. It just so happens that my dad works in his dad's company. Go to work, just pester me like this!

I mean, Xiaoyu is so beautiful, how could she have such a hunchback boyfriend? If she wants a boyfriend, she has to be tall, rich and handsome like me!right?

I said at this time: Uncle, stop!This is not the place for you, please go back to your accomplices!

Where there is mud, there to play!

When this guy heard what I said, he said anxiously: Who are you, who are you~!No matter big or small, I don't ask who my brother is, but I am the most handsome in Zhongshan, a pear blossom crushing a begonia, Pan An who is loved by everyone!Brother is just a legend, if you have the guts to go to Zhongshan Town with brother, it’s a small sample, brother will let you come back sideways!

Oh, I'm going, this bastard, this disgusting!I almost kicked shit at him with an ear of melon seeds!In the end, I was stopped by Xiaoyu. There was no way, Xiaoyu was afraid that his father would lose his job, so he had to leave. Before leaving, I added my mobile phone number and WeChat ID!I also told her to call me if there is anything wrong, and leave a message on WeChat if the call fails.

Just like that, Xiaoyu was dragged away by that bastard, and I went to practice Tai Chi again``````

A few days later in the morning, I had just finished my run, took a shower, and was about to meditate. At this time, "Boy, answer the phone````boy, answer the phone```````" the phone rang, and I Picking up the phone, it was Xiaoyu: Hey, Xiaoyu, what's the matter?

Xiaoyu on the phone was crying with fear, and said tremblingly: Add````multiply`````, last night ````I saw a girl who looks the same as me, she keeps calling me sister ~!I was so scared, she said to come and play with me tonight~! !Come on, come and help me find a way! !

I said comfortingly: Don't be afraid, don't be afraid~! !What about the talisman I gave you?Didn't I ask you to bring it with you?

At this moment, Sima Yun came, saw that I was anxious and asked: What's the matter?Little plum?

I ignored her, and she didn't say anything, and went straight into the house.

I was listening carefully to Xiaoyu saying: The talisman you gave me was taken by that second force, Pan An!Said he was a liberal, advocating science, he was burned!

When I heard this, I really wanted to change to that bastard in seconds, give him a set of my family's Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms, and beat that bastard into paralysis! "It's so irritating, it's so irritating," I said excitedly

Then, I went on to say: Don't be afraid, I'm here to protect you~!

After finishing speaking, he was about to pack up his things and go down the mountain. At this time, Sima Yun said, "Are you really going down the mountain?"Are you not afraid that I will scare you?

Only then did I come back to my senses, looked at Sima Yun, and said, "A cultivator should kill all demons and ghosts for Tian Xingdao. I went down the mountain because my classmate Xiaoyu was entangled by ghosts. I came to sit with us a few days ago." Next, I can already see the dirt while drinking tea!I gave her the talisman, but she confiscated it. In the end, the dirty thing came again last night and said that he wanted to play with her tonight!It may also be to kill my classmate!I have to go and see~!

At this time Sima Yun walked around me and said: "That's right, I can see the yin energy now, that's right, I haven't practiced in vain for more than three years, this is also a chance to experiment, I will let you go down the mountain alone."If there is danger, you must say my name silently in your heart, and I can come to you!

Hearing what Sima Yun said, I was so happy that I was finally able to go down the mountain!

In this way, I took some talisman paper, cow tears, and a broken sword```` and came to the door of Xiaoyu's house in Zhongshan Town after a while!I called her and she came downstairs soon!When he saw me, he hugged me and said, "Add multiplier, I'm afraid!"

I slowly pushed him away and said: Don't be afraid, am I here?

In this way, I went to the house that Xiaoyu rented near the place where I worked. As soon as I opened the door, I felt a gust of wind, but it was daytime, so the ghosts had no effect on us.At the same time, there was a warm current from the waistband of my trousers, which was caused by the yang energy from my broken sword!As for me, I walked around the house twice, and the place where I can feel the strong Yin Qi is the bedroom, and there is no strange east wind in the bedroom, except for a small wooden box on the dressing table by the bed that made me hesitate a bit!I picked up the wooden box and suddenly felt that the wooden box was as cold as ice.I accidentally dropped it, and then Xiaoyu asked me: What's wrong, is there something wrong with this box?

I turned around and said with a smile: It's okay, take a look.

Then I said, "Where did you get this box?"It seems to be something from the Qing Dynasty!

Xiaoyu said curiously: "Qing Dynasty, isn't it? The second force, Pan An, bought it on the black market. He said the box was beautiful, and there were combs for women in it, which happened to be given to me."

We came to the living room and sat on the sofa, and I asked again: How long has it been since I gave it to you?

Xiaoyu sat down and replied: It has been more than a year!What's wrong?Is there something wrong with that box?

I nodded seriously and said: Listen to me now, it’s getting dark, you and I will go to the hotel to get a room, oh``No, it’s you who go to the hotel to get a room, and I’ll be at your home!Remember, don't go home!

Xiaoyu asked me: I'm afraid, will you be in danger?

I comforted her and stroked her head and said: Don't worry, you just need to remember what I said!Anything else, I'll do it!

After dinner, I sent Xiaoyu to open a room. After comforting her to rest, I packed up and came to the rented room. When I was about to go upstairs, it was a bit strange, but I didn’t care, and went straight up. Xiaoyu lived on the fifth floor , I went up for two or three minutes, and when I saw the building, I felt that it was still on the second floor, because I have seen the small advertisements here several times, such as old Chinese medicine doctors who specialize in sexually transmitted diseases, wholesale Indian oil, and □□ !What impresses me the most is that I don’t know it’s that bastard who pulled a camel’s shit, and it’s still very fresh````

It stands to reason that with my footwork, three steps in one step, three to five minutes, I have already reached the fifth floor, why is it on the second floor!Could this be the ghost hitting the wall recorded in <<Taoist Encyclopedia>>?

Thinking of this, my chrysanthemum tightened, sir, I did this trick the first time I went down the mountain!The heart said that now is not the time to panic, but to keep a clear mind!My brain is like that 64-bit computer, calculating quickly to see how to break this ghost wall.

When a ghost hits the wall, it means that you lose your sense of direction, that is to say, you get lost.The correction function of your eyes and brain is gone, or the correction signal to you is false and chaotic. You feel that you are walking in a straight line, but you are actually walking according to your instinct, and you must walk in a circle when you walk out.

This kind of situation means being lost and not clear, it is best to use a lucid talisman, I have this, and I draw more than a dozen pictures every day!I took three sober talisman papers from my backpack, bit the tip of my right index finger, filled with Yang Yuan's blood, dripped a drop on each talisman paper!At this time, the talisman paper was activated, I threw the three talisman papers into the air, and said in my mouth: Break!

At this time, there was a burst of refreshment, and the whole world became sober and comfortable. At this time, I thought to myself, Nima, you are a monster, and I will not break your soul when I come up!Without ghost hitting the wall, I reached the fifth floor in 2 minutes. I opened the door, and a spooky breath came from the house!At this time, I used cow's tears to paint my eyes, and soon I saw a burst of thick black gas flowing out of the bedroom.At this time, I brought the Yang Talisman and Broken Sword from the bag, because the Broken Sword itself is made of pure Yang objects, but there is no front half of the sword body.

Holding the broken sword, I walked slowly to the bedroom door. When I was about to open the door, a strange, cold female voice said from my right shoulder: Young master, are you looking for me?

I lay down a fuck at that time! !Can you imagine the fear at that time?When you are alone in a house with no lights on, no fingers, no sound, no movement, and you are imagining a scary picture in your heart, suddenly you ask a strange question from behind!what would you do!

At this time, I didn't have time to think about it, so I ran out, but it was too late````My legs are numb!I can't even move~!Nima, this time I really lost face~!Just trying to get away, at this time, this bastard finally showed up, oh, damn, what the hell is this, the whole half of the face is gone, only the blood is bloody and there are many insects crawling around, this female ghost, It crawled on me one after another on the ground, damn, and made weird creaking noises!

I took the Yang Talisman from my backpack while this old guy was scaring me, I bit my right index finger, dripped two drops```Hey, I hit that guy, there was a muffled sound, The ghost was hit right on the head, and disappeared with a groan. In the season of slack, I ran out!When the hand was about to touch the door, there was a strong Yin Qi behind it!I can't control so much, I just want to go out~!Just as I was about to pull the door out, this powerful yin energy entered my body, and I kept shivering!Some people will ask me why I am not called Sima Yun. I can only say that face is important, otherwise I will not be allowed to go down the mountain in the future!At this moment, the terrifying ghost voice said: Young Master, you beat him so painfully````Hey```Haha``` Young Master, don’t go, let’s play again! !

Fuck```I went there and got hit by my Yang Talisman, but nothing happened! !Fortunately, I ran out, but I felt cold all over my body, as if I was running naked on the ice with no clothes on, but I couldn't stop, I ran desperately, ran to the hotel where Xiaoyu was sleeping, opened the door and said: That thing son too powerful ```````

I didn't take a single step!Dizzy ```````! ! !