Michiko

What are the consequences of going home with a Harmony mark?Xie Xuanyang didn't know it before.

The moment he stepped into the house, a long gun full of evil spirits flew past his cheek with a bang, and with a flash of light, Xie Xuanyang's rosy white face was pierced with a slender line. Thin blood seeped out of the opening.

The melancholy expression on Mr. Xie's face froze immediately.He was still immersed in the grief of parting from his Taoist partner, even if he rolled around on the breakup bed last night, it could not make up for the grief in his heart.

But now he was more frightened than sad.

Young Master Xie leaned back, and quietly withdrew his right foot that stepped into the house.

"You, want, go, where, ah, my, dear, dear, brother, brother, yo." A faint voice floated out, and a hand as white as jade pressed heavily on his shoulder.

Young Master Xie turned his head and saw a strange face.The right side of this face is handsome, and the similarities with Xie Xuanyang can be seen in the contours of the eyebrows and eyes, but the other half is swollen into a pig's head, and there is a fist-sized bruise on the eye socket, which is the same as Xie Xuanyang. Zhe's phoenix eyes were also almost invisible under the swollen eye sockets.

"Brother, brother?" Xie Xuanyang asked hesitantly, "You are..."

"What's wrong with me?" Elder Xie grinned, revealing his bright white teeth. It was a sinister smile.Suddenly a string of tears rolled down, he said, "Dear brother..."

He swallowed twice, "I was beaten by my father... um... with my own hands..."

He couldn't help but burst into tears, "You don't know how hard he is, my young master's handsome face! He is not afraid that his son will lose his appearance, so he just hit him with his fists. He also used a long...gun... pole to smack my ass, just slap me, and hang me on the wall to show the public after the slap! Is this my father?! Is this my father?! Ugh!"

Xie's elder brother was crying so hard that he was about to roll on the floor.

Xie Xuanyang didn't know whether to comfort him or not.At this moment, a man in red and silver armor rushed out of the back room like a whirlwind, with a fierce and ferocious anger on his face.He grabbed Brother Xie by the collar with one hand, and shouted, "I'm still wrong to beat you?!! If it weren't for you, your brother would have gone to the big world for so long without coming home?"

Brother Xie burst into tears and cried even harder, "Wow! What did I do wrong? I didn't let my brother go!"

The man roared, "Are you still reasonable?! Didn't you happily dangle in front of Xuanyang with the mission of that world, he would know?!! He has a chance to run over?!"

Brother Xie said, "My brother wants a man, can I stop him? If he disturbs his relationship, he will be kicked by a donkey!"

The man said angrily, "But he is not yet an adult!!!!"

A native of the Upper Realm reached adulthood at the age of 500, and now Xie Xuanyang is [-] years old, which is still [-] years away.

After the man grabbed Brother Xie and roared, he turned his head and glared at Xie Xuanyang who was trying to retreat and escape. He saw the ambiguous product on his neck after a night of wandering, and his eyes almost flew out immediately.

Xie Xuanyang thought something was wrong, so he turned around and was about to run, but before he ran a few steps, the man grabbed him by the collar.

"Thanks, Xuan, Yang!!!"

Young Master Xie could hear the creaking sound of the man's teeth, "Dad...Dad..."

Li Yishan was so angry that the scattered hairs on his head exploded, and the military commander Xu Xu with his hair tied trembled, as if showing his furious mood.He looked at Xie Xuanyang's imprint extending from his neck to his clothes, and as someone who had experienced it, it was not difficult for him to deduce how fierce the battle was.His face was so dark that he turned blue, "My good guy, you have grown up, so you won't go home, and you are still underage and fooling around with wild men?"

Xie Xuanyang retorted, "Qing Xiao is not a wild man, he is my Taoist companion."

After saying this, Li Yishan's face turned darker, "That's why his name is Qingxiao."

His thoughts turned quickly, and he suddenly turned up the name from his memory, turned his head and roared angrily into the room, "Thank you! Ning! Stay away!!! Look at the good disciples you have taught!!! You still attack minors! !"

"I didn't teach him." A white figure floated out of the room, with a fairy-like demeanor, black hair tied neatly in a crown, and only a small strand of black hair hanging down the side of the face from the forehead.He has a pair of extremely beautiful phoenix eyes, with a sharp light in them, making people think of swords involuntarily.

This man is the famous Zixu Immortal Lord, but no matter how powerful an Immortal Lord is, he has to be cowardly in front of the furious Taoist companion.This is related to the question of who is responsible for the son's bad learning. If the responsibility is shared and he can't get into the bed of the Taoist couple for a year, the Taoist couple might just run back to the underworld in anger and separate.

Xianjun said that being unable to sleep and being separated in two places is not the life of an immortal, and he cannot bear this mistake.

So he simply launched his eldest daughter-in-law.He said, "It's his apprentice."

Brother Xie's Taoist couple was pushed out with a confused face. He looked around and saw his father-in-law looking at him with an expression of "I'll kill you".He was stuck for a long time in a daze, "I...I..."

What can he say?

Qing Xiao was indeed his only apprentice back then, and this apprentice was guided by Brother Xie, who was the teacher's wife, when he entered the Tao.So the apprentice raised by the husband and wife washed and ate the beautiful and beautiful underage brother-in-law, who is to blame?

Be a teacher for one day and be a father for life, and the son does not teach the fault of the father.Sister Xie could only lie flat and was beaten.

But is the father-in-law's fist acceptable? Although Mrs. Xie has a very powerful identity that is beneficial to all sentient beings, it does not mean that he is omnipotent! He can't die, but he can only rank second to last in the upper realm in terms of martial arts. Can this be compared with his father-in-law Li Yishan who is tied for second with Immortal Zixu?Can it be compared?

He can't die, but it will be very painful!

At the moment when her father-in-law grabbed her and beat her violently, Mrs. Xie felt that she might be the hardest incarnation of law in history, bar none.

Seeing the distinguished Mrs. Xie being beaten up and lying on the ground like a dead pig, Young Master Xie panicked.

He thought to himself: It's over, Dad was really furious this time, even the law-incarnate sister-in-law who dared not beat the immortal emperor was beaten into a pig's head.

Seeing the furious father walking towards him step by step, Xianjun's father stood by and watched, Young Master Xie felt the need to save himself.

He took a deep breath, pursed his lips, his brows drooped at a speed visible to the naked eye, phosphorescence gleamed in his beautiful eyes like autumn water, and the melancholy and distressed appearance of being forced to be separated from his beloved immediately disappeared. emerged.

He looked up at the sky at 45 degrees, his face was slightly sideways, his eyes were also slightly red, and he looked so cute.

Li Yishan's heart trembled when he saw it, but it was only a tremor.This kind of beauty passed down from Immortal Zixu cannot shake him, unless the Immortal makes such an expression himself.

Of course, Li's father also knew that this was a delusion, and Immortal Zixu is just a dead-faced paralyzed person who doesn't understand the style.

The only one in the family who knows what Jie Fengfeng is, is the eldest son of the Daoist family, but this one is still a pervert who knows everything, just thinking about it, even the color of everyone's underwear is clear.

Xie Xuanyang sighed softly, and said, "Father, hit me, it's all my fault."

Can Daddy Li fight this time?Although he won't be tempted by beauty, but seeing his own son wants Xizi's heart, he can only soften his heart.His outstretched fist loosened into a palm, helplessly rubbed his youngest son's head, and said, "Yaoer, tell me the truth, is that wild man seducing you?"

Brother Xie interjected, "Come on, Dad, you don't know, Yao'er's room is full of that boy Qing Xiao's things, this kid has been collecting since childhood, and he can't wait to collect all Qing Xiao's hair as a confession."

Embarrassed now, Father Li turned his head and sprayed, "Shut your mouth and ask your brother, what are you talking about?"

Brother Xie curled his lips, and muttered, "That's what it is... Yao'er was obsessed with his brother Qingxiao's beauty when he was young, so he went down to seduce him whenever he got a chance."

Daddy Li said, "Bah! You're talking nonsense! Yao'er is so good-looking and still seductive?"

Brother Xie said, "That's why Qing Xiao couldn't help having sex with him because of the provocation. Dad, are you stupid? Father is as good-looking as Yao'er. If he comes to seduce you, can you bear it?"

Daddy Li didn't want to talk to the eldest son and threw a dog at him.

Brother Xie said that he would not pick up this dog, and continued, "Besides, those who cultivate father's sword intent must be cold-tempered. How could Qing Xiao seduce Qing Xiao?"

As he spoke, he gloated and laughed, "Frigidity~"

Daddy Li smiled indifferently, and said, "You have also cultivated as a man, so there is nothing to laugh at if you are frigid. You still can't get out of bed now."

Brother Xie said: "It sounds like you can do it, Dad."

Li Yishan raised his fist, and brother Xie immediately closed his mouth that needed to be beaten.

Li Yishan turned his head and continued talking to his younger son Xuanyang, "Yaoer, did he seduce you?"

Xie Xuanyang shook his head.Li Yishan looked at his increasingly melancholy and sad little eyes, and asked again, "Then why are you sad?"

Just as Xie Xuanyang wanted to tell about his grief of being forced to separate from Qing Xiao, his father interrupted unscrupulously, "Probably because he was bullied."

When Li Yishan heard it, he was furious, "What?!! How dare that rubbish Qingxiao bully my son?!!"

"No, no, he didn't!" Xie Xuanyang hurriedly explained, "I, he..."

Immortal Zixu glanced at the imprint on Xie Xuanyang's neck and interrupted, "He won't recognize it after eating it."

Xie Xuanyang said, "No! He..."

"I want to break his dog legs!!" Li Yishan became even more angry, and interrupted, "Xuanyang, you are not allowed to speak good words to him!"

As he spoke, he sealed Xie Xuanyang's mouth with a tactic.

Young master Xie couldn't speak, he could only watch his father fan the flames, while Li's father was so angry that he ran out and brought up the spear he had thrown out just now, wishing he could stab Qing Xiao right now.

At this moment, a letter sent by a crane flew over in time to suppress Li Yishan's anger towards Qing Xiao, but at the same time transferred that anger to Xie Xuanyang himself.

Li Yishan's hand holding the letter kept shaking, the veins on the back of his hand swelled up, and soon the blood vessels on his forehead also began to throb wildly.

One day in the sky, one year on the ground.After six days, the three-meter-long complaint letter detailing Hua Wenyu and Xie Xuanyang's troubles in the lower world was finally written by Tang Wulu, the director of the Department of Crossing Realms, and sent to the two parents. .

Xie Xuanyang didn't know what happened to the family of Hua Wenyu, who was arrested by Gong Lingze and sent to the Dragon Clan for confinement since he came back. He didn't even go home.But he knew that his own father was furious, and the beating he managed to escape finally came.

Xie Xuanyang has been wearing the skin of a good boy since he was a child. At the age when his elder brother Jiewa was taken off his pants and beaten violently, he has never been caught by his father, nor has he been scolded or spanked. .Li Yishan was once relieved to think that their family had a good and well-behaved child, who didn't fight like Li's father and Xie's father when they were young, and didn't wander the sky like Xie's brother.

However, just today, Li's father knew that there was no such thing as a good boy in their family's lineage.A bear is still a bear, but Xuan Yang, a beautiful bear, can pretend.

Xie Xuanyang could not escape being beaten, nor could he escape the fate of being locked up after that beating.

He was imprisoned in Xie's father's sword-making room, and he could only squat in the sword spirit pool and close his eyes to enlighten the Tao every day, until the day Qingxiao flew up and was taken out.

However, he still failed to see Qing Xiao on this side.The moment Daoist Qingxiao ascended to the upper realm and landed, he was grabbed by Daddy Li and Father Xie who were holding weapons and beat him into the Tianting Medical Center.

It is said that the moment before Lord Dao fell into a coma, he still grabbed the sleeve of Immortal Zixu and begged to marry Lord Xuanyang.

At that time, Daddy Li's angry roar resounded through the sky, "Dream! Heartbreaker!"

The author has something to say: Qing Xiao: This is the first time I heard that I have reached adulthood at the age of [-]

Daddy Li: Starting in three years, the maximum death penalty

Father Xie: Everything the Taoist couple says is right

Brother Xie: Hey, my brother was finally spanked too

Sister Xie: I am not a pervert, I just know everything...