I am a professional rainbow fart [e-sports]

Hua Si stayed at the base. Brother Hu originally hoped that he would stay for a few more days, preferably permanently, but soon he regretted it.

During the training time, Hua Si was naive with one hand and dared with the other. He swiped the chair to peek at the screens of the players, and was finally dragged out by the unbearable Brother Hu, who took the chair with him.The next day, Hua Si saw an additional notice on the door——During training time, Hua Si and the dog are not allowed to enter.

Hua Si protested: "You are discriminatory!"

Brother Hu was very arrogant: "Then you go to the Dog Love Association and the Four Flower Love Association to sue me."

Hua Si was puzzled: "What about the Hua Si Association?"

Brother Hu pointed at Feng Shen: "Here, honorary president and life member."

Hua Si looked at him with a smile: "What about you?"

Brother Hu shrugged: "I'm the poor ordinary member who was forced to join because I wanted to give face to the president."

Hua Si patted him on the shoulder: "I wish you an early escape from the sea of ​​suffering."

Brother Hu smiled, and closed the door of the training room mercilessly.

When he is not training, he will pull Hua Si and Feng Chen to cooperate in training. Basically, he will give a task every day, such as how many heads Hua Si needs to make up for brother A in a day, and then throw the two of them into the ranking game. Gotta go live.

Hua Si couldn't help wondering how many hours Feng Shen owed for the live broadcast.

After staying for a few days, Brother Hu finally approached him tactfully and asked him how his life was and whether he was used to it.

Hua Si grinned: "Recently, life is quite nourishing. It makes me feel a lot younger. Hey, especially taking a shower with a bunch of boys, how..."

He Linlin coughed violently: "Teacher Hua Si, don't talk nonsense! None of us have taken a bath with you!"

Gu Yi glanced at him: "You don't have it, it doesn't mean others don't."

Feng Chen raised his eyes: "Me neither."

Hua Si gave him a reproachful look: "They already know, why would you lie to them?"

Brother Hu: "...I want to reconsider the matter of inviting you to stay at our base now. I am worried that you are teaching our children here."

Hua Si put on a serious face: "What are you talking about, it's obvious that your little friend always wants to do bad things to me."

Brother Hu jumped up in anger: "I believe you, you bastard! You old bastard!"

Hua Si was giggling and out of shape, hiding behind Feng Chen to avoid Brother Hu's beating, and then suddenly poked his head out: "But to be honest, I've been watching Brother A's live broadcast recently, and I really have the illusion of staring at him doing his homework before." .”

Brother Hu looked skeptical: "Have you ever watched him do his homework? No way, what good things can you do with someone?"

Hua Si looked upright: "Why don't I teach people to do good deeds! If you don't believe me, ask Feng Chen, his mother almost wanted to give me a pennant back then!"

Feng Chenchen stared at Hua Si unkindly, and denied it categorically: "No."

Hua Si's eyes widened, with an expression of disbelief: "You have learned badly, and you can still lie. You call your mother now, and I will ask her in person! She must still remember me!"

The surrounding team members pretended to be doing something and eavesdropped, Feng Chen glanced at them, and immediately found excuses to look away.

Feng Chen said: "It's time to eat in a while, don't make trouble."

Hua Si couldn't help laughing.When LAP started youth training, most of the students were minors, so a period of time was specially arranged to do homework for them, also to reassure parents.However, most of the students who would consider becoming e-sports players don't know how to do homework honestly. Hua Si originally thought that Feng Shen was different from them, but he didn't expect that he was also a thorn in the side who refused to do homework honestly.

Hua Si raised his eyebrows: "Do you still remember how many excuses you made to avoid doing your homework?"

Feng Shen was a little impatient: "No."

Hua Si imitated his tone: "I can't write in crowded places, I will go back to write at night."

"I accidentally fell asleep yesterday, and I will definitely write today."

"The teacher said there is no need to write here."

Feng Chen couldn't help covering his mouth, and Hua Si desperately shook his head looking for a chance to speak: "Your mother called to thank you after you came home! She asked me by name! She cried with me while calling! She said that since you graduated from primary school I have never seen your homework book again. You said that you would send me a pennant and said that our place is an excellent education base! You were clearly on the side at the time, but you still grabbed the phone and told me to ignore her! You just didn’t like her when you were young. Do your homework!"

Feng Chen became anxious: "You didn't have..."

"When I was young, everyone loved flowers, and the teacher let me sit on the edge of the podium because he loved me so much." Hua Si was not ashamed but proud, "Although I did a lot of bad things when I was young, it doesn't matter, because I'm shameless."

Brother Hu hurried up to persuade the fight: "Forget it, forget it, how can you win him?"

He Linlin poked his head curiously: "Does Teacher Hua Si really have no weaknesses?"

Brother Hu shook his head regretfully: "Haven't you heard that old saying? Shameless people are invincible."

Hua Si chuckled: "That's ridiculous."

Feng Chen bent down and said in a low voice that only the two of them could hear: "It seems to be quite thin when you put it on."

Hua Si's expression changed drastically, and he kicked off the chair and quickly slid away to distance himself from Feng Chen. He quickly covered his ears with both hands, and huddled against the wall as if he was facing a formidable enemy.

Brother Hu looked at a loss: "What's wrong? What kind of new way for you two to fight?"

Feng Chen smiled in a good mood, returned to his seat, and did not answer Brother Hu.Brother Hu could only look at Hua Si for help, and Hua Si covered his ears with a sad face: "Don't ask, asking is bullying within the team."

Hao Kaixin exaggeratedly said "Oh—" and opened his hands as if to give Hua Si a hug as a comfort. Gu Yi grabbed him, and He Linlin persuaded him: "If you hug him like this, you might have to face him for real." Bullying within the team."

Hua Si comforted them: "It's okay, he's stupid, I don't think he can feel it even if he's being bullied, just like us naive."

The puppy whose name was called immediately looked up at him, stuck out its tongue foolishly, put its paws on Hua Si's body and flicked its tail.Hua Si responded with a hug, happily picked it up and rubbed it: "Ah—angel Hanhan!"

Feng Shen was a bit sarcastic: "Stop playing, come and train."

Hua Si: "Wait, I'll take another breath."

In addition to the usual nonsense, Hua Si and Feng Chen's cooperation has also gradually become tacit. In the words of the audience in the live broadcast room, it has reached the level of "husband and wife work together". If Areas hits the target once, he won't take a second look, and Hua Si will definitely make up for it. Because of this, Hua Si has recently gained the title of "Professional Head Snatcher".

The barrage complained: "Actually, Ah Hua doesn't snatch everyone's head, only Brother A's head."

"I don't think it's even a robbery. Brother A left it for Ah Hua to kill... It's too spoiled! I was so angry that I couldn't help but beat up my boyfriend!"

"Brother A is helping Ahua to collect data? I see that Ahua's data is better than some outputs."

They didn't know Hua Si's plan to participate in the World Cup, and naturally they didn't think that they were specially practicing cooperation.Brother Hu said that these things are still confidential information. In order to prevent the live broadcast viewers from suspecting why the two of them always play games together, Hua Si and Feng Chen were specially asked to sit separately in the training room to prevent crosstalk.

The two finished the broadcast, Feng Chen stood up and looked at Hua Si at the other end of the training room.Hua Si elongated his voice and shouted at him in an exaggerated way: "Teacher Feng Chen——you're hungry, do you want some snacks?"

Feng Chen smiled, and led him out of the door together.

Taking Huasi to the canteen to search around, Feng Chen took a chocolate bar out of his hand and asked him, "How is it?"

"Huh?" Hua Si was a little confused, not knowing what he was asking.

Feng Shen reminded him: "You haven't answered exactly whether you want to join the World Cup."

Hua Si was stunned for a moment, then laughed: "I've been practicing with you, isn't that obvious enough? Do I need to say it again?"

Feng Chen pursed his lips: "It's necessary."

Hua Si looked at his somewhat stubborn side face, recalled his efforts to let him return to the field willingly, and felt that he should really praise him seriously, so he cleared his throat and said solemnly: "Cough, then I officially Just to let you know, I will join this year's World Cup, and I want to stand with you on the podium of the world champion."

Feng Shen: "Then if there are other assistants competing with you, what will you do?"

Hua Si: "Unless I really can't beat it, I will definitely not let it go."

Feng Chen smiled with satisfaction.

Seeing that Feng Chen was satisfied, Hua Si wanted to make things worse again, so he changed the subject and pretended to be distressed: "Overall, I am very satisfied with the arrangement of participating in the World Cup, except for a few minor shortcomings."

Feng Chen's attention was indeed attracted by him: "...what is it?"

Hua Si said seriously: "There is no money. Of course, donating to the World Children's Fund is also a good thing, but I am a poor college student, and I am still a bit greedy for bonuses."

"When I participated in the league back then, I didn't have much prize money, and I donated everything I got to the team except for the good food everyone had to eat... Sigh, thinking about it this way, although I seem to be a professional player again, I really haven't seen it. What about the bonuses?"

Hua Si originally pretended to be pitiful, but as he talked, he actually felt a little pitiful.

Feng Chen frowned: "Wait a minute."

After finishing speaking, he turned and went upstairs, Hua Si was taken aback, he wouldn't really fight for a bonus for himself, would he?Fortunately, Feng Chen came back quickly, and directly handed a bank card to Hua Si.

Hua Si looked at him blankly, Feng Chen stuffed the card into his hand: "You take my annual salary."

Hua Si hurriedly stuffed it back: "That's not okay, I'm not this kind of person! Although I may be greedy for your body and your skills, I'm definitely not greedy for your money!"

Feng Shen: "..."

Hua Si felt that what he had said seemed a little too much, and added reservedly: "It's not that greedy."

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