The proud teacher, you are welcome GL

The sun was rising, Lin Pingzhi had not come back after Bai Xun had prepared the food, and was worried that Lin Pingzhi was in some trouble, when he wanted to go out to find him, but that brat came back with a red face.

"Brat, you're finally back. If you don't come back, I'll have to go find you." Bai Xun saw Lin Pingzhi and slapped him on the back of the head unceremoniously.

Lin Pingzhi smiled silly twice, he really looked like a young man who was thinking about spring, Bai Xun didn't ask Lin Pingzhi why he went, but directly said that he came back, which proved that Bai Xun already knew, Lin Pingzhi Pingzhi smiled embarrassedly.

"Why are you smiling so wildly? Did something good happen?"

"Sister, let me tell you something. Don't be angry. I went to find Lingshan, and I took her away from Huashan. Lingshan is three months pregnant. Now I have settled her in Xuanzhen."

"Yo, you brat is not bad~ I'm going to be a father at such a young age, but I'm still single thanks to your sister."

Bai Xun secretly glanced at Dongfang Bubai who was eating elegantly, and sighed helplessly, the road to chasing his wife is far away~

"Don't you have a leader?" Lin Pingzhi looked at Bai Xun suspiciously, only to see Bai Xun helplessly smile

"Okay, let's stop talking and go eat quickly, or Dongfang won't even leave you with scum!"

As soon as Bai Xun finished speaking, he felt chills on his back. Dongfang Bubai gave Bai Xun a hard look, and lightly waved his little pink fist, as if saying: This seat is that kind of person ?Talk nonsense and be careful to be beaten!

Bai Xun was instantly bloodied by Dongfang Bubai, and hot liquid flowed from his nose. Bai Xun subconsciously covered his nose, and kept smirking at Dongfang Bubai. Dongfang Bubai dismissed it in disgust. Turning his head away, he no longer looks at Bai Xun's embarrassment there.

"Ah! Sister, what's wrong with you? Why is your nose bleeding?"

"Ah? Oh... nosebleed!!! No... nothing... I'm on fire, hehe, I'm on fire!"

Bai Xun laughed awkwardly twice and coaxed Lin Pingzhi out of nothing, seeing how embarrassing it is for a beautiful woman to see a nosebleed!Bai Xun didn't want to lose face in front of Lin Pingzhi. Fortunately, Lin Pingzhi was so innocent and easy to deceive, so he was coaxed by Bai Xun so easily. Lin Pingzhi still didn't forget to tell Bai Xun, "Eat lightly when you are angry. "

"Cough cough... what to eat and eat?"

Bai Xun awkwardly walked up to Dongfang Bubai and sat down, apparently he didn't want to bring up this topic again. Seeing Bai Xun's aggrieved and embarrassed look, Dongfang Bubai suddenly felt better, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but twitched. Molesting Bai Xun, "Fire is caused by desire. People who practice martial arts will get angry, which means that their hearts are mixed. You should practice more Buddhism to calm your mind."

"Dongfang~ I won't take you like this!" Bai Xun pouted aggrievedly, obviously he had a nosebleed because of Dongfang Bubai, and the perpetrator who caused his nosebleed even seriously preached to himself!Is there any reason?

"The leader eats a piece of meat." Lin Pingzhi respectfully picked up a piece of meat for Dongfang Bubai, because he saw that Dongfang Bubai seemed to prefer to eat this meat, so in order to please the top of the food chain, Lin Pingzhi was like a dog's leg I caught a piece of meat for Dongfang Bubai.

Dongfang Bubai glanced at Lin Pingzhi in surprise and a little playful, and couldn't help guessing why Lin Pingzhi was so courteous for no reason, but others put the meat in the bowl for you, and the chopsticks Lin Pingzhi didn't have. He has eaten it, not to mention that he likes to eat this meat, and it saves him from doing it himself. Dongfang Bubai is not polite and eats it directly.

Of course he was happy to see Dongfang Bubai eating Lin Pingzhi, which proves that there is something to please the leader!With motivation, Lin Pingzhi continued to flatter him. He did everything from pickling vegetables, massaging fans, etc., and serving Dongfang Bubai after a meal like the emperor. Maybe the emperor didn't have such treatment as Dongfang Bubai. Woolen cloth!

Bai Xun didn't care much at first, but Lin Pingzhi went too far, you said that I, Bai Xun, is your sister, you are not so filial to me, I am very jealous, okay?And who asked you to hook up with my Dongfang?That's my sister's person, can you make it!

Bai Xun got angry, and kept picking up vegetables for Dongfang Bubai, trying to compare Lin Pingzhi, and Lin Pingzhi was also angry, and the two of them compared vegetables, but in just half a minute, Dongfang Bubai's bowl There was a sharp bowl of vegetables and meat piled up in it, and Dongfang Bubai's face became more and more gloomy, but the two people who were fighting fiercely didn't notice, and they were still fighting with big eyes and small eyes.

Seeing that the dishes in the bowl were almost full, Dongfang Bubai finally couldn't bear it and burst out, "You two are mentally retarded enough!"

As soon as the domineering chopsticks fell, Dongfang Bubai glared at the two mentally retarded men viciously and went out to relax. A good meal was ruined by the two mentally retarded people. What a disappointment!Mental retardation occurs every year, especially a few years!

The two people who were stunned by Dongfang Bubai could only stare at Dongfang Bubai and leave angrily. Lin Pingzhi swallowed in fright, "Sister... sister... we... ..Did we make the leader angry?"

"Hmph! What are you talking about! If it weren't for your being courteous for nothing, I wouldn't compare with you, and the leader wouldn't be angry anymore. It's all because you hooked up with my leader for no reason. What do you think you want to do? It's wrong to be courteous for nothing. To rape is to steal!"

Under Bai Xun's staring eyes, Lin Pingzhi didn't dare to say what he wanted to refute. It would be scary enough to anger a leader. If Bai Xun also angered Lin Pingzhi, he would die, so I was forced to haha Lin Pingzhi decided that he would never provoke these two again!

The author has something to say:

Don’t ask me how Dongfang Bubai knew the word mental retardation, I can only say that it was taught by Bai Xun