big brother is always saving me

An Ruyu sneered, "In response to the call of the country, it is the same for boys and girls."

"Fart, my son has two taels of flesh, can it be the same!?" The man said angrily, and the woman beside him immediately nodded in agreement.

"Let's not talk about that for now, after you settle the bill for the apple juice."

"Stinger! Are we short of your money!" The woman screamed, and then slapped 100 yuan on the counter.

An Ruyu took it, and then found some change.

"Huh!" The woman snorted, counted the change carefully, and then put it back in the bag.

"The bill has been settled, boss, just tell me, is there any way you can let us have a son." The man continued.

An Ruyu tilted her head to look at them, shook her head for a while, and said, "Your fortunes are shallow. In this life, having a daughter is already a high-spirited family, and it is impossible to have a son."

"What do you mean!" The woman was like an angry hen, and she slapped her hands hard on the counter, "How can we earn as much money as we are now due to our shallow fortune!? Blind your dog's eyes!"

An Ruyu looked as usual, "You guys had a daughter, but it's a pity that she died young, right?"

The woman sneered.

"Except for this one who was born and died later, you have been pregnant several times. But, either you went to abort it or had a spontaneous abortion. In the past two years, you can't even get pregnant, can you?"

A thin layer of sweat broke out on the foreheads of the man and the woman at the same time.Especially women, seem a little restless.

"Okay, boss, we believe in your ability. As for the superficial or not, we don't care about the superficial or not, I will ask you, is there any way you can let us have a son." The man pulled his wife, and once again Asked.

"Yes." An Ruyu affirmed, "However, there is no such thing as a free lunch."

"How much does it cost?" The woman became vigilant all of a sudden, and so did the man, with vague distrust in his eyes.

An Ruyu showed a slight smile, stretched out a green and white jade-like hand and shook, "No money."

The woman breathed a sigh of relief, but the next moment, she became uneasy again.Many scammers say they don't want money at the beginning, but they often try to get more money.

"Extra business, I only charge two things, lifespan." An Ruyu paused, "Or luck."

"What are you doing!?" The woman screamed again, subconsciously looking at the empty cups on the table, suspecting that An Ruyu had poisoned them.

"Don't worry, the life expectancy I'm talking about doesn't mean poisoning you or stabbing you with a knife. For example, if you can live to be 80 years old, if I give you ten years of life, you can only live to be 70 years old. That's what I mean by life expectancy. ,understand?

As for luck, in a person's life, luck goes up and down.You can also decide for yourself, for example, let me take away your luck between the ages of 30 and 40.After I take it, you may be unlucky in this decade, that's all.

But you two, as I said before, your luck is shallow and your luck is not high, so I don't want it.So, I only charge life.A son, ten years of life.Think to yourself, do you want to do this business with me. "An Ruyu said slowly.

What An Ruyu said was so magical that the woman and the man gave him a hard time.

After a while, the woman looked at the man, and then the man nodded.

In fact, women and men don't believe what An Ruyu said at all in their hearts. They will take away ten years of life and believe what they say. They are not fools.

But that's fine, let's see what tricks this 'magic stick' has, anyway, they don't need to take money.

"Boss, we have done this business." The man replied.

"Okay, so who will pay the reward?"

The man immediately shouted: "I, I will come, it will only be ten years."

"No, I'll come." The woman also shouted.

An Ruyu casually nodded at the man, "It's just you, come into the inner hall with me."

Women subconsciously have to keep up.

"No, only one person." An Ruyu refused.

"Yes, what are you doing, wait for me outside!" The man unexpectedly helped An Ruyu.

An Ruyu and the man went in. Behind the coffee shop was a small kitchen and a lounge, nothing special.

"Boss, my name is Hua Youde, and I just want to discuss something with you." The man, Hua Youde, introduced himself.

"what's up?"

The man chuckled, with a calculating look on his greasy face, "Boss, I didn't take what I said outside seriously. Look, you can take this ten-year lifespan from my wife."

Although Hua Youde didn't take this matter seriously.But there is always a risk of [-] in [-], Hua Youde thinks it is better to be on the safe side.

An Ruyu turned her head to look at the other party, with a faint smile.

"can."

Just as Hua Youde was about to grin, he felt a gust of wind around him, and then his back hurt severely.

"Well, you Hua Youde, if it wasn't for my old lady who secretly followed me in, I wouldn't have known you had this idea!" The woman rushed in from the outside, scratching Hua Youde's back fiercely with her fingernails.

"You're crazy!" Hua Youde roared angrily, his back stabbing.

"Take your life! Boss, I want you to take his life!" the woman snapped.

"I want to make money to support my family, you play mahjong and cards with others all day long, and take ten years of your life, what's wrong!?"

"Okay, Hua Youde, I think you are Hua Quide! You don't even think about it, why are you here today! I, Liang Mei, have been with you for more than ten years. You are rich, and you are looking for a lady outside. Don't think I don't know. If it weren't for those women, they wouldn't be able to have children, you would have dumped me long ago!

You're not a thing, son of a bitch!Son of a bitch!The thing that came out of your father's fart/eye, it's here to plot against me, right?It's not me, it's not me who gave birth to a daughter, you can have today! ? "Liang Mei is a shrew, and she can swear fiercely as soon as she opens her mouth.

"Enough!" Hua Youde's eyes showed hostility, and he slapped Liang Mei hard on the cheek.

Liang Mei's body was knocked crooked, and she sat down on the ground.

After a while, Liang Mei burst into tears.

"Oh my mother, look at this heartless man, he wants to kill me, he wants to kill me. Hua Youde, you son of a bitch, come, kill me, if you have the ability me!"

"Don't cry!" Hua Youde shouted.

Liang Mei kept yelling "Mommy, Mommy", and she really slowly got up from the ground, but she said to An Ruyu, "Ten years of life, take it away, take it away. Five years for him, five years for me, who is less?" One year is nothing!"

"Okay, okay!" Hua Youde was also furious.

An Ruyu lowered her head and smiled softly.

"Okay, wait a moment, both of you."

An Ruyu didn't care about them, went into the lounge, took out two ordinary contracts from a cabinet, and placed them in front of Liang Mei and Hua Youde.

"Sign it."

Hua Youde was still arguing with Liang Mei, but at this moment, each of them took a copy and looked at it casually. There was no problem, so they signed it.

In fact, this contract is not important, just like you signed a contract with someone else.The man promised that as long as he paid him a sum of money, he would let you learn a special function.This is simply an invalid contract, at most, it proves that the other party is a liar.

This contract is the same, and besides, Hua Youde didn't pay anything substantive at all.Therefore, he was not afraid of An Ruyu's contract fraud at all.

After Hua Youde and Liang Mei signed the contract, An Ruyu picked and picked from the cabinet where the contract was held, and then took out a statue of Guanyin who was made out of clay.

"Avalokitesvara?" Hua Youde looked at what An Ruyu put on the table.

The Avalokitesvara statue is rough, and the most important thing is that the outside of the Avalokitesvara statue is red.I don't know if it was painted on the outside by someone the day after tomorrow, or the clay made of the Guanyin statue is very special.

The Avalokitesvara statue still has lotus flowers under its feet, but the Avalokitesvara statue's mouth is wide open, especially the lips are painted red, giving off a weird look.The Avalokitesvara statue is also holding a child in its arms. The child is not fat and cute with eyes closed, but seems to be held by the neck with one hand of the Avalokitesvara statue, with a painful expression on his face.

"This... this... what is this!?" Liang Mei stared at it carefully for a while, and got goosebumps.

"Send off Avalokitesvara, take it to worship every day. Within a month, you are guaranteed to conceive a son. But after you conceive, remember to accumulate virtue and do good deeds. In addition, this Avalokitesvara statue can come back to me, or you can dig a pit to bury it. Absolutely can not continue to worship. Otherwise, no matter what happens." An Ruyu fiddled with her fingers and said leisurely.

"Give it back to you!? We bought it, why should we pay you back!" Liang Mei said displeasedly as she stopped at the statue of Giving Child Avalokitesvara.

An Ruyu doesn't care, he has lived a long time, he has seen a lot of strange things, all kinds of people, and there are many strange things in his house.

Liang Mei and the two of them were such a mess, it really wouldn't do to make him angry.

"Whatever, the transaction is over, you two can leave."

Hua Youde frowned, and immediately said: "What if it doesn't work!?"

"Cold salad!" An Ruyu's patience with them had run out, and she stretched out her right hand in front of their eyes.

Hua Youde and Liang Mei were stunned for a moment, their eyes became a little confused.

An Ruyu was wearing a somewhat retro gown, with a blood-colored jade hanging on her waist like the ancients.At this moment, he unceremoniously tore off the jade pendant from his waist, and then stuck it on the foreheads of Hua Youde and Liang Mei.

After a while, the blood was jade red as if it was about to bleed.

"Okay, you can go."

Hua Youde and Liang Mei nodded in a daze, then walked outside without saying a word.

An Ruyu followed suit until she saw Hua Youde and Liang Mei leaving the store.After the cold wind blew outside, he regained his senses.But tonight's matter, now that I think about it, is indeed a bit evil.

Hua Youde and Liang Mei looked at each other, hugged the Guanyin statue in their arms tightly, and ran away in a hurry after knocking down an old woman as if nothing had happened.