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Zhou Su shook his eyelids. He tried to open his eyes, but felt that the muscles around his eyes were so stiff that he couldn't move.Working hard to open a thin slit, it seems that a little bit of faint light has penetrated in.The eyes were dry and astringent, and it took a lot of effort to turn them. After struggling for a long time, they stopped at the "fine cracks".

I really wanted to wake up, but it was difficult to open my eyes. Zhou Su moved his hand again, it was very heavy, and he couldn't move either. He used all his strength, and just now he felt a little movement... as if it was stuck to his pants ?

The chest is also getting heavier, as if someone moved a Mount Tai.Zhou Su swallowed hard, his chaotic brain was thinking, am I going to suffocate?I can't even move, it's too uncomfortable.

Shen Huai, who was dissatisfied after looking left and right, couldn't help but poked Zhou Shu's cheek with his hand. Take a few steps.Although uncultivated human beings are indeed a little weak, don't let him react so badly when he touches it?

When Zhou Su's expression eased, Shen Huai thought about it and decided to go out first.After all, in the world, trespassing on a house is illegal.Tian Gui, who was too excited for a while, finally realized that he had done something wrong, so he hurriedly retreated outside the apartment.

In order to deceive others, Shen Huai performed invisibility and silence techniques on himself, and then immersed himself in the Internet while waiting for Zhou Su to wake up.

The identity chip developed by Yijie not only has a stealth mode, but can also be directly projected into the sea of ​​consciousness, which greatly increases the privacy. The holder can even control it with spiritual power or soul power, which is convenient for those lazy/nerd creatures.

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[Help] I have been single for many years and finally met someone I like, what posture should I take to meet him?

Shen Gui on the 1st floor

As in the title, the poster is single, and today I was lucky enough to meet the person I was destined to meet, and I fell in love with him at first sight, and I fell in love very much.But the host and he haven't met face to face, so they can only be regarded as strangers. What can I do to make a good first impression?

The head of the single group on the 2nd floor

Occupy the building quickly, visually this post is going to be popular.

The head of the single group on the 3nd floor

Congratulations, congratulations, smile.jpg

Frost Wish on the 4th floor

Congratulations, lz is really a lucky girl, she is also a girl, but I am still single, crying

The 6th floor is not like

Sir, are you a ghost?Is it the You Clan or a ghost?I guessed from the ID, don't hit me if I guess wrong.

Shen Gui on the 7st floor

The owner is male.

Shen Gui on the 8st floor

……

Shen Gui on the 9st floor

@不like no.

10th floor aha

The ellipsis of LZ is so cute hahaha

11th floor aha

Speaking of LZ, before answering your question, we need you to provide some information. Without your basic information, we don’t know enough. How can we prescribe the right medicine? (I always feel that idioms are used strangely, but you can ignore this small detail)

12th floor→_→

When two people fall in love, one depends on their personality and three views, and the other depends on their race and family background.Obviously LZ doesn't know the former, so if you don't mind, can you tell me about your respective races?That way we can make plans.

13th floor aha

Upstairs

Audience eating melons on the 14th floor

Shen Gui on the 18st floor

I am a ghost, he is a human being.

The head of the single group on the 19nd floor

Fuck!Are you a human being? !I really want a partner like this.Envy.jpg

The 20th floor blinded my titanium alloy dog ​​eyes

God? !Shen Huai! ? (ls, is your focus only on humans? lz is a ghost!)

21th floor aha

Shen ghost? →_→

Bong Dog on the 22nd floor

Shen Huai? exm? ? ?

Shen Gui on the 39st floor

I am.How did you all guess it?

The 40th floor blinded my titanium alloy dog ​​eyes

Since your ID is Shen Gui, I can't help guessing that you are Shen Huai.And it seems that you are the only sky ghost that has been active in the past two years. Although there is very little information about you, there is still some.I have absolutely no news about other ghosts.

41th floor→_→

The latest news of a non-Shenhuai sky ghost appeared three years ago. (Male god, are you getting married...crying.jpg)

Passers-by on the 44th floor

The male god blew me out! ! !

Vest gentleman on the 45th floor

1. Seeing that he is really a male god, I was so pleasantly surprised for a moment, and I just got over it.It's really hard to see a living male god, Xinghu! ! !

Bet on a cucumber on the 46th floor

After finally seeing the male god, the male god actually has a companion! !cry//cry//cry//

50th floor aha

Before this post becomes a confession post, I will build a building for lz first. lz said that he fell in love with a human being, so lz, as a ghost, is naturally first-class in appearance and ability. Needless to say, lz's advantages are still obvious of.It mainly depends on the human being.Let's put aside his personality first, lz, do you know his age, occupation, and basic family composition?

51th floor→_→

It suddenly seemed like a dream.But the male god asked for help so sincerely, even if I was very sad, I couldn't make the male god sad. What ls said is right. To establish a good image, knowing his age can roughly figure out part of his personality. When meeting him, pay attention to his clothing and behavior, and from time to time, he will show his favor in front of his father-in-law.

I Huai on the 52nd floor

When I first came here, I saw that the male god was abducted by humans, so sad

Shen Gui on the 53st floor

Thank you, floor 50, floor 51.But I'm at his door now, what should I do?

Passers-by on the 54th floor

God, the fan club is coming

Passers-by on the 55th floor

Also, male god, you should understand first before finding a partner→_→After all, human beings don’t like strangers who are too proactive.

56th floor aha

In fact, lz doesn't need to worry too much, why don't you eat it when it's all in front of you?

57th floor→_→

Yes, male god, you have to go up bravely!

On the 58th floor, I saw my male god for thousands of years and cried

Goddess~husband [shy]

The male god on the 59th floor asks for explosive photos

As the name suggests, the brainless fans said that only one photo is not enough to lick the screen ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Temporarily changing the name of the 83rd floor just to ask the male god to turn over the brand

God! ! ! (crying) May I know your other half's name? (I promise not to fight)

Audience 85 on the 1th floor

What if the other party is a defender? (Picking nose) You may not be able to beat ls.

Audience 86 on the 2th floor

It means that the owner of the floor met several perverted humans... completely abused! ! !can't win at all

Shen Gui on the 100st floor

@Temporary name change just ask the male god to turn over the brand

In order to protect his privacy and personal safety, I'm afraid I can't tell you.

Temporarily changing the name of the 101rd floor just to ask the male god to turn over the brand

Hugging the male god [husband~] [shy] Actually, I know the male god won’t say it, my purpose is just to be flopped [laughs]

Rival in love on the 102nd floor

I really want to shoot the one on top with my slippers (gritting my teeth)

Between the Mountains and Rivers on the 103rd floor

1LLS is a scheming whore, why didn't I think of it ∑(O_O;)

On the 422nd floor, you swiping the screen is too abominable!

Did you not see the purpose of this post!God wants our advice, but what are we doing?nonsense!

Floor 423 is one step late

The male god is squatting in front of the human door...the picture is so beautiful that I dare not imagine it.

Shen Huai, the male god on the 432nd floor

A male god and idiot, the identification is complete.

Well, as a single dog... I have no clue about this question... As a native of Yijie who has not passed the exam so far and can't get out of the world... I don't understand human beings... This question is zero... Well, that's it... downstairs

Stop drinking on the 441st floor

Squatting moron? ? 23333 looks cute

By the way, male god, have you seen the answer on the 303rd floor?Maybe it is, they swiped too fast and I glanced at it.Probably the answer you want is there (male god praise me (*/＼*))

443th floor aha

Go up to the 441st floor, LZ, look at the 303rd floor, the formation below is walking, this is related to the life of your male god.

……

303F Human Knowledge Literacy

Question: 1. Is your target Chinese or non-Chinese?

2. Is your object's occupation a scientist?

3. Does your partner like Two-dimensional?

4. Does your partner currently have a partner? 【This is very important! 】

5. Do you know what day is today?

6. What is the score of the entry test?

7. How much do you know about Huaguo?

Please private message me.

YQ: 2113041999

Shen Huai's eyes stopped on the 303rd floor, thought for a while, and then glanced at the time, it was only 06:30, thinking that human beings should still be asleep at this time, so he added that YQ, and sent the answer as soon as the friend verification passed past.

Shen: 1. Chinese, Chinese nationality.

2. No, it is the author.

3. You should like it, at least not reject it.

4. No.

5. Tomb-sweeping Day in Huaguo: Go home to worship ancestors and burn incense, and you can also go outing in the green.It is an important traditional festival in Huaguo.

6.89 points.Two-level.

7. If it is graded, it is probably second-level A.

???

Human knowledge literacy: it is much easier for the Chinese, and they are more accepting of our existence.It is better to be a writer by profession, but it is better not to be a scientist anyway.And today is a good holiday, Qingming Festival, you can go to his house to brush up your favorability [if you are thick-skinned enough], and then invite him for an outing to increase your relationship.According to your situation, I suggest you act immediately, don't be cowardly, don't be soft, you are a ghost, stand up and fuck!As for how to hook up, I don't know your current situation, so I can't give an answer, so that's it, come on! !

God?

Ah……

Shen Huai glanced at it indifferently, and hummed lightly with no clear meaning.

He rubbed his chin, entered Y Jinjiang and searched for the "Handbook of Attention to Getting Along with Human Beings", and found the Huaguo Traditional Festival Volume Qingming Festival Raiders according to the directory.

At about [-]:[-], there was the sound of turning the doorknob. Zhou Su came out with a garbage bag and locked the door behind his back.

Then he passed by Shen Huai's side without squinting, as if there was no such person beside him.

Shen Huai originally wanted to pretend to meet calmly, but was shocked by Zhou Su's blatant disregard, and stared blankly at Zhou Su walking into the elevator.

……In the end what happened?