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[Help] I have been single for many years and finally met someone I like, what posture should I take to meet him?

Shen Gui on the 1st floor

As in the title, the poster is single, and today I was lucky enough to meet the person I was destined to meet, and I fell in love with him at first sight, and I fell in love very much.But the host and he haven't met face to face, so they can only be regarded as strangers. What can I do to make a good first impression?

……

97447 floor daily confession

My god, this confession post hasn't sunk after a year.

Floor 97448, Shen Huai, which city in Huaguo are you in?

There's no way, Shen Huai doesn't show up very often, except for one photo, the only thing left in this post is the real one.crying

From the 97449th floor, one of the male gods of Guanyijie

layer master human beings.purpose, as the name suggests.

Also, ls, do you really think this is Shen Huai's real body?Even if the real name system is established on the Internet, you can't stop it when it's time to lie [Tan Shou].As a human being who has endured countless cyber wars in the world, it means that you are still weak.So gullible to trust other people's words?He didn't give evidence, so what do you believe?

From the 97669th floor, one of the male gods of Guanyijie

I'm not here to start a fight, OK? !I'm just reminding you.

What if he is not Shen Huai?

What if he took advantage of this to do some bad things and put it on Shen Huai to tarnish Shen Huai's reputation?

You really don't think about your male god?

【Leader Exam, don't reply. 】

As an emotional help post sent by Tiangui Shen Huai, although it later completely became a fan confession post, it did not prevent other creatures from paying attention to it.

Human Knowledge Literacy: How are you?Excuse me, are you Shen Huai? Can you show your life certificate?

Shen Huai: I've been busy on a business trip recently, so I didn't see the news in time, sorry.

【image】

Human Knowledge Literacy: You are really Shen Huai.

Shen Huai:? ? ?

Literacy of human knowledge: It's okay, just confirm your identity to ensure that you are not pretending to ruin your reputation.

Shen Huai: Oh.

There are a lot of non-human beings making trouble in the next city, and the alliance is short of manpower, so they transferred some from them nearby.Some non-human beings are particularly troublesome. To ensure safety, Shen Huai also followed them.It takes only half a month to get things done.

The time wasn't too long, but the monster was too strong, and they were exhausted.The higher-ups were considerate of them and gave them a half-month holiday.

Shen Huai couldn't be happier, he just wanted to take Zhou Su to Yijie to see the scenery, the so-called small farewell is better than newly married, and a honeymoon in Yijie will be exciting.

I told Zhou Su about this idea, but Zhou Su refused.

"why?"

Tell me why! !

Zhou Su finished typing the last word, stretched his waist, and moved his bones: "I don't know where it is, and I don't want to go now."

Shen Huai put one hand around Zhou Su's waist, and leaned closer to smell it, "I obviously gave you the Yijie network entrance. It's been more than three months, at least you have a basic understanding? Anyway, you are bringing your family to the country, and you don't take the exam. Need to know that much?"

Zhou Sudao: "I still want to ask you, is what you gave me real? Why does it keep displaying a system error when I enter? Or is it that human mobile phones are not working?"

Shen Huai was stunned, he didn't know much about this, but he did remember that it was the entrance.Moreover, the communication terminals of domestic brands, no matter how good or bad they are, can connect to the Yijie network.Obviously this is still an important test site, and he is not a senior high school candidate, so he forgets it after the test, how could he remember it wrong.

After much deliberation, they couldn't come to any useful conclusions, so they simply contacted the alliance directly.

"Ji He, let me ask you something."

"If you have something to say, if you want to fart, then let it go!"

"Why can't my daughter-in-law enter the Yijie network? Is there something wrong?"

Ji He was startled: "Your wife? Zhou Su, isn't he a human? How did a human get in?"

Shen Huai replied: "Why can't humans go in?"

Ji He said: "You idiot, do you want to say that all defenders of the Tao can access the Internet, but why can't Zhou Su? Because Zhou Su is a pure human being."

Shen Huai said: "No, my daughter-in-law has been practicing for three months, and she is now at the second spiritual stage."

Ji He yelled, and the voice of hating iron and steel came from the communication terminal clearly: "Then you don't help Zhou Su reissue the Yijie ID card?! No wonder he got in without an ID card! You are still a Yijie I grew up in the world, I have lived in the world for more than 20 years, and this is the first time I have seen you so stupid. Hurry up and bring people to the alliance, just as I am not off work, I will ask the logistics department to help you."

After this tossing, it was already past eight o'clock when I got home.

Shen Huai felt very sorry.I can't go to Yijie to show off his wife in the past half a month, and I'm not happy.

But Zhou Su was still immersed in the Yijie network, and did not notice Shen Huai's unhappiness.

Zhou Su likes to visit forums, and this one is a must. Curiously, he flipped through hundreds of floors, and quickly scanned them. He felt inexplicably funny, and Shen Huai was so innocent.He moved his fingers and jumped to the back to have a look. It was all a confession.

This is a bit uncomfortable.

Zhou Su was eager to declare his ownership and wanted to post a comment, but in the end, he had to fill in a lot after the Internet real name system was established, and no matter how angry he was, he was completely wiped out.

[Real-name system: Please surf the Internet in a civilized manner. 】

Name: Zhou Su

Race: Chinese

Date of birth: April 2090, 07

Hometown: XXXXX

【Biological certificate photo】

Zhou Su didn't know what to say when he really got it done. After all, the relationship between the two of them needs to be discussed. So Zhou Su turned his head and wanted to ask Shen Huai's opinion, only to realize at a glance that he seemed to have missed it. what.

"Husky's expression hahahahahaha."

Shen Huai: "..."

Putting away the gloomy expression on his face, Shen Huai rushed over to hold Zhou Su down, his voice hoarse, with a touch of sultry sexiness: "I'm on top today."

Zhou Suu replied, "Why? It was you yesterday, and it's me today."

Shen Huai immediately faltered, aggrieved: "But I'm not happy."

He clearly knew that Shen Huai was just putting on a show, but Zhou Su really liked it, and he couldn't change it no matter what.He also often complains about why he likes Shen Huai to cling to him with low eyebrows and pleasing eyes. After all, the previous boyfriends acted like a baby and pretended to be cute, only in exchange for his supercilious eyes. "Why are you unhappy? Because I won't go to Yijie? The National Day will be in two months. You will have a holiday then. Let's go then?"

Zhou Su was smiling happily under him, his eyes were bright as if there were a few stars in them, Shen Huai became hard when he looked at it.

He lowered his head, kissed Zhou Su, pried open his mouth, held his slippery tongue in his mouth, licked his teeth, and swept them inch by inch, making Zhou Su's mouth full of his taste.

Satisfied Shen Huai: "Daughter-in-law, let's go take a bath."

Zhou Su doesn't pay much attention to it, and Shen Huai didn't pay much attention to it at first, but his obsession is his object, and he has been dating for three months, eating and eating for three months, fucked, fucked, all kinds of things I did all kinds of postures again, but Shen Huai still often did it regardless of the occasion, even if Zhou Su only made a very trivial movement.

From the bathroom to the bedroom, it was already one o'clock in the middle of the night when the bed time was over.

Zhou Su said helplessly: "You are hard again, do you still want to do it?"

Shen Huai kissed Zhou Su's face, "Don't do it, don't do it, I'm afraid you won't be able to bear it. Today is fine."

If you want to be completely satisfied, Zhou Su must be at the same level as him.

Zhou Su slipped his hand and held Xiao Shen Huai precisely, "Is it uncomfortable to hold back? I'd better roll it out for you."

Shen Huai smiled: "But it will still be hard. I will be hard when I see you, and it's useless if you masturbate."

Zhou Su: "..."

Shen Huai: "Daughter-in-law~"

Zhou Su was so disgusted that his skin got goosebumps, and he hurriedly said, "Speak human."

Shen Huai said: "Daughter-in-law, you see that you have already applied for an ID card, should we go to Yijie to get the ID card?"

Zhou Su: "You're thinking too far."

Shen Huai licked Zhou Su's mouth, "It can't be helped, daughter-in-law, you are a nice person, you are so good-looking, and you are worth a lot, I don't feel worried if I don't talk about it."

Zhou Su, who was aroused by Shen Huai's light lick, smiled, and stuck out his tongue to give Shen Huai a long kiss, which almost hit another fire.

Shen Huai looked at Zhou Su eagerly: "Do you want to do it?"

Zhou Su raised his knee, touched the hard little Shen Huai, moved slightly a few times, and whispered seductively, "Do you want to do it?"

Shen Huai rubbed his nose, feeling that he was going to be hooked by Zhou Su's voice, but he also realized that his words were somewhat ambiguous, and said with a dry smile: "That's not what I meant. I'm afraid I won't be able to control myself if I do it a few more times." If I hurt you, I will apologize with death." Although he defeated the obsession, the obsession cannot be eliminated, and he cannot be negligent in the slightest.As his infatuation deepened, so did his obsession. He was really afraid that one day he would wake up and suddenly find that Zhou Su had been swallowed by him.So before Zhou Su's cultivation level caught up, he controlled things that were too intimate, just because he was afraid of causing a catastrophe.

"I mean do you want to get the certificate? After the certificate is done, I can show off my wife in a fair and square way."

Zhou Su rolled his eyes and said with a smile, "Can't you show off if you don't talk about evidence?"

Shen Huai: "Huh???"

Zhou Su laughed: "Social platform, I looked at it, Yijie Network is simply a replica of Huaguo Network, we can register an account." Then you can declare ownership and spread dog food anytime and anywhere.

Shen Huai is too stupid.

Thinking of this, Zhou Su couldn't help laughing more happily.

Shen Huai, who was staring at Zhou Su obsessively, seemed to have been shot with countless arrows in his heart, his eyes were full of Zhou Su, and he kept thinking about how beautiful he was.

Early the next morning, after dinner, Shen Huai and Zhou Su nestled together on the sofa and played with their mobile phones.

They are all mobile phone enthusiasts. They like to connect the communication terminal to the mobile phone when they play anything on weekdays. Sometimes they use mobile phones to communicate when they go out. After all, mobile phones are a communication tool a century ago, and they are convenient enough for daily use.What's more, they all like the Huawei brand, which feels just right to the touch.

It is actually very fast to contact YBo official certification. After providing a real and reliable identity certificate, as long as the official can verify it in time, a set of procedures can be completed in less than 10 minutes.

Shen Huai's was over soon, Zhou Su's was a bit slow.

Probably because Zhou Su still has a human identity.

Y Bo-su: Hello, do you need to certify your human occupation?

Zhou Su: Is it possible?

Y Bo-su: Yes.If you need, please provide sufficient authentic and reliable material proof.

Zhou Su took a little longer.

Y Bo-su: Hello, the certification has been completed.

Zhou Su: Okay.Thanks.

Y Bo-su: Hello, I have an unfeeling request, can you give me an autograph?

Zhou Su:? . ?

Y Bo-su: I am your fan! ! !How are you, Suliu~

When Shen Huai saw it, he groaned in his heart, even if he had any evidence, he still had a rival in love.

Zhou Su agreed.

Shen Huai poked the location secretly to open the Y blog, and posted the first Weibo, Aite Zhou Su.Hmph, even if the daughter-in-law is very popular in Yijie, they can only look at it, only he can sleep with the wife, and the daughter-in-law will only sleep with him.

@沉华V: I am with my daughter-in-law, thank you to the netizens who gave me advice before. @ Zhou Su

[Picture: A beautiful hand with two little fingers hooked together. 】

Yijie is the same as the world, there are many netizens who are bored and surf various social platforms. It didn't take long for Shen Huai's Y blog to be exposed.Here I would like to thank Shen Huai for his cleverness in finding the topic of human knowledge literacy, a big V with countless fans.

Soon Shen Huai's Weibo was hacked, and the number of fans kept increasing.

As Shen Huai's partner, Zhou Su's fans also rose.

There are also those who like Shen Huai who are too brain-dead, who are unhappy with Zhou Su, and put all kinds of yin and yang in his first Weibo to say hello.

But before Shen Huai was furious to protect the food, the two of them found that Zhou Su's Weibo fans were rising in a terrifying trend, surpassing Shen Huai every minute.

Zhou Su was very puzzled, he was not angry with those stupid fans' remarks, and it was impossible to abduct Shen Huai away after just talking, but the rapid increase in forwarding comments later made him curious.

Shen Huai leaned on Zhou Su's shoulder, thinking proudly: My wife is amazing hahahahaha, she is also a god in Yijie.

After browsing Y blog for a few minutes, Shen Huai finally understood.It turns out that the literacy of human knowledge is a fan of the human author Suliu. At a second glance, he found that Zhou Su was Suliu, and immediately forwarded another one, with a happy tone: Fuck, crap, my god! ! ! ! !My god! ! ! ! !

As mentioned earlier, human knowledge literacy has many fans, nearly [-] million.There are many famous people who follow him, and among them, at least half of them are fans of Shuliu.Concerned that it was Suliu who made the literacy of human knowledge overjoyed, they immediately forwarded it and shouted excitedly.

@周拜V: Good morning everyone.

[Image: Rising Sun. 】

Su Liu fan: My male god came out alive! ! !

Zhou Zhou's first stick: I saw a male god in my lifetime, and this life is worth it! ! !

Zhou Su is my wife: See, this is my wife.

Shen Huai: Shit, that's my wife.

Flow ah flow: My male god is actually a defender? ? ?Why didn't I know woo woo woo when I was in Huaguo

Little Zhou Su: What?

Shen Huai, let's fight: Shen Huai, I refuse to accept! ! !That's my wife's dream girl ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah why! ! !

Shen Huai is my rival in love: In the past, I was a fan of Shen Huai; now, I am a fan of Shen Huai.My life! ! ! !

Shen Huai, I'm going to hack you: My number one male god, ah, ah, ah, ah, Shen Huai, come out and let's fight! ! ! !

Zhou Su Shenhuai CP fan: Hahahahahaha my cutest CP in the world! ! !

Yijie doesn't write many articles, but reads a lot.Among them, Qidian's long fantasy horror of cultivating immortals, Jinjiang's supernatural suspense reasoning fantasy horror of cultivating immortals, etc. are the most famous. Many Yijie like these authors.But if you want to talk about the most famous one, you should go back to the flow.

Su Liu wrote the article eight years ago, became a god in Jinjiang, and a god in Yijie, and no one can wipe his edge.

The writing is exquisite, the content is thrilling and exciting, the foreshadowing is just right, the climax/tide is repeated, and there is a blank at the end, which makes people daydream.Moreover, Shuliu is improving day by day, and his writing is getting better and better.The style of writing is changeable, the same subject matter can also be written in different flavors, and old memes can make them laugh.Not to mention, every article of Shuliu hits the sweet spot of the creatures in the billion worlds.

The beings of the billion worlds generally worship the strong, and this strong does not only refer to the level of force value.And Su Liu is good at writing supernatural, suspense, reasoning, horror, and small daily life of Huaguo mythology. The protagonist is either strong from the beginning, or becomes stronger step by step.For the creatures of the billion worlds, it is extremely substituting, and it is easy to resonate, and it can be regarded as an inspiration to some creatures who are eating and waiting to die.

However, they searched for a long time, but they didn't find that Shuliu was a defender of Taoism.At the same time, people in the human world also started to check, but Suliu's privacy protection is too good, they don't know anything except Zhou Su's gender, male nationality and Chinese nationality.

It doesn't matter if you can't find out your identity, the key is the novel.They established Shuliu Bar, discussing and interpreting various foreshadowing endings, and people who want to know what Suliu thinks are not there. They want to write fandom because the author has not opened the authorization in Yijie. .

Well now, Suliu directly opened a Weibo on Yijie, which means that they can harass... Cough, it's a big question.

At this moment, the author fans, novel fans, and CP fans are all very happy.