Interstellar Examiner

Tan Yeran solved the battle with three strikes, five cuts and two cuts, and made Lan Hai and others give up the idea of ​​​​exchanging weapons, and thought from the bottom of his heart that if the Emma Empire didn't cooperate with the Fallen Star to destroy them, they could still give them some money as a reward. It's so kind and nice, they will often deal with people from the Milky Way in the future, people from the Milky Way are very kind!

Qi Cheng, who watched the whole process, said, "..."

I don't know why, but looking at Lan Hai, who is being tricked step by step, he always feels that this process seems familiar. Where has he seen it?

Tan Yeran saw the pensive Qi Cheng smiling slightly, so what if he figured it out?If he figured it out, he could make Qi Cheng go back in a daze, and if he figured it out, Qi Cheng must continue to follow the path he designed, because his subordinates needed it, and he needed it himself.

Secretary Tan has followed the path of conspiracy from the very beginning. He is upright and upright, and he is not afraid of being seen through at all.

The idea given by Lan Hai and other interstellar pirates is to pretend to be the Walters who are looking for children on Perth.

"...Do you think we can stand the inspection of Boss Star?" Qi Lan, who finally stopped pretending to be dead, felt that Lan Hai was a fantasy.

"It's true that they can't stand the inspection, but generally those who look for children like this will not be inspected." Lan Hai explained, "Well... It's not that I don't want to be inspected, but that I can't be inspected."

The Walters are crazy about wanting children. Every year, some people hang on after the mating season is over, insisting on waiting until the eggs hatch, but in the end they never wait.And there are still some people from the Water Star who are waiting hopefully for the news of the hatching of fish eggs from Star Perth, but after waiting for several months without any news, they can't help rushing to Star Star Perth and jumping into the sea to look for it.

"Basically, these child-seekers broke into Perth. Before anyone had time to check, they couldn't wait to take off their clothes and dive into the water. As soon as the Volts entered the water, no one could be found. Every year Those who jumped into the sea in a group, at first the manager of Perth Star stopped them, but later they didn't stop them at all. When these excited people had enough swimming in the sea, they would naturally go ashore, and then register their information and give them a little verbal warning. That’s enough. 95% of Perth’s star is ocean, only those marked fish eggs have signals, once the eggs hatch, someone will look for them, and the people who jumped... No one will look for them, anyway, the Water people They all live in the ocean and will not die." Lan Hai explained.

"If you say that, you can give it a try." Tan Yeran nodded and said, "It's just how do we pretend to be the Volt people, and how do we enter the planet Perth, which is almost in the middle of the Volt galaxy?"

"No need to pretend, just drive the spaceship and crash into the water directly." Lan Hai said, "Then just leave a real Walter star to deal with the administrator of Perth Star. As for if you enter the Walter galaxy, don't you all You know, in the eyes of us interstellar pirates, the defense systems of all galaxies are just decorations?"

"Really?" Yang Xiaotian raised his eyes. He was working at the customs and was particularly sensitive to smuggling.

"Of course, it is very difficult for your galaxy." Lan Hai said, "There is no galaxy that is as xenophobic as the people of your galaxy. Except for the people of this galaxy, everyone else is very restricted. Even if we can break through the inspection of Banyue Harbor Enter the Milky Way, but in the end you will still be blocked from the country. Although there are still ways to sneak in, it is really difficult and the sacrifice is too great, we don’t want to do it.”

"How to infiltrate? What does it mean to sacrifice a lot?" Yang Xiaotian felt that he had found the truth about those imperial people being transported away.

"Inject inhibitors to suppress dominant genes." Lan Haidao, "Turn yourself into a beast shape and hide in a pile of goods in a state of suspended animation, but at this time, the genetic testing equipment can detect that our genes are not real goods At this time, gene inhibitors are needed. With the inhibitors, the dominant gene chain of the humanoid will be hidden, so that the genetic scanning equipment in Banmoon Harbor cannot detect it, and it can enter the Milky Way smoothly. But gene inhibitors are harmful to the human body. The damage is difficult to recover. It has a certain chance that people can no longer change back to human form. Even if they change back, they will retain part of the animal form, so few people will sneak in this way. At least we interstellar pirates are more life-saving , I wouldn’t do that, but if it’s a dead soldier of Star Watt, he might be willing to inject the gene inhibitor.”

"So they smuggled into the empire in this way, but how did they smuggle people?" Yang Xiaotian asked thoughtfully.

"I'm not sure about this." Lan Hai shook his head, "I'm just an interstellar pirate after all, and there's no chance to get access to such state secrets."

Qi Lan rubbed Yang Xiaotian's hair, and said comfortingly: "Sooner or later we will know the truth. I'll check it out when we get to Water Star."

Qi Lan is quite confident in saying this. In fact, the smuggling this time is mainly to transport other people. If it's just Qi Lan himself, he can enter any place.And when the time comes, everyone will hide in the water, only Qi Lan will secretly investigate on Boss.

"Okay." Tan Yeran nodded and said, "Then you all are ready to go. By the way, there is one thing, Captain Lan Hai, please be considerate. These people who sneaked into the Walter galaxy are the elites of the empire, and they have done everything well. Preparations for sacrifice, but I don't want them to sacrifice because of the betrayal of some people. If you really let me know who on your ship betrayed them, then I will not be polite."

"Of course not!" The blue sea boat became anxious, and his arms turned into tentacles again. He was afraid of this very elegant-looking and always smiling galaxy man.

"hope so."

After threatening, Tan Yeran didn't say anything more.In fact, at this time, they are all betting that the interstellar pirates are really mercenary, and they care about the lives of their companions, and will sincerely help them go to Star Vort.

Any mission is accompanied by risks. He has done everything he can do now, and now he only hopes that everything goes well for them.

Tan Yeran looked at Yang Xiaotian quietly. He was also among the people who insisted on letting Yang Xiaotian participate in this operation this time, not for anything else, but to hope that once their team was in danger, this kid could use his ability to continue Find one way out, one way at a time.

Qi Cheng's gaze followed Tan Yeran and fell on Yang Xiaotian. When he heard that Yang Xiaotian was in the team going abroad this time, Qi Chengcheng wanted to meet this person for a while.However, when I saw him today, I found that he was just a childish child. Except for his relatively strong physical fitness as an evolutionary, his abilities in all aspects were average.

Of course, this is not to say that Yang Xiaotian is incapable, but that he is still immature. After all, he is still a college student and needs to learn everything.He has great potential, and he will definitely become a character in time, but he is still too immature now.

How did such a person manage to save Qi Lan from him countless times?

Seeing Qi Cheng staring at Yang Xiaotian, Tan Yeran shook his head and said, "Stop thinking about it, Yang Xiaotian is just an ordinary child."

"Then why did you start the fire just because he didn't even want his life?" Qi Cheng finally asked this sentence, which was the question he had been asking all along, "I thought you had changed in the past 20 years, but through this contact, I found that you have not changed, you will still weigh the pros and cons when you encounter problems, you will never do things you are not sure of, and you will not risk small hopes to gamble. What you did last time is simply not like you. "

Tan Yeran smiled slightly and said, "That's because you haven't felt the power of hope."

Hope, this is really a very magical word, but it is indeed what Yang Xiaotian brought to him, to Qi Lan, and also to the empire, and it also makes the current empire glow with vitality that has never been seen before.

Qi Cheng frowned slightly.

"You will experience it slowly in the future." Tan Yeran has no obligation to explain Qi Cheng's doubts, he also has to see off the soldiers who are about to set foot on the unknown country.

Time was running out, and after discussing the infiltration method and reward, Irene and the others stopped dawdling and directly boarded the pirate ship with the battleship.They cannot do without any weapons and equipment, but the large spacecraft can only rely on interstellar pirates.

I only hope that this time...Tan Yeran looked at Yang Xiaotian, seeing that the child was stable and didn't appear to be worried, so he could only temporarily suppress his anxiety.

In front of outsiders, Tan Yeran is always calm and composed, and he will never show his flaws to others.

The pirate ship set sail slowly, Yang Xiaotian looked at the falling star on the light screen and knew that this time he was going to a far, far place.He was a little scared, just like when he was a newly grown dog, he followed his master to perform tasks for the first time. At that time, he was a little excited and a little scared, and kept following his master for fear of being left behind by him. .

That's right, Xiaotian wasn't afraid that the task would be difficult, but that he left a familiar place, afraid of being left behind by his master.

And now...

Yang Xiaotian looked back at Qi Lan, Qi Lan had been following him and accompanied him, the uneasiness disappeared instantly.

This is the second mission he has come to the Edra Empire, and it is far more difficult than the first.

The first time he faced the traitor Qi Cheng, but the second time he really went to other galaxies to save people.The opponents of the two missions are stronger each time, but Yang Xiaotian is still just a student, and he has only been in the empire for more than a year.

But...Yang Xiaotian's eyes showed a firm light, no matter how difficult it was, he must complete the task.

As if sensing his tension, Qi Lan held Yang Xiaotian's hand tightly, trying to give him strength.Qi Lan knew that his ability was very special. If he was in danger, he would try his best to bring Yang Xiaotian back to the empire, just like Yang Xiaotian did to him before.

The two looked at each other, Yang Xiaotian rubbed his head on Qi Lan's shoulder, lowered his head and complained: "It would be great if I could transform at home."

If they are at home, they can turn into animal shapes, and then the dog Xiaotian will lick the little chameleon all over, let him be covered with his own smell, and then stick the chameleon under his belly, so that he can feel at ease. Then there is nothing to be afraid of.

Because they are with each other.

But Qi Lan didn't want to do that at all!The bed play he wants is that both of them are in human form, without clothes, and then they will pretend to be sweet, and do some indescribable things, not the kind of no clothes!

They are stuck together, but Irene can't be idle. She wants to contact the interstellar pirates, collect the characteristics of people from different galaxies, and show them her strength, so as to give the interstellar pirates a feeling that even if they betray the galactic people, such a powerful Irene Lin must also be caught, betraying their feeling that the risk is too high, the stronger the party, the safer.

After a few fights, Lan Hai could no longer look at Irene with the same eyes as a reproductive tool. Even if he turned into his original form, he would be beaten up until his nose was bruised and his face was swollen, but Irene didn't even shed a drop of sweat. This kind of strength is too terrifying Alright, are the people in the galaxy so scary once they evolve?Then when the people of the Milky Way go into the universe and want to rob the spaceship of the Edra Empire in the future, they should think about it carefully.

Being able to transform is the standard for a race to truly enter the universe. The people of the Empire don't understand this. When they stupidly entered the interstellar era, everyone actually looked at them with fat eyes.Only now, with evolutionary human beings, can they be truly recognized by the cosmic people.

At least in the eyes of this group of interstellar pirates, sooner or later, people from the galaxy will truly integrate into the interstellar world and become a part of the vast sea of ​​stars.

Irene could feel that the interstellar pirates looked at them with equal eyes after they were shocked several times. Sure enough, it was right to choose the path of evolution. This is a very important step for human beings.

Uh... It's still a bit unequal, and now these people are looking up to her.

"You are so powerful," Lan Hai said, "What does your original form look like? Can I have a look?"

It's not impossible to show them the original shape, but Irene looked at the size of the competition field, shook her head and said: "It's too small here, it's not convenient for me to use it."

"... Could it be that your original form is a whale?" Lan Hai asked.

"You know?" Irene frowned, even she had never seen a whale.

"Water star focuses on the study of sea creatures on the earth, and bought a lot of small fish back. It's just that creatures like whale sharks are protected animals on the earth, and the earth refuses to sell them to us. But the star Walter still managed to get these sea creatures materials, and take them back as study materials for students to learn. Marine biology is a must-learn course for our students, even if it is not the marine life of the Walter galaxy itself, we have to learn about it from other galaxies." Lan Hai explained Dao said, "I remember when we were studying, we all hoped that we could become creatures like whales or sharks, huge and powerful, but there is no such species in Water Star."

"I'm not a whale, but a land creature." Irene said, "And the sea creatures you know may not be complete."

"Is there a bigger one?" Lan Hai asked.

"Of course." Irene found a few steps from her personal terminal. The more famous horror movies about sea monsters in the Earth period, such as "Extremely Cold" and "Godzilla" were passed to Lan Hai, "Yourself Look, our sea creatures are mighty."

When Lan Hai received the film resources, he took several Walters to watch them fascinated. They kept exclaiming, but they were not frightened by the horror film, but admired.

"I thought I was already the most powerful octopus, but I didn't expect this one to be a hundred times stronger than me! My God, his original form can cover the entire spaceship!" Lan Hai said in surprise while watching.

Erin: "..."

The entertainment life of the Walter Stars may be very monotonous and uninteresting, even if it is a horror movie, um, this can be written down, so that you know yourself and your enemy.

Irene successfully solved the problem of her own transformation with several movies. Xu Ya has been by her side, and every time she sees an alien, she helps her popularize the species and habits of this person. The two cooperate It's very good, and I quickly got to know all the interstellar pirates.

After several space jumps, they arrived at the outer periphery of the Voight galaxy.

"How do we enter the Walter galaxy?" Irene asked, "Our characteristics are too obvious, what are you going to do?"

"It's very simple to sneak into the galaxy." Lan Hai blinked, "You can dress up a little and pretend to be young Carat people. I have prepared passports for you, and you can go through security checks as long as you follow us."

Irene: "... Carat people?"

"That's right, all of them are hermaphrodites, with extremely strong fertility, but their genes can switch between males and females at will. As long as they don't want to, they won't get pregnant at all. The galaxies also targeted the Carat people back then. However, after discovering their genetic characteristics, they gave up. Except for their height and body shape, the Galactic people are very similar to the Carat people. You only need to change the hair color and eye color a little bit, but the height is a little different. But fortunately, you Galactic people are tall They are all immature, and it is completely fine to pretend to be a minor."

Lan Hai said to several women: "Your breasts are very small. At first glance, it looks like an underage Carat person. Only underage Carat people can have such small breasts. They don't ask for strip inspections, so women don't need special clothes, but male……"

Lan Hai's eyes fell on a group of men, and everyone shivered.

"You have to add breasts," Lan Hai said naturally, "and you need to change into more revealing clothes. The Carat people are proud of being androgynous, and they will deliberately show their sexual characteristics in their clothes. Children's lower body will not develop well , women don’t need to change much, men just need to pad their breasts. We have more realistic gas breasts here, and you can choose to have breast augmentation quickly.”

Qi Lan and the others: "..."

What a great sacrifice they made.

"What about the genetic inspection?" Yang Xiaotian, who is a customs officer, asked worriedly.The genetic inspection is the most troublesome. Even if they can modify their appearance, they cannot escape the genetic inspection.

Lan Hai smiled and said: "Actually, genetic testing is an act of revealing privacy for people in all galaxies. Except for the Milky Way, other galaxies will not conduct genetic testing. There are also regulations in the Interstellar Alliance, and no galaxies are allowed to stay. The genetic samples of other races. Your Milky Way will only step on the line and keep checking against the bottom line of the Star Alliance. Other galaxies have nothing to do if they want to protest. And everyone wants to enter the mysterious Milky Way, so even if they are checked in this way, they They all want to visit the Milky Way.”

"So that's it." Yang Xiaotian nodded. He knew the regulations of the Interstellar Alliance. At that time, he felt that the inspection of Banyue Harbor seemed to be a little inconsistent with the regulations. Now it seems that they have been playing around the corner.

"Don't worry, under the protection of interstellar regulations, any of your genetic information will not be left on Vortex." Lan Hai comforted, "General security checks only check luggage and passports. We are very good at forging passports."

"You entered the country in the name of a cargo ship, but we have warships on our spaceship, can we enter?" Xu Ya asked, which is also her professional scope.

"Of course we can," Lan Hai smiled triumphantly, "We're on Water Star, but it's an inspection-free cargo ship."

As for the question of why a group of interstellar pirate ships are inspection-free ships, everyone will not ask in detail, this involves the secrets of the survival of the pirates.

They followed the pirates to toss about them casually, and soon they all changed into another appearance.

Yang Xiaotian felt very uncomfortable with two balls of gas dragging on his chest. He also wore a dress similar to the cheongsam of the ancient earth period. His muscular thighs were exposed a lot, which was really awkward.

Qi Lan wears more clothes than Yang Xiaotian, and I don't know if it's because he crashed the pirate ship that these interstellar pirates didn't like him, so they prepared a swimsuit-like outfit for Qi Lan. One-piece swimsuit with all thighs exposed.

Seeing Qi Lan like this, Yang Xiaotian burst out laughing. He buried his face in Qi Lan's chest, smiled, and shook the filling gas.

"It's soft, it's very comfortable to pinch." Yang Xiaotian secretly pinched it twice, and felt that it felt good.

The filling gas of this kind of fake breasts is specially made. After breast augmentation, people will not feel any difference from the real ones at all, and the feel is particularly good.But the skin on other people's breast augmentation is their own, their fake breasts are fake even the skin outside, Qi Lan doesn't feel the slightest when Yang Xiaotian squeezes them like this, it's not as impulsive as a little chameleon being licked a few times.

But this picture is more impactful, it feels like Qi Lan has turned into a girl and Yang Xiaotian is molesting him.

Of course Qi Lan would not let go of this opportunity to flirt with Yang Xiaotian aboveboard, so she stretched out her hands and began to pinch.Yang Xiaotian is a little shorter than Qi Lan, and looks tender, and his chest naturally wants to be smaller. The two bumped into each other twice, and they were bounced back by each other's elasticity, laughing happily.

Irene and Xu Ya accidentally saw: "..."

It's hard to see, this group of men is really annoying!

That's right, as long as you follow the men who come, you will have a great time.In fact, they don't have fantasies about women, but they are all dressed up like this. They are simply transsexuals who are neither male nor female, and they have to dress like people in the Carat galaxy...It hurts the eyes. Having fun in bitterness will really have a psychological shadow.

So a group of muscular men in tights started to play against each other. Irene covered her eyes, not wanting to watch at all.

Lan Hai and the others adapted well. They nodded and said, "The Carat people usually like to play with this kind of action. You two should join in and have fun, so that it will be more realistic."

Irene Xu Ya: "..."

Suddenly, there was a tinge of admiration for the Carat star in his heart.

It is a very psychologically strong race to be so proud of its race's own physical characteristics.And looking at the way Lan Hai and the others are used to it, it is obvious that the people of Carat Star have used their self-confidence to make people from other galaxies accept their race and characteristics from the bottom of their hearts, which is very difficult to do.

"You seem to like the Carat people very much." Irene said after observing Lan Hai's expression.

"It's envy," Lan Hai said, "You don't know how much I want Xiaoyu, and it's so easy for the Carat Stars to have children, so enviable. By the way, the female next to you is not an evolutionary, can she be with me?" Live a small fish? I will not ask her to be with me, nor will I betray her, as long as I want a small fish."

"Don't even think about it!" Irene protected Xu Ya and gritted her teeth.