The Daoist Master is Brilliant [Transmigration Book]
Chapter 1 The Chunyang Who Went to the Wrong School
Ye Rollun is a cancer, a cancer whose painting style is always abnormal.
He has a touching logic far beyond ordinary people's imagination - he feels that a man as beautiful as him is bound to save the world one day.
This is a logic that can have a critical effect on ordinary people, but Ye Gunlun doesn't realize that there is any problem with it. Even though everyone is not optimistic about it, his inner world is still extremely firm.
Then there were whispers around him: "This child is so pitiful, having parents means having no parents."
"I always don't grow up, so it's no wonder I don't like it."
Aside from the general mood of watching Mrs. Xianglin here, these satisfied "adults" must never have imagined that one day there would really be a chance to save the world, and they would be placed in front of Ye Rollun like this.
After transmigrating without warning, standing in front of the mountain gate of Chunyang Palace, a Taoist priest solemnly wanted to hand over a sect to Ye Gunlun, telling him to save the world from the Guangmen sect, and hoped that he would not let Chunyang down. Yang's trust.
The Taoist priest's words were very sincere, but with these few words, would Ye Gunlun accept this task like a brave man who defeated the devil?
of course not!
Would Ye Rollun be so silly and sweet?
of course not!
Although he was convinced that he must be a savior after time travel, Ye Gunlun was very moved and still sternly rejected the request to save the world.
Ye Gunlun: "Young man, you have great ideas, I am very moved, but please allow me to solemnly refuse."
Taoist Hua Qingyuan, who was guided by Chunyang, found it inconceivable: "...Don't you want to save the world even in your dreams, why do you refuse?"
Ye Gunlun also found it inconceivable: "Why should I save the world for a school that is not golden at all? Is your taste poisonous?"
Hearing his extremely unreliable reason, Hua Qingyuan suddenly felt that the whole Chunyang was insulted: "Your taste is poisonous!"
Why should a good Chunyang be golden?It's not a hidden sword!They are monastic sects!Practice!
Ye Roller: Are you stupid?Cultivation can also be golden.
Ye Gunlun was not called Ye Gunlun before, the name his parents gave him was normal, but he himself was not a normal person, when he was playing Jiansan, he bowed down to Ye Ying's golden undercoat, and gave himself such a name without hesitation. game name.
Originally, in the game, there were people with all kinds of names. Zangjian and Qixiu were also called the double-drum washing machine by the West Lake, and it was not out of the ordinary for Ye Rollun to name it.But the old saying is still the same, Ye Guntong himself is not a normal person, when creating a character, he chose Chunyang without hesitation.
That's right, it's that character who is immortal and full of Taoist priests, Chun Yang, who is nicknamed Kidney Deficiency.
When his relatives and friends knew that he chose Chunyang, most of them were dumbfounded and couldn't understand his brain circuit at all. It can only be attributed to his accidental smoking.
There are also a very small number of people who are well aware of his snake spirit logic, and chose to yell at him directly: "With all due respect, I have a saying that I don't know if I should say it or not——Ye Rollun, are you poisonous? You have no hesitation, you big-headed ghost." oh!"
"At least people have hidden swords without kidneys, but your pure yang is always suffering from kidney deficiency, so it can't be compared at all, okay?"
Ye Gunlun said he didn't care: "It's okay, my young master is rich."
That's right, Ye Roller has money.
He is not bad as an adult, and he feeds the whole family by himself, so the not-so-low income is usually not enough to spend.As a result, he kept saving and saving, and after a few years, Ye Guntong became a figure like "the director of a certain company".
Then small money begets small money, and Ye Guntu is really not short of money at all.
What kind of feeling does it feel when a snake meridian disease with Tibetan sword painting style is mixed with pure yang?Probably among a group of "baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa.
That feeling of standing out from a crowd is simply eye-catching.
For example, another Chunyang is working hard to upgrade in Xinshou Village, and Ye Rollun is buying appearances; another Chunyang is doing map clearing tasks, and Ye Rollun has found a studio; He bought 80 gold from Taobao without hesitation; another Chunyang was researching dungeon equipment, and Ye Roller World collected a bunch of cut cakes to make a group.
Relying on the way of a pure local tyrant, Ye Gunlun quickly pulled himself up from a small account, and then showed a more indescribable side.
The other Chunyang is struggling in offense and defense, while Ye Guntu is laying down and advancing; the other Chunyang is teaming up with teammates to play in the arena, and Ye Guntong has hired two thugs with a lot of money; , and Ye Gunlun tried to use ** Sovereign to create the effect of wind to Wu Shan.
And when other Chunyangs were still envious of local tyrants, Ye Gunlun had already assembled the sword qi and two big orange weapons.
I heard that big orange weapons are very expensive?
Ye Gunlun: "It's okay, the poor are rich."
Relatives and friends said angrily: "This kind of local tyrant style, you have the ability to krypton gold, you have the ability to hide the sword! Doesn't Tibetan Sword have your favorite Zhuang Hua?"
Yes, there is Zhuanghua in Tibetan Sword, but Ye Rollun's brain circuit is different from others!He can guarantee that his favorite npc in Jiansan is Zhuanghua Yeying, and he played Jiansan for Ye Zhuanghua, but he still firmly chose Chunyang Palace.
why?
Because if it is described as an animal, the hidden sword is the little jiji, and Chunyang is the big baa!
With a 40-meter broadsword, he can bring Ji Xiaomeng, dressed in golden clothes, and rush to the Tibetan Sword Tianze Tower to pay homage to Ye Ying's big Zhuanghua!
Relatives and friends: "With all due respect, mother is mentally retarded!"
Ye Roller: "It doesn't matter, the poor are rich, and the poor can buy daily meals from Taobao."
Relatives and friends: "You should go and brush your face, we don't want to see you."
Perhaps it was because Ye Gunlun kept brushing his face in front of Zhuang Hua. After 365 days, he finally reached the [Face Brushing!Hidden Sword Master! ] Achievement, successfully summoned the dragon... Oh no, it was successfully traversed.
Traveling to a world without Cangjian Zhuanghua, what is the first question Ye Rollun thinks about?who I am?Where am I?why am i hereWhen will I start saving the world?
No no no, neither.
The first question Ye Gunlun asked was: "Where is Zhuang Hua?"
It may be because he yearned for Zhuang Hua wholeheartedly, so Hua Qingyuan, the second disciple of Zixu Qijin, told him mercifully that as long as he shouldered Chunyang after worshiping the sect sect, he would lighten the master's sect and prevent him from The world is in danger, so he can go to another world to see Zhuang Hua!
Ye Roller: "..."
what!With all due respect, are your brains broken?
Ye Gunlun just wanted to ask, do you know what will happen if you hand over the entire sect to me?Let me tell you, from now on, there will be no kidneys, golden clothes, stupid sheep will chirp, and swords will be used to turn windmills.
With such a painting style, let me ask fellow Taoists of Chunyang if you are afraid of it!Ye Rollun himself is afraid, okay?
Can we stop being distracted like this!
So Ye Guntun firmly stated that he didn't want to be the savior of a sect that wasn't golden, and he didn't want to change from a big bleat to a little chirp.
"I have a 40-meter broadsword." Ye Rollun said.
#少年Let me tell you, your thinking is very dangerous, do you think you want to make trouble? #
After figuring out what Ye Gunlun was thinking, the furious Hua Qingyuan immediately rolled up his sleeves, rushed towards Ye Gunlun without hesitation, and began to fight hand to hand with punches and kicks.
If you don't save the world, tell me, what about our Chunyang? !Do you have the nerve to delete your account three times just to get a title of "Yuxu"? !
You have the ability to pick titles, you have the ability to worship the master, you have the ability to save the world!
Ye Gunlun: I'm not afraid that I won't be worthy of Zhuang Hua's title of "Zhengyang".
Charged by Hua Qingyuan's murderous aura, Ye Guntong wisely didn't say these words, and turned around and ran away without hesitation.
He moved like a mad rabbit, and while he was dancing, a golden object rolled down from his cuff, and the sharp-eyed Hua Qingyuan picked it up, and when he looked carefully, he was struck by lightning.
Hua Qingyuan: You still say that you are not poisonous!Why don't you just go to the five poisons? You!
He has a touching logic far beyond ordinary people's imagination - he feels that a man as beautiful as him is bound to save the world one day.
This is a logic that can have a critical effect on ordinary people, but Ye Gunlun doesn't realize that there is any problem with it. Even though everyone is not optimistic about it, his inner world is still extremely firm.
Then there were whispers around him: "This child is so pitiful, having parents means having no parents."
"I always don't grow up, so it's no wonder I don't like it."
Aside from the general mood of watching Mrs. Xianglin here, these satisfied "adults" must never have imagined that one day there would really be a chance to save the world, and they would be placed in front of Ye Rollun like this.
After transmigrating without warning, standing in front of the mountain gate of Chunyang Palace, a Taoist priest solemnly wanted to hand over a sect to Ye Gunlun, telling him to save the world from the Guangmen sect, and hoped that he would not let Chunyang down. Yang's trust.
The Taoist priest's words were very sincere, but with these few words, would Ye Gunlun accept this task like a brave man who defeated the devil?
of course not!
Would Ye Rollun be so silly and sweet?
of course not!
Although he was convinced that he must be a savior after time travel, Ye Gunlun was very moved and still sternly rejected the request to save the world.
Ye Gunlun: "Young man, you have great ideas, I am very moved, but please allow me to solemnly refuse."
Taoist Hua Qingyuan, who was guided by Chunyang, found it inconceivable: "...Don't you want to save the world even in your dreams, why do you refuse?"
Ye Gunlun also found it inconceivable: "Why should I save the world for a school that is not golden at all? Is your taste poisonous?"
Hearing his extremely unreliable reason, Hua Qingyuan suddenly felt that the whole Chunyang was insulted: "Your taste is poisonous!"
Why should a good Chunyang be golden?It's not a hidden sword!They are monastic sects!Practice!
Ye Roller: Are you stupid?Cultivation can also be golden.
Ye Gunlun was not called Ye Gunlun before, the name his parents gave him was normal, but he himself was not a normal person, when he was playing Jiansan, he bowed down to Ye Ying's golden undercoat, and gave himself such a name without hesitation. game name.
Originally, in the game, there were people with all kinds of names. Zangjian and Qixiu were also called the double-drum washing machine by the West Lake, and it was not out of the ordinary for Ye Rollun to name it.But the old saying is still the same, Ye Guntong himself is not a normal person, when creating a character, he chose Chunyang without hesitation.
That's right, it's that character who is immortal and full of Taoist priests, Chun Yang, who is nicknamed Kidney Deficiency.
When his relatives and friends knew that he chose Chunyang, most of them were dumbfounded and couldn't understand his brain circuit at all. It can only be attributed to his accidental smoking.
There are also a very small number of people who are well aware of his snake spirit logic, and chose to yell at him directly: "With all due respect, I have a saying that I don't know if I should say it or not——Ye Rollun, are you poisonous? You have no hesitation, you big-headed ghost." oh!"
"At least people have hidden swords without kidneys, but your pure yang is always suffering from kidney deficiency, so it can't be compared at all, okay?"
Ye Gunlun said he didn't care: "It's okay, my young master is rich."
That's right, Ye Roller has money.
He is not bad as an adult, and he feeds the whole family by himself, so the not-so-low income is usually not enough to spend.As a result, he kept saving and saving, and after a few years, Ye Guntong became a figure like "the director of a certain company".
Then small money begets small money, and Ye Guntu is really not short of money at all.
What kind of feeling does it feel when a snake meridian disease with Tibetan sword painting style is mixed with pure yang?Probably among a group of "baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa-baa.
That feeling of standing out from a crowd is simply eye-catching.
For example, another Chunyang is working hard to upgrade in Xinshou Village, and Ye Rollun is buying appearances; another Chunyang is doing map clearing tasks, and Ye Rollun has found a studio; He bought 80 gold from Taobao without hesitation; another Chunyang was researching dungeon equipment, and Ye Roller World collected a bunch of cut cakes to make a group.
Relying on the way of a pure local tyrant, Ye Gunlun quickly pulled himself up from a small account, and then showed a more indescribable side.
The other Chunyang is struggling in offense and defense, while Ye Guntu is laying down and advancing; the other Chunyang is teaming up with teammates to play in the arena, and Ye Guntong has hired two thugs with a lot of money; , and Ye Gunlun tried to use ** Sovereign to create the effect of wind to Wu Shan.
And when other Chunyangs were still envious of local tyrants, Ye Gunlun had already assembled the sword qi and two big orange weapons.
I heard that big orange weapons are very expensive?
Ye Gunlun: "It's okay, the poor are rich."
Relatives and friends said angrily: "This kind of local tyrant style, you have the ability to krypton gold, you have the ability to hide the sword! Doesn't Tibetan Sword have your favorite Zhuang Hua?"
Yes, there is Zhuanghua in Tibetan Sword, but Ye Rollun's brain circuit is different from others!He can guarantee that his favorite npc in Jiansan is Zhuanghua Yeying, and he played Jiansan for Ye Zhuanghua, but he still firmly chose Chunyang Palace.
why?
Because if it is described as an animal, the hidden sword is the little jiji, and Chunyang is the big baa!
With a 40-meter broadsword, he can bring Ji Xiaomeng, dressed in golden clothes, and rush to the Tibetan Sword Tianze Tower to pay homage to Ye Ying's big Zhuanghua!
Relatives and friends: "With all due respect, mother is mentally retarded!"
Ye Roller: "It doesn't matter, the poor are rich, and the poor can buy daily meals from Taobao."
Relatives and friends: "You should go and brush your face, we don't want to see you."
Perhaps it was because Ye Gunlun kept brushing his face in front of Zhuang Hua. After 365 days, he finally reached the [Face Brushing!Hidden Sword Master! ] Achievement, successfully summoned the dragon... Oh no, it was successfully traversed.
Traveling to a world without Cangjian Zhuanghua, what is the first question Ye Rollun thinks about?who I am?Where am I?why am i hereWhen will I start saving the world?
No no no, neither.
The first question Ye Gunlun asked was: "Where is Zhuang Hua?"
It may be because he yearned for Zhuang Hua wholeheartedly, so Hua Qingyuan, the second disciple of Zixu Qijin, told him mercifully that as long as he shouldered Chunyang after worshiping the sect sect, he would lighten the master's sect and prevent him from The world is in danger, so he can go to another world to see Zhuang Hua!
Ye Roller: "..."
what!With all due respect, are your brains broken?
Ye Gunlun just wanted to ask, do you know what will happen if you hand over the entire sect to me?Let me tell you, from now on, there will be no kidneys, golden clothes, stupid sheep will chirp, and swords will be used to turn windmills.
With such a painting style, let me ask fellow Taoists of Chunyang if you are afraid of it!Ye Rollun himself is afraid, okay?
Can we stop being distracted like this!
So Ye Guntun firmly stated that he didn't want to be the savior of a sect that wasn't golden, and he didn't want to change from a big bleat to a little chirp.
"I have a 40-meter broadsword." Ye Rollun said.
#少年Let me tell you, your thinking is very dangerous, do you think you want to make trouble? #
After figuring out what Ye Gunlun was thinking, the furious Hua Qingyuan immediately rolled up his sleeves, rushed towards Ye Gunlun without hesitation, and began to fight hand to hand with punches and kicks.
If you don't save the world, tell me, what about our Chunyang? !Do you have the nerve to delete your account three times just to get a title of "Yuxu"? !
You have the ability to pick titles, you have the ability to worship the master, you have the ability to save the world!
Ye Gunlun: I'm not afraid that I won't be worthy of Zhuang Hua's title of "Zhengyang".
Charged by Hua Qingyuan's murderous aura, Ye Guntong wisely didn't say these words, and turned around and ran away without hesitation.
He moved like a mad rabbit, and while he was dancing, a golden object rolled down from his cuff, and the sharp-eyed Hua Qingyuan picked it up, and when he looked carefully, he was struck by lightning.
Hua Qingyuan: You still say that you are not poisonous!Why don't you just go to the five poisons? You!
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