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It has been a long time since morning, in Ling Miao's current new den.

A small ray of sunlight shines through the dilapidated small iron window, directly drying Ling Miao's clean little feet. As time goes by, there is a feeling that someone's butt is about to be exposed to the sun.

"Hmm~" A certain fish turned over subconsciously, and covered the place that was a little hot from the sun under her body, but she didn't have the slightest intention of waking up...

When Mu Yunze came in with the food, he happened to see this scene with black lines all over his head.

"It really doesn't look like you are working hard to survive... Such a person can grow up safely on the earth..." Mu Yunze couldn't help but slander in his heart.

"It's time to get up!" Mu Yunze shouted in the direction of the bed.

A certain fish continued to lie on the corpse unconsciously.

With such an expression as expected, Mu Yunze slowly said his trump card - "If you don't get up again, I will eat up your lunch."

"Wow! You brat! Don't eat up my lunch!" Ling Miao, who was still soundly asleep, suddenly jumped up from the bed, and then quickly rushed to Mu Yunze, grabbing Mu Yunze Protect the food in your hand.

A set of movements is like flowing water.

Even though it wasn't the first time Mu Yunze saw Ling Miao's appearance, he still couldn't help being amazed.

That's right, Mu Yun chose to let the boy Ling Miao, who was his savior, a compatriot of Asian origin, and also a minor, have been living in vain for five days.

The reason why he didn't eat for free is because of the half-year food that Mr. Good Man gave him.

This is also the main reason why a certain fish is so lazy and was not kicked out by the little human ghost Mu Yunze.

There is no way to go on like this, Mu Yunze thought silently, sitting on the mountain to eat nothing!He couldn't afford to support this lazy fellow who ate too much, after all, he couldn't even support himself.

"You should earn money in exchange for food so that you can survive." Mu Yunze said to Ling Miao seriously. "After all, the food for half a year will soon be gone."

While eating lunch, Ling Miao answered vaguely, "Wo...Duang also said a few words...but Si...Wo listened to Bu Dong...they...sofa..."

"..." Mu Yun chose to sort out Ling Miao's chewing voice in his mind.

"You can learn the lingua franca with me. I can probably spend... a month to teach you, no more. You have to study hard, we don't have time to waste..."

Hearing the obvious meaning of the human kid, a certain fish swallowed the food in its mouth completely, and muttered and retorted, "Do you think I'm stupid? I only learned it in half a month today!!"

"It's better this way..."

Mu Yunze's reserved answer made a certain fish a little angry, and at the same time inspired Lazy Fish's fighting spirit.

Without further ado, on the same day, Mu Yun chose to teach Ling Miao the Universal Language of the Universe.

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"Today...let's stop here." Hearing his hoarse voice, Mu Yunze felt a little regretful about using aggressive tactics against Ling Miao today...

Although it successfully stimulated Ling Miao's fighting spirit to study, the excessive enthusiasm of a certain fish made Mu Yunze, who was still a human kid, a little bit overwhelmed.

"How about it, I'm a genius today~" If Ling Miao had the appearance of a mermaid at this moment, her tail must have been raised high.

"Yes yes yes... very powerful..." the little human ghost Mu Yun chose to surrender in his heart.

So far, apart from sleeping and eating, Ling Miao has one more study task every day.

Mu Yunxuan, a human kid, knows a lot, and sometimes teaches Ling Miao some basic contemporary knowledge.

But who is Ling Miao?

He is an antique fish out of touch with the times for nearly 2000 years.

Therefore, under Ling Miao's ignorant eyes, Mu Yunze had no choice but to talk about the history.

"In the [-]st year of the cosmic calendar, the Supreme Research Institute of the Empire developed the first intelligent anthropomorphic mech in human history."

"This is a major technological advancement! Machines like mechas not only have the wisdom to fight alone, but also can cooperate with mecha fighters to greatly enhance the combat effectiveness of the army..."

"Sounds cool!" Ling Miao's eyes brightened.

"Not only is it cool, but the mecha is the yearning of every man since he was a child!" Mu Yunze added.

"Wow! What about your mech, kid?"

"...This...problem..." Mu Yunxuan curled his lips, "I have said that it is yearning, and there will be one day sooner or later."

"Aha~ so you don't have it~"

The cheerful tone of a certain fish made the little human ghost Mu Yunze's face a little reddish.

"Enough chatting, let's continue to learn!"

"..."

Mu Yunze had to admit that Ling Miao's language talent was not weak at all.

When a certain fish is serious, his attention and insight are excellent.This is probably the excellent genetic inheritance of the mermaid, which did not make a certain fish lose its keen intuition.

When Ling Miao's basic general linguistics was about the same, Mu Yun chose to teach a little bit more, and planned to popularize elementary school literature for a certain fish.

literature……

"The morning dew falls from the alluring rose petals..." Mu Yunze tried his best to recite it with both voice and emotion.

"The color is attractive~ Are the rose petals delicious??" The sound of a certain fish swallowing saliva accompanied the inquiry.

Mu Yunze was stunned by the question, and couldn't keep up with Ling Miao's brain circuit, "What to eat... Roses are plants for viewing... Natural roses seem to be edible, but the price is so expensive that normal people can't eat them." Wouldn't want to eat it..."

"Oh... well then..." A certain fish was a little disappointed.

Mu Yun chooses to ignore this little problem and continue teaching in the literature class, "The beautiful and soft green grass is like the new clothes of the earth..."

"Wait... why do you want to make new clothes for the earth, how about pulling up the green dill grass and making it a mattress? It must be good for sleeping..." A certain fish's voice began to be full of longing...

Hearing that, Mu Yunze's forehead ached, "We are in a literature class...can you put aside the issue of food and sleep?"

"Isn't the problem of eating and sleeping important?" Ling Miao's eyes widened, and the dark blue eyes were full of accusations and disbelief.

"...Yes, it's very important..." Mu Yun chose to look at Ling Miao for a few seconds, and decided to end his stupid literature teaching.

"There are three jobs on earth. One is to transport and dispose of garbage, the other is to mine mines...the third is to protect the rewards and food you get." Mu Yunze said with a serious expression when talking about the third job.

"I don't know how your previous parents and mother taught you...but it's really hard to survive on Earth!"

"Of course I know that it's extremely difficult to survive on Earth." Ling Miao was very displeased with the kid with a serious face in front of him.

As a fish among humans, is there any fish that has had a harder life than him?

"Then...we're going out today...to work..." Mu Yunze didn't say anything more this time, but seemed to suddenly remember something, with a somewhat dignified expression on his face.

"Little ghost, why do you look like the sky is falling?" Ling Miao asked curiously.

Mu Yunze remained silent, turned around and writhed in the hut.When he stood in front of Ling Miao again, he held up his blackened palm and wiped Ling Miao's face.

Palms black as carbon! !

Wiped it on my face! !

After a certain fish stayed for a while, he almost jumped up, "Smelly brat, what are you doing!!! Why are you smearing my face?!"

"Because...you are too clean." After wiping Ling Miao's face, Mu Yunze replied slowly, "See for yourself which of the people in the city is as clean as you...too protruding will... They will be ganged up and beaten..."

Mu Yun chose to look at the innocent face of the young man in front of him, but swallowed his real reason into his stomach.

Actually... Ling Miao's face is too outstanding...

On Earth, after all, having a pretty face is something more terrifying than hunger.

"No, then why don't you wipe your face? You have to wipe it too!!" A certain fish still didn't feel better after hearing the explanation from the human kid.

So, when they finally went out, their faces, one big and one small, were smeared with soot.

What makes Mu Yunze feel amazing is that when he also put on the carbon dust, Ling Miao's mood turned 180 degrees, and he didn't care about the carbon dust on his face at all.

Strictly speaking, this is the first time Ling Miao has come out of the new nest.

The sun was a little bright, but Ling Miao's curiosity did not diminish in the slightest.

From now on... he will be a fish seeking life in human society...

"By the way, Ling Miao, are you strong?" Mu Yun asked while leading the road.

"It's okay...what's the matter?"

"On Earth, whether it's transporting garbage or mining, we all rely on primitive human resources." Seeing Ling Miao's confused expression, Mu Yun chose a more common way of saying, "Simply put, it is Whoever is stronger will earn more."

"That's it..." Ling Miao frowned worriedly. In the 21st century, he was strong enough to pick up an adult shark with his bare hands.

But this is a very easy thing in the mermaid's inheritance memory, and Ling Miao is not very clear about the limit of his strength.

"Let's see when the time comes. If you can make a little money, it's a little bit." Mu Yun chose to comfort Ling Miao.

In fact, looking at Ling Miao's slender frame, Mu Yunze felt that he didn't have much strength, and still couldn't bear to discourage Ling Miao's enthusiasm for making money.

After all, they have been preparing for so long...

It took half a month to teach and learn...

On this earth where human life is worthless, chaotic, poor and backward, human resources are definitely the cheapest and most cost-effective thing.

No matter what knowledge or brains you have, you can survive on this chaotic earth only if you have strong strength and big fists.

And the imperial government will not show mercy to the criminals, their descendants and unknown Asians lingering on the earth.

So the empire didn't know that when the persecution reached a certain level, it would only result in unstoppable rebellion.