After connecting the wrong bluetooth headset

"Hey, brothers, I have a question!" The troll friend went offline, and Gong Yaoyao was not in the mood to play, so he quit the game and turned off the computer, wanting to interview his roommate in the dormitory.

"what's up?"

Gong Yaoyao turned around and knelt on the chair, resting his head on the edge and asked, "Why do you play Star Wars?"

"What the hell kind of question is that. Why are you studying? Because you should. Playing games is just playing games, why?"

Gong Yaoyao was silent, that's right, why did it come from.It's boring to force him to say a central idea with one or two questions!

The next time he meets Yu Zhou or a troll, he will just ask them back.

Just after finishing speaking, Gong Yaoyao came to talk on the phone.

"Big brother?"

"Your ID card has been reissued. I will send it directly to the school by SF Express. Remember to collect it."

"Okay! That's right! Brother, do you have any English majors around you?"

"What? Suddenly want to study?"

"I have a class recently! Let me translate English literature! It's too difficult!"

"I remember you passed level four?"

"It's not necessarily possible to fix it! It's a chemical literature!"

"If you still ask me about this kind of thing, why don't you just find a professional translator?"

"hey-hey……"

"Understood, rest assured that it will be in place."

"Love you! Meh!"

"Be quiet in school, don't always cause trouble and fail."

"I know, I know!"

Gong Yaoyao happily searched for a translation agency, put forward his request online, and quickly settled everything.

Speaking of which, the desktop computer in the office was not easy to use, so Gong Yaoyao went to bed and took out the notebook under the pillow, planning to go there with the translation results in a few days.

With the backing, Gong Yaoyao has no psychological burden to go to the office again.Get a network card and bring your laptop to the office to watch videos and play games.

Every time Yuzhou came back from the laboratory, he would see Gong Yaoyao hehehe to the computer screen.

A few days ago, Gong Yaoyao's face would change, so he quickly switched back to the document interface to pretend.But Yuzhou sees through and doesn't tell the truth, which makes him more and more lawless. Today, he even invited Yuzhou to come over and watch the video of this Japanese advertisement together.

Finally unable to bear it anymore, Yu Zhou snapped his computer screen: "Gong Yaoyao, don't go too far."

"Ah? What's wrong with it?"

"The office is not your dormitory. If you want to play and watch videos, go back and don't affect other people."

"There is no one else in the room!" Gong Yaoyao looked around and turned on the screen again.

"If you don't have anyone, you don't do your work and just goof off? How many tasks have you done?"

Hooked!Gong Yaoyao was secretly delighted, and raised his head without fear: "I'm done!"

Yu Zhou didn't believe it at first, but after Gong Yaoyao opened the detailed document, he had to look at him with admiration.

Of course, this is not the other.

"How? Is it okay? Is there any reward for completing the task ahead of time?" Gong Yaoyao paused the video as soon as he tapped the keyboard, and lay on the chair with his legs crossed, trembling.

"..." Yu Zhou didn't speak, installed the driver for the computer and connected it to the printer in the office, and printed out the translation of more than 50 pages of documents.

In the past, Gong Yaoyao, who was a little scared and would even avoid Yu Zhou, changed his appearance this time, and followed Yu Zhou back and forth in this small office with hesitation: "Are there any other English documents? I will leave them all to me in the future." !"

Yu Zhou turned around, and Gong Yaoyao, who had just followed, almost bumped into his nose.Seeing Yu Zhou's expressionless face, Gong Yaoyao fell silent for a moment.

"Finished?"

Gong Yaoyao nodded.

"Who did you ask to help you with this mission?"

"Huh? I, I made it myself..."

"Then tell me, how do you translate this sentence?" Yu Zhou handed the Chinese translation to Gong Yaoyao, looked at his deflated expression, and continued, "This article is obviously not at the level of ancient song translation, and even the translator once Having engaged in related majors, it is difficult for people of our age to reach this level. So, did you find a professional translation agency?"

Unexpectedly, it would be discovered so quickly, so Gong Yaoyao had no choice but to admit: "Yes... But this document is very difficult! I may not be able to do it in a month by looking up the dictionary, and you will have to revise it for me again when the time comes. Trouble."

"So, how much did this translation cost?"

"..." Gong Yaoyao scratched his head, "Not much, I'm a regular customer!"

Yu Zhou saw that Gong Yaoyao didn't want to talk about it, so he simply checked the price of the translation online, sat at the table and tore up a piece of paper to write.

Standing behind him, Gong Yaoyao was stunned when he saw Yuzhou writing the words "IOU" in block letters: "What are you doing? Do you know that talking about money hurts my feelings! It's not you who asked me to find someone For the translation, I bear the cost myself, even if you finish writing it, I won’t sign it.”

"I asked you to translate to work for you. I didn't want to take advantage of your money to find an interpreter." Yu Zhou thought for a while and saw Gong Yaoyao's determination. After the deadline, he added a line of words - repayment method Turn it into a game of "Star Wars" to help exercise, "Can I sign this way?"

Gong Yaoyao, who was still a little distressed a second ago, was overjoyed in the next second, nodding repeatedly: "Yes, yes!"

Compared with Yu Zhou's neat handwriting, his handwriting is like a dog crawling. Gong Yaoyao simply gestured randomly, not ashamed but proud to ask Yu Zhou for credit: "Yu Shicao, then I will write the foreign language of our project. How about doing all the translation? You just need to pay with your body!"

Since knowing the secret that Yu Zhou is gay, Gong Yaoyao's emotions have changed naturally from surprise at first to disgust to "molestation" now.

"No, look for your normal share again." Yu Zhou refused without thinking.

"Haha!" He must be shy.

The translation of this foreign language document is very appropriate.The work that was originally planned to start a week later can start now, so Yu Zhou called Chen Miao and Qin Zhiyong to a meeting to discuss the next arrangement.The assistant Gong Yaoyao was naturally assigned to take minutes of the meeting.

It was almost lunch time, and Gong Yaoyao's stomach was growling. After the meeting, he sent an email to everyone, so he tried to get away by rubbing oil on the soles of his feet.I just turned off the computer and got dressed, but was stopped by Yu Zhou.

"What are you?"

"Didn't I follow your request to make meeting minutes? There is braised pork in the cafeteria today! I'll go eat first—"

Yu Zhou looked at the densely packed words in the word document in front of him, and grabbed Gong Yaoyao's clothes: "You call this a meeting record? This is obviously a journal, or a journal with typos."

"I... I haven't done this before."

"Go and download a template online."

"Okay, next time I will definitely..."

"Go down now."

Looking at this posture, if he doesn't change to Yu Zhou's satisfaction, there will be nothing left for this lunch.Gong Yaoyao wanted to cry but had no tears: "But my computer is turned off."

"Use my computer."

Yu Zhou gave up his seat, and Gong Yaoyao could only accept his fate and sit down.After downloading four or five meeting record templates, he asked Yuzhou to pick one he was satisfied with, and reworked the document section by section.

"The most important thing about meeting minutes is to record the key points of our meeting. Even if you write 2000 words, a lot of it is nonsense."

"Please! Can't you boast that my hand speed is fast and my APM is high!"

Chen Miao, who was checking the information, saw that Gong Yaoyao was being "bullied" so much, so she couldn't help interjecting: "Professor Yu, you can't make Yaoyao become a fat man in one bite. Be more tolerant this time and show him a demonstration." gone?"

"That's it!"

Yu Zhou sighed, rushed over to Gong Yaoyao, and rearranged a copy of the minutes of the meeting.

Fortunately, with the help of her senior sister, she finally corrected the document before Gong Yaoyao was so hungry that her chest stuck to her back.But the hour hand has passed one hour, and the braised pork he was thinking of must have been sold out long ago.

"If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have said that the translation was finished!" Gong Yaoyao complained, and put on his clothes again, "It's all right now, not only did I not receive praise, but it also delayed my lunch."

Qin Zhiyong came back with the takeaway, just in time to hear Gong Yaoyao complaining: "Chen Miao and I ordered three dishes, are you really hungry to eat with us?"

"No need." Yu Zhou replied for Gong Yaoyao, "I am a person who pays attention to rewards and punishments, so I invite you to eat outside."

"what?"

"Ah what, Professor Yu treats you to dinner, remember to eat more, and eat him poorly!"

"Whoa! Good!"

Not far from the laboratory building, just passing the club square. Every March in University B, there will be a club activity called "Hundred Regiments War".Different from the recruitment after the welcome in October, the Hundred Regiments War is often planned by the veteran cadres of each association to attract popularity in the association square.Finally, the federation of associations will give the association a star rating based on the performance of the association.When it comes to welcoming new students in October, there are some advantages to hanging the signboard of "Five-Star Club".

In March last year, Gong Yaoyao was dragged by his parents to play outside for more than half a month, and he had never seen the grand occasion of the hundred-regiment battle.Even though he was in B University, he probably would have been lying dead in the dormitory.I don't want to "get a blessing in disguise" today. As soon as I arrived at the square, the two great gods, he and Yu Zhou, attracted the attention of many people.

"Wow! It's Yugong CP!" "They've always been in pairs recently, can't they really be together?" "But, Yue Baoyao is not worthy of our Professor Yu!"

Gong Yaoyao became angry when he heard such words, and glared at Yu Zhou who was "pretending to be deaf and dumb": "You are the only one who is good, who can match Professor Yu Tian Wushuang!"

"I'm a victim too, okay..."

"I really want to be a victim like you..." Gong Yaoyao pretended to hit Yu Zhou, there were many people around, Yu Zhou dodged his false move, someone tripped Gong Yaoyao, Suddenly his center of gravity was unstable and he fell backwards. He shouted anxiously, "Wow! Yu Zhou, aren't you! Give me a hand!"

In just half a second, there were quite a few people between the two of them.Yu Zhou couldn't hold his head back, Gong Yaoyao spun his face upwards and waited for the sharp pain later, and finally fell down in an inflated box filled with balloons with a "puff".

Some balloons were crushed due to the elasticity, some balloons were blown up by Gong Yaoyao, and the sight was blocked by the balloons a lot.Gong Yaoyao lost his center of gravity, his waist and butt were stuck in the box, his legs couldn't reach the ground, and he still couldn't get out after thumping for a long time.

The buttocks and thighs were subtly blown up by the balloons in the box, but Gong Yaoyao had no time to cover his buttocks with his hands outside.Then I saw a lot of people around who heard the reputation and hurriedly blocked their faces - even if their buttocks were blown apart, it was better than being recognized and ridiculed.

"Hahaha! Gong Yaoyao, you look very petite, but I didn't expect it to be so heavy!" A female voice wearing Luo Tianer's clothes said something inappropriate.

"Hahaha? It's actually Yue Baoyao!"

"Look at him who is usually so bullish, he was blown up by a balloon today!"

"The scum deserves it!"

Gong Yaoyao was dumbfounded. He slapped the girl's hand away and raised his voice an octave: "Yu Zhou! Come and help me, my husband!!!"

[The author has something to say: A certain left: Yaoyao, while refusing to bind CP with Professor Yu, at the same time shouting "your husband and me".

Sure enough, I said no, but I was honest when I encountered difficulties~ [I am the dividing line pretending to enter]

Yaoyao: It's too bad if you talk too much! 】