After connecting the wrong bluetooth headset

Gong Yaoyao realized later that the two emotionally colluded to set him up?

"You guys are so insidious and cunning! A good citizen like me can only be bullied!"

"Hahaha, okay, okay, Mr. Liangmin, do you want to try on clothes?"

"Just try it, who is afraid of who." Gong Yaoyao is no longer afraid of being scalded by boiling water, wearing it early and late, it's a shame anyway.

Tao Xiaoyu took out the instruction manual of the clothes to Yuzhou and Gong Yaoyao, opened the various packaging bags, and laid out the accessories one by one on the table.Tell them to travel slowly and not damage the props before leaving the activity room.

Only Yu Zhou and Gong Yaoyao were left staring at each other.

Gong Yaoyao looked at those flimsy clothes with distaste, and his mouth almost reached his chin—what was it all about? The red trousers with lantern legs, and the pink clothes were just a piece of cloth, and his chest almost opened up to his navel.Which man in ancient times would wear this kind of clothes?Even if it's a game, it's too vulgar to design such clothes for male characters.

But thinking about Star Wars, he gritted his teeth and began to take off his pants.

"Wait, you wear it first?"

"Huh?" Gong Yaoyao paused, half of his pants hanging on his knees.

"You put it on first and I'll go out." Yu Zhou deliberately avoided the half-naked Gong Yaoyao.

"What? Isn't it? Are you avoiding suspicion?" Gong Yaoyao was speechless, and pulled up his pants again, "You only said when I took off my pants, okay! You change first!"

After speaking, he opened the door and left the activity room. Facing the curious Tao Xiaoyu, he replied, "Yu Zhou is shy and doesn't want to change clothes with me."

That's right, their GAYs are more sensitive to nakedness, and they don't know what to do when Yu Zhou usually goes to the bathhouse.

Of course, there was a reason why Gong Yaoyao came out first, he didn't want to finish changing by himself first, and be laughed at by Yu Zhou who was dressed normally.

"Pfft hahaha, Yaoyao, why are you ashamed if you are shy? Why blame Professor Yu? Don't worry, everyone has a first time, so don't be too nervous!"

Gong Yaoyao shook his head again and again: "Don't talk nonsense, it's not that I don't have one!"

Tao Xiaoyu laughed so hard that Gong Yaoyao's description became darker and darker.The two were still bickering, and the door of the activity room opened.

"how?"

"My God, Professor Yu! You are simply the military master!"

Gong Yaoyao was so shocked that he couldn't speak. Although he was very reluctant, he had to admit that Yu Zhou was really suitable for this outfit. It could even be said that it was tailor-made for him.

Yu Zhou usually likes to wear a close-fitting hard woolen coat, even the trousers are narrow, and a pair of Oxford shoes on his feet. With his thick black hair, he exudes a stiff aura.Putting on this set of armor now has raised his stamina to an unprecedented height - red clothes and black armor, long tassels hanging his head, and interlaced scales shaped his figure into an inverted triangle with shoulders wide and hips narrow, chest If there is any, there is some flesh color.

etc?For a laboratory nerd like Yu Zhou, are those pectoral muscles? !

"Yaoyao, don't be dazed, your saliva is about to flow out!"

"Ah, really?" Gong Yaoyao wiped it with his hand, but found nothing, "Sister Tao! Can you stop making fun of me all the time!"

"Hahahaha! But your eyes are straight, okay?" Tao Xiaoyu, after all, has seen the "world", stepped forward and tapped Yu Zhou's shoulder, "Professor Yu, how are you? Appropriate? But there is nothing you can do if it is not appropriate, at most you can only move a little."

"It's okay." Yu Zhou straightened his belt, "It's just that the clothes are a little tight...the front seams are exposed, can I wear an underwear then?"

"Hahahaha! Professor Yu, you want to laugh at me to death and inherit my payment!" Tao Xiaoyu laughed until tears came out, "Although your figure is a little better than the previous one, but even if he wears it, you still show your seams. Originally, this dress was designed like this, okay? If it’s covered up, what else are you looking at!”

After Gong Yaoyao finished reading silently, he was not jealous or envious, and imitated Tao Xiaoyu and knocked on Yuzhou's breastplate: "It must be covered! If you don't cover it, I'm afraid I will be complained about by others!"

"Okay, you, go and try yours!"

Gong Yaoyao entered in embarrassment, the more he thought about it, the more wronged he became. Although Yu Zhou's suit couldn't stand up for him, he couldn't give him this kind of clothes...

He looked at the gold jewelry on the table—and especially the mess.

Put on the trousers first, and then put on the jacket, belt, and all kinds of jewelry, but at the end, Gong Yaoyao found that he couldn't find his shoes.

"Eh?" I checked the box again, there was indeed nothing there, could it be that sister Tao forgot to take it?

Thinking of this, he opened the door and stretched out his head: "Sister, where are my shoes?"

"It's also on the table."

Gong Yaoyao turned around, and now there was nothing on the table.

"No, I've been looking for it for a long time, and there is no other place."

"Are you dressed yet? I'll go in and look for it."

"Uh, get dressed, come on." Gong Yaoyao tried to pull the clothes on his chest with the other hand, trying not to let himself go naked.

"I really put it on the table just now." Tao Xiaoyu followed in muttering, seeing Gong Yaoyao's arm with his sharp eyes, "Pfft hahahaha! Yaoyao, why are you putting your shoe covers on your hands?!"

"Ah?" Gong Yaoyao looked at his hands back and forth, "Is this piece of fabric a shoe? Will I wear this barefoot then?"

"That's right, did you read the manual carefully! I laughed so hard! Professor Yu, your Yaoyao is too cute!"

Yu Zhou followed and wanted to come in, but Gong Yaoyao firmly guarded the door and refused to let him in. The two fought like a tug-of-war for several rounds, and Tao Xiaoyu couldn't help it: "Hey, why are you so shy? people!"

After all, Gong Yaoyao made fun of Yu Zhou before, but he tried his own. According to Yu Zhou's chest slit to sell meat, he might not be selling sex.

In the end, unable to escape Yu Zhou's scrutiny, Gong Yaoyao tried his best to protect his chest: "What are you looking at! Have you never seen a handsome guy!"

Yu Zhou smiled and said nothing: "I've never seen you like this, you are very... well, handsome."

"Do you think I don't know that you are making fun of me in your heart!" Gong Yaoyao hit Yu Zhou once, but his hand hurt so much that he could only vent his anger on Tao Xiaoyu, "Senior Tao, this is too unfair, isn't it?" ! He has so many things, I only have a few pieces of cloth!"

"Don't tell me, these few pieces are much more valuable than Professor Yu's set!"

"The world is getting worse and the world is getting worse! Miniskirts are more expensive than big padded jackets!"

Yu Zhou and Gong Yaoyao tried a little bit off by themselves, Tao Xiaoyu made the final adjustments for them, and by the way briefly explained the backgrounds of the two characters: "Don't take the wigs back, I'll give them to Zhuang Niang directly. The boys’ dormitory is already messy, so it will be troublesome if you mess it up in the end!”

"Can I take off my clothes now!" Gong Yaoyao really felt uncomfortable wearing them for an extra second.

"You two have tried it, don't you want to see my trick?" Tao Xiaoyu blinked in a mysterious way.

"Hey, you have it too?"

"What's this called? You all have it. As the president, how can I not show up on the day of the comic exhibition! Wait a minute, I'll go to the next door to change!"

Tao Xiaoyu is indeed a person with a lot of cosplay experience. I guess she has worn all kinds of weird clothes. She changed her clothes and stood in front of the two in just 3 minutes—she made good use of her "advantage" of being small. The clothes are matched with a lot of silver ornaments, which looks quite like the Miao people's dress, and he also holds a strange-shaped pipe in his hand.

What Gong Yaoyao was most satisfied with was that she had no shoes like himself.

"Senior Tao, are you really older than us?" The girl in a miniskirt in front of her looked like a primary school student.

"What? You just turned 12!" Tao Xiaoyu grimaced.

"I'm in my third year at the age of 12, I'm afraid I'm not a genius bragging girl!"

The three stood together and chatted for a while, the time passed quickly, and it was time for dinner.This afternoon, I did a lot of energy-consuming things, Gong Yaoyao felt his empty stomach: "I'm hungry, let's change clothes and go eat."

"Don't, just wear it for a while!" Tao Xiaoyu stopped, turned his head and flipped his phone, "I'll be back soon! They just got out of the subway!"

"Back? What's back?" An ominous premonition welled up.

"Of course, my dear members!" Tao Xiaoyu glanced at the phone again, and raised his hands to the door, almost at the same time there was a noisy voice from the corridor, "You are here for the first time today, how can you not Recognize my dear!"

With a bang, the door was pushed open from the outside.A group of people swarmed over.

"Oh my God!! It's really a lifetime series! I'm so lucky to be able to cosplay with Professor Yu and Yue Baoyao!" A tall girl rushed in front of the two and hugged them tightly.

"It's not Yue Baoyao! It's your husband!"

"Ahhh, they are really suitable for this CP combination!" Another girl pushed Yuzhou and Yaoyao together from another direction, "May I ask, when did the two of you hook up?"

One second, he wanted to refute how he could use the word cute to describe himself, but the next second when the question came out, Gong Yaoyao was attracted: "What? What are you talking about? We hooked up? When did we hook up? ?!"

"Huh?" Even Tao Xiaoyu who was outside was taken aback, "Aren't you a couple?"

Gong Yaoyao explained again and again, but was always refuted by others. There was nothing he could do: "Yu Zhou, why can't you say a word? Are you dumb?"

"You have been rushing to answer, don't you like to debate?" Yu Zhou finally spoke, his words were more believable, "The forums are all nonsense."

The activity room, which had been extremely lively all the time, fell silent in an instant. Gong Yaoyao was out of breath, and gathered up the clothes that were almost stripped during the debate: "Look, I'll tell you!"

"I feel like I'm broken in love..."

"plus one……"

"plus 10086……"

The group of people seemed to be different people, and a few boys who had been watching the whole show finally had a chance to speak: "I'm really speechless to you rotten girls, I'm just fantasizing all day long."

"That's right, let them force the CP, Professor Yu's experiment! Yue Baoyao's ex-girlfriends!"

"Why don't you let it go! You will never know your sexual orientation until you meet true love!"

Seeing that the two groups of people in front of him were about to quarrel, Gong Yaoyao couldn't bear it anymore: "It's okay to quarrel, can you let us change our clothes first!"

[The author has something to say: Boys & Girls: Of course not!

A left: That’s right, I’m still waiting to eat meat!Chi slip! 】