After connecting the wrong bluetooth headset

Gong Yaoyao, who had been "wandering" outside for a whole day, took off his skin. He was so poor that he was penniless and his phone ran out of battery. Finally, he went to a spicy hot shop and borrowed a power bank from the girl next to him to charge his phone. , Only then did the meal money and the travel expenses of taking a taxi back to school be settled.

Yu Zhenxiong just came back from the shower, rubbing his head while listening to Gong Yaoyao complaining about today's great deeds.Of course, Gong Yaoyao skipped the links of being harassed by the subway, paid by the Shicao gang, and dissed by volunteers, and only said that the wallet was stolen due to traffic congestion.

"The wallet was shuffled? Is there any cash? Is your ID card, bank card, and campus card in it? I remember that you didn't change your residence when you went to college. Do you have to go home and reapply for an ID card?"

"Money doesn't matter, it's not as expensive as a wallet. It's nothing, ah...I'll call my brother, I don't want to go back and make up for it, let him think of a way."

"Is there still such a showy operation? I envy you that you have a brother who can think of a way."

"What is there to be envious of? You want me to give you my brother!" Gong Yaoyao took out the leaflets of volunteer activities one by one, and finally took out a card, muttering in a low voice, "What should I do? Give it back to me." Him? It's so annoying that I don't want to contact him anymore."

Yu Zhenxiong on the other side had just changed into pajamas, didn't hear Gong Yaoyao's mosquitoes, and after reading tomorrow's class schedule, he "kindly" reminded his roommate: "White Valentine's Day tomorrow, don't play games all night again this time, Didn't you buy a gift for your girlfriend? Tomorrow?"

"Oh, I forgot if you didn't tell me!" Gong Yaoyao took out a courier box from Jingxi from the box next to the table, "This time, Amin and I have been together for three months, and we have called a lot. I will throw Yao's face."

"Forget it." The fat guy was embarrassed to hit him, "Is there any difference between the three months and the previous month? You still stay in the dormitory and play games every day, and the so-called three months still have one and a half months to celebrate the New Year at home. "

How could Gong Yaoyao let others lead her by the nose like this: "Isn't that playing Star Wars before? I'll talk to her about it tomorrow."

His roommates teased him before. He obviously has a family and stays in the dormitory like the few single nobles. He obviously has girlfriends who can walk around half a basketball court, but he hasn’t even held a little girl’s hand shaking. I’m afraid it’s not Monks and nuns fall in love.

Therefore, Gong Yaoyao specially bought a White Valentine's Day gift for his girlfriend, which can also save the fact that he slept all day at home on Valentine's Day, and it happened to be given to Amin for tomorrow's elective class.

Speaking of which, this elective course was chosen for him by his girlfriend after they hadn't dated for long last year. He was too lazy to grab the class.It is said that the coursework is relatively simple and easy to pass, as long as you come to sign in occasionally to hand in the last paper.

Gong Yaoyao looked at the bluetooth headset in his hand, with confidence in mind - this headset has been planted for a long time, and his girlfriend will definitely like it!

However, the next day, what greeted him was the opposite of what he had imagined.

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【Landlord】Sender: ZaBRo

Title: Big News Big News!That guy got dumped again!

发信站:水木未名(2018-03-1317:40:52)

I don't need to tell you who it is?If ten people reply, I will broadcast live!

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【First Floor】Sender: Adaye

I'm here to contribute to the revolutionary gossip!

Poor girls, they went to look for him one after another, so many lessons are not enough?

How did you scold me this time!

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【Fifth Floor】Sender: orbax

Ha ha ha ha!The post I bought and left before can finally be turned over!

I pressed for three months hhhh

Blood earned!

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"Gong Yaoyao, let's break up."

Gong Yaoyao is like an eggplant beaten by frost. The gift box handed to his girlfriend was thrown back on his face. It is rare for him to be patient and wants to keep it. Unexpectedly, his girlfriend counted his countless crimes - angel face, devil personality, game addiction She never took the initiative to communicate, and even when her leg was scalded by boiling water, she never showed up to help.

"No wonder everyone calls you Yue Baoyao!" Amin, who had become an ex-girlfriend, was supported by her roommate and left the class.

There are already quite a few students taking elective courses, especially this one is a popular one.Although the students around did not look in this direction, they kept silent in unison, and could hear clearly what happened just now, especially after the girl uttered the word "Yue Biaoyao", many of them couldn't hold back, and broke their merits. laughed out.

"What are you laughing at?! Have you never seen a handsome guy?" Gong Yaoyao felt infinitely angry and had nowhere to vent his anger. What happened to him these days?First, the team was kicked, the wallet was stolen, and now he was dumped by his girlfriend.

Feeling sad just thinking about it, Gong Yaoyao silently shifted to the back seat and cried.

The class bell rang, and the teacher walked into the classroom to suppress the small disturbance.Students sitting in their seats, those who should do their homework should do their homework, and those who should play with their mobile phones should play with their mobile phones.Gong Yaoyao thought about it, and was a little reluctant to return the earphones he just got, so he couldn't hold back and opened the box.

"Anyway, the money is spent, so it's better to enjoy it!" He comforted himself and turned on the phone's Bluetooth, wanting to match the earphones to listen to the effect-although the earphones are not top-of-the-line, they are not bad, and his ex-girlfriend doesn't want him to use them happily !

Gong Yaoyao put the earphones into his ears first—look at the earphones, they are indeed brand-name products, and they feel so natural and comfortable when they are inserted into the ears!His ear holes are relatively small, which is the most suitable for this kind of in-ear headphones.

Next comes pairing...

When Gong Yaoyao was looking for the name of the Bluetooth headset in the list, he suddenly heard a strange cry.

"Ah ↑ ah ↓ ah ↗ ah ← ah..."

"?!" Gong Yaoyao's mouth slowly opened and could almost stuff an egg.Accompanied by his disintegrating three views, all kinds of "ah" in the earphones did not stop at all, and they became bigger and bigger, which is very strange...

What surprised him the most was that it was a man's "ahhhhhh" voice!

Who connected the wrong earphones, but was he heard? !

Gong Yaoyao, who woke up from a sluggish state, quickly scanned the surroundings.Sure enough, I found someone obliquely in front of me was constantly putting on and taking off headphones and adjusting the volume.

Then, he crashed completely.

If he was not mistaken, isn't the back figure obliquely in front of him the same as Yu Zhou who had an N-faced relationship yesterday!

Gong Yaoyao wasn't completely sure about what happened on the subway yesterday. After all, there was friction in the crowded train, but the sound in the earphones could never be fake.

Gong Yaoyao's attention was successfully diverted to this matter, and he quickly covered up the painful emotions of being dumped——Yu Zhou was really gay.

That's right, you're still so open, you dare to watch calcium tablets in the higher education, aren't you afraid of being discovered by your classmates?Although Gong Yaoyao didn't discriminate against Yu Zhou's sexuality, he was still a bit disrespectful to his blatant behavior of watching movies.

Huh, wasn't it cool when you scolded him yesterday?Isn't it also very annoying in the forum every day?Now he happened to catch Yu Zhou's little secret, and once it is revealed to the public, let's see how Yu Zhou messes around in B University on the forum.

Gong Yaoyao, who had a lot of small calculations, was happy for a few seconds, but felt that it would be unreliable to announce it to the public.

It's like the fact that the heart-wrenching goddess has smelly feet is discovered by you alone, and no one will believe you when you tell it. Gong Yaoyao guessed the ending before he was mature-even if his ears can record, this secret will not be believed. No one will believe it.

During his battle between heaven and man, the sound in the earphones disappeared.

Gong Yaoyao never took his eyes off Yu Zhou's back during these two elective courses. The more he looked at him, the more he felt that he looked gay—a sophomore like him, with good looks and many girls who were always in the lab. Shi, Yu Shi Cao is so handsome, but he has never heard of having a girlfriend.I remember that there is a picture of him in the forum. In every photo, the clothes are meticulously dressed, even if you prefer turtleneck sweaters in winter, even if you wear shirts in summer, you don’t miss the top button.

It's amazing to be tall and wear preppy style?

Gong Yaoyao smacked his lips, he didn't look like a young man at all!

I, who was always overwhelmed, finally had a chance to feel proud.

Although no one believed what he said, he always made money by bluffing him.Gong Yaoyao, who thought he had seen through Yu Zhou's secret, stood in front of Yu Zhou happily as soon as the get out of class bell rang, and tapped his knuckles on the table with his index finger.

Yu Zhou was packing up his notes when suddenly someone blocked him. He raised his eyes and found that Gong Yaoyao was in front of him, so he lowered his eyes and continued to pack his things: "What's your business?"

"Yu Shicao, I discovered your secret..." Gong Yaoyao leaned down with his hands on the table, grinning and harboring malicious intentions.

"Secret?" Gong Yaoyao said this word on the subway yesterday, and now he mentioned it again, but Yu Zhou didn't take it seriously, packed his textbooks and stood up.In an instant, Gong Yaoyao had to raise his head halfway to talk to him.

"Cough...that's right." Although he was a little short in stature, he couldn't lose his momentum.He straightened his back, "Just when you were in class, you seem to have connected the wrong earphone?"

"So?" Yu Zhou disapproved, turned around and was about to leave.

Does this person have no sense of crisis at all?Yu Zhou's reaction was completely beyond Gong Yaoyao's expectation. He chased two steps and stopped in front of Yu Zhou, his voice couldn't help but raise his voice: "I heard everything!"

"Sorry, I have other arrangements and I don't have time to chat with you."

"..." Gong Yaoyao looked at Yu Zhou's disappearing back quickly, and murmured in his heart, "So powerful? Are you afraid of me saying it?"

It was unusual for the two big figures in the forum to gather together in class. Gong Yaoyao even took the initiative to talk to Yu Zhou after class. At the beginning, many people took out their mobile phones to report this important news to their friends.

"I recorded a video! Yue Baoyao asked Professor Yu to chat and was rejected hahahaha!"

Gong Yaoyao was brought back to his senses by this sentence, and looked around, and sure enough, someone was taking pictures with his mobile phone.

"What are you looking at! Haven't you seen me, your husband?" When he returned to the dormitory, he had to check the old almanac, whether it was Mercury retrograde or something, accidents happened one after another.

And that dignified and serious Yu Zhou, with nostrils on the top of his head, even if Gong Yaoyao is not as good as him, he is still well-known in school.It's funny that so many people watch him give him a cold shoulder?

Gong Yaoyao remembers the new and old grudges clearly. It just so happened that his team was kicked out and didn't need to concentrate on training. Now he has plenty of time to settle accounts!