After connecting the wrong bluetooth headset

With a sound of "squeak--", the silence in the dark room was broken by a beam of light. The well-dressed man sneaked back to his seat, took out a knife from the corner, and carefully cut the tape between the gaps.

bara - bara -

The box burst open, and the man took out the bubble wrap, his heart beating fast.

"It's a good thing my roommate isn't here," he muttered.

"You must not let Yu Zhou know about this." He said with a blushing face.

"Oh, I shouldn't have told him all the time." He scratched his head.

"This kind of thing is very strange. Regret..." In addition to regret, there are also some inexplicable emotions.

Unpacking layer by layer, inside is a tube, thick and long.It was the first time for him to buy this kind of thing by himself. Before that, he just heard about which brand and style were better to use. Now that he has a demand, he has done enough homework and asked some friends in related fields, so he cruelly placed the order.

He rubbed his hands together and began to take off his pants.

"It's the first live broadcast, why don't you change into a more serious outfit?"

Yes, this is Gong Yaoyao who is about to start a new career in life.It’s hard to chase after a word, and promised fans to start a live broadcast. Of course, he had to be fully prepared. He went to Jingxi and bought a camera. Although the shape was very strange, it was recommended by the store: what is 1080P high-definition high-speed, and it also has a beauty function .

The beauty function is fine, after all, he is naturally beautiful.

Changed into a set of dog-like clothes, installed the camera, Gong Yaoyao logged into the PP on the computer, and started a video call on the mobile phone to adjust the angle of his seat. After confirming that the effect was good, he boarded the station D.

"That's all, your husband loves his wife every day." Gong Yaoyao took out the name of the live broadcast room that he had thought about all night, chose a partition at random, opened the software settings and selected the live broadcast Star Wars interface, imported peripherals, adjusted the volume, and clicked to start .

It just so happened that he still had two computers, one desktop and one laptop. When he opened the laptop to the page in his live broadcast room, many people were already swiping the screen in the barrage.

——Hahaha, Lao Gong, what kind of division is this?Entertainment talent?I thought it was a game zone

——You are worrying too much, he should go to the beauty zone

——You think too much in the front, there is no beauty area here, only beautiful girls, beautiful boys like us are suffering

Before coming in, Gong Yaoyao turned off the camera first, but he laughed aloud at this sentence, and was accidentally heard by the audience who had been waiting for a long time, and the barrage flew wildly in an instant.

——It’s amazing, a certain anchor at Station D earns a million dollars a month for live streaming with a black screen

——Why don't you dare to turn on the camera, because someone is there?

——This anchor doesn’t turn on the camera, so I paid attention

You can’t stay dark all the time. Gong Yaoyao took a photo of his hairstyle with his mobile phone, then turned on the camera switch, and finally showed his face: "How about it, am I spoiling you enough? If you say let’s broadcast, you will broadcast it, and if you want the camera, you will immediately buy it."

——Pet pet, very pet, our 13w girlfriend fans can testify

——What kind of girlfriend fans, where do we put our group of male fans?And Star Wars fans and cos fans?

——In front, please see clearly the classification of Lao Gong's live broadcast room, it is an entertainment talent!

Seeing that someone mentioned partitions in the barrage, Gong Yaoyao just made a statement first: "Now that we have talked about this, I will talk about it. I didn't choose the game area because I am relatively good at it. I may also play games, but everyone Just treat it as an entertainment bureau! I’m fresh for three and a half days. If I’m happy, I’ll broadcast it continuously for a week. If I’m not happy, today’s episode might be the last one. There’s no need to be so persistent about divisions. Play games today, eat tomorrow, and dance the day after tomorrow. See you sing?"

--Report!Has Yugong played the game today? It is in place and the screen is recorded. Please rest assured!

——Screenshot taken, waiting for Laogong to dance

——Unscrupulous anchor, doomed pigeons in the future at the beginning of the broadcast, this fan decided to turn black for a second

——New here, how can I pretend to be very familiar with this up master?

Sitting all the time is not an option, Gong Yaoyao touched his nose and sat upright, and finally turned on Star Wars: "Well, I'd better play it. Is there a newcomer here? Let me introduce myself, my name is Gong Guoqi , I am a fan of Star Wars, thanks to everyone for your advice. You can call me Lao Gong, or Husband, or Lao Gong..."

--Ha ha ha ha!Husband × 3 okay?

——Facing Lao Gong's face, I can't imagine the way he sprays people in the game

——Husband, don’t worry, I believe in your technology [shy]

After playing the game, Gong Yaoyao didn't have so much energy to watch everyone's barrage, and it was the first broadcast today, with tens of thousands of viewers staring at him. lost.

"I'm not in a good state today. Hey, don't tease me, just tell me what to do."

After realizing that Gong Yaoyao is like a famous fan in the live broadcast room, everyone became more and more presumptuous, as if organized and premeditated, the screen was full of "reading comments", so that Gong Yaoyao almost didn't know these three words up.

"Read the comments? Where did you read the comments? FOLTER? What is this? Ok, let me lock the barrage link..."

If Gong Yaoyao could be given another chance to choose again, he would definitely pretend to be blind and ignore the culprit who is the source of all evil, but at that time he was still a pure and beautiful boy, how could he deal with the group of old cunning barrages? After following the instructions and clicking the link in the barrage, the desktop also jumped to another website.

The page hadn't been refreshed yet, but after the title was loaded, Gong Yaoyao's face turned pale.

The domineering schoolboy fell in love with me, my snotty little wife?What the hell is this?

Seeing the title as a third-rate novel, Gong Yaoyao swiped the mouse and looked down at ten lines at a glance. What kind of cold-faced and silent academic bully, what kind of outstanding vase sprayer, the two met by chance and formed a relationship, and then...

Wait, why is this plot so weird?

Isn't this persona Yu Zhou and him?

Gong Yaoyao was stunned and speechless, making the audience in the live broadcast room laugh.

——Lao Gong’s expression was so funny just now, I took a screenshot of the animation, get the expression pack!

——Wow, this article looks good, please link

——I think Lao Gong can ask FOLTER for a promotion fee!Anyway, I am going to register an account!

"What a mess you write! You don't study hard all day and write fanfiction! Write it, write it, and let me read it, with ulterior motives."

——Hahaha, as expected of a troll who followed Xueba, he actually knows how to use idioms

——Isn’t it just for you to read it?

——But, Lao Gong, you seem to have a good relationship with Zhou Jun, don’t you?Why didn't he come with you today?

Gong Yaoyao was a bit concerned about others calling him a troll, after all, he is also a student of B University, okay?The foundation is not bad, but seeing someone mentioning Yuzhou behind, his thoughts were taken astray.

"Zhou Jun? You think it's beautiful. How could he broadcast live when he's so busy... No, he's not as considerate as I am, okay? Even if you shout your throat out, he won't broadcast live."

— broken throat... broken throat

——As soon as Zhou Jun was mentioned, Lao Gong became excited!

——If he doesn't come, Lao Gong, why don't you talk about him?

Then it's really time for Gong Yaoyao to perform stand-up comedy. Of course, he didn't really expose Yu Zhou's shortcomings, but just described his "supernatural powers" in detail.In the end, fortunately, he added the sentence "No wonder girls like him."

--Ha ha ha ha!I smell a little sour?

——What are you afraid of?Lao Gong, you should know the man and go up!

"Stop, stop, stop! That's not the way to overcome difficulties, don't mislead the children!" Seeing that it was already ten o'clock, Gong Yaoyao waved at the camera: "Hey, it's late. Ladies and sisters should go to sleep beauty sleep Oh."

——Reluctant...want to sue Lao Gong

——May I ask who doesn’t want to get under the covers with Lao Gong and look at the luminous skirt?

——Wake up in front, Lao Gong already has a husband

Facing the screen full of sleep notifications, sleeping and luminous skirts, Gong Yaoyao squinted at the screen next to him for a long time, a little confused: "I can guess the sleepy notifications, what is that luminous skirt?"

——Hahaha luminous skirt, luminous watch, it doesn’t matter what it is, the important thing is to get luminous and then get into bed!

Gong Yaoyao finally understood, but he still decided to pretend to be confused and not answer, otherwise he would not know how the fans would mock him.

Even so, everyone saw that Gong Yaoyao was a bully, so they dragged him until 10:30 before downloading and turning off the computer.

Having been taught a lot of new knowledge tonight, Gong Yaoyao was still full of doubts when he went to bed, but he didn't know that there would be an even bigger "surprise" waiting for him the next day——

He actually became popular in the ghost animal area of ​​station D.

That "True Love Fan" should also be from the recording and broadcasting group. It was embarrassing for him to cut a lot of material as soon as he finished recording, and rushed to produce a 4-minute ghost animal video overnight, including Gong Yaoyao's surprised "Ah!" , a disgusted "Hey" and other scattered words, coupled with the most popular BGM of station D, was pushed to the homepage by a group of water friends in an instant.

He never expected that he, a Star Wars crewmate, would become popular in the ghost animal area after he started a live broadcast in the entertainment area.

Gong Yaoyao opened Weibo, which was all about Aite, opened D station, and the number of private messages quickly increased, and there were even a few official private messages.Gong Yaoyao, who was in a very complicated mood, posted a "???" Weibo, and all the videos of his ghosts and animals were posted below, in which Aite neatly wrote an account: Zhou Junjiemeng.

Who is this?

After clicking on it, I realized that it was a Weibo that had just been registered for less than two months, and the owner was actually Yu Zhou.

The latest Weibo was also posted yesterday.

Zhou Jun's Dream Interpretation: I know he has a live broadcast, whoever has time can record it for me.

"Does Yu Zhou have cat cakes again? You can see me every day, why do you still watch my live broadcast?" He turned on the camera himself, and was even forced by fans to ask him how he felt about him. How much trouble was brewing?

We can only act first.

Gong Yaoyao nodded and silently commented below.

@gongguoqi: When did you register a Weibo behind my back?

No, it seems a bit strange to say that. He sent it out within 2 minutes and deleted it as soon as possible.While thinking about what to comment, the phone's notification tone rang one after another.

He didn't want to look at it cheaply. He didn't know what kind of moths those fans who were doing things every day were doing. Yu Zhou's comments were sent to Mu Huatian with an emoji.

Gong Yaoyao planned well, and then clicked into Yu Zhou's comment area, only to find that it took only 5 minutes, and the number one comment was already a screenshot.

@白公糖is so delicious: Look at what Laogong deleted in seconds?What are you trying to hide? [funny] [picture]

Do these people have nothing to do?He deleted it in seconds, why was he still screenshotted?

[The author has something to say: Professor Yu: I registered on Weibo behind your back?

Yaoyao: Yes!You are not particular about this person!

Professor Yu: No

Yaoyao: You still deny it, and you have nothing to argue with the witnesses and material evidence.

Professor Yu: OK

[Suddenly bends down and puts Yaoyao on his back]

Yaoyao:? ?Wow?What are you doing?

Professor Yu: Posting on Weibo behind your back, I missed it when I registered, but I can’t do it now.

Yaoyao: ...]