After connecting the wrong bluetooth headset

In just three days, Gong Yaoyao's thousand-degree search history changed from "what did you do on the first date" to "what should you pay attention to when you meet your boyfriend's parents for the first time", but the answers given on the Internet are always the same, and they are all the same. It is written from the perspective of a girl - dress appropriately, don't wear heavy makeup, bring some gifts, remember to be generous.

Gong Yaoyao is still very confident in his looks and clothing. What he fears the most is that he won't be able to catch Yu's father's eyes because his family is full of top students, and he doesn't know what to bring as gifts.

I asked other people, Yu's father has passed his sixtieth birthday, what should be given as a gift at this age?

Gong Yaoyao called his elder brother for help.

——If you want to give a gift, you have to ask your family members, have you never seen someone give a gift to our family?Is it okay to follow that?

"Well, my friend's situation is special..." Of course Gong Yaoyao didn't dare to say that this friend had to add the word "male" in front of him. He helped me, his father is a retired professor of our school, and his mother is a consultant of the Chinese Dance Association, our family's situation is completely different from his family's."

—Wait, professor and dancer?

Just as Gong Yaoyao was about to answer, there was a rustling sound from the microphone, followed by a noisy discussion between the elder brother and his mother. After half a minute, the microphone was turned on to amplify, and the original elder brother was in the receiver. , and the whole family is waiting next to the mobile phone.

——Yay, you mean your friend's father is a university professor?His mother is a dancer?

It is Gong Yaoyao's father who can't speak clearly and his teeth are leaking.

"That's right...he has good grades, and I heard that he can be recommended to Tsinghua University if he works with his tutor on a project."

——It’s incredible, it’s a scholarly family.You must have a good time with this friend, hold your thighs tightly, and tell your family if you need help.

It's not too late, it's Gong Yaoyao's mother who can grasp the key point right away.

——If you want me to say, like professors and artists, they don't like those vulgar gifts.How about going to the antique market to find some calligraphy and paintings?

The soft-spoken and sweet voice is Gong Yaoyao's sister-in-law.

——I don’t know which dynasty or master they like, and it’s so expensive for the first time, what if they don’t accept it?If you want me to say, bring a few bottles of wine and buy some fruit, you can't go wrong.

It's rare that the second brother is at home today.

——Small Mouse, when will you get fat, Dabao and Erbao miss you!

Even the two little ones from the big brother's house came!

Gong Yaoyao had no room to intervene at all, listening to the group of people in the microphone, the discussion was full of enthusiasm, but in the end there was no consensus.

"Okay, okay! I'll give you a bar!" If I knew it, I shouldn't have talked about the situation of Yu Zhou's family. Look at the excitement of the family. If I don't stop it in time, the ghost knows what their topic will become. "I bought it myself. still?"

——You can also send wine!We prepare both red and white wines, professors drink white, artists drink red!Boss, remember you knew a wine merchant?Ask him to give you a set in the past.

After a lot of hard work, the gift was finally done.

Saturday came as promised, Gong Yaoyao was not sure what Yu Zhou's parents would like to dress up, so he imitated Yu Zhou's outfit and came up with a set.The two met at the stairs early in the morning. Gong Yaoyao was holding two large hardcover wine boxes, covering his face completely, and Yu Zhou almost didn't recognize him when he turned the stairs.

After receiving a relatively large box, Yu Zhou dressed casually today, while Gong Yaoyao wore a windbreaker and tight pants. Those who didn't know thought that the two were wearing each other's clothes: "Why are you dressed like that today?"

"I dress according to your style..." Yu Zhou's dressing style must have been subtly influenced by his parents, right?It's safer for him to dress like this, "Can't you?"

Yu Zhou walked around Gong Yaoyao twice, and nodded thoughtfully: "It's not impossible."

Judging from Yu Zhou's tone, it seemed that something was really wrong, Gong Yaoyao also handed the other wine box to Yu Zhou, turned around and was about to go back to the dormitory: "Then tell me, what kind of clothes do your parents like. "

Usually, Gong Yaoyao belongs to the type who just needs to wear comfortable clothes. He tries on one piece of clothing and thinks it looks good, and even buys ten pieces at once to go home.Now that he is so serious about preparing gifts and choosing clothes, apart from his nervousness, it is also because he cares—because he cares about Yu Zhou, he cares about his parents, and he cares more about whether his performance will cause them trouble.

Yu Zhou didn't answer him directly, but just grabbed his arm to prevent him from leaving: "Actually, you don't need to prepare any presents, as long as you arrive, let's go."

Along the way, Gong Yaoyao, who usually talks a lot, talked even more. He even made up several sets of excuses, including introducing himself, explaining his poor grades, confessing his true love, and praising his parents.

"You really don't need to be so nervous." The two of them sat side by side in the back row of the bus, Yu Zhou lowered his voice and whispered into Gong Yaoyao's ear.

"... If you came to my house, wouldn't you be nervous?"

"What's there to be nervous about? I'm so good, no one has hated me since I was a child." Yu Zhou was full of confidence, no, it should be said full of conceit, "Except for you when we first met. You hated me so much back then ?”

When Yu Zhou asked, Gong Yaoyao seriously recalled it, and he almost forgot the reason why he "disliked" Yu Zhou in the first place.The two are always compared. Gong Yaoyao, who has been loved by the whole family since he was a child, lost his brilliance after he arrived at university—not only without brilliance, but even with a lot of stigma.

Unconvinced in his heart, he turned his attention to the much-anticipated Yu Zhou, who was also outstanding in appearance, so why were they treated so differently?

The hate at that time should not only be hated, but also include yearning for envy, approaching with curiosity, and indignation of being ignored in the end.

Fortunately, they are no longer "dead enemies", and even sublimated a more beautiful relationship.

Although he was full of emotions in his heart, Gong Yaoyao didn't really say it out. Looking at Yu Zhou, who had become more and more narcissistic recently, he said, "I hate it, and I hate it now. I wish I could fight with you now."

"Murder your own husband in public, you are such a person!"

"What kind of husband, it's Lao Gong!"

"Ok, Lao Gong, murder your husband."

Yu Zhou's parents can be regarded as "prominent" people with a head and face. Gong Yaoyao originally thought that Yu Zhou's house was not a small villa, but a duplex in a high-end community.Who would have thought that Yu Zhou would lead him to an old building with only two six-storey buildings in total.

Gong Yaoyao looked up at the gray building in front of him, feeling sorry for Yu Zhou in his heart - no wonder he studied so hard, it seems that his family's financial situation is not very good.

However, after encountering the vice-principal by chance at the entrance of the building, and the head of the department while climbing the stairs, Gong Yaoyao stiffened like a low-quality robot.

"What kind of building are you guys here? Those who engage in academics... um..." Gong Yaoyao, who is so poor, is embarrassed to say, "Is it so simple and unpretentious?"

"This is the staff dormitory allocated by the school in the early years. It is convenient for neighbors to hold meetings. Many professors and deans fly all over the world and are not at home often, so they don't bother to move."

Finally arrived at the fourth floor. There are four households on the first floor of this building. In the old building of more than [-]s, there are households with iron anti-theft doors.Just as Yu Zhou was about to open the door, a family of three happened to come out from the opposite door.

Gong Yaoyao quietly looked at the young couple, and waited until they left before gossiping: "Such a young professor?"

"I originally lived in Dao Xie. During the two years my father got married, he went abroad, so he sold the house."

Gong Yaoyao snorted, wondering how Xie Chaofan would come back after going abroad, so Yu Zhou opened the door with a key.

"Oh?!" Why didn't you say hello in advance?Gong Yaoyao didn't know where to put his hands and feet.

In such an old building, it is natural to assume that the decoration of the house should also be very old.But Yu Zhou's house is decorated in a very unique way, and it can even be said to be full of artistic atmosphere-the wall facing the door seems a bit worn out, but if you look carefully, you will find that the surrounding walls are specially painted in an old-fashioned style, and the furniture is painted in yellow. It is mainly made of brown wood, and there are many photos of Yuzhou's mother performing on the walls and corner cabinets. It is not difficult to see how much the host of this house loves his wife.

The living room in front of him seemed much bigger than he had imagined.

Seeing him looking around, Yu Zhou explained to him: "My family bought the house next door and opened it up, leaving my father's study room and my mother's practice room."

Sure enough, you can't just look at the surface when looking at things!

"Dad, Mom, I'm back." Yu Zhou put two boxes of wine boxes on the hall cabinet, skillfully took off his coat and changed into slippers, and handed a new pair to Gong Yaoyao.

"Hey..." When Gong Yaoyao bent over to take off his shoes, he saw a pair of delicate ankles coming out of the corner and stopping in front of him.

"Xiao Gong, come here, don't be too polite. You must be tired on the road, Yu Zhou, go and pour some water."

Yu Zhou walked away in response.

Only Gong Yaoyao was left alone, and he was worried that he would not be able to handle it.After putting on the shoes, I looked up and saw Yu Zhou's mother. I couldn't help but sigh, she is indeed an artist, her figure is really good, her temperament is better than her body, so Yu Zhou's long legs are inherited from his mother?

"Hello, Auntie." He was a little at a loss, picked up the red wine and put it in Yu Zhou's mother's hand, "Well, I don't know what you like, so I just brought two bottles of wine..."

"It's fine if someone comes, what do you bring?" Yu's mother naturally pulled Gong Yaoyao over and patted him on the shoulder, "You treat this place as your own home, don't be restrained. Yu Zhou told us, you It’s not convenient to leave home to study in City B and go home, so we’ll come back here to spend the holidays together.”

Halfway through the conversation, Mother Yu looked inside to make sure that the father and son didn't pay attention to this side, and then added: "Both of them are rigid, and I like you just by looking at your photos. I heard from Yu Zhou that you are very good at playing games." , What is that called Star Wars? Can you play with me?"

The dancer in my impression should be cold and repulsive. Gong Yaoyao never thought that Yu's mother was so kind and fashionable.I silently retorted in my heart that your son is much better than me, but he finally had a topic he is good at, how could he miss this opportunity to show himself?

His previously tense mood finally relaxed a lot.

Yu Zhou poured water and brought fruit, and was sent by Yu's mother to help Yu's father.

"Let's do it?" What do you do?

"Yes, you have to eat something good during the Mid-Autumn Festival. Your uncle is too busy, and Yu Zhou often helps."

Surprised, are men cooking in Yu Zhou's house?

Sure enough, as Yu Zhou said, Gong Yaoyao didn't feel unfamiliar at his house at all. He chatted and played games in the afternoon, and watched TV programs with Yu's mother; , there are many of his favorites, especially the braised pork, which is well-proportioned and tasty, and the meat in Baiyueguang cafeteria in his mind has to give way.

Although Yu Zhou's father didn't talk much, he didn't show any expression at all. He urged Yu Zhou to add some dishes that were out of reach for Gong Yaoyao several times. Along with the Mid-Autumn Festival party, Gong Yaoyao's heart was also filled with the soft moonlight.

Did Yu Zhou really tell his parents about their relationship?How can it be so peaceful?Gong Yaoyao was full of doubts.

But when Yu's mother took out a quilt from the top shelf of the closet and led him to Yu Zhou's bedroom, the truth of this doubt was instantly revealed.

"Xiao Gong, the guest room at home has been converted into a cloakroom, so I feel wronged that you and Yu Zhou are crammed together tonight?"

"No, Auntie, I can sleep in the living room..."

"Aren't you guys in a relationship? There's nothing to be ashamed about. What's the point of sleeping in the living room? Let my mother-in-law know that we're not entertained well, so go quickly."

Gong Yaoyao, who was forcibly pushed into Yuzhou's bedroom, looked bewildered. And this kind of parents who drive their sons to sleep with their boyfriends?

[The author has something to say: Yaoyao: Did you hear that, what did your mother call me?

Yaoyao: Little Gong!My position is clear today!

Yu Zhou: ... as long as you are happy. 】