After connecting the wrong bluetooth headset

It was rare for Yu Zhou to take time out of the eleventh holiday to accompany Gong Yaoyao to visit Q City, and when he returned to school, he would immediately be entangled in a backlog of work.

When asking for leave before the festival, Director Xie readily agreed.Just because he agreed so simply, Yu Zhou felt a little sorry, and after he came back, he took the initiative to take over most of the work.

Senior sister’s final project overlaps with the project. Gong Yaoyao received the news that Yu Zhou didn’t have much time to go to the cafeteria with him recently, and asked curiously: “This is senior sister Chen’s final project. I asked you to do it all. How should she write the thesis? ?”

"I assisted in the preparation of materials, contacted raw material manufacturers, and then did some basic and routine experiments. It is better to analyze the data and discuss the conclusions together."

"Then you can't even eat food, can you?" Gong Yaoyao's main concern is still eating, and he had an idea, "Well, how about I come to be your administrative secretary? Help you order meals, some simple sending and receiving emails And I can come by phone."

Looking back, Gong Yaoyao was so resistant to contacting Yu Zhou at first, the office was a purgatory for him, he was afraid of avoiding it, and when he arrived, he just thought about how to be lazy and fish, but now he actually offered to help, and he had to admire the greatness of "love" .

Yu Zhou couldn't waste Gong Yaoyao's "good intentions", nodded and said, "Okay, thank you."

"What is there to thank for our relationship!"

Along with efficient work, more data analysis software is needed. Naturally, the classic computer in the office can't support it, and the construction period is infinitely extended. In the end, Yu Zhou had no choice but to bring his notebook and use it together.

Gong Yaoyao arrived a few hours later than them, sent out the routine mail every day, booked lunch for the whole group in advance, recorded it in the accounting table, Gong Yaoyao quietly ordered more snacks and fruits for everyone as a gift Yes, there is nothing to do after that.

He has been tired of playing mobile phones for the past few days, and he has played all the new games recently. Gong Yaoyao remembered that his mobile phone number had just been changed to a 99 yuan national unlimited data package. He turned on the hotspot and connected to the Internet with his laptop, ready to browse casually Click on the web page.

After all, it is a free network, and the speed of the network is very urgent. It takes a lot of circles to drive a thousand degrees.Gong Yaoyao was doing nothing, when a message popped up in the lower right corner of the computer—your friend [Win is you] is online.

"This name seems familiar?" Gong Yaoyao moved the mouse to the lower right corner, and the prompt popped up in the friend window of the SDEAM platform - Star Wars is a game on the SDEAM platform, and this account is Yuzhou's platform Friends, it is...!

Gong Yaoyao suddenly remembered that this "win is you" was the passer-by troll when he was kicked out of June 1!Later, the two had a 1v[-], and this troll changed his face and asked for power training. If he hadn't finally bonded with Yu Zhou later, maybe his current master is this person.

How could Yu Zhou have this person's friends? After all, his friend list is less than 20.

Is it...

It was him, Gong Yaoyao, who was so powerful in all directions, and Yu Zhou really had a crush on him, and bought a trumpet to get closer to him?

But, why is he so bloody tormenting himself?

While spraying sweets on each other to make friends happy, while the god abuses vegetables and waits for him to take the bait?

Gong Yaoyao thought of one head and two big ones, and looked up at Yu Zhou next door who was concentrating on browsing through the materials, and felt that it was impossible. Yu Zhou was so busy that he didn't have many chances to get his own big one, how could he have the brains to think about it? Nope.

In front of him was Yu Zhou's computer, and he couldn't figure out the truth, so he just looked it up.Gong Yaoyao whistled silently, and opened the Star Wars client by shaking it left and right—Yu Zhou really clicked on remember password and automatic login.

Like a housewife who discovers her husband's little secret, Gong Yaoyao looks at the computer for a while, and then checks to see if Yu Zhou has discovered her.The network speed of the mobile hotspot was very slow, and it took a full one and a half minutes to log in. After experiencing a "network error, please try again later", I finally logged into the game interface.

His first step, of course, was to open the friend list. Sure enough, among the dozen or so friends who were not grouped at all, he saw a certain target account. Yu Zhou was different from him. It must be hidden here.Gong Yaoyao clicked on the chat history almost confidently, but the content was empty.

Where is the trouble?Even he himself had a mediocre relationship with Yu Zhou at the beginning, and there was a record of adding a friend to reply to the other party.Now this account and Yu Zhou's account don't have a single word. Either Yu Zhou deleted the chat history on purpose, or this account is really Yu Zhou's trumpet.

Gong Yaoyao's inner drama was full of drama, and he thought of at least four, five, six or seven possibilities, and his eyes were a little straight.The direct result is: so engrossed in thinking, Yu Zhou didn't even notice when he came behind him.

"How did you log into my account?"

The sudden sentence of "invoke the teacher to ask the crime" made Gong Yaoyao conditioned to hold up the notebook in fright, but Yuzhou's hand was one step ahead of him, grabbing the edge of the computer screen.

"Ah...hahaha." Gong Yaoyao laughed dryly, and looked back at Yu Zhou's expression with his back straightened. Fortunately, it was quite normal.At this time, he needs to take the initiative to attack and turn passive into active!He couldn't help raising his voice two times, "I wanted to log in to my account, but you clicked the automatic login, and, besides, how do you have this person's friend?!"

Yu Zhou looked at the game interface, chuckled and said, "Why can't I have his friends? Just because you quarreled with him?"

Yu Zhou knew that they had a bad relationship?Gong Yaoyao once again praised his guess: "If you want to get close to me, you can get close! Why do you still create a trumpet?"

"Trumpet? Do you think I have time to play trumpet?" Yu Zhou didn't bother to go around with him any more, and told the truth directly, "This is my nephew's Star Wars." "..." When did Yu Zhou The nephew who came out?

"Actually, you can say that this is my account. It was built for my nephew to play. Do you remember that I said that I had an appointment with someone before the volunteer activity? It was my nephew who came to me and cried, saying that he was sprayed by someone in the game. I registered for him the next day and won a solo match."

"..." Gong Yaoyao was ashamed, the world is really small?His teammates who encounter pitfalls while playing games will also spray, but that is the only time when he added a friend's pitfalls.It’s fine to add friends, and there are even other contacts in the future... He suddenly figured out something, "I know! So every time I talk to this account, you are the one who speaks politely and rationally?!"

"That's right, it's my nephew who cursed."

In such a hurry to get rid of the relationship, it seems that he also knows what that nephew has done. Gong Yaoyao thought in his heart: "My nephew doesn't teach, it's my uncle's fault. You don't like the nephew who is a primary school student, even if you help him play, you will be punished." .”

Although Gong Yaoyao's words made some sense, Yu Zhou found an entry point that he could not refute at all: "Who said my nephew is a primary school student?"

"It's all your nephew..." Gong Yaoyao retorted reflexively, and suddenly remembered that Yu Zhou's father was over 60, "Don't tell me your nephew is an adult!"

"Not only is he an adult, but he is also older than me. My uncle is older than my dad in his 20s. He is my uncle's grandson. He has already graduated and worked. He usually requires good conduct at work. He likes to pretend to be a primary school student when he surfs the Internet. I don't blame you for admitting his mistakes."

"Then... is it convenient to ask what his job is..." Gong Yaoyao always felt that Yu Zhou's family was very strange.

"Elementary School Dean."

In Gong Yaoyao's heart, [-] grass-mud horses galloped past. He called his family before, and when his parents kept chasing Yu Zhou's family as a scholarly family, he still complained, how can there be an old man who is a professor and a scholarly family.But now that he learned that Yu Zhou's eldest nephew is the teaching director, he suddenly felt that if Yu Zhou told him how many principals, deans, and professors his family had produced, he would not be surprised.

"Great-grandfather was the president of Nantah University, and later married the editor-in-chief of a magazine. After that, every generation has many scholars who are engaged in literature."

see?I didn't know so much before, and the parents at home were so excited, so I had to hide the rest, once I knew that they were not allowed to offer Yu Zhou as a Bodhisattva, Gong Yaoyao snorted: "Don't think, you said these things I can forget about the fact that you lied to me."

The old and the new grudges are settled together, and if there is another profit, isn't Gong Yaoyao just earning blood?

"It's not that I didn't tell you, it's that I never had a chance." Yu Zhou was very obedient, and chose to be frank and lenient, "I wanted to tell you about the physical test in May, but I don't think there will be any chance to meet on that account in the future. I didn't say it."

Gong Yaoyao almost forgot about it. Now that Yu Zhou mentioned it, he was so angry that he grabbed the mouse and wanted to hit him: "Duplicity is fun, isn't it? I'll tell you what it means to play games. Why don’t you just talk about it? Isn’t it right to just look at my relative?”

The office, which has been very quiet recently, is extremely lively today, and the nerves of the team members who are tense due to the short time period are also relieved a lot.Gong Yaoyao grabbed the props, and then chased Yu Zhou all over the room with his bare hands, but later Yu Zhou was able to dodge, but he took a few punches hard, and it was Gong Yaoyao who felt distressed in the end.

Back in the dormitory, Gong Yaoyao couldn't help complaining about it to Yu Zhenxiong.

"Look! What am I talking about! When you fainted in the school infirmary, did I prophesy?" Yu Zhenxiong desperately claimed credit, "When you get married, I must hold the Bluetooth headset in my left hand and the thunderbolt in my right hand." Snake mouse, wearing a pair of fluorescent green sweatpants on the legs! The red envelope is gone, and I can perform the vertigo Dafa on the spot."

"It's all right, what kind of marriage did you get?"

"Why not? Now it's 8102, and same-sex marriage is legal in two countries or regions in Asia. Maybe in ten years, same-sex marriage will be legal in China?"

Gong Yaoyao had no illusions about this. After all, the more expectations, the more disappointments. He turned his head and complained about this on the Internet, but many people stamped that he and Yu Zhou really had a "bad relationship".

Gong Yaoyao, who refuted on the surface, is the most beautiful inside.

[The author has something to say: There is an easter egg at the end of this chapter. If anyone has seen my old goblin (there is no 2333 by visual inspection), then this book is related to this timeline. Same-sex marriage legalized 2333

So, Brother Xiong really predicted it!

In addition, it's the end of the month, objective gentlemen who pass by, don't save the monthly pass, it won't be used up this month, it will disappear next month.

Love everyone~]