After connecting the wrong bluetooth headset

Whoever celebrates the birthday is the oldest, Yu Zhou has already clicked "Agree", Gong Yaoyao only has to play with him, and soon entered the reading interface.

One side is one A and one S of the pirate team, and the opposite is their old friends, General Ba and Liu Liu, who chose the double A lineup of the inspectors.

[All] General Ba: I haven't played the game for so long, you were so good before, now I'm afraid my wife will lose everything?

[All] Meng Lang: Hehe, young man, how many points do you have?

[All] General Ba: I'm talking about a game with you!What do you mean?

[All] Meng Lang: Slightly slightly slightly, with my own hand, you don't care what words you want to type!

[All] Meng Lang: How much is a model?

Even if she wanted to go abroad, she was still no match for the horror of being dominated by the same model. Jiang Jiang was so excited by Gong Yaoyao's words that she lost her demeanor, and she couldn't even care about her own development, let alone cooperate with Liu Liu.

Looking at Gong Yaoyao's reaction, Yu Zhou probably didn't take this battle seriously, just like the entertainment bureau, harassing left and right, it's not bad to end up in a leisurely way.

"Yaoer, why don't we bomb their hometown again?"

Seeing that it was almost twelve o'clock, Gong Yaoyao knew it was not the time for them to dawdle, so he nodded quickly: "Okay, let's go!"

Driving along the way, Gong Yaoyao discovered some strange places. He remembered that Jiang Jiang's equipment was not very good when they were dealing with each other.

Gong Yaoyao's frown became deeper and deeper: "Yu Zhou, I don't think it's right..."

"What's wrong?" Yu Zhou continued to move forward without distraction.

"I always feel that they seem to invite you into the urn."

But since it's an entertainment game, it doesn't matter if you win or lose in the end. Gong Yaoyao listened to Yu Zhou's arrangement, and he stayed behind, while Yu Zhou rushed to the front row of the enemy immediately.

[All] Six Liu Liu: We have found the energy crystal, are you sure you can't come and grab it?

[All] General Ba: Hahaha, do you think we will let you obediently burn down your hometown?

it is as expected!Gong Yaoyao was startled: "Yu Zhou, be careful!"

Almost at the same time, there was a "boom" explosion from the stereo on Yuzhou's computer: "Yao'er!"

"Tell you to be careful, be careful! Why are you so careless!" Gong Yaoyao looked sideways at Yu Zhou's computer, but his neck froze.

On the high-definition screen, Jiang Jiang and Liu Liu used a lot of resources to pile up a line of English letters. When Yu Zhou lit a corner of the base, countless fireworks rose into the sky, and in the star field shining with countless lights, they gradually spelled out a sentence—— —MARRYME.

"Marryme." Seeing Gong Yaoyao in a daze, Yu Zhou turned sideways and stepped over the sofa, with one leg on the ground and the other half-kneeling on the armrest beside Gong Yaoyao, holding Yaoyao's hand from top to bottom face, "Yaoer, it's my birthday, I don't want anything else. I just want you..."

The result of the game doesn't matter anymore, Gong Yaoyao never thought of Yu Zhou's so-called "planned", and he actually found a group performer "planned". Unspeakable emotions: "It's your birthday, why are you surprising me like this..."

"In this life, meeting you is the biggest surprise for me."

This was the best love story Gong Yaoyao had ever heard. He put his arms around Yu Zhou's neck and said, "Yu Zhou, me too!"

Before the computer could be turned off in the future, Gong Yaoyao wrapped his legs around Yu Zhou's waist in a embracing posture, and Gong Yaoyao wrapped his legs around Yu Zhou's waist. The words I was too embarrassed to say during the day came out: "You know what? I had a dream this afternoon."

"Huh? What dream?" Yu Zhou supported Gong Yaoyao's buttocks with both hands, turned around and left the computer room, and walked towards the bedroom.

"I met senior sister Tao a few days ago, and she also said that I am your best gift."

"uh-huh?"

"Also, it's not as good as giving any gift—" Gong Yaoyao paused, then lowered his voice a little, "It's not as good as

Tie a bow on my dick and throw it in your arms...Huh?Why are you suddenly exerting force! "

"It's very rare for me to bring you back to the bedroom." God knows how hard Yu Zhou endured. He was either at his own home before, or it was inconvenient to do it when he went out to play. Today, he finally got a good opportunity for a weekend and met The little ancestor teased him ignorantly, "Do you know there is a word called self-inflicted?"

The door of the bedroom was knocked open, and Yu Zhou and Gong Yaoyao fell into the soft bed together. The two of them did not know whether it was because of the movement of less than a hundred steps, or some other reason, they were both panting heavily, the theme of pirates The lighting in the room is warm, which makes Gong Yaoyao's already blushing face softer.

Gong Yaoyao looked at Yu Zhou who was propped on top of him, and recalled the scene in his dream in a daze. He raised his arms and paused every word: "Then you let me suffer..."

"..."

"It's really similar to the dream, Yu Zhou, in the dream you don't have any clothes on." At such a time, Gong Yaoyao still dared to laugh.

The first time I wanted to be gentle, but the other one didn't seem to have so many worries, so he was not polite.

Yu Zhou knelt on both sides of Gong Yaoyao's legs, restrained Gong Yaoyao directly under his crotch, and took off the pullover without saying a word.

A certain person who was bewitched by masculinity stared blankly at Yu Zhou's clean undressing, and only knew how handsome his man was, but he didn't know that he was about to face a catastrophe.

Gong Yaoyao has always been puzzled, obviously he is an otaku, why his own body is soft, but Yu Zhou is lean, not only lean, but also chest muscles, abdominal muscles, and mermaid lines.

Thinking chaotically in his head, his hand involuntarily touched the opponent's waist. Yu Zhou, who was "eating tofu", did not hide at all, and even took Gong Yaoyao's hand and stroked downward.

"help me."

"Help, help for what?"

Yu Zhou frowned, wrapping Gong Yaoyao's with his big hands, and unfastened the buckle of his belt belt with a "click": "What do you mean to help me?"

"Help you...take off your pants?"

As if bewitched, Gong Yaoyao followed Yu Zhou's movements and pulled out the belt from the buckle little by little. What he pulled out was not only the belt, but also the line that he and Yu Zhou had never crossed. The belt was completely untied. , when he reached out to pull Yu Zhou's zipper, Yu Zhou pressed his palm on it.

He can't move!

And, it's huge!

While Gong Yaoyao was amazed, Yu Zhou had already leaned down and approached his ear: "Why are you in such a hurry?"

"No, it's not..."

Although he denied it, his fingers clearly sensed the frequency of Yu Zhou's pulse. Gong Yaoyao was actually a little anxious. If he was not in a hurry, why would he have that kind of dream in the afternoon, and how could he see Yu Zhou when he woke up? Zhou's face could not be calm for a long time.

"It's okay, I'm in a hurry too. But today is the first time, let's take our time."

——I am the dividing line of a luxury car with a total length of 2412——

This Saturday, Gong Yaoyao is destined to miss the morning.

After an unbearable groan/groan, Gong Yaoyao realized the fact that his waist was broken before he opened his eyes. Isn't it said that virgins are quick the first time?But why did Yuzhou torment him for more than three hours last night?

Although it was painful at first, and even a little scared, Yuzhou made enough preparations, and half an hour later he also tasted some sweetness.

I'm afraid it will be necessary to nourish the kidney in the future.

Even so, Gong Yaoyao was still a little embarrassed, moved a little, and continued to pretend to be asleep.

Yu Zhou, who had been listening to the commotion here, naturally discovered someone's little thoughts immediately, and touched his head along his neck, back, and groin...

"Yu Zhou!" Worried about his "virginity", Gong Yaoyao turned around instantly, "What are you doing in the early morning?!"

Yu Zhou smiled and touched Gong Yaoyao's face: "It's not morning now."

"I don't care, anyway, you can't..."

"I can't what?"

"...!" Gong Yaoyao ate Coptis chinensis dumbly and glared at Yu Zhou. "Yesterday you said that I told you to stop, and you will stop!"

"What I'm saying is, if you feel uncomfortable, tell me, husband, I don't want to do it today, so I will stop."

After playing for a long time, Yu Zhou never planned to let him go from the very beginning, and the good things he said were also to slander him.

But in the end even he felt comfortable, and he didn't seem to have a position to say anything more.It just so happened that Yu Zhou's phone beside the bed rang several times, and Gong Yaoyao used this to change the subject: "What's the sound?"

Yu Zhou didn't even look at it, his eyes were still fixed on Yaoyao: "I don't know, maybe it's a birthday congratulations."

Not to mention this, Gong Yaoyao almost forgot, today is Yu Zhou's birthday!The two of them went to bed before twelve o'clock last night, and it was almost four o'clock when they slept. His feet hadn't even touched the ground, let alone given gifts.

"Yu Zhou, that... happy birthday."

"Well, I'm really happy."

"I'll get you a gift!" Gong Yaoyao propped himself up on the bed and wanted to sit up, but as soon as he tried hard, there was a protest sound from his waist, and he didn't even bend five degrees, and he was carried straight on the bed again.

Yu Zhou laughed out loud.

Gong Yaoyao became completely angry from embarrassment: "You are still laughing! Don't you want to see who did it?!"

"It was indeed done by me." Yu Zhou claimed the pot without hesitation, and added the accent on the word "to do", "Today, I will say all my regrets from now on. I will do this for the rest of my life."

Gong Yaoyao was even slightly moved.

"In order to apologize, I brought a gift here." Yu Zhou was not as coy as Gong Yaoyao, he directly lifted the quilt and left the bedroom naked.

Gong Yaoyao couldn't leave Yu Zhou's eyes for a moment. He always thought that although he was less than 1.8 meters tall, his legs were still quite long. Compared with Yu Zhou, he was like a duck and an ostrich.

Yu Zhou came back with a box within 3 minutes after going out. He sat by the bed and stuffed it into Gong Yaoyao's hand: "This is a gift for the first anniversary of our acquaintance."

Gong Yaoyao looked at the shape of the box: "Is it a ring?"

Giving rings to boys is always a bit strange, right?

"You open it and take a look?"

Gong Yaoyao was aroused by Yu Zhou's inscrutable expression, and slowly opened the box——

On the red velvet fabric, there were actually two official medals with the logo of the pirate regiment camp. Gong Yaoyao was pleasantly surprised and turned to the back, only to find that Yu Zhou and his game account name were engraved on the recessed back groove——Zhou Junhe Dream Lang.

For Star Wars players, this is simply a more precious gift than a diamond ring!

Gong Yaoyao was ecstatic. Since yesterday, Yu Zhou had given him surprises one after another. Looking back at himself, the birthday presents he prepared were all so ordinary.

He hesitated: "Yu Zhou, it's your birthday, or you gave me a present..."

"Fool." Yu Zhou looked at Yaoyao affectionately, "Didn't I tell you yesterday that being with me is the best gift."

[The author has something to say: General Ba: Let me tell you!If Mr. Zhou hadn't agreed to give me a signed commemorative coin poster, I wouldn't have helped you guys!

General Ba: Gong Guoqi? !Please speak!Are you scared? !

General Ba: . . . . . .

Liu Liu: Needless to say, they are definitely not in front of the computer anymore

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First of all, see Weibo for the 2412-character luxury car!Weibo @古左左左左, check the Weibo comment section posted in the early morning of May 5, or search for 29 and luxury cars, all of which are fine.

As of tonight, the main text of "Connecting the Wrong Bluetooth Headphones in the Advanced Education" will be finished. It has lasted from March to today, and it has not been broken for three whole months. I will order root wax for my kidney 2333

Next, I will probably take a break for a period of time, and then I will update some episodes from time to time. If you are interested, you can leave a message to me, or give me a long comment. Thank you, bosses!

All the thoughts will be written after I finish writing the extra episode, there will be three articles if there is no accident in the extra episode!Anyway, just don’t urge me (and no one will urge me)

The next article will start around the end of July, and the title of the article is tentatively "What's Under the Boy's Skirt". See you then~

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