The second disease teaches you to be a man [comprehensive]

After school,

The members of the basketball club licked the sweet popsicles they bought from the convenience store, and they followed the black-haired boy who was circling around them on his skates to the gate of his house.

They looked at the towering gate outside the luxurious mansion, and the popsicle stick they were biting in their mouths hit their feet with a few thumps. Only Akashi, who was born in a wealthy family, was still smiling calmly.

A few guys who have never seen the world have never closed their mouths since the first time they saw the mansion that was incompatible with ordinary Japanese-style houses, "..."

Hello!Why can the house be built into a magical style similar to Disney Castle!Is this really no problem?

Apart from the surprise at the first glance, Luma quickly recovered his superficial calm. He glanced at his humiliated teammate with disgust, and then asked the inexplicably silent owner, "Why don't you go in?"

Guangzhou looked up and studied the magnificent sky, "His Highness is waiting for a moment when the time, place and people are harmonious, so that he can enter the door."

Midorima thought for a while, then nodded happily, "That's right."

other people:"……"

Enough is enough for the two of you!How long are they going to stand like this!

One minute later, at the gate of the typical middle-school-style gate, the black-haired boy cheerfully chanted a spell to the lifelike three-meter-high black copper statue.

"Alexstrasza, the patron saint of the Augustus Empire! Please show me your true face!"

Suddenly, two bright circles of light shot out from the eyes of the originally dull giant copper bell, completely enveloping the people outside the door. A few seconds later, a mechanically cold male voice emerged from the opening and closing mouth. out.

"The door to another world is about to open to His Majesty the Great. Welcome to your friends as well - respected Earl Scarlet, Black Panther Knight, Frog Warrior, Ghost Rider, Amethyst Troll, Your Excellency the Grizzly Orangutan."

Everyone in the basketball club who heard this long-lost nickname showed constipated expressions: "..."

Why do I have the subtle feeling of seeing other people's mobile phones commenting on me?Although they already know that this sanctimonious guy likes to give them nicknames.

After entering the inside, everyone was once again attracted by the extraordinarily high-tech decoration.

It was as if they had really entered the future world through that gate. Silver-blue light strips ran through the entire room like a school of fluorescent fish, and a few meteor-like rays of light streaked across the wall from time to time.

All the staff sat in front of Guangzhou's long table, looking at the surrounding decorations in amazement, and Heizi poked the humming mechanical dog next to the dining table sweeping the floor with a serious expression.

The round sky-blue eyes revealed a gentle smile, and bright little flowers bloomed from the blue depths of the sky.

"What a surprise, I thought that Mr. Guangzhou's house would be a little more special." Although he felt rude, Heizi still couldn't help but look at the house he had never seen before. He thought for a while and said such an evaluation.

"Ah, I thought the place where this guy lived would be surrounded by all kinds of strange surroundings! For example, the kind that wears dresses at home. I didn't expect it to be so modern." Qingfeng hugged a transparent basketball of unknown material The pillow is like a lazy wild leopard nestling on the sofa, touching and pinching in various ways.

The others nodded in agreement.

Qingfeng struggled to turn his head away from the soft sofa, pointed at the other Ziyuan lying on the huge sofa like a giant, and the serious and pious Midorima, and asked in a dissatisfied tone, "What are you two guys doing?" You don’t need tutoring?”

Although he is not angry, but it seems that he only knows how to eat and drink, and the tall and silly Murasakihara's grades are unexpectedly high.

Midorima Shintaro withdrew his gaze from looking around, he raised his lucky object above his head, his righteous appearance was comparable to the standing Statue of Liberty, he replied righteously, "If it wasn't for Guangzhou's kind invitation, I would won't come here."

As if to avoid slapping the face to death, he followed closely, "Besides, this is the order of Captain Hongcun. The contact and learning guidance in the same space can deepen the connection between people, which is very important for team building. Favorable. Otherwise, how could I talk with you at this precious time. "

"I'm so thirsty, little boy, do you have anything to drink at home? Do you know how to entertain guests?" Shogo Huisaki flipped through the decorations casually, snatched the mechanical dog on the ground from Heizi's hand, and gave one in return. With a triumphant and provocative expression, he obviously didn't take the owner of the house seriously, and began to command others arrogantly as soon as he entered.

"Hey! Haizaki! Can you be more polite in someone else's house!" Midorima's brow furrowed enough to pinch a few mosquitoes to death.

Guangzhou didn't care, he just snapped his fingers.

A dark-clad man came out of the kitchen, holding several trays in his hands with black-edged gold-patterned leather gloves.

The person who came was Candlestick Cut.

He was summoned by Guang Zhou from Honmaru to the present world since yesterday.

The bodies of several half-grown teenagers tensed up involuntarily when they saw someone dressed up.

Because this person is dressed like a sailor who just came from a pirate ship, the tip of the gold-rimmed hat is separated from the top of the forehead, pointedly erected, the two knives are crossed under the head of a white scary skull, and there is a black blindfold on his face. Fortunately, the eyes are still kind.

Candlestick definitely didn't know what they were thinking, and he smiled formulaically and politely at the guests.

"I've been waiting for a long time, my lord."

Immediately, the eyes of the others changed, and their strange eyes fell on Guangzhou who was holding his chin: "..."

I didn't expect you to be this kind of person.

After placing several trays in front of the young man in order, Candlestick Qie silently retreated to the side.While no one else was paying attention to him, Zhu Keqie secretly raised his eyelids, observed the lord's friends in this world, and couldn't help but began to compare Fu Sangshen's treatment with theirs.

Although the lord is going to school now, Fu Sangshen in Honmaru has not been forgotten. Every day, one person can receive a gift from the lord who regularly returns to Honmaru.

Probably he will never forget the horrible scene that the super master Hasebe almost cried himself to death when he received the gift from the lord, and the shocked expression on Xiaohumaru's face when he received the automatic grooming machine. Quirky look.

And his gift is this majestic pirate outfit, and I don't know if it's because of the lord's obsession with taking away his blindfold that he made this choice.

Although due to the new contract, they have been cut off from the practice field and Wanwu, but the sword forum is still open to them.

Facing those colleagues in the past who always complained about their grievances but blatantly took out such a thick book as the "Gourmet Encyclopedia" given to them by the lord, Candlestick Che casually put a photo of himself in the pirate suit given by the lord on the PO After entering the forum, and pretending to be modest, he said that the lord did it by himself, and was immediately besieged by a group of jealous guys.

Aomine curiously tested the dome lid of the tray in front of him, "What is this? Did you prepare something delicious for us? It's really great!"

Hearing his words, Zi Yuan, who was still paralyzed on the sofa like a salted fish, sat up suddenly, his eyes seemed to emit a faint purple light like a prehistoric giant beast. "Hey—you don't want to move!"

Guangzhou glanced absently at the technological wall clock suspended on the wall, then shook his head, "This is a meeting gift from His Highness to you.

Qingfeng is not a girl who likes a sense of mystery. Hearing this, he lifted the round cover with joy.

After seeing the gift inside, the usually rough boy was rarely speechless, "This is... this? Could it be?!"

His fingers tremblingly pointed to the shoes that seemed to have added special effects, and he was speechless, "Hey! You! How did you get this shoe! Isn't it the latest model from the world's most famous technology company? That The price is not affordable for middle school students!"

"Oh my god?! I love you so much Yuu!"

The frenzied expression on the dark-skinned boy's face almost seemed to rush at him immediately, making Guangzhou drool all over his face, so frightened that Candlestick, who was dazed next to him, almost drew out the dagger from his waist and pressed it against his throat. Fortunately, his instinct Restraining himself, he just took a few steps forward and vigilantly supported this crazy guy.

"Master?!"

Surprised voice.

Guangzhou shook his head, signaling him to back down.

As for Ziyuan, who also opened the lid, there was a kind of obsessive look in his eyes. The global limited edition legendary level delicious stick has been ranked first in Food Weekly for five consecutive months! Fire extinguisher type inkjet delicious stick!

This is a god-level snack that he has saved his pocket money for a year and probably can't afford it!

Akashi looked at Midorima, it seemed that the green-haired boy holding the strange voodoo doll had also fallen into a state of bewilderment.

Akashi was a little curious about his gift, which was tightly packed. After thinking about it, he decided to open it after returning home.

At this time,

With the hourly chime, the doorbell was finally rang by the Lord.

"Good evening, Gentlemans!" Sakamoto calmly glanced at the faces of all the people present with different expressions.

After he sat down, several people who came next to him in the name of tutoring witnessed the most terrifying tutoring in the world.

Qingfeng turned his head, he scratched his head, completely unable to remember why he came here, "Ah, who is this guy?"

"At Shimosakamoto."

The black-haired young man in the county school uniform spoke with a clear voice.

"—what's your business?"

"Now, it's time for the main drama to begin!" Cruelly interrupted the self-introduction session, and a faint fire-like light flashed in Guang Zhou's eyes.

The boy's slender fingers flicked in the air, and under the eyes of everyone's bewildered eyes, the whole world began to change.

The original high-tech decoration is like a Rubik's cube being moved by hand, divided into countless block-shaped walls by sharp knives, and turned inward one by one.

In less than a few seconds, the whole room took on a new look. The crystal lamps that were originally hanging more than ten meters above everyone’s heads turned into countless ghostly candles floating above their heads. The whole room suddenly darkened. The basketball boy As helpless as a Muggle strayed into the wizarding world, pitiful and weak.

Qingfeng panicked in the dancing candlelight, he didn't know whose clothes he was grabbing, and when he turned his head, he was startled by the green light in the transformed mechanical dog's eyes: "Help!"

Heizi straightened his eyes, which seemed to be the painting style that Lord Guangzhou should have.

"Training begins."

Akashi, who had long been used to it, sat there without being surprised, glanced at Sakamoto next to him, pulled Aomine away who was about to transform into a koala, and decided to start assigning this tutoring task.

"Guangzhou should have something to tell this gentleman, we will take charge of the tutoring first."

Immediately afterwards, they sat at both ends of the long table, and the distance between them was very close.

But it is obvious that everyone is learning. Although there are books in front of them, they all put their ears up and listen to Tokyo next to them in a contrived posture. Even Midorima and Akashi are quiet after setting up the tasks that need to be completed. Sitting in the seat maintained a calm look.

"Hey brother, let's start too."

Guangzhou didn't pay attention to everyone's stares, he held his head and asked innocently.

"Do you know what dark matter is, brother?"

Sakamoto pushed his glasses, "Dark matter is a theoretically proposed invisible matter that may exist in the universe. It may be the main component of matter in the universe, but it does not belong to any of the visible celestial bodies. known matter."

Midorima stared at the exercise book in front of him. It seemed that this was not something that junior high school students should understand. It should be said that this was not something that junior high school students, or even high school students, might be exposed to.Is the gap between them already that big?

Akashi, who is also a top student, went through the official explanation of dark matter in his mind, with a calm smile on his face.

"What is your definition of death?"

"How was the pure energy of the Big Bang converted into matter?"

"Why do the magnetic south and north poles not coincide"

The gossiping expressions of the members of the basketball team gradually cracked: "..."

Sorry to bother you.

After the terrifying anti-human dialogue, Sakamoto quietly asked his cute brother who emitted hatred light waves, "I don't know what you think of the planet Mars? I am very interested in it. If possible, I may participate in the human race in the future." The immigration plan, I want to explore some mysteries on Mars."

"This planet."

"Hmph, the earth is already in my plan. When I rule the earth, the power of the dark emperor will soon expand to Mars!"

Members of the basketball club: "..."

Why don't you go together to harm Mars and let the earthlings go.