The second disease teaches you to be a man [comprehensive]

Guangzhou used the movement of drinking tea to cover up the trace of anxiety in the depths of his eyes, what should he do now?

It has been half an hour since this guy entered the door, and he still has not achieved the purpose of this suppression.

Heizi, who has already included the task of observing human beings in his life list, huddled in a corner where no one was paying attention, and watched Guang Zhou quietly for 2 minutes, maintaining the same posture of raising his glass to cover his face: "..."

Mr. Guangzhou... are you okay?

Even if you only take one sip in ten seconds, should you finish it now?

The careful Akashi also noticed, he looked at the side face of the black-haired boy who was not covered by the teacup, and couldn't help but think in his heart, it seems that Guangzhou is really very hostile to his stepbrother.

"The academic discussion with you has really benefited me a lot." Sakamoto stood up and slightly bowed towards Guang Zhou who raised his head, like a personable and respectful scholar, "The deep understanding of the mysteries of the universe is really amazing. People are profound. To express my gratitude, I wonder if I can prepare a feast that satisfies everyone."

"Mr. Candlestick cut, please entrust your task to me!"

Sakamoto expressed his thoughts politely, with proper words and a sincere tone, and he could not make Candlestick Kiri feel a little disgusted at all, but this time he was very smart not to be humble in front of Guang Zhou, but pushed his glasses quite confidently , admitted his cooking strength.

Although what Sakamoto showed just now can calm the people present, if he still expresses "bland tea and light food, it is not respectful" as before, the hard-talking and picky guy in front of him will definitely refute strongly and say "he has luxurious royal meals You can enjoy it, and you will never settle for it.”

"Ahhh!?"

Qingfeng woke up suddenly, he looked at the exercise book in front of him that had hardly touched a few strokes, and then looked at the fast-moving clock next to him.

Oops!In this place where the windows are closed and the oil lamps are lit, it is impossible to tell the time. Is it already time for dinner? He has stayed here for so long!Will I be scolded to death by my mother if I go back now?

Sakamoto seemed to see the worries of the teenagers. He firmly stopped the panic-stricken dark-skinned teenager, "Don't worry, everyone. If you have nothing important, please stay here for dinner. If it involves parents, I can solve it for you .”

"I don't think Youjun should care that your companions stay at home?"

Saiki Kusuo sat in his original position and did not speak.

This kind of thing is not a problem at all for superpowers, but Qi Mu is definitely not the kind of guy who is hospitable and will rush out to help others solve problems. Of course, if someone is willing to come forward to solve him, he will certainly not be so stupid as to use superpowers to intervene.

But his mood at this time is a little delicate.

Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh then this glasses cockroach then very consciously brought himself into the identity of the head of the family?The god-level chef next to him gave him a bit of dignity, it's time to defeat this guy with your cooking skills!

An anxious Qingfeng waved his hands, and began to fidget with the phone, hesitating whether to ask Wuyue to cover himself, he said: "Speaking of this... Sakata? It's still Yamada, although I really want to stay , but my mother, ah, how should I put it? Your voice is so young, she will never believe it. If you say that you are staying outside, the old woman must think that I am playing games outside and reading strange magazines and don’t want to go back. !"

Sakamoto easily took the phone and made a call. When he spoke again, his voice had changed.

Midorima looked up in surprise. This person seemed to use a unique vocal technique to imitate the reliable and deep voice of an adult man into the microphone. He even changed his speaking habits, and the exhaustion of an office worker was added to the ending and hoarse, although the person's original voice can still be heard.

But if you don't look at this person, you may imagine the helpless sexy look of a mature man who just came home and saw a group of noisy brats pulling his tie.

Simply incredible.

1 minutes later,

"Ma'am is really absurd."

Qingfeng listened expressionlessly to the voice of his mother, who was always yelling at his ears, on the microphone.

Oh, woman.

"That little bastard in my family always mentions your lovely child. Can I worry about him leaving it with you? Didn't I expect Dahui, an idiot, to have friends who can stay overnight? Don't let him come back, ah, No, it's... please take care of that kid Aomine!"

Aomine's indifferent face, damn mother!

Seeing this, Guangzhou glanced at the friends who took out their phones with piercing eyes.

Haizaki turned his head to avoid the sight of the black-haired boy. He pretended to be indifferent and leaned on the back of the chair, immersing himself in the soft smell of the material, "It's so annoying, the old woman doesn't care about me so much. Stay outside as long as you want, and when did you report to her."

Akashi also felt some kind of crisis. He immediately walked aside and took out his mobile phone to dial the number of the housekeeper at home. After confirming that his father would not come back today, he sat back safely and nodded to everyone that he could stay overnight.

Heizi used his own characteristics to dodge behind the tall Ziyuan like a ghost and escaped.

In the end, Ziyuan had to hand over the phone reluctantly under the influence of Guangzhou.

Ziyuan's mother was puzzled on the other end of the phone: "Dun? Why haven't you come back so late today?"

Thinking about what kind of image he should use to win this "gaining trust" competition, Guang Zhou thought about it, and dialed the voice changer with his index finger.

"it's me."

The beautiful boy made a rough voice like a pig butcher in a vegetable market, which shocked everyone in the basketball team present.

There was silence in the microphone.

Guangzhou's voice was rough and deep, like a ruthless killer, and he continued to speak his lines according to the script of a reliable and steady parent in his mind.

"Your son is with me."

Ziyuan's mother was puzzled:? ? ? ! ! !

Murasakihara: "..."

Ah, can you crush him?

Guangzhou explained very seriously: "This is a dark place, I organized a trial (remedial), after passing it, I can temper and strengthen my steel body, and go to the battle place that the amethyst troll most desires .”

There was a rustling voice from the opposite side. It seemed that someone had covered the microphone, and a faint female voice came, crying uncontrollably: "Anata! Dun seems to have been kidnapped by a terrorist organization!"

Guangzhou extinguished the phone in a voice of suppressed laughter: "..."

Oh, stupid humans.

Murasakihara's mother finally burst into tears during another phone call from Sakamoto, completely believing his words, and happily said, "Your brother is very cute."

After finishing the matter, Sakamoto turned around and consciously walked into the kitchen, ready to start making dinner.

Guangzhou finally turned his faint gaze back to his few friends, after all his crazy and hostile targets had disappeared.

"Ah, pink-haired monster, you are here."

Qi Mu even heard a hint of gloom.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…

He didn't say much about Sakamoto's identity, because his passive telepathy skills had allowed him to get the answer from the spiritual activity of a person next to him.

The only question is-

Why did the head of the young master of the Akashi family get the answer?

Could this guy be some weird Stoke?Did he follow up with ordinary classmates too thoroughly?

Because everyone has already put the exercise books that need tutoring into their schoolbags in a flash, so now everyone is in a state of doing nothing.

Haizaki was the first to break the embarrassing tranquility at this moment, he scratched his soft silver hair into a ball irritably, "Hey, let me say, what are we doing sitting here, what are we doing for Lao Tzu? Hello!"

Midorima: "Haisaki, you bastard!"

The basketball idiot who was watching left and right looked at the transparent basketball in his hand, and suggested enthusiastically, "How about we take a trash basket and put it on the wall, and then we will compare who has the most shots."

Lu Jian poured a basin of cold water icily: "It's really impolite to say that this kind of thing is done indoors, or it's someone else's house."

"Ah, that's it. If it's an ordinary party, why don't we play the king game? A must-have game for parties!" Qingfeng, who was bullied, didn't care, he scratched his head stupidly, cracked a brilliant smile, and put The two long legs, which had no place to rest, stretched straight forward, "According to the usual rules, the person who draws the king can order other people to do things at will, and if he says he can't do it, he will be punished."

"Hey, brother Guangzhou, you come too! This kind of game doesn't mean the more people the better!" Qingfeng shouted at the pink-haired senior with an indifferent face.

"It's a little troublesome, so forget it." Qi Mu flatly refused. He didn't want to have too much contact with this group of luminous bodies. The purpose of his coming here was just to have a meal.

"what?"

A pair of shiny cat pupils suddenly turned around, as if the black opal suddenly glowed with all its brilliance.

"The more people, the better?" Guangzhou's eyes became brighter and brighter, as if an evil little devil's tail began to wag behind him.

He was slapped by that nasty glasses-changing monster just now, but now is a great opportunity for him to make a fool of himself!After he finished dinner and came out, invite him. In order to be more gregarious, that guy probably has no reason to refuse.

Besides, he had never done a pink hairy monster before!

"Fan...Nissan, you come too, the Candlelight Pirates have researched a new coffee jelly!" The black-haired boy recalled pretendingly.

Qi Mu, who caught the key word, backed away.

"--make a deal."

"Then what is the punishment if you refuse?"

"Why don't you just drink? It's a bit of a grind." Haizaki took out the playing cards impatiently.

Midorima was a little nervous: "We are all underage now, Haizaki."

"Otherwise, if you refuse, you will quit the game, and you will not be able to participate in the next round." Akashi suggested.

After Qingfeng flipped over his playing cards in fear, he glanced nervously and let out a disappointed breath.

He shifted his gaze to other people who were looking at the cards, "Who is the king?"

The black-haired boy gently held a blue-patterned poker card between his index and middle fingers. With a slight flick of his finger, the poker card flipped to the other side as if by magic.

Face everyone head-on.

— is the king everyone is looking for.

Guangzhou, who was so lucky, raised his legs triumphantly, and he simply and neatly threw the playing cards on the table like throwing a Frisbee. His movements were chic, and there was a crisp sound when the cards collided with the table.

Everyone looked up at Guangzhou's movement of getting up suspiciously, and the ominous premonition in their hearts was like boiling water, gurgling upwards.

The black-haired boy ran to the sofa not far away and knelt down on one knee, and pulled out a comic book from the hidden interlayer.

Shintaro Midorima's eyebrows twitched as he read out the name of the comic book, and the tone of his deep voice changed.

"—Sailor Moon."

The black-haired boy looked at everyone deeply, but his movements seemed very shocked. He turned a certain page in everyone's frightened eyes. Inside, the beautiful girl with golden double ponytails maintained the classic transformation posture, raising her index finger and little finger Waving her hands in front of her body, bold and enlarged fonts are used to describe the spells that Sailor Moon shouted word by word when she transformed.

It is simply challenging the limits of shame.

"This is the book that is the source of all magical powers—the most classic version." Guang Zhou gently stroked the spine of the book full of malice, "Ah, I have kept it for a very long time."

Regarding the collection habit that every middle school boy is very difficult to talk about, he said it directly without any scruples, and with his chin on his hands, he changed his serious look just now and looked at everyone with a smile.

"Then it's better - number 2 puts on the Sailor Moon pose, and then, number 7 is knocked to the ground by him as the monster he eliminated."

Facing the death stares from the superpower and his teammates who have been with him day and night, Guangzhou said this sentence without fear of death.

"By the way, you have to recite the lines of the ancestors of magic intact. This is a respect for them."

Perhaps it was best for Sakamoto to deal with this scene, but unfortunately he was not there.

"Sa—who won the jackpot?"

The face of the superpower user turned into a horrible constipated green: "..."

Today, it is not advisable to go out.

On the other side, Aomine Daiki holding the No. 7 card also looked ashen.

I won’t go into too much detail about the specific tragic situation at that time, whether it was the superpower who seemed to want to destroy the earth and said the sentence full of killing intent with a deadpan expression, “Love and justice, sailor suit Sailor Moon, Sailor Moon, I want Punish you on behalf of the moon", or the black-skinned boy shouted "Ah! I actually—" like a stiff mentally retarded boy, then danced and vomited blood, and fell to the ground heroically.

We can only know that after that day, every ordinary person at the scene was attacked innocently in the back of the head by a yellow stick-shaped object.

1 minutes later,

As another winner, the destroyed monster Aomine Daiki got the second king.

With such a result, I don't know if some angry people have tampered with it.

Qingfeng's complexion was distorted, and he looked at Guangzhou with a pure expression with a half-smile, it seemed that he was about to take revenge on the society.

His gaze focused viciously on the back of Guang Zhou's sign, as if he wanted to see through the thin layer of cards and the numbers behind it.

"Well... I remember a classic game of eating mouth-to-mouth biscuit bars, let—" a number suddenly popped up in his head, and Qingfeng, who was full of revenge, froze for a moment and chose to follow the command of his brain, "Let 1 No. 3 and No. [-] respectively bit one end of the biscuit and finished it, the remaining length should not exceed two, no, one centimeter."

This kind of game is generally a classic item in the club, and Qingfeng, whose lower limit has always been unpredictable, is simply insane to bring out such a game. You must know that there is an existence here that cannot be offended.

His actions pushed the game to a climax. After all, the basketball team is a group of athletic teenagers. To perform this kind of face-to-face intimate exercise with his same-sex teammates who are fighting fiercely every day is completely challenging their limits.

"Then, everyone show your cards." Qingfeng was still grinding his teeth fiercely.

Midorima pushed his reflective glasses like a magic stick, and after he opened his playing cards, "Do your best to wait for the destiny, and the luck of Cancer is the strongest."

Guangzhou looked at his playing cards silently, and couldn't help but wonder if some shameless pink-haired monsters took advantage of their cheating ability to do something.

"It's your turn, don't refuse, hurry up!" Qingfeng's eyes were about to shine.

The time for revenge has come, and he has to quickly take out his mobile phone and record all this moment.

Haizaki whistled frivolously, "It's really you, Daiki!"

He reached out and snatched the signboard from Guangzhou's hand, smiled wantonly, and prolonged the tone disgustingly, "Ah, You-chan——No, you are too unlucky."

"Huh?" The delinquent boy hypocritically wondered, "It's No. 1, our campus prince."

Mitsuzou, who refused to be ridiculed, glanced at Huizaki with disdain, and raised his face proudly: "Oh, I am the chosen one."

Haizaki was irritable: "You wait for me! Little boy!"

In the end, there was no showdown, only Akashi was left.

Under the attention of all the people, he was silent for a while, and lifted his No. 3 card.

After being silent for a while, the people next to him let out gasps.

Qingfeng panicked for a second, and there should be nothing wrong with training himself tomorrow.Although Akashi usually looks very gentle, Aomine has an inexplicable sense of oppression when facing him.

Presumably this is the intuition of wild animals.

"Come."

Akashi glanced at the onlookers, and took the slender biscuit stick from Haizaki's hand with a strange smirk, seemingly calm on the surface.