The second disease teaches you to be a man [comprehensive]

Hearing the subtle flowing sound of the smoke stirring and spinning in the air, Shigaraki, who was already familiar with the sound effect of the appearance of the black mist, turned his head back as if he was approaching a formidable enemy.

Hei Wu, a parent who was forced to become a nursing parent who picked up his children to and from school, had just tucked his first day of school child on the sofa when he saw the ferocious and strange eyes of Shi Gangmu peeking out from between his fingers.

Hei Wu: "..." He hadn't put it on when he went out, why did Shigami put on this so-called "father" after he came back in 2 minutes?

"Shikuragi, why are you looking at me like that?"

Shikuragi rolled his eyes at him coldly, who is looking at this guy.

He glanced awkwardly at the black-haired boy who seemed to be in normal condition. "cut."

Heiwu also knew about Shigaraki's eccentric character, so he simply ignored it, and switched the conversation object to Guangzhou, who had a more attractive appearance. I have to say, putting such a kid with a pretty face that can shine in the wine, the mood will also change. Much better, "Gwangju, how was school today?"

Shikuragi turned his head away impatiently, this kind of damn homely conversation would actually happen in their small association with the purpose of anti-social, if he heard such a joke in the past, he would have died laughing.

With such thoughts in his mind, he erected his ears honestly to listen to the movement on the other side.

Guangzhou was still picking up the homework assigned by the teacher from his schoolbag with two fingers. Hearing the question of the black mist, his two slender and beautiful eyebrows were raised up, unexpectedly showing some frustration, he I thought about my words carefully, "School, it feels like a wild place where all kinds of stupid human beings gather." I was looking forward to it.

The dissatisfaction and gloom that had accumulated in Shigaoki's heart for a whole day when he heard this sentence disappeared instantly like water vapor evaporated by the sun. He turned his head and agreed happily, "School, isn't it just a group of Is it a group of weak creatures struggling for the disgusting profession of a hero? Enjoying a false peace, laughing like a group of fools who don't know the so-called little ghosts... Let me tell you, there is no need for Yu to go there , I don't know what the teacher thinks..."

The firefly yellow light flickered on the face full of black mist, as if showing an expected smile, everything is under the control of Mr.After only a few days of contact, he could see that Guang Zhouyou's talent was beyond the limit of an ordinary middle schooler. Sitting among a group of mortals, he would definitely feel out of place.

"Although the appearances of those human beings are very different, it seems that the structure of the brain is not completely different." Guangzhou pressed his face against the reddish-brown countertop, like a small animal curled up into a ball, he He complained in a flat tone, "The content of the class is too simple. Except for liberal arts subjects such as history, which need to be memorized, things that can be understood at a glance have to be repeated for so long, and there are even arrangements for the students to learn. Homework that people don't even have the desire to write. Huh—"

The boy puffed up his fair face and exhaled forcefully.

"Oh, school."

Shikuraki raised his little finger and pinched the homework book with a disdainful expression. After looking at the complicated physical circuit diagram on it, the young man who had dropped out of school without studying for a few years was silent for a few seconds, and slammed the book to the ground. inside the corner.

"Isn't anyone bothering you today... With an annoying character like you, ha, surely they will?" Shikaoki seemed to mention it inadvertently.

"Probably not." An exploding durian head appeared in Guangzhou's mind. He has read a lot of books recently, and the mixed content gave him some illusions. "However, it seems that someone invited me after school today. When we meet later, they probably want to hold a welcome party for me."

Hei Wu was surprised: "Oh?"

"He's still holding fireworks in his hand! Probably because he's really excited to meet such an outstanding and powerful person like me."

Hei Wu: "..." I guess that person might be holding explosives.

"By the way, DARKMIST, I have a taste of durian."

Hei Wu was a little speechless for the child's jumping thinking: "...there is no durian in the wine. And please don't call me that." The tone of the last sentence was very calm, probably because he had given up the treatment.

Guangzhou expressed deep condemnation for a wine that didn't even have durian, "What?"

He raised his eyes and looked at the few people in the private wine room, "DARKMIST, this is probably the reason why this place is so desolate. If this continues, the place under your control can no longer bear the supplies I need to buy every day."

A few black spots appeared on Heiwu's forehead, and he felt that he had been speechless a lot recently: "...Sorry, I don't think that buying durian in the wine will increase the turnover."

Besides, this is their base, he can't manage it to be as lively as a hypermarket in the city center, so there's no need to hide it.

"Believe me," Guangzhou tried to persuade, he raised a finger in front of him deeply, "buying durian is only the first step of the plan, but it is a very important cornerstone. With this steady Our alliance will continue to grow stronger, attract like-minded people in the dark, and then slowly spread along the veins of the city, and then devour the entire world."

Black Mist: "..."

Sikuanmu stopped torturing his neck: "..."

What alliance?An alliance that gathers crowds to eat durians?It is obviously not a serious person to attract the dark people in the wine by eating durian.

Probably shocked by this person who would do anything to get a taste of durian, Hei Wu hurriedly stopped this magical plan of "Durian swallowing the world", "I'll just buy it."

The young man nestled on the sofa next to the dead handle wood in satisfaction, "Go quickly, buy a few more."

Black Mist: I will bear it.

"Durian is here."

"DARKMIST help me take out the modified flame spray gun in the third book from the right in the red wine compartment." Guangzhou looked at the unruly shape of the durian.

"??? What about the red wine I put there?"

"..."

Turning around, Heiwu issued a warning voice, and there seemed to be a trace of collapse and trembling in the voice, "Don't use flames to roast durians, Guangzhou!"

"Don't use your personality to ruin the food, Shikazuki!"

"I come."

"Oh, it's so bad! Is this an ingredient from hell?"

Guangzhou covered his mouth, frightened by the horrific purple poisonous gas on the food, he thumped and hid in the place farthest from the durian in the whole wine room, vowing to distance himself from the ingredients from hell.

As a result, the [Durian Devours the World] project was killed by the proponent before it even started.

at night,

Shikuraki kicked open the door of Guangzhou's room, and as expected, he saw the black-haired kid sitting in a pile of books, fiddling with some strange parts in his hands, "Hey, kid... I have something to do with you."

"What is it, the multi-handed monster." Guangzhou, who was still immersed in the invention, accidentally blurted out his nickname.

"Do you want to die... I will help you?" The eyebrows of Sidhanmu, who was only wearing a thin black T-shirt and black trousers, flew up.

Unsurprisingly, the black mist in the outside heard a sound of ping-pong-pong-pong, probably fighting each other?Thinking of this, he immediately felt relieved.

Half an hour later, the two tired childish ghosts sat on the ground and continued talking peacefully, as if nothing had happened just now.

"My game controller is broken...you fix it for me." Niigaragi scratched his hair irritably. He was so angry that he accidentally GAME OVER just now, so he accidentally activated his personality and shattered a part of the controller , but fortunately he stopped in time, and after looking at it for a while, he found that he could still be rescued, so he thought of the boy who was thinking about strange things all day long.

It has to be said that after this guy came here, their lives began to improve without knowing it.

"Hmm..." After pondering for a while, Guangzhou did not refuse, and he began to think about the transformation plan. "do you have any requests?"

Shigaraki raised his eyebrows, he didn't wear his father on his face, his pale and decadent young face was exposed to the light, his thin figure showed graceful lines just right, and his voice was very magnetic and pleasant in normal times . "It's annoying..." The giant baby who complained habitually was actually quite satisfied in his heart, he thought for a while, and the corners of his mouth curled up maliciously, "It's resistant to falling... It's resistant to collapse... It's waterproof, fireproof and anti-theft. "

The latter request was purely Shigaraki's desire to embarrass the young man. As for what AFO said to take care of his younger brother, he was once again thrown into a disaster scene that he didn't know.

"Well, you go out, I already have some [ideas]." The boy with downcast eyes couldn't help but give the order to evict the guests, his small face was full of arrogance and air.

Sikuomu snorted strangely, and dragged his feet to open the door.

He didn't see that the moment he opened the door, the eyes of the young man who was looking for suitable materials behind him fell on a very dangerous place.

Three hours later, Niigoumu received the new game console.

Shikuraki stared at it with eyes full of hostility.

A game console that is said to be waterproof, fireproof, anti-theft, drop-resistant and crash-resistant is officially open to the world. It has been repaired, and the original damaged screen has returned to smoothness and luster.

but,

I don't know why, his good game console is inlaid in a layer of yellow spiked shell full of earthy smell. This shell is just the durian that he and Heiwu just finished eating.

The middle of the durian was hollowed out, leaving a space just enough to put the game in, and a handle similar to a tool bag was installed on the back, and his game console was like a kidnapped princess, who was A group of demonic durian guards are trapped in the middle.

The designer himself saw the strange expression of Niigaragi, and pretended to explain it intimately, with an innocent smile on his face that made Niigaragi suffocate, "Don't worry, I just borrowed the software in your computer to make a 3D model. I have measured the size of the game console, and the position of the data cable has been perfectly reserved. It is absolutely anti-theft and anti-drop!"

Sikuanmu expressionless: "..."

If someone sees a person holding durians inseparably on the road, they will not run over to steal the durians, but will label this person as a "crazy person".

After thinking about it, Sigangmu sent out a sincere compliment: "You might as well die for me..."

One day, when AFO came to wine again.

I saw the dead handle wood that was still flying up and down in its hand, showing a bewildered and joyful smile at a durian.

AFO: "..."

There was a tinge of scalp numbness.