The second disease teaches you to be a man [comprehensive]

The magical creature outside the window that shouldn't exist in a metropolis like Yokohama is staring coldly at the dazed humans in the room through the window.

It has a strong and long body, and its whole body is covered with black scales like thick ink, from the sharp teeth gleaming with cold light, to the thick and long neck, and finally to the powerful tail.It has a pair of demonic giant bat wings on its back.

As soon as Dazai raised his head, he happened to meet the creature's vertical pupils like golden candles flickering in the dark night. The pupils surrounded by four eyelids breathed out a severe chill.

It's a creature out of mythology.

Is this the dragon of the West? ?

At this moment, Osamu Dazai, who is the closest to the giant dragon that suddenly appeared at the window on the fourth floor, still has his mind wandering.

Boom, boom, boom.

The window was knocked again.

Everyone's gazes gathered at the source of the sound.

— full of surprise.

The Armed Detective Agency is located on the fourth floor of this ancient building. It is impossible for normal people to calmly knock on the glass outside the window, but this thing did happen, could it be...

Only then did everyone notice that a black-haired boy was riding on the back of this creature suspected of being a dragon of the west. He wore a half beak mask on his face, revealing only the graceful jaw and lips, which had the same color and texture as the scales of the dragon. The black robe outlines the waist, and from the belt hangs a circle of feathers like the crown of an Indian chief. The leather trouser legs are covered with scales, breathing like a living thing, and behind it is an astonishingly long Taidao.

It looks like a dragon knight passing by the mortal world unintentionally.

The investigators of the detective agency, who hadn't reacted from the dizziness of getting up and starting work, couldn't help rubbing their eyes. They stared at the young man outside the window in disbelief, their mouths opened into fists unconsciously.

"..."

What's up with this outfit?Would normal people dress like this and appear in this kind of metropolis?

And is that a dragon?Is it too fantasy?

"Dectective? Edogawa, I'm here for an appointment at your invitation."

The youth's clear voice sounded from outside the window, and it could be heard that he was about fourteen or fifteen years old.

His voice is also very special, not that the timbre is very special, but because the owner of the voice deliberately lowers the voice when pronouncing, which makes it look extraordinarily cold and deep.

also special,

Deafening.

It's like dancing wildly on the fragile eardrum with a big horn.

"..."

Even Doppo Kunikida, who was originally concentrating on processing documents, was so startled by the devastating sound of the loudspeaker that he almost broke his neck when he turned around.

The usually serious man was stunned by this unreasonable scene for a long time without any response, and finally pushed his glasses calmly with his fingers, and his mind was spinning rapidly, analyzing whether this was from Dazai Zhi Zhi's mischief or suicide.

For example, when I ordered delivery, I called an ancient creature, the Western Dragon, which I had never seen in the world, to kill me or something.

...It's impossible! ! !

Could it be that someone provoked some terrible supernatural power user? !

All of a sudden, no one made a sound in the office of the detective agency, and after everyone realized it, they were secretly on guard.No one knew what this uninvited guest with strange behavior was talking about, and no one knew what the origin of this person was.

Instead, the guests on other floors of the building poked their heads out of the window in surprise, took out their mobile phones and took pictures of the rare scene.

You must know that the Armed Detective Agency often experiences such weird emergencies, such as attacks by people with supernatural powers, kidnapping, etc., and those who can live here have developed a heart of steel.It is not easy to make them so excited.

"Get out of the way, ah, really, what are all the people doing at the door?" Edogawa Ranbu, who was holding a lot of snacks in his arms, opened the closed door with his foot, before he had time to react , the detective with question marks on his face was guarded behind by the nervous Tanizaki.

"Mr. Ranpo, be careful!"

"Who is your Excellency, and what is the purpose of visiting the Armed Detective Agency?"

Kunikida shouted in a deep voice, he put his hand into the suit vest, and quietly pressed it on the book hidden in the secret pocket, his nerves were tense.

Before the dragon knight outside the window could answer, Luanbu, who was covered behind Tanizaki, squeezed through the crowd and waved his hands enthusiastically, "Oh, isn't this Guangzhou, who came so early?"

Outside the window, the young man of unknown origin stretched out a hand towards Luanbu, his black messy hair fluttering behind his head. He said to the ace detective of the detective agency in a heroic manner, still speaking in a weird dubbed tone. : "Hey, man, it's time to hit the road of dragon slaying."

Everyone: "..."

Wait, is there something wrong with this setting?

His eyes shifted to the giant creature that could apparently get into a newspaper, and he raised his voice momentarily, like a kid at an amusement park who sees a roller coaster.

"Wow! Is it really possible to make this kind of 'creature'! This is something that idiots dare not even think about. Should we sigh that this dwarf-like world can actually give birth to smart people like us?" Chaos Bu tutted in amazement.

A group of people stared dumbfounded at the center of the detective agency, Mr. Ranpo, who opened the window without any scruples.

However, another destined dragon slaying warrior put his hands on his face as usual, and saw that the two were about to ride the wind, and then recovered. The members of the detective agency quickly grabbed the two guys who couldn't wait to slip away. .

"Wait, Mr. Ranpo, have you forgotten the president's explanation!" Kunikida quickly moved out the only person who could restrain Ranpo.

Luanbu, who stepped on the edge of the window sill without any scruples, narrowed his eyes innocently, scratched his head when he heard the words, and sighed regretfully, "Ah, there is no other way."

In the huge meeting room of the Armed Detective Agency, within two days, the president welcomed him again.Fuze was still sitting in the main seat, and the rest of the people sat in their original seats according to the habit. This posture seemed to be interrogating important witnesses, and it seemed to be waiting for a distinguished guest.

The slender female clerk put the steaming hot hojicha in front of the boy, and said in a sweet voice, "Please use it."

One minute later, everyone was still looking at the guest who had not taken off the beak mask after entering the room with different expressions.

The silent and upright bird's beak poked into the steaming white porcelain teacup on the table, the outermost tip was soaked in tea, and the firm arc appeared stubborn and deep.

"..."

Can this mask help you open your mouth and drink tea?juvenile!

They are not the usual terrorists who cause trouble and revenge, they are not the slick thieves, they are not the calm and sophisticated clients, and they are not the gloomy and perverted port mafia. The members of the detective agency who have little experience in dealing with young people do not know how to make the leap The gap breaks the awkward atmosphere.

A few minutes later, it was Kunikida who broke the enigmatic silence, coughing lightly.

When facing guests, he is not as rough-sounding as he is with his idle colleagues, but his attitude is still very polite.

Of course, he didn't realize that this was probably the last time in his life to be so polite to the boy in front of him.

"I'm really sorry, I didn't expect you to be Mr. Ranpo's guest. I'm so rude. I haven't introduced myself yet. I am Kunikida Doppo. I am Mr. Ranpo's colleague and a member of the Armed Detective Agency." Kunikida Habitually gave Osamu Dazai a hard look, and continued reluctantly, "And the guy who is sitting next to me is..."

Dazai, who had been watching the black-haired boy with his face propped up with interest, directly interrupted Kunikida, who was looking down for a moment, and waved his hands happily, twisting his body like a slippery loach on the seat, " I am Osamu Dazai."

Someone took the lead, and the remaining members of the detective agency quickly introduced themselves kindly and kindly.

"With Akiko Yosano."

"Kenji Miyazawa."

"I'm Tanizaki Naomi, this is my dear brother, Tanizaki Junichiro."

"I'm the president, Fukuzawa Yukichi."

They couldn't help but peeked at this young guest, trying to see what was special about this young man from the tightly stitched mask, their hearts were as curious as a cat's paw.

After listening to the names including Fukuzawa Yukichi, the originally indifferent little guest raised his head in surprise. His sharp beak knocked off a series of water droplets on the table. There was a sense of scrutiny that could not be ignored, and when he accidentally glanced at this cup of hojicha, he was shocked to find that there was only a thin layer of tea left.

Kunikida widened his eyes in disbelief: "..."

Out of tea?Has the mask turned into a spirit? Could it be that this person's supernatural power is...

Let the mask drink tea? !

Facing several pairs of eyes with different emotions, Guangzhou fell into deep thought, and his deep gaze swept over the humans in front of him.

It is actually named after a literary hero. Could it be that this is a secret organization in a different world, which is responsible for the sacred mission of the entire nation's renaissance?That being the case, as the Dark Emperor, he will never admit defeat in terms of codenames!

"In this case, I will tell everyone my name. The name of my highness is..."

As if he had finally made up his mind, the young man slowly opened his mouth as if in slow motion, and at the same time slowly took off the mask from his face so that everyone could see the concern for the country and the people in his eyes .

"Dark Emperor? Homer? Shakespeare."

A few words are light and floating, but people can't ignore the weight in them.

Homer: ? ? ?

Shakespeare: ? ? ?What's up?

Everyone felt a suffocation in their chests: "..."

At this moment, the conference room fell into an unspeakable silence and an embarrassing backwater, and the eyes of several people intertwined like machines without emotion.

They can only see the suffocation and dullness in each other's eyes, even the blankness in Fukuzawa Yukichi's eyes is clearly visible.

Osamu Dazai laughed wantonly after a brief silence, and the table was clattered, "Hahahaha, how could it be so funny, my God, Kunikida-kun, look at your expression, hahahaha!"

Luanbu put his hands behind his head, and no one noticed that he also opened his narrowed eyes in shock just now.

"...Ah? Wasn't your name Guang Zhouyou before?"

"A man cannot step into the same river twice. I am not who I was yesterday!" Mr. Homer Shakespeare, the dark king, read this wise saying proudly, "By the way, I have changed my name now, and now My name is—"

"Dark Emperor? Homer? Shakespeare? Heraclitus."

Everyone: "..."

When I see you next year, it may take a year to read your full name.