The second disease teaches you to be a man [comprehensive]

[I am Saiki Kusuo, a superhuman. 】

[On the 14th day after birth, he was able to speak without making a sound, and he was able to walk in the air one month after birth. 】

[Do you think I'm lucky?Then you are completely wrong, in fact, I am the unluckiest person in the world. 】

【I have been deprived of a lot of things. I can't feel the joys, sorrows, sorrows and joys of life at all. 】

[Therefore, I have no friends since I was a child, and of course I don't need such a thing]

[Until the day I was 7 years old, my peaceful life was broken]

【Where should I start...】

Since he was in kindergarten, little Saiki Kusuo dominated the entire kindergarten with a 296 wins, 0 losses and 58 draws, which caused commotion in the society and caused Saiki's family to be devastated.

As for why he can win every battle?

Telepathy, one of the abilities of superpowers, that is to say, the thoughts of everyone within 200 meters can be conveyed to Saiki Kusuo's head without hindrance. This is the reason why he can win every battle in boxing games. After all, he can predict whatever the other party comes up with, and this kind of life is really not challenging.

In order to calm the situation, Qi Mu's family also moved away from the original place. From that day on, Qi Mu told himself to hide his superpowers and be a completely ordinary person. It is best to throw them into the crowd and never find them again. The kind that comes out.

At this time, he was just a student who had just entered elementary school.

After arriving at the new address, Saiki's mother Saiki Kurumi took Saiki to visit the residents living around.

The entrance of "Guangzhou Family"——

Qi Mu's mother smiled and pulled the pink-haired little Zhengtai, and said: "Xiao Nan, you must greet this family well later. I heard that their family also has a child who is about the same age. It just so happens that Xiao Nan can be with him." Be friends!"

The 7-year-old Xiao Zhengtai looked at each other expressionlessly.

[I have seen my mother, although we are indeed the same age, but it is completely impossible for me to play with a superpower and an ordinary child who is only six years old. Do you want me to show him 101 ways to destroy the world? ? 】

I forgot to tell you that clairvoyance is also one of the abilities of superpowers. You can see what is happening in any corner of the earth just by crossing eyes.

"Oh, it's true, Xiaokong is still tinkering with these inventions at home, and he doesn't come to visit his neighbors, really!" Qi Mu's mother covered her mouth and complained, while gently knocking on the door of the family.

"Buck, buckle, buckle..."

After more than ten seconds, there was movement behind the door.

"Here we come, guest from another world."

The immature child's voice sounded, and the door in front of him slammed open, but there was no one at the door.

Of course it wasn't because the person who opened the door was too short to see it, it was just because...

The door opened by itself.

Saiki: ...

So what the hell is the guest from another world?Why have a bad feeling.

A black-haired little boy with an exquisite face slowly walked over from the hall in the distance. He wore a little top hat with fluorescent lights on his head, a hunting cloak on his body, and a pair of extremely Flat white gloves, tightly holding a very ornately decorated cane.

Although his chubby, white and tender face, which has not yet taken off the baby fat, has not grown, but the facial features are already very eye-catching, but the face is extremely serious, not at all like a six-year-old child.

So gorgeously dressed at home, are you going to some royal party?

"Welcome, guests from another world." The boy's soft voice surrounded them from 360 degrees like stereo, "Maybe you don't know me, but I am Guang Zhouyou, the omnipotent ruler of this territory."

Saiki: ...

It's really all around.

Do you clip a megaphone to your collar?

"The temporary owner of this territory is going to inspect her territory, so guests can wait for a while." The little boy explained seriously.

At this time, a friendly female voice came from behind them, with some surprise: "Who are you?"

Saiki Kusuo could hear the voice of the person behind him without turning his head, so he could confirm the identity of the person who came, it should be the mistress of the family.

Or maybe she is the temporary owner who went to inspect the territory.

He calmly turned his gaze to the beautiful little boy standing in the distance.

Is he really a brat, fantasizing about being a hero or something?

But this may be more advanced, and has already advanced to become a lord.

Ah, please forgive me, why don't I play pretend games with him later.

The woman who walked in looked at the two people, one big and one small in front of you, and suddenly realized.

"Ah, you should be the Saiki family who moved in recently. I still want to visit you, but I'm too busy with work to spare time." The woman walked in quickly, smiling kindly at the two of them. "Come in and sit down, Xiaoyou is too rude to let the guests stand at the door."

"Sorry, I'm sorry, I'm Mitsuko Keiko, this is my son, his name is Guangzhou You, please give me more advice in the future!"

Qi Mu's mother smiled tenderly and bowed, "Please give me more advice!"

During the following period of time, the two women who hit it off chatted happily in the living room, and drove the two little Doudings directly into the room, in the name of letting the two of them cultivate their young and tame children. deep friendship.

Little Saiki: ...

Yeah, yeah, I don't want to play with this troublesome kid at all.If mom, you listen to what he is thinking in his heart, maybe you won't want me to play with him.

The small figure who was half a head shorter than him walked calmly in front of him. It was obviously just a very ordinary residential area, but he walked out of a feeling of a leader visiting the territory of his subjects. The cloak behind him was windless and automatic.

So I just wanted to say, how did your cloak fly by itself in a room with no wind?

Although he was complaining silently in his heart, it didn't affect the two children's progress, and finally stopped in front of a room door that was painted all black.

Saiki Kusuo glanced at the height of the person in front of him.

Well, if this guy doesn't fly, he will never be able to hold the doorknob. What a troublesome brat, it seems that he still needs my help to open the door?

The boy, that is, Guang Zhouyou, had no intention of asking Qi Mu behind him to help him open the door, he just gently raised the small scepter that he had been holding tightly in his hand, and lightly tapped on the door.

The door opened by itself again...

Saiki: ...

What's this?Inductive remote?What a great deal, to actually install such a high-end device at the door of a child.

The furnishing of Guang Zhouyou's room is completely different from that of ordinary children, unlike his extremely warm little house decorated by his idiot parents, full of small trains or strange toys everywhere, nor is it like His brother Saiki Kongsuke's house is also full of books.

It can be said that this house should not be the same as the houses of most people in the world.

The corner of Xiao Qimu's mouth twitched.

After all, this doesn't look like a room at all, like a futuristic sci-fi movie.

The walls and ceiling painted in dark blue are twinkling with stars, the beautiful galaxy is slowly turning like a whirlpool, and the dots of light are floating and flying from the ceiling to the ground, as if it is composed of fireflies on a summer night Rotary stairs in general.

The mysterious and ancient golden totem on the wall flashed in the darkness, as if the tangled magic lines had been activated by someone.

The most frightening thing is that the bed is made into a space capsule with a sense of future technology, suspended high in the air, the outer metal wall is painted with silver-blue dressing, and the fluorescent strange words flicker on the bulkhead, enthusiastically Say hello to both.

The boy's pretty face was still unsmiling. He glanced lightly at the little psychic standing behind him, and then with a light leap, he jumped high into his space capsule.

Saiki: ...

Can ordinary 6-year-olds jump so high?Jump two meters?

At this time, I only heard the child in front of me use a soft tone, pretending to be majestic, with a few gleams of coldness and arrogance in his eyes.

"Are you here to pay homage to my subjects? Don't kowtow!"

Saiki: ...

Do you want someone with superpowers to tell you what fear is?

The author has something to say: Do you want to know why I chose the surname "Guangzhou"?Its Japanese pronunciation is Pikachu!Simply adorable!

ps: If you don’t know what the second illness means... In fact, you often fantasize yourself as in anime or impose some very cool settings on yourself... such as Kaito in Saiki Kusuo’s disaster.The male protagonist here is a combination of the face of six supernatural powers, the brain of Sorasuke, and Kaito's middle school.

pss: Now the male lead is still in the growth stage, so the illness of the second year of junior high school has not yet reached the advanced stage. He is just a cute little Zhengtai. If he says such strange words, it will only make people feel very cute. When he enters junior high school , it will become very picturesque