The second disease teaches you to be a man [comprehensive]

"Human, the barley tea you want, please use it slowly. HailDarkEmpire!"

The bat that carried a small lantern on a tray in its paws spoke from its mouth.

"...Thank you." Kunikida picked up the teacup with complicated emotions, and watched the bat go away.

Compared to his dullness and sluggishness, the others looked much more presumptuous, and you tried to order with each other.Dazai winked at the vacant bats on the beam, and yelled, "Let me come! Have a pot of sake!... Uh, this homemade cheese tofu is good, can I have a serving of this? I don't have any." Those who eat breakfast! How about another salmon sushi roll!"

Tanizaki scratched his head embarrassingly, "Excuse me, please bring me and Naomi a cup of vanilla cola, sky milk, and egg potato salad."

The black-haired, tear-mole girl squeezed into the same seat as her elder brother tightly hugged Tanizaki's arm, rubbing her fragrant and soft body indistinctly, she exhaled into her elder brother's ear like no one else, "I like my elder brother the most~ every time I can clearly remember the food that Naomi likes to eat.”

Miyazawa Kenji, who was sitting next to the Tanizaki brothers and sisters, completely ignored them. He was exclaiming all the time, his eyes glowing brightly, "Wow! That's amazing! I've never seen this in our village. Cows and sheep can't speak, the metropolis is really amazing! Please give me a fat beef set meal, cheese fried pork chop! Thank you so much, Mr. Bat!"

Nakajima weakly raised his hand, he was shivering among a group of people with crazy expressions, "Arnold... please give me a Tang Yang chicken nugget, thank you."

"..."

Kunikida wiped his face with a headache.

This matter has to start from the day before yesterday——

Since Akutagawa left the detective agency, his port mafia armed forces have also retreated one after another, and finally even his subordinate Higuchi Ichiyo left under the escort of his subordinates with a face full of unwillingness.

Only the broken wall remained. The meeting hall trembled in the noisy wind. The passing air curiously rolled up several pages of documents that fell on the ground and flew into the sky. Of course, compared with the extremely empty former meeting hall, it became In contrast, Kunikida's face turned dark into charcoal.

Standing next to him, Atsushi Nakajima had no doubt that he would lose his breath in the next second.

But in the end, Kunikida survived. He took out the ledger tremblingly, and began to scribble and change it with a pen with a livid face, muttering as if obsessed, "The cost of repairing the wall, the cost of repairing damaged documents, the desk The cost of repairing the chair, the cost of repurchasing the computer... This is simply the biggest failure since I took office! How can I have the face to face the president who trusts me so much!"

Dazai Osamu was still sarcastic, "Well, Kunikida-kun, at least we didn't have any casualties this time! Miss Akiko doesn't even need to be dispatched! This is all thanks to the super powerful Yu-kun!"

"To shut up!!!"

Kunikida roared, saliva splashing out, "It's better to go out out of the way! Serious injuries are more convenient! Do you know how much it costs to repair this place?! You bastard who is responsible for talking when you don't do anything! And you kid, I saw it just now, this piece of floor tiles was broken by a device made by your supernatural ability! Bastard! One or two are not worry-free!"

Guang Zhou innocently glanced at him with cat eyes.

"This is a holy war to defend the dark empire, how can it be treated casually!"

Dazai Osamu leisurely paced to the side of Nakajima, who was a little lost, and said casually, "Atsu-kun~ Don't be in a daze, look at Kunikida-san!"

"Hey! Dazai!"

Nakajima regained his composure and forced a smile.

"Oh, you are not jealous, are you? It is true that in a family, parents' love will always favor those children who are more active and mischievous! You Jun has this ability to attract everyone's attention!"

Nakajima was stunned, and quickly denied, "No, I just..." How could he be jealous of Yu-chan.

He lowered his eyes in frustration, his thoughts were stuck in the quagmire of pain and entanglement, and he couldn't be spontaneous. Nakajima murmured, "It's just that I was a little concerned about what Akutagawa said just now."

On the other side, "How dare you, brat, seriously decide to pierce the floor! Huh?! The furniture, tables and chairs are okay. A new set can be brought in by this afternoon with just a call to the manufacturer that cooperates with the detective agency." Yes, but what about the rest of the place?! Huh?"

The man's index finger pointed fiercely at the wall that had a big hole. From this hole, you could see the busy traffic downstairs and the onlookers standing on the side of the road pointing.

The destruction this time is the most serious in history. Although the main battlefield is in the living room, the meeting room next to it and the office of the members of the detective agency have been affected. Fortunately, the office of ordinary clerks and the operating room inside , the president's office, etc. have not been greatly affected.

You must know that the strength of this building has reached the point where it is impossible to shoot it with a machine gun without harming it. This time, a small part of it was actually destroyed by a surprise attack by a person with special abilities.This is a great humiliation to Kunikida, the acting president who was in charge of the detective agency when the president was unable to guard the agency.

In the background sound of Kunikida's nagging, the pensive Kozou seemed to have been poked on some switch, and the cat's eyes full of slyness began to move, like a black cat with black eyes rolling its eyes. .

"My dark emperor is not a person who escapes from the storm! Let this matter be handled by our dark empire."

Osamu Dazai beside him was laughing "uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu".

Kunikida stopped his tirade, and asked suspiciously, "You?"

Guangzhou nodded noblely, "Exactly. I understand the ecstasy in your heart, human being."

Kunikida: "..."

Whether it's from the cost of restoration or from the perspective of testing the depth of Guangzhou's supernatural ability, this is an irresistible proposal.

After thinking for a while, Kunikida who Shi Shiran closed his notebook readily agreed to the plan.

This is why Kunikida pushed open the door of the Armed Detective Agency at exactly the same time as usual at eight o'clock this morning, instead of walking in as usual, he took a few steps back hesitantly and looked up again. The reason for a glance at the house number.

What the hell is this place! ! !

Kunikida, who was almost twitching, looked at the brand-new office with the corners of his mouth and eyes twitching.No, this place can no longer be called an office room!

The room is covered with soft carpets, looking towards the center along the lines of the carpets.

——It was a huge and luxurious throne.

The back of the seat is made of high-quality red leather, and the back of the chair is pierced by countless sharp bronze-colored sword blades. The huge sword hilt inlaid with gemstones is located in the center of the back of the chair, and the wide armrests are wrapped with snake-like vines. A black velvet blanket is laid on the cushion, and the low-key luster slides gently among the piles, and directly above is the king curtain with tassels.

And the instigator of all this was sitting on the throne with his legs crossed, with a small crown inlaid with gemstones slantingly on his head, playing with a goblet in his hand, in which was an unknown object that kept shaking under the light. The bustard-colored liquid, dressed in full costumes, is like a little prince from some royal family who came to Yokohama for diplomacy.

Kunikida walked in feeling speechless, and was immediately attracted by the three huge strange statues in front of the throne.

"This is the guardian statue of the three armies under my command." The dark emperor explained kindly. "By the way, the statue at the door is the patron saint of the Dark Empire - the statue of a pink monster who likes to suck coffee jelly. He can hear the truest voice in everyone's heart. On weekdays, except for my friend walking around , others are not allowed to touch."

"..." Kunikida didn't ask why the guardian statue looked so much like an alien with an antenna on his head and glasses of poor taste.

He took a deep breath, swallowed the "you are sick" that was about to come out of his mouth, and calmly glanced at the workbench and revolving bookshelves that were also decorated like the study rooms of European royal families, and said calmly , "Where's my seat, boy? It's time to sort out papers and deal with mail."

"Say your name."

"Kunikida alone?" Kunikida slightly raised his eyebrows.

As soon as he finished speaking, a spotlight hit him, illuminating his way to his own place, but Kunikida felt as if he was illuminating the way for a circus clown to come on stage in a ring of fire, and he even heard Osamu Dazai laughed non-stop beside him.

"..."

"Are you sick!!!"

Kunikida looked up to the sky and screamed.

By the time Kunikida, who was holding back his anger, finally finished handling the affairs according to his notebook, it was already half an hour later.When he gathered with the resident detective members in the conference hall next to the office according to the schedule, the opening scene appeared.

——"Great! This taste!"

——"When Mr. Ranpo comes back, I definitely don't want to leave here."

——"My lord brother—ah, open your mouth."

——"Don't talk about Mr. Ranpo, I want to live in such a paradise every day. If there is another beauty who can die romantically with me here, ah~ how wonderful! By the way, Youjun, your bat messenger Can you be a Calpis with euthanasia?"

——"Heh, little things."

"Don't eat it! This is a meeting room! Not the coffee shop on the first floor! Bastard Dazai! It's all led by you! Don't add dangerous drugs to the menu, please—and boy! Don't just agree to everything! It's disgusting! It's driving me crazy."

"Eh? Kunikida-kun, aren't you drinking tea too?" Dazai said innocently.

Kunikida crunched the quilt and said angrily, "Is this tea allowed during normal meetings?!"

After 10 minutes, a group of people finally quieted down.

Although he was still doing his own thing, Miyazawa Kenji, who was holding his belly, even fell asleep with a happy smile.

Kunikida stood up and said loudly, "Now, the meeting begins! Attention everyone! First of all, there is a letter of entrustment sent by the military and police."