The second disease teaches you to be a man [comprehensive]

Tuk Tuk-

Windows were knocked on brick buildings.

"Come in!" A cheerful voice came from inside the house.

The window recognized the information of the entrant, and the changing light melted into the air. A pair of snow-white gloves comparable to surgeons protruded out of the window, followed by black cuffs and black hair. This strange creature walked along the window sill with a A strange movement of twisting limbs and possessing Sadako crawled in.

"Ah, You-kun. Do you still like this way of appearing through the window as always? I don't know if you have met the newly relocated birds living outside the wall."

Dazai, who didn't know whether it was in official documents or some other suicide writing, turned his head to look in the direction of the sound source, and greeted vigorously, as naturally as if he was greeting his health.

"If the detective agency was built on the highest floor, you might still be able to see Youjun lifting the manhole cover and jumping down from the roof to work—but every time I see Youjun coming in and out of the window so naturally! I want to I lost the good fun of jumping down from the fourth floor!" Dazai covered his face in pain.

Ignoring him, the boy rolled forward on the table vigorously like a spy avoiding the infrared rays of a hostile organization and landed on the table, with five fingers propped on the ground, looking around vigilantly, "Hush."

At this time, the hour hand pointed to seven ten.

While others were still tidying up in the dormitory, Dazai had already arrived at the detective agency, enjoying the undisturbed morning sunshine and breeze, but doing things that had nothing to do with work in the office.

Dazai saw that the boy was hiding behind the sofa and curled up in a shadow about the size of a cat.

Seeing that there was no one else——then suddenly fell down on the ground in the posture of a tiger pounced on the ground. He didn't know that he was avoiding some invisible enemy. He crawled towards him, and his violent movements made him feel the creepy feeling when he saw a zombie lying on the ground.

"..." Dazai touched his numb scalp, and said happily in an incomprehensible calm tone, "To be honest, You-kun is really the strangest and incomprehensible person I have met in this world. one."

Guang Zhou, who crawled to the destination, hid in the shadow under the sofa, and called him in a low voice, "Bandage Man No. [-], do you know?! You do know."

"Yeah, I don't know, I don't know anything." In a room where no one else was around, Dazai also lowered his volume and whispered.

Guangzhou was immersed in his own world, saying illogical words: "Yes, I was discovered by alien vampires, they begged me to become a mafia, you know what is necessary to be a mafia Is it? Listen to that vampire uncle, you should know."

Hearing the news that should have been surprising, Dazai did not show any unexpected emotions. He thought for a while, and answered seriously, "Is it the secret? Probably the secret of teasing slugs is enough."

"That's it." Guangzhou nodded in agreement, and the bullhead replied in a wrong way, "I also think that Jackson, who once defeated the slug beast in the Calanz country-his interstellar pirate skull eyepatch is good, after all, he is a blood clan who sneaked into aliens , which is more in line with my noble status."

"It's also a good choice. But I still recommend bandages." Dazai also nodded, then raised his hand with a smile.

The sleeve obeyed the command of gravity, revealing the arm wrapped tightly in white bandages from the wrist to the rear.

"Bandages are an obsolete mystery."

The young man ignored the other party's dissatisfied expression on Rise's mouth, "My Highness is a man who is about to lead the trend of the port mafia."

man……

If it is a man, it is more appropriate to be a boy, right? !

If Nakajima, Kunikida, or any other members of the detective agency were present, they would definitely complain back.

However, Dazai is a leader in neglecting to complain, even if the absurd words are ridiculous, sometimes he adapts well.

So he just held his face, and sighed sincerely to the air, "It seems that Mr. Sen is still working hard for the organization, and the days of worrying about his subordinates every day are coming to him again, so happy and happy." Unfortunately."

After the chat, the boy still did not give up his professionalism as a "spy".

Dazai watched the other party move and rotate between the empty aisle and the desk, dodging tactically, moving flexibly in the hail of bullets, all the way back to his desk a few meters away, and began to pick and pick lightly, tidying up. Items to take away.If it weren't for the overly deliberate sneaky movements, it would look like a primary school student who is about to go on a spring outing.

"By the way, I have already hacked into the detective agency's system and the Ponytail Monster's computer for a month's work. Remember to pass the note to other humans for Your Highness. Let's go first! Farewell!"

"Understood~" Dazai responded casually.

The mafia elementary school student who was going on a spring outing just walked away through the window with a whoosh.

At eight o'clock, Kunikida came to the detective agency's office, and there are still two people who have not arrived during working hours.He sat tiredly on his seat, and when he looked around, there were still no latecomers in his field of vision.

But unexpectedly, he just frowned, and picked up the file to check it out, but from Kunikida's unfocused eyesight, this man was not concentrating on his work for the first time.

As the door opened again, a young man in overalls wearing a woven straw hat hopped in, greeted everyone in a sunny manner, and gave Kunikida an apologetic but irreproachable smile.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry~ On the way here, I met the sister of the Yamamoto family. Her great-granddaughter is about to give birth! But unfortunately, it happened to be the rush hour for work. There is no way - after all, it is a danger that is difficult for a metropolis to overcome. The situation. Fortunately, I passed by, so I picked up the whole car and sent it to the hospital gate."

"..." Eh...there is a sister with a great-granddaughter?lift it up?Which lane did Kenji-kun take? !

Dun gaped.

After a while, the appointed person sighed in his heart, it is indeed a detective agency that can accommodate the two Buddhas of Mr. Yu and Mr. Dazai at the same time.

Kenji put his hands over his eyebrows and looked around. "Hey, hasn't You-kun arrived yet? Wow, it's rare for Dr. Yosano and Mr. Ranpo to gather here. Did something important happen?"

"Hmm." Ranbu lay down on his chair with low interest, several homicide cases piled up on the table, but for some reason he didn't want to move.

"That's true. After all, someone just went to provoke the port mafia yesterday. I don't know if the whole body can be left behind?" The doctor snorted coldly.

"Who? That careless bastard Dazai again?" someone asked.

Kunikida, who was stared at in amazement by everyone, didn't know why, Tanizaki said after a while, "If it was Kenji-kun who knew about Yokohama a few months ago and still stuck in the barter business, I would understand. Could it be, Kunikida-san didn't pay attention to the news yesterday?"

"Yesterday until ten o'clock in the evening, I was still investigating the last disappearance case in Yokohama, and I didn't have the opportunity to pay attention to social affairs." Kunikida raised his brows again, his eyes were obviously blue, probably due to irregular sleep and The anxiety-provoking case had a huge impact on him.

"That's right, there was a channel for us to pay attention to the news before Lord Guangzhou left yesterday, so—" Tanizaki didn't know how to describe this horror, and finally just handed over a newspaper, which was obviously bought this morning Yes, with the unique smell of ink.

Kunikida turned to the first page, and the headline in the middle was Yokohama's headlines. Even the headlines above were in enlarged and bold fonts with exclamation points of horror. The accompanying picture was in the shape of an incomprehensible tornado from a distance. Orbital giant.

He wondered, "Is this a newly built amusement facility..."?

Before he finished speaking, Kunikida, who had a glance at ten lines, captured the familiar address in the seemingly cloudy long speech. He moved his eyes back to the photo, quickly compared the surrounding facilities and buildings, and then thought of The undoubted culprit mentioned by a colleague.

Kunikida thought of something, twisted his face in disbelief, and the flat newspaper was caught in basin-like folds.His furious appearance looked like a lion with its mane erected, his fingers were rattling, and his language system seemed to have been bombarded by this bomb and lost his mind.

The senior from the detective agency paced back and forth, seemingly on the verge of collapse, "That bastard, idiot, is he an international factory that produces troubles? Chained all over the world - why on earth... what evil did he do? , Yes, hurry up and tell the president of the information—all of you are on alert and tell all the members to prepare for war.” He gritted his teeth, “I saw a junior member of the port mafia who was arrested by the police before. This organization has One principle—the provocations and injuries received must be doubled! Their revenge is the tarsus maggot that cannot be shaken off in this city! Everyone, act!"

"Also, what about that guy?! — Tsk, he must have been arrested, the worst case!"

The other members looked at each other in blank dismay, and finally accepted the order.

"Kunikida-kun!" Dazai called out, "You-kun just left a note on your desk, my suggestion is to decide whether to go to war later."

"A note?"

Kunikida's eyes turned around the neat tabletop a few times, and quickly locked on the extra foreign objects on the tabletop.If it was him in normal times, he would have noticed right away—it was a paper-like thing, and it was said to be similar because it was a scroll tied with a black belt. After pulling off the complicated belt, the paper unfolded, The long, curled tail of paper rolled all the way from the table to the ground.

"...Is this a note?"

Then he grabbed the paper dragged to the ground, and Kunikida found that a certain area that was covered just now was pierced by a huge writing force, and several rows of fonts were engraved on the desktop he cherished like rubbings.

Kunikida: "..."

He glanced roughly, and found that the spread of paper was at least a few thousand words long, and even the power of attorney had never been of such an exaggerated scale, and even the ability to read ten lines at a glance was not enough.

Just read the first and last few sentences.

He opened his mouth and said, "I have decided to go to the dark harbor where I was conceived, to resist the evil forces of aliens, to spread the shadow of the dark empire through word of mouth, and finally to hang over everyone's heads... The mission of the Dark Empire is conveyed to the world! Hahahahahahahahaha!"

After jumping to the last sentence, several people present were all confused.

Kunikida put on a face, "What do you mean?"

Dun, who was observing the message from various angles, guessed, "Return to the darkness—does it mean 'too sleepy to sleep'?"

The others looked at each other silently, "...that makes sense."

"..."

"Are you idiots? Idiots." He interrupted a few people who were guessing wildly, took the long note, and put his glasses on the bridge of his nose. "—without me, you'd really be totally incapable of being detectives. That's the hidden code word, 'I'm off to the Port Mafia.'"

"..."

silence.

"He...he actually..." Kunikida's first reaction was shock.

It looked like he was completely unable to express a complete sentence in disbelief, his expression was so complex that it was difficult to describe, and his violently trembling eyeballs showed how many thoughts were flashing through this person's mind.

Atsushi Nakajima silently looked at the senior next to him with glaring eyes, twitching facial muscles, a bitter expression with the corners of his mouth raised uncontrollably, and trembling shoulders, like an expression mixed with sadness and joy.

"Mr. Kunikida, um... If you want to laugh, don't hold back."