The second disease teaches you to be a man [comprehensive]

"Little cleaning girl and rich young master, this combination always feels a bit subtle~"

Osamu Dazai, who was convulsed from laughing, wiped his tears, tried to straighten his body, and said in a greasy voice on purpose, "Ah? Chuya~ Did you, a poor older youth, deliberately approach the wealthy young master You in an attempt to rob money and sex? "

Zhong Yuanzhong was also frightened by this voice, and he said angrily: "I'm only 23 years old?! How old is it?!"

"Then you admit that you deliberately seduced the young, excellent and reliable You-kun?" Seeing that the slug really deviated from the point, Osamu Dazai was not surprised, but raised his eyebrows pretending to be surprised.

Zhongyuan Zhongye was furious and wanted to squeeze its fists to let the mackerel feel the unbearable weight of life, but suddenly found that his hand was still tightly held by the young boy.

His face changed color with a bang, as if being burned by fire, he shook his hands violently like a hot potato, and Zhong Yuanzhong also warned angrily: "...Hey! Brat, I haven't seen you in a year, you These guys dare to be so arrogant?!"

Zhong Yuanzhong also noticed that the innocent and doubtful black-haired boy tilted his head and looked at him for a few seconds, then took a few steps towards him, raised his arms, and made a gesture that seemed to be hugging him.

He subconsciously took several steps back, until his back hit the door of the compartment and made a loud noise, Zhong Yuan Zhong also realized that he was too embarrassed, so he quickly straightened his chest and met him fiercely.

Guangzhou walked up as a matter of course, seeing that the princess was so shy, he frowned in distress.

Naka also found out that this guy's face with those black cat eyes should be damned...

"You are the princess recognized by the consciousness of the dark world, do you want to defy the destiny?" The dark emperor looked at the other party deeply.

"Have you ever thought that if you behave too far away from the appearance that the characters in the original world should present, and make the surrounding humans aware of the discrepancy between your shell and the inside, you may be exiled from this world. I will never go back to the original world."

After the two of them were panting and fighting, Osamu Dazai floated behind Nakahara Chuya like a ghost, a mysterious light burst out from Youyou's eyes, and a treacherous smile that made the scalp tingle Voice.

Naka also only felt that the slug behind him was like a wriggling mass of seaweed, trying to sneak out the phone in his pocket.

"Nakaya-kun, I'm really curious about how you usually communicate with your highness? Please satisfy my curiosity." Osamu Dazai used honorifics with malicious intent.

"Huh? You said that you are a person in this world, what does it have to do with me! Who else is my Highness?!" If Chuya Chuya's supernatural power is still there, this bathroom The chamber may have been crushed into powder by gravity.

"Eh? Is it really suspicious? Maybe your chat records provide a lot of information to help everyone escape from this place together——Chuya is so resistant. Could it be that you are the murderer who is about to commit a crime?"

"Information size! What can there be in the newsletter? It's all so boring that you can't bear to look at it directly. Who will read it?" As the five cadres of the port mafia, he was the leader of the sheep in his youth. How could he be like an ordinary person? He also took time out to talk about a relationship, and when he saw the scary words and nicknames in the text messages, his three views were refreshed.

Chuya suddenly came back to his senses, and said angrily: "—No, you are obviously trying to catch me and laugh at me, you bastard!"

"It was discovered." Dazai smiled happily.

Oda Saku, who had been quietly watching the battle, took out a hard-shell notebook and pen from his pocket, and began to write and draw thoughtfully on the vertically-framed manuscript paper.Atsushi, who was huddled in the corner in order not to be accidentally injured, glanced curiously, "Odasaku...no, Oda-san, what are you doing?"

Oda Saku, who recovered from his thoughts, raised his hand and stroked the stubble of his chin, staring at the words recorded in the pen, "I am recording. Recording the inspiration that pops up in my mind."

Dun asked with question marks all over his face: "Inspiration???"

"That's right. My current identity is a writer who writes literary and artistic love stories. What I see and hear in my daily life can become the flesh and blood that enriches my future writing." Oda Sakunosuke replied seriously.

"...Is that so?" Dun Qian smiled.

Mr. Odasaku has actually taken his identity in this world seriously? !

"They are pretty good." Oda Sakunosuke, who stopped writing, pondered for a while, and suddenly said something.

Atsushi Nakajima was frightened, and this sentence was like a thunder on the ground, "—Who is so so so?"

Oda Saku calmly said: "That man named Nakahara Chuya, Kazuyu."

Nakajima looked at the two of them speechlessly.No matter how you look at it, how can the port mafia, who looks fierce, match up with You? !

"It's cute, isn't it? It's like a cat." Oda said in a calm tone that was as powerful as a bomb explosion.Becoming the leader of the huge organization left behind by You, he has now adopted countless orphans, and living among a group of angelic children, he now wears a thick filter no matter who he looks at.

Atsushi Nakajima rubbed his eyes, he felt a hallucination in front of him.

The juvenile black cat with a cute little crown stretched out its claws domineeringly, trying to wrap its arms around the waist of another adult orange cat. The vicious orange cat instantly pulled itself into a long cat strip, trying to escape from the control of the imperial black cat. range.

Dun: "..."

"Hey, that guy over there! What are you talking about?! Do you think I can't hear you?"

In the same confined space, no matter how hard you can’t hear what the person on the other end is saying, Nakahara Nakaya was furious, and he stared at Atsushi Nakajima, “Who is that, the one with white hair—Atsushi Nakajima, right? , that guy is more suitable than me?!"

Nakajima, who was shot innocently, looked dull: "...Eh?!"

Tuk, Tuk Tuk.

Indistinct voices came from far to near outside the door. Whether it was the armed detective agency, the port mafia, or the members of the last dark empire, even if they no longer have supernatural powers, they are still the people with sharp eyes and ears. Everyone fell silent instantly. Sound, sound seems to be swallowed by empty space.

The visitor seemed to be a lady wearing high heels, her footsteps stopped at the door of the bathroom, she seemed to be a little puzzled by the outdated "No Entry" sign at the door, she knocked on the door and raised her voice and asked, "Is anyone there? "

After repeated inquiries and no one answered, the woman outside the door twisted the doorknob anxiously, only to find that the door was still motionless.If it is not cumbersome inside, or there are heavy objects against it, or the person who left is locked with a key outside.

"The staff who manage the hotel's chores are probably Chuya's superior." Dazai said in a breathy voice.

The female staff member of the hotel gave up opening the door forcefully, and murmured to herself with some complaints, and her voice gradually faded away, "What's the matter? Where did the cleaning boy go? Really. If it wasn't for Master You I have spoken for this kid, this kind of bastard who is irresponsible at work and likes to run around has been fired long ago! The door here must be locked by that guy with a key? Could it be that he sneaked to the banquet? Tsk. I definitely want to show my face to Young Master You again, damn it..."

Zhong Yuanzhong was also swept away by a few people with teasing eyes, and suddenly frowned. He lowered his voice, opened the door first, and went out without looking back, "Let's go!"

The exchange of information was forcibly interrupted, and the visitors from another world gathered here did not continue the interrupted topic.From what the staff said, I'm afraid she will return soon and use the key to open the door to check the abnormal situation here, and maybe she will bring the security over here.

"Ah, bad! The senior who brought me here is looking for me!" Nakajima glanced at the phone.

Hearing this, Dazai also glanced at his mobile phone, which was full of text messages from the assistants assigned to him by the original company asking why he hadn’t come back. He felt a little regretful, but soon became happy again, "Wow, beautiful Is your lady calling me to die for love? There are so many benefits to being a big star!"

Several people filed out of the bathroom and returned to the banquet hall.

There are still 10 minutes to the time indicated in the Kaitou Kid notice letter.

As soon as Guangzhou entered the hall, he was surrounded by several housekeepers wearing deacon uniforms, and invited them in respectfully, "Master You, the master was looking for you just now."

The boy looked in the direction the housekeepers pointed.

It was the very center of the bustling banquet trend, and the upper-class people in formal attire were pushing glasses and drinking, and the person who was chatting with his partner was the owner of the hotel and Harajin's father, Suwabesha Long - Makoto Suwabe.

Of course, this kind of well-known rich man owns countless companies, and this hotel is just one of his properties. He also serves as the president of an entertainment company and other identities.

Noticing Mitsuzu's gaze, President Suwabe waved for the boy to come over.This middle-aged man with a shiny back and shiny hair took his only son's shoulders and proudly introduced his son to his partner. After being complimented by the other party's face full of surprise, the president casually waved his hand and refused. For other people who wanted to come up to make friends, he avoided the sight of others and pulled the young boy to the side.

The father fondled the Dark Emperor's forehead, "Son, Dad, I have prepared a big surprise at the banquet today, you can look forward to it."

After being snorted for a long time, Guangzhou tilted his head to avoid the caress of this kind old father, and snorted proudly, "Oh, I hope human beings don't let me down. Ordinary surprises can't be seen by this king."

"..."

What kind of king is this self-appointed?

Suwabe was stunned. He was busy with work, and he didn't spend much time with his son, and the opportunities for intimate contact were even rarer. How could he have imagined that this child who was a genius since childhood actually followed the trend and entered the second stage of middle school.

The old president watched the young man frown his delicate eyebrows suddenly, and took out a small glass bottle from his pocket. The mysterious liquid like mercury in it looked very strange under the bright lights of the hall.

The younger son opened his mouth reluctantly, and put the bottle in his unconsciously clenched hands like giving some panacea.

"This is the holy water I developed by myself, the flesh and bones of the living dead, ground with cactus hedgehog, nine-turn honey, hamster fangs and the crystal nucleus of the ground. Even fatal injuries can be revived, and the user's state of suspended animation is maintained. Cross the sea under the scythe of death."

The president's hand holding the bottle trembled slightly: "..."