The second disease teaches you to be a man [comprehensive]

The three people who had just returned from different worlds had just returned home through the space-time tunnel propped up by superpowers, and encountered a stormy baptism by Qi Mu Kunchun and Sai Mukurumi.

"Xiaokong! Xiaonan! Xiaoyou——mother is so worried about you! Is it dangerous for you to go to that world?"

[Not dangerous, just a lot of annoying guys. 】

"Can I still eat? My son's father, will these little guys go to the garbage dump to pick up garbage and eat?"

【Mom, we won't pick up garbage and eat it. 】

"Mom," Saiki Kuniharu didn't seem to hear Kusuo's answer, he grabbed his wife's hand and comforted him affectionately, "Don't worry! Kusuo is a superpower, he can turn garbage like tattered leather shoes into rice Eat! Right? Kusuo!"

Why do you have to turn cowhide shoes into rice instead of using other things?

[It is said that we have food to eat. 】

"Long time no see, Mom! I took good care of a younger brother and a lover." Qi Mukong helped the black-haired boy with one arm, smiling to comfort his worried parents.

A few people tacitly did not mention the other world to the couple.

After confirming that the children were all right, Qi Mu's father and mother glanced at each other, hurriedly ran back to the sofa and pressed the remote control.

"what happened?"

"Ah, Xiaoyou," Qi Mu's mother finally took time out of her busy schedule to answer, "My father and I will watch this very popular detective TV series every night at 8 o'clock every night. It's called "Bonobo Detective Agency". Shall we watch it together?"

Why didn't this stupid couple look very worried?

Qi Mu Guochun, who was lying on the sidelines, seemed to suddenly think of something, he pointed to a letter on the table and said to the black-haired boy without looking back.

"By the way, Xiaoyou, I received a letter in your mailbox a few days ago, and my mother asked me to pick it up for you! We didn't even read it! —— Well, it was sent by your mother. How do you say it? In this day and age, there are still people using such an old-fashioned way of sending letters, can't they just send emails?"

【…】

"Of course it's because—my important identity, whether it's communication information, mobile phone number, or email address, has been encrypted layer by layer, and will be changed at any time. You must know that people in this world want to contact There are countless people who have my information or who have stolen my information."

[You really think too much. 】

Qi Mu Guochun turned his head back silently, pretending that he didn't ask the question just now, and pointed at the TV screen with a smirk on his face: "Mom, I know who the prisoner is!"

Guang Zhouyou curiously followed the direction of Qi Mu Guochun's finger and took down the letter. It was probably a letter of admiration from a subject who admired him too much. After all, he could receive hundreds of such things every few days. seal up.

[Didn't they all say that it was sent by my aunt? 】

Guang Zhouyou didn't open it, but just stuffed it into his trouser pocket casually, but the superpower user has already seen the contents directly with his clairvoyant eyes.

"Yu, I have found the true love of my life, and now I have decided to hold a wedding with him, and soon our family will move to Tokyo, and I have helped you find a nearby middle school, Dihua Middle School. Wait a few days You can come here by yourself today. Mom is very busy, so she won't come to pick you up.

--Mother"

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:And there is only one school in Tokyo called Teiko Junior High School, right?Even remembering the name wrong, this is too perfunctory.

During dinner the next morning—"Wow! This mouse is so kawaii! Dad, do you know when it came into our house?" Qi Mu's mother suddenly covered her mouth in surprise and shouted, she Holding the trembling yellow unknown animal from the ground in the palm of his hand, patches of blush appeared on his face.

"It's my mount... well, it's a pet!" Guang Zhouyou changed his words obediently under Qi Mu's mother's sudden and terrifying gaze.

"Xiaoguang's pet is as cute as Xiaoguang!" Saiki Kurumi, who is 35 years old, still maintains a pink and tender girl's heart. She couldn't help hugging Pikachu and started circling. After such a tragic baptism, he couldn't help screaming, and his short plush limbs slid helplessly in the air like an overturned tortoise.

"Pickup pickup!"

"Crackling!" The silver arc flickered between its erect ears.

"Mom, have you forgotten that you are allergic to animal hair?!" Qi Mu Guochun looked at his wife with florets floating in the background with a dull expression, and lifted his hands weakly in the air.

"That's right." Saiki Kurumi regretfully put the dying Pikachu on the ground.

This time, Saiki Kusuo suddenly mentioned the letter from yesterday.

While slowly spreading the jam on both sides of the bread with a silver knife and fork, the esper said to the cheap brother who had a bulging mouth full of tempura.

【Did you know that today is the start of junior high school? 】

Guang Zhou froze for a second when he heard the words, then became calm again.

Sorasuke, who was sitting on the other side of Guang Zhou Yu, turned his head and looked at the black-haired boy next to him with great interest, "Which school did Yu-chan go to? Why don't you come to our school?"

[Didn't you already skip a grade to the sophomore year?He is only 11 years old, he should be a middle school student now. 】

"You underestimate Youjiang, right? With his ability, he still follows the slow polyphony of those ants. As a lover, I feel wronged for him?"

"My servant is really ignorant. She has already decided to elope with someone from the neighboring kingdom. In order to take care of that worthless guy, I can only go to Tokyo to carry out my plan to expand the territory."

The Qimu couple sitting next to you and me were a little surprised.

Saiki Kuniharu, who managed to get up early to enjoy breakfast, looked back at the clock hanging on the wall, "But now there are only 15 minutes left before school time, Kusuo and Sorasuke both go to school in this Sashiki-machi county, walk there It’s too late, if you are in Tokyo, unless Kusuo takes you to fly there, right, wouldn’t that solve it... If you can, take me to work by the way, Kusuo Ameng, it hurts! Mom, look at that nasty guy!”

[Just get out of here, I don’t provide manned services, that’s not how superpowers use their abilities. 】Saiki Kusuo ruthlessly rejected his father, and cast a sideways glance at the black-haired boy who didn't know what he was thinking.

Guangzhou held his face and said stubbornly, "I know that school will start today, but it's because the nearby magnetic field is not stable enough to affect the time of waking up in the morning so I wake up now."

The black-haired boy dragged out a huge hang glider from Saiki Kusuo's house. The black special material was painted with a spider pattern that was about to emerge. He glanced at the wind speed and direction of today's weather forecast broadcast on the morning news. , quickly determined the plan - find the highest place to jump off, and then fly directly to Teiko Middle School in Tokyo.

Guang Zhouyou stuffed the remaining tempura into the bento box and threw it directly into the school bag. He waved at the dumbfounded Saiki's family and opened the door. His eyes were murderous. Those who don't know may Thought he was going to the battlefield.

Saiki Kusuo: ...

Yeah, yeah, don't be kidding, no matter how powerful the paraglider is, no matter how much you can fly, it is impossible to fly from the remote Sashihiba town to Tokyo. It takes one hour by train, two hours by plane, and two hours by train, and finally 45 minutes to the place where the bus can't reach.

5 minutes later--

"The gate is there, and I'm leaving."

The figures of two people appeared on a street not far from Teiko Middle School in an instant like ghosts. Kusuo Saiki, who didn't get a response and felt a little strange, glanced at his younger brother, teleported away without saying anything.

Guang Zhouyou watched the superpower disappear in front of his eyes with a smack, with a smug smile on his lips. After reconfirming that the pink-haired monster had left to go to school, he grabbed the glider that hadn't let go yet. Umbrella ran away in the opposite direction from the school.

Although Qi Mu's family has been living with Guang Zhouyou, but no one has ever been to his school when he was in elementary school.

There are many reasons, the most important one is that no matter whether the three of them are studying in elementary school or junior high school, they have never studied in the same school, and the location of the school is also located in the northernmost and southernmost part of the small Zuosibu town. And the most east side, I don't know if it was intentional or because of a coincidence.

For Saiki Kusuo, an ordinary professional, he absolutely avoids appearing around a luminous body like Guang Zhouyu.

Think about it if he went to that guy's elementary school to find someone, and ended up being called a duke and a pink by this guy who was covered in peach blossoms and was so sought after—don't be kidding.Therefore, he has never known a major event that Guangzhou will do every year at the beginning of school.

In April, the season when pink and white petals are in full bloom, the charming spectacle of spinning and dancing can't stop the green-like teenagers and girls in the campus, and the breeze is full of vitality and youthfulness.

Teiko Middle School——Tokyo's leading high school, the strong teachers and luxurious teaching facilities make the parents very happy.Of course, these advantages are not worth mentioning in the eyes of the freshmen. The white elegant suit jacket, the light blue shirt full of youthful atmosphere, and the thin black tie are the most attractive places for girls. A uniform like a used car salesman is ten thousand times stronger.

For boys, the super-large basketball club of this wealthy school is the place they covet for a long time to relieve the restlessness and passion that they usually have nowhere to release.

During the opening ceremony, the freshmen writhed excitedly in their seats, fidgeting as if the seats were strewn with nails. Their energetic appearance was in the same shape as the sophomores and third-years sitting in an old god sitting in the next aisle. sharp contrast.

Akashi Seijuro casually glanced at the speech he had just received, folded it neatly in half and stuffed it into the pocket of Teiko's white suit, obviously already prepared for the next freshman speech.

It's not that he can perform an impromptu performance in front of the teachers and students of the school, but as the only young master of one of Japan's three major chaebols, Osoji, Akashi Seijuro has received various elite education since he was a child, and his father has extremely strict requirements on him. He is strict, whether it is study or the affairs of the student union, he does his best to be perfect.

Therefore, this entrance examination was no exception. He had undoubtedly obtained full marks, and was admitted to Teiko Middle School as No. 1 as before.

The only difference is that this time he is not sitting alone on the first throne like before, and there is another person sharing the laurel with him on the class list that announced the admission results.

But because the ranking is arranged according to the Roman accent, this person's ranking is next to his own name - with the same score.

"—Guang Zhouyou."

The red-haired boy who was sitting upright on the seat recited the name silently in his heart, as if he was chewing and savoring a delicacy slowly and full of interest.

What kind of person would he be.

Akashi Seijuro's rose-red eyes drooped, concealing his inner curiosity and fighting spirit.

"... Freshmen must abide by the records and complete the homework assigned by the teacher on time. I hope you can enjoy the new semester."

While his thoughts were flying, the headmaster's speech had come to an end, and the originally elated expressions of the freshmen were tormented by the stinky and long protracted speech like foot wraps, but the headmaster with a beer belly had a sharp voice And harsh, as creepy as scratching a blackboard with your fingernails.

"When will it end?"

"I really want to jump up and bang a mallet on the dangling bald head above the podium to stop this endless speech." The third-year student said what all the students were thinking.

"Don't be silly, don't you remember that there is also a freshman representative giving a speech, my friend."

"Ah..." The second-year student covered his head in pain, "Hurry up and end it."

However, the atmosphere in places where girls gather together is quite different.

"Look at that boy."

"Is it our class? It looks good."

Several girls huddled together, blushed and whispered, looked around, and immediately established friendship while laughing.

"...during school, if a student participates in a brawl on campus, a demerit will be imposed. Please pay attention, my speech will end here. Next, the representative of Xinsheng—" The middle-aged man dragged his voice , with a sense of taking the tone.

Akashi Seijuro stood up straight, his handsome body was like a tall and straight green bamboo, the good upbringing and demeanor of a famous family were fully revealed at this moment, although it has not yet unfolded, but it can already describe the handsome outline of the future. Confident and gentle, but upon closer inspection, he is calm and majestic. Normally, this level of good looks, high IQ, and academic master would become the focus of the whole school's attention. Unfortunately, this time he is destined not to be the protagonist of the opening ceremony. .

Before Akashi could take the first step, the students behind him suddenly started commotion, and the buzzing sound of discussion was like an infectious disease rapidly expanding from a small area to the whole school.

"that is!"

"What is that in the sky!"

"A meteorite? Could it be that the heavens heard my cry!"

A boy behind Akashi yelled at the top of his voice, instead of being depressed just now, his tone revealed a hint of excitement.

Akashi's good memory allowed him to quickly remember what this classmate introduced himself in the classroom just now - this is Yamamoto-kun.Unexpectedly, the serious-looking Yamamoto-kun turned out to be such a person.

The small dot that hit Teiko's student at a high speed in the distance grew bigger like a meteor, gradually revealing its true face.

"Is this a person?" Shintaro Midorima in Class C was surprised to use his middle finger to push a bunch of glasses that were slipping down on the bridge of his nose, and the lucky thing in his hand almost fell to the ground due to his hand shaking.

"My God! Someone is flying in the sky in a glider!"

"Is it flying towards us?"

Teiko's teachers could no longer control the commotion at the scene, and the students cheered and stood up and greeted the people on the glider through the window.

"Sit down!" "Quiet, students!" Mr. Ando from Class B wiped the sweat from his forehead and shouted at the top of his voice, but it was like a drop of water melted into the roaring sea without any fluctuations.

The figure became clearer and clearer, and finally with a sound of "peng", the glider fell to the ground and slid a long white mark on the concrete floor. Sparks splashed all around, the white smoke dispersed, and a person stood firmly on the ground. The headmaster was on the podium, and the headmaster had long been scared to the side and shivered.

What kind of appearance is this!

It's too... handsome!

All the teachers and students in the school focused their dumbfounded gazes on this man——

The black hair blown messily by the wind danced around the boy's fair and delicate cheeks, like an elf flying lightly in the wind and kissing his skin lightly. He was wearing a hunting Teiko school uniform jacket, and his eyes glanced contemptuously at the boy. The students who were astonished.

He took a step forward, and the crisp sound of his boots colliding with the ground was very clear in the silent venue, as if hitting the trembling hearts of everyone present.And Guangzhou himself didn't know that his shocking appearance this time and the domineering declaration that followed made him the leader who came wearing a battle suit and riding the rays of light in the hearts of young Emperor Guang, and the male god in the hearts of ignorant girls.