That lame prince stood up and kissed me

Jiang Xiaoman was kissed hard without warning, and his brain froze instantly, full of "???" and "!!!".

And this kind of operation? ? ?

Why is it so spicy! ! !

Wait, this is his first kiss? ? ?

so spicy! ! !

Jiang Xiaoman pushed the prince away and raised his hand to grab the teacup to drink tea.It's just that he also forgot to smear a circle of chili oil on the rim of the cup, and after drinking it, he was also tricked.

"Ah—" Jiang Xiaoman cried out in a broken voice.

"Yes!" The prince pointed at Jiang Xiaoman and laughed.

Jiang Xiaoman's face was flushed red, he stretched out his hand to wipe his mouth, and glared at Rong Ting bitterly.

"You...you..."

"Do you dare to come again?"

"Presumptuous!" Jiang Xiaoman pointed at Rong Ting, his fingers trembling, "You, you! You are obscene! You bully the old man!"

"Who made the dirty move first?"

"You snatched my little golden cat first?"

"Huh? You dare to ask me? Who is running to the harem all day long?"

"???"

There were more question marks on Jiang Xiaoman's head, and he didn't understand why the harem was mentioned suddenly.The prince sneered and said: "Running to the harem all day long, what are you thinking, are you afraid that people won't know?"

"What am I thinking?"

"You know it yourself."

"Speak clearly!" Jiang Xiaoman became furious, and shouted, "Don't be eccentric, tell me what you have to say, what else do I have in mind!"

Rong Ting has lived for 18 years. Although the life of the royal family is full of intrigues, everyone is talking in secret. This is the first time he has been pointed at his nose and yelled at.

Rong Ting fell silent, looking at Jiang Xiaoman quietly.

Dare to yell at me?He is quite courageous, and he is not afraid of being beheaded.

Rong Ting knew that he should be angry, but there was no trace of anger in his heart. Instead, he felt... quite novel.

Rong Ting looked at Jiang Xiaoman with the playful eyes of a leading actor.

Jiang Xiaoman looked at him with crazy eyes.

"Ah."

"Heh what!" Jiang Xiaoman was furious, "Talking like a human!"

"As soon as you entered the palace, you either hooked up with the maids or ran to the harem. You say you are a man, so suitable?"

Although Jiang Xiaoman was getting angry, he didn't lose his mind.After he thought about it carefully, he really shouldn't have wandered around in the harem rashly, it was out of courtesy.He was silent for a moment, then raised his hand and said in a low voice: "The poor Taoist is a cultivator, there is no male or female sex. The poor Taoist can swear to the sky that he has no ill intentions towards the ladies. If there is any malicious intention, the sky will strike with lightning. "

Jiang Xiaoman had a serious face, Rong Ting looked at him, and felt that his expression was very obedient.After a while, Rong Ting nodded and said, "I believe you."

The two remained silent, and the misunderstanding that had lasted for several days was resolved in this way.

"Little Xuezi, serve the dishes."

"I will not eat."

"Eat as soon as I let you eat."

Nangongxue rolled her eyes and brought out the bowls and chopsticks. Just now she witnessed the farce played by the two outside, and she only felt that she saw two fools.

She put the bowl and chopsticks on the table, turned around and left again.

The interrupted dinner was finally able to continue, but the prince and Jiang Xiaoman faced the bowls and chopsticks, but neither of them moved.

The two just lowered their heads and kept opening their mouths to exhale.

Spicy... It's too spicy... Why is it so spicy... Even though they had a serious conversation just now, it's spicy, and the spicy feeling can't be lost at all.

The prince couldn't bear it anymore, raised his head and said, "You never thought it would be so spicy?"

Jiang Xiaoman stuck out his tongue and breathed out, "It's for you, of course the spicier the better."

"Is something wrong?"

"You are the only one who has a problem, you just now..." Jiang Xiaoman couldn't say it, and gave the prince a bitter look.The prince was stared at by him, and only then did he realize what he had done in a flash of thought.He... kissed this little fairy?

The atmosphere suddenly became strange, and the two stopped talking again.

Jiang Xiaoman's mind was in a mess, was that a kiss just now?No!It's elementary school students quarreling and making dirty tricks!He secretly looked at the prince, and saw the prince staring at him intently.He looked away, picked up a chopsticks of food and ate it with his head down, trying to pretend that nothing happened.

The prince was still looking at him with deep eyes. He was so confused that he caught a ball and didn't pick it up. The ball was rolling around on the table.

The prince couldn't help laughing at his stupidity, and took a sip from his teacup in a smart way.

After three seconds.

The prince coughed frantically again.

Jiang Xiaoman: "..."

The prince doesn't look very smart either, he really is a primary school student.

After dinner, Jiang Xiaoman stroked the cat in the Prince's room to digest his food. When he was tired, it was time for bedtime.He picked up General Yin and stood up and said: "If Your Highness is fine, I will go back to Tongtian Pagoda immediately."

"Who said it's all right?" Rong Ting sat in front of the case, looked at the book, and said, "The lonely leg hurts, but I specially asked the emperor to order the immortal to cure the lonely leg, why did the immortal leave? "

"Your Highness, does your leg really hurt?"

"Ah."

Jiang Xiaoman looked at it for a while, then walked in front of Rong Ting.

Rong Ting looked up at Jiang Xiaoman, and saw Jiang Xiaoman squatting down, reaching out to press his leg.

"If it hurts, let me massage for you." Jiang Xiaoman used to massage the legs of his grandparents, and he has mastered massage skills that even gods say.He didn't mind that it was the prince's leg, so he knelt on the ground and pressed it.

"Where does it hurt?"

"It hurts."

"If it hurts, I'll soak my legs later."

Jiang Xiaoman's palm was warm, even through his trousers, Rong Ting could feel his warm and flexible hand pressing gently.An inexplicable emotion rose in Rong Ting's heart, he even wanted to stretch his legs back and stop letting Jiang Xiaoman touch him.He didn't expect that Jiang Xiaoman would take care of him just by talking casually.

"Okay, how can I let the immortal serve the orphan."

Rong Ting stretched out his hand to press Jiang Xiaoman's hand, but Jiang Xiaoman withdrew his hand and said, "You're welcome."

Jiang Xiaoman seriously massaged Rong Ting, and after a while he looked up, and saw Rong Ting's head turned to one side, staring not far away in a daze.

Jiang Xiaoman knelt on the ground, his legs were a little sore.He said: "Go to bed, it's time to sleep."

Rong Ting was silent, just nodded.Jiang Xiaoman pushed him to the side of the bed, and another great shift moved him to the bed.

Jiang Xiaoman was about to leave, but seeing him watching him silently, he had no choice but to tidy up, turn off the lights, and climb onto the bed too.

Jiang Xiaoman and Rong Ting lay side by side, Jiang Xiaoman had question marks all over his head.Why on earth are you lying on the bed with the hero now?Well...it shouldn't affect the plot.

There was still a small glazed lamp burning in the bed tent, Jiang Xiaoman got up and wanted to turn off the lamp, but saw Rong Ting's hand.

"Return you." Rong Ting stretched out his hand, and in his palm was the little golden cat that was snatched back earlier.

"No more." Jiang Xiaoman became angry when he saw the little golden cat.

"Immortals are not short-tempered." Rong Ting stretched out his hand for a while, and when he opened his palm again, there was another little golden cat in his palm.This little golden cat is a little bigger than the previous one, and has a slightly different shape, but it also looks stupid and sticks out its tongue.

"Do you want?"

It's cute, but no, Jiang Xiaoman has dignity, how can he accept it so easily?He blew out the glass lamp at once, and said: "His Royal Highness, keep it. Didn't you say earlier that you would give a big golden cat to your sweetheart? Keep it, keep it all, lest you have to ask for it back later."

He thought that the prince would come to quarrel with him again, but unexpectedly the prince took the big golden cat back immediately after hearing it.He was speechless, ignored the prince and went to sleep by himself.

At night, Jiang Xiaoman felt someone kick him.

He got up and looked around warily.who is it?The prince's legs can't move, it's definitely not the prince.

But there was no one around, Jiang Xiaoman thought he was sleepy, so he lay down again.

In the middle of the night, Jiang Xiaoman was kicked again, Jiang Xiaoman opened his eyes vigilantly.

who is it?Jiang Xiaoman raised his heart.Could it be... a ghost?

On the second day, when Rong Ting got up in the morning to go to court, he found that Jiang Xiaoman had disappeared.

Immediately, he felt someone grabbing his hand, and when he turned his head, he saw Jiang Xiaoman sleeping on the other side for some reason, still holding his hand tightly.

Seeing Jiang Xiaoman curled up sleeping like a shrimp, he couldn't help laughing.

He gently pulled his hand out, thought for a while, and stuffed the little golden cat into Jiang Xiaoman's hand, then got out of bed quietly, and hugged Mimi and General Yin who were sleeping elsewhere to the bed.After everything was settled, he left.