That lame prince stood up and kissed me

Jiang Xiaoman wanted to cry, but Rong Ting bowed and stretched out his hand respectfully and made a "please" gesture to Jiang Xiaoman, saying: "Please mount the horse."

Jiang Xiaoman finally struggled: "I'd better go back..."

Rong Ting: "How can this be done? I'm afraid the immortal will not be able to return to the palace tomorrow."

"How about I still take the sedan chair?"

"Tong Guang, take the horse back."

"Can't you ride the horse back by yourself!"

"No."

Jiang Xiaoman knew that Rong Ting would ride a horse with him, or ride a sedan chair with him, and he wouldn't back down no matter what.

Seeing Tong Guang meekly bowing his head and waiting for orders, he was very embarrassed in his heart, so he said: "Okay, let's just go..."

Before the words finished, Jiang Xiaoman saw the corner of Rong Ting's mouth hooked up, revealing a triumphant smile, Jiang Xiaoman's heart was ashamed.

"Fairy, please."

Jiang Xiaoman is actually quite interested in horseback riding, and he thought about asking Rong Ting to come out and let Rong Ting take him to play, but he never thought that this wish would be realized in such a way.

Jiang Xiaoman stood in front of the horse, looking at Rong Ting helplessly, Rong Ting looked back with raised eyebrows.

"what happened?"

"What do you say?"

It's not that Jiang Xiaoman has never thought about getting on a horse by himself, but he understands that the horse moves around and he has no experience, so it's almost impossible for him to get on a horse successfully once.But he didn't succeed, he just made Rong Ting laugh at him, and in the end Rong Ting had to carry him up, so it's better to ask Rong Ting to help him the first time.

Rong Ting knew what he meant, his smile deepened, he went forward and hugged him onto the horse, and then sat behind him.

Jiang Xiaoman's back felt hot, in such an autumn night, such an embrace couldn't be more comfortable, he almost collapsed comfortably in Rong Ting's arms.

Just thinking about the current relationship between the two, Jiang Xiaoman immediately sat up straight again, and said solemnly: "Let's go."

"Let's go now." Rong Ting shook the reins, and the horse under him galloped up.

Naturally, riding horses can no longer take the previous road out of the palace, but Jiang Xiaoman can't tell what road they are taking, only to see fewer and fewer people along the way, and finally they gallop on a deserted mountain path .

"Where are you taking me?"

"Take you back to the palace!"

"No matter how you look at it, this is not the way back to the palace!"

"The cripple hasn't been out of the palace for so many years. It's normal to get lost. Please forgive me."

Jiang Xiaoman knew that Rong Ting was playing tricks on him again, so he really had a headache.There was a lot of ups and downs immediately, and there was no place on the saddle to grasp. Jiang Xiaoman instinctively wanted to put his hands on Rong Ting's arms, but felt that they were too close, and he didn't know where to put his hands.

Rong Ting seemed to know what he was thinking, he reined in and the horse speeded up suddenly.Jiang Xiaoman screamed, but could only shake Rong Ting's hand, Rong Ting laughed again.

"Rong Ting!" Jiang Xiaoman couldn't take it anymore, and began to reason with Rong Ting by name and surname, "You can't do this!"

"Where can't I go alone?"

"I can't do anywhere!" Jiang Xiaoman said loudly, "I'm already 80 years old, aren't you afraid that I'll be stimulated by you one day and die! My heart is beating so fast now, I feel like I'm going to die!"

Hearing this, Rong Ting's speed suddenly slowed down.

Jiang Xiaoman knew it worked, and hurriedly continued: "Think about it, if I'm going to ascend in a few years, wouldn't you be very sad? It's better to stop these thoughts now, so as to save yourself from being sad in the future."

Rong Ting remained silent for a while, and said after a while: "Are you going to ascend in a few years?"

Jiang Xiaoman said: "After all, I will be eighty this year! Sooner or later."

"When?"

"Look at fate."

Rong Ting's speed slowed down again, and Jiang Xiaoman was overjoyed when he knew that these words entered Rong Ting's heart.

Unexpectedly, Rong Ting said: "Since this is the case, Gu should cherish the time he can get along with the immortal even more."

After saying "drive", the horse galloped up again, Jiang Xiaoman had no choice but to grab Rong Ting again.

This is really exciting and frightening for me, while Rong Ting is excited, happy and happy... Jiang Xiaoman is crying in the wind.

Even though he said so, Rong Ting still listened to Jiang Xiaoman's words, and quickly brought Jiang Xiaoman back to the palace.

When Jiang Xiaoman got off the horse, he didn't step on it, twisted his waist, couldn't help but screamed while supporting his waist, then looked at Rong Ting sadly, and said, "Are you still cruel to do anything to the old man?"

Rong Ting watched Jiang Xiaoman staggering and beating his waist, his eyes gradually became complicated.

Has the fairy already reached this point?What if one day in the middle of doing something, the immortal suddenly ascended?

Rong Ting finally worried about his love.

Jiang Xiaoman was irritated all night, and hurried back to Tongtian Tower in desperation, and Rong Ting also returned to Changle Palace full of thoughts.

The two tossed and turned sleeplessly all night.

The day after the Mid-Autumn Festival finally came to the day when Jiang Xiaoman presented the toilet to the emperor.

The toilet presenting ceremony was not grand, it could even be said to be very secretive, only Jiang Xiaoman, the craftsman and the emperor were present, and there was no one else, not even Rong Ting.

What happened between the crown prince and the immortal in the night market yesterday had spread to the emperor's ears. When the emperor saw Jiang Xiaoman, his future daughter-in-law, he felt a little embarrassed.

But he has a gentle personality, and he likes Jiang Xiaoman very much, so he is still very polite to Jiang Xiaoman.He said: "What the immortals are doing these days, I can finally know now."

Jiang Xiaoman said: "Thank you, Your Majesty, for allowing Pindao to sell it for so long. This thing is commonly used by immortals in the fairy world. Pindao thought that this thing would also be useful in the human world, so he asked all the masters to make it out. I want to present it to His Majesty first."

Jiang Xiaoman's words were very vague, and the emperor still didn't understand what it was.In the past month, Jiang Xiaoman specially asked him to leave a corner in the bedroom for craftsmen to work on, but he didn't say what it was, it was very secretive.

In fact, it's not that Jiang Xiaoman is pretending to be mysterious, but he knows that there are many ancient rules, and the toilet is not something that can be talked about, so he simply doesn't mention it.

Jiang Xiaoman took out a thin booklet, presented it to the emperor, and said: "How to use it is all described in this picture book, please give it a try, Your Majesty."

The picture book was an instruction manual that Jiang Xiaoman asked the painter in the palace to draw, because he really didn't know how to tell the emperor how to operate the toilet gracefully, so he had to ask someone to draw it.Jiang Xiaoman had seen it himself, the picture book was very vivid, and the protagonist in the demonstration was still a fairy, so he shouldn't offend the emperor.

After Jiang Xiaoman presented the picture album, leaving behind the emperor who didn't know what it was, he resigned.

Half a day later, Jiang Xiaoman was summoned again.

The emperor had obviously used Jiang Xiaoman's toilet before, and the emperor had a happy face and said, "Immortal, this is a good thing. Before, I had to order someone to fetch the official room, which was really troublesome. With this toilet, it is really convenient." few."

Seeing that the emperor liked it, Jiang Xiaoman heaved a sigh of relief, and said, "It's just as long as it's convenient for your Majesty to use."

The emperor said again: "I have decided to install toilets in the Palace of Compassion, Palace of Changle and other places first, and then spread them to the rest of the palace. What do the immortals think?"

Jiang Xiaoman said: "Pindao has invited craftsmen to make several sets of toilets, as long as they are installed in each palace, it can be completed in a day or two."

The emperor was overjoyed and gave Jiang Xiaoman a lot of gold, and at Jiang Xiaoman's request, he also rewarded all the craftsmen.

Jiang Xiaoman didn't make this toilet for rewards, but for his own convenience.Now that the emperor has used it, and the Tongtian Pagoda also exists, he wants to install this thing in the Changle Palace. After all, he travels to the Changle Palace too often, and it is a pain not to have a toilet.

But just after he finished thinking, he remembered his relationship with Rong Ting and couldn't help hesitating.

But the imperial decree had already been issued, so Jiang Xiaoman stopped thinking about it.

Jiang Xiaoman hid in Tongtian Pagoda for two days under the pretext of seclusion.

In two days, the toilet was also installed in Changle Palace, and at the same time the prince also got a small picture book for explanation.

Rong Ting opened the little picture album and couldn't help laughing.

I saw a painting of a fairy in white on the small picture book. The fairy walked to the toilet, lifted up his Taoist robe, sat on the toilet obediently, and took a book to read.After finishing the work, he obediently put on his Taoist robe and pressed on the toilet.

At Jiang Xiaoman's request, the picture album also drew expressions, and the expression of Shu Shuang after the event was especially lifelike and very cute.

"Go and invite the immortal." Rong Ting said to Tongguang when he saw the picture album closed, "Tell the immortal, Gu can't understand this album, please ask him to talk about it."