[Comprehensive] Let's become a bandage placement device together!

When Zhong Ye came home from get off work, he realized something was wrong as soon as he entered the door. The whole living room was filled with the smell of wine. When he went to the wine cabinet, he saw that the bottle of red wine in the middle was gone.

"Dazai, have you been drinking?" Chuya called out.

Dazai, who came out of the master bedroom, yawned and rubbed his eyes, "No."

"Could it be that Kazuko and Naoji drank it?" It was a Saturday, Hong Kong and Hei had things to deal with, and Dazai was too lazy to get up under the covers all day, he sniffed and found that there was indeed a touch of wine taste.

The two walked to the door of the two children's room, opened the door, and the two were sitting at the table seriously doing their homework.

"Father, you're back!" Hezi heard the sound of the door opening, turned his head to look at Zhongya in surprise and shouted.

"Father, you're finally back!" Naoji ran forward and hugged Chuya.

Kazuko and Naoji are the products of pregnancy stones. Kazuko is a girl and Naoji is a boy. Nakaya and Dazai took a year off to go to a place with a beautiful environment to raise their babies. After a year, they will return to Yokohama with their two children. At that time, everyone was shocked, and the detective agency, Yokohama, and the supernatural secret service department all came to see the child.Although the two insisted that it was adopted by them, they didn't believe it when they saw the model that looked exactly like them.

Kazuko has orange hair, which is clearly the sex-transformed childhood Nakaya. Naoji has been certified by Mori Ogai, and looks exactly like Dazai when he was a child.But in terms of personality, Kazuko is more similar to Dazai, because both Dazai and the detective agency and Hong Kong gangsters love girls more.

Kazuko, who was one step late, stopped, looked at Dazai and finally stopped.Feeling disgusted for no reason, Dazai silently touched the tip of his nose.

"Did you take the wine from the wine cabinet?" Chuya patted Naoji's head, and then straightened his face.

Hezi blinked in a daze, "No, we don't have a key.

"Liar, you obviously know how to pick the lock." Dazai mercilessly exposed Kazuko's trick.

"Hmm." For an instant, Nakaya saw that Kazuko's eye sockets were filled with mist, she looked at Dazai sobbing and said, "I, I won't."

Chuya looked at Dazai in surprise, "You taught them how to pick the lock?"

Dazai rubbed the back of his head in embarrassment, and said, "Before I took them home and forgot to bring the key, I opened the lock with a wire, and then they wanted to learn, so I taught them."

After a long silence, Chuya asked, "What else have you taught them in places I don't know?"

Naoji's eyes lit up, Dazai covered his mouth when he was about to speak, Dazai said with a smile, "It's not important, anyway, they are all necessary skills for life, don't we have more important things?"

At this time, Zhong also suddenly noticed that the arm under Naoji's sleeve was wrapped with a bandage, and stretched out his hand to pull the sleeve open, revealing the entire bandage on his arm. He couldn't help but look at Dazai, who was also wrapped in a bandage, and raised his eyebrows, which was very obvious. , Is this also an essential skill for life?

"I swear, I never taught this." Dazai said hastily.

"Ah, it's because he's been addicted to vampire comics for the past two days." Hezi told the truth in a very peaceful voice.

"Huh?" Nakaya looked at Naoji who withdrew his hand, hoping for an explanation.

"Isn't Daddy a vampire!" Naoji took two steps forward, turned around and pointed at Dazai.

"Vampire?" Nakaya looked at Dazai and looked up and down. His pale skin and arms covered with bandages because he couldn't touch the sun, let alone looked quite similar.

Chuya and Dazai have a little understanding of his brain circuit, because Dazai is a vampire, so he is, even if he can still touch the sun now, he will become an existence that cannot touch the sun in the future, so get used to it in advance.

"This brother is so stupid, I can't return it." Kazuko said, just because the classmate saw Dazai who was going to pick them up and said to Naoji, "Isn't your father a vampire?", and he believed it in the end.

"I'm an older brother!" Naoji immediately retorted.

"I'm the older sister!" Kazuko quit, and stood in front of Naoji, "I'm taller than you!"

"I checked the information. When I was young, it is normal for girls to grow taller than boys. Boys develop later. This cannot be used as a reason for you to be my sister." Naoji argued.

Seeing that the two were on the verge of quarreling and fighting, Chuya and Dazai hurriedly picked them up one by one.

"Dad, who is bigger among us?" "Daddy, who is bigger among us?"

The two children have asked this question no less than a hundred times. Where there is communication, there is competition. The two always hope that they are the biggest. Counting one or more, the two chose to remain silent, ignoring the question.

"Okay, don't fight, I'll make dinner." Nakaya put Naochi down from his arms, patted his head and said.

"I want it too, I want it too, Dad has already touched Xiao Zhi's head twice." Kazuko, who was in Dazai's arms, brought his head closer.

Dazai said very sadly, "Kazuko only likes Dad and not Daddy."

"No, I like Daddy very much too." Hezi turned around and gave Dazai a hug, "It's just because I can see Daddy every day, but Dad is on a business trip every day, and often I don't see him once in half a month." Saying that, Heziyan There were tears in his eyes, and the teardrops slowly slid down his cheeks.

After Kazuko said this, Nakaya, who was full of guilt, took Kazuko from Dazai's hand and comforted him in a low voice.

Dazai pulled Naoji aside, and the two of them sat on the bed and looked at the two orange-haired beauties in front of them.

"I don't know which bastard will take away this little devil in the future." Dazai said with emotion, he has raised him for so many years, of course he knows that Kazuko is fake crying, but he knows that Gui knows, and his heart still hurts.

"No one would like her if she has such a bad personality." Naoji said with a frown. Even though he said that, he knew that Kazuko was very popular in school, but that was because they didn't know the essence of Kazuko!

Dazai sighed faintly, patted Naoji's head, "You hate her so much."

After being silent for a while, Dazai heard Naoji's very soft voice, "Yeah, I don't hate it."

After calming down the emotions of the two children, Dazai and Zhongya left the room, and as soon as the door was closed, Dazai collapsed on the sofa like a salted fish, turned his face to Zhongya and opened his hands, "Raising children is so tiring .”

"Then you have a break, and I'll cook." Chuya passed by Dazai just as he was about to leave, but Dazai grabbed him and fell directly on Dazai's body.

"I just saw your Kawako's forehead, I want to too~" Dazai said coquettishly.

"Are you a child?" Nakaya sighed helplessly, and kissed Dazai's forehead.

"Mr. Mori gave you too much work, and I don't see you often, Chuya, let's change jobs." Dazai leaned his head on Chuya's shoulder.

There is also a reason why Mori Ogai is so oppressive. On the one hand, there are a lot of jobs in Hong Kong and Heilongjiang. On the other hand, it is entirely Mori Ogai’s selfishness. We all know that Mori Ogai is a young girl, and Kazuko perfectly fits his aesthetics. , so he strongly invited Zhong also to bring Kazuko to play with Alice.At the beginning, he took Hezi there a few times, but after three or four times, Hezi told him that the strange uncle was too scary, and if his sister didn't stop him, he would still want to do something bad to her.Although Chuya later learned from Alice that Mori Ogai just wanted Kazuko to change into a dress, but Chuya still decided not to take Kazuko with him.

After that, many stories happened, and now Mori Ogai has thrown all the overseas work on Chuya's head.

After a long silence, Chuya said, "But there is no place more suitable for me than Hong Kong and Hei."

This was the first time Nakaya let go, and Dazai immediately regained his energy. He immediately sat up, "Come to the detective agency and join me!"

"The wages are too low." Zhong also said the painful truth calmly. They gave the best to the two children. Coupled with Zhong Ye's hobbies that burn a lot of money, the salary of the detective agency is completely Dazai's. pocket money.

On the other side, Zhizhi secretly opened a crack in the door, saw the two chatting on the sofa in a strange posture, then closed the door gently, and stretched, "It seems that Dad and the others forgot to drink for a while. Something happened."

"This trick has been used twice, and it can't be used next time." Hezi said.

"If it wasn't because you broke the wine bottle, Kazuko, it wouldn't be such a trouble." Zhizhi rolled his eyes.

"That's not because you reached out to grab it." Hezi refused to admit that it was his mistake.

"But I didn't expect that wine to be so expensive." Zhizhi thought of a series of remedial measures after they broke the wine.Clean up the glass shards and red wine without alarming Dazai, then call Akutagawa and lie that they want to buy Chuya a birthday present, hoping that he can introduce them to work without alarming Nakaya and Dazai .

Then, Akutagawa was silent for a while after knowing the brand of the wine they wanted to buy, and immediately said that they came to him to do odd jobs and he gave them money.

"Fortunately, I didn't call Uncle Kunikida, and I told him that he definitely couldn't afford this brand of bar." Kazuko said.

"After all, it's Daddy's colleague." Naoji nodded in agreement, "But it still wasn't cleaned up, and the living room smelled of alcohol."

"Next time, don't open the wine in the living room, the living room is too big." Hezi said.

"Is there a next time?" Naoji blinked.

"I just drank a little." Hezi stretched out his hand to measure the distance, then spread his hand, "It was broken."

"Sooner or later he will become an alcoholic." Naoji complained.

A week later, Zhong also found a bottle of red wine in a small corner of the living room. The brand year was exactly the bottle that mysteriously disappeared in the wine cabinet a week ago.In the past week, Kazuko and Naoji said they were going to play with Yin, and they lived in her house directly.

Picking up the red wine, Zhong also shook his head helplessly, "It's a good thing they didn't smash the kind that has a price but no market."

"Earn money to buy red wine in a week?" Dazai touched his chin after knowing this, "Sure enough, he went to cheat Akutagawa."

"I should change the fingerprint lock for the wine cabinet."

"Even if they change it, they still have a way to open it if they want." Dazai touched the back of his head with a smile, "I also taught them how to open fingerprint locks and combination locks before."

After a long silence, Chuya opened the red wine and poured it directly into Dazai's mouth. Why does this person always make raising children more difficult.

Although they let it go for a week, those who should criticize the education should still criticize the education. Facing Chuya’s education, Kazuko and Naoji nodded obediently and admitted their mistakes. Uncle Akutagawa apologized.

In a place where there were no adults, the two breathed a sigh of relief at the same time.

"I haven't been caught stealing a drink." Hezi patted his chest. Stealing a drink is much more serious than breaking a wine bottle.

At this time, Dazai came out from nowhere, and startled the two of them. He touched their heads and said, "You can't drink alcohol, and you don't want Dad to know. He will definitely blame himself if he finds out. , I feel that I have brought you down."

After finishing speaking, Dazai turned around and left. After taking two steps, he turned around and said, "You must want to ask me how I know, right? I won't tell you~"

Knowing that Dazai was gone, Kazuko chopped the floor angrily, "That's why I don't like Daddy!"

"Come on, you will definitely defeat him." Zhizhi calmly handed a glass of juice to Hezi, "Drink?"

The author has something to say: Little Theater:

The height of Zhongya who took the height-enhancing drug did not change: Is it expired?

Dazai: Maybe.

A month later, Zhong also saw a news broadcast on TV that a giant mouse appeared in the sewer, and instantly understood what happened.

It's really over this time!

Are the names of the two cubs an easter egg?

I made a bet with another wife to see who could update, I won, she lost, so I showed the neighbor Zhiqi "[Comprehensive] Hong Kong Black Heroes" to see her learn how to bark like a dog!

Finally push my acceptance document ~

[Comprehensive] The best hero of the year is an undercover agent

A certain cadre in Yokohama woke up and felt that the whole world had changed. His height, which was not very tall, shrank back!

Everything that has to do with height is a big deal!

After some examination, he found that he suddenly returned to the age of 15 years old.

Accepting the order from the BOSS, he went to Xiongying as an undercover agent. Who would have thought that his Chinese teacher was actually that mackerel!

"You don't know, Mr. Mori is actually a young girl..."

"Crack..." The pen in his hand was broken. Let that guy teach Chinese because he wanted everyone to fail in Chinese.

No, that mental pollutant has already given up on these heroic students as a teacher.