[Comprehensive] Let's become a bandage placement device together!

Zhong, who was in a coma, was also crushed by the ghost. He couldn't move his whole body, and there was a heavy thing pressing on his stomach.

Struggling to wake up from the nightmare, Nakahara Nakaya suddenly opened his eyes, and saw Dazai Osamu who was pillowing on his stomach at a glance.

Nakahara also blinked, and closed his eyes again, he must still be in a dream, that's right, this must be an evil ghost dressed as Dazai.

As soon as Chuya's breathing rate changed, Osamu Dazai knew he had woken up, "Chuya, long time no see~"

Nakahara Chuya opened his eyes abruptly, the sound of beating was definitely Osamu Dazai.

"Get off me first!" Nakaya punched Dazai on the head.

"Hey, I moved you back to the room with great difficulty." Osamu Dazai sat up reluctantly, "It will be punished by God for treating your future parents like this."

Just as Osamu Dazai straightened his back, Nakaya turned over and pressed his neck to press him on the tatami mat, and knelt on his waist with his legs spread apart.

"Your parents are so tall." Chuya's face darkened, he still had a general understanding of his own physical condition, he felt that it was going to be bad just before he lost consciousness, and to be honest, he wasn't surprised to see Dazai after he woke up.

Osamu Dazai, with half of his handsome face on the tatami, said with difficulty, "It's really rude, you're going to live with me for a long time."

"Compared to this, what about the inspection report?" Nakahara asked.

"Ah, I forgot to bring it back."

"Huh?! Are you kidding me!"

When Chuya fell into emotional turmoil, Osamu Dazai turned over and pushed him on the ground, looked at Nakahara Chuya under him and complained, "What is written on it is not much different from what you feel, you should There's no need to look at it."

Osamu Dazai suddenly showed a shocked expression, "Did you finally become a real slug?"

"Why don't you die!" Chuya straightened his upper body, and smashed his head towards Dazai's forehead.

Dazai, who did not expect this at all, covered his forehead with a look of shock, "Have you evolved from a slug to a turtle!"

"Go down!" This kind of move that kills one thousand enemies and hurts eight hundred also hurts the brain.

"Okay, okay." Dazai sighed and stood up, and took a few steps back, his force value is not as good as Chuya, "I was called by Mr. Mori as a laborer to save you, and then took over for free You are a hot potato. With your attitude, Chuya, I want to return the product."

Zhong Yuanzhong couldn't help but rolled his eyes, he believed that he was a ghost, and he must have taken a lot of benefits during this period.

And... isn't it because Osamu Dazai doesn't talk well all the time!

"But it's a pity that you just smashed the warehouse of Hong Kong Hei and not the Hong Kong Hei Building." Osamu Dazai shrugged and spread his hands. up.

"Hehe." Zhongyuan Zhong didn't want to pay attention to this guy who was afraid that the world would not be chaotic. He was more concerned about another thing than this, "Aside from smashing the warehouse, did I hurt anyone?"

"Ah, about this..." Osamu Dazai's eyebrows drooped suddenly, and he sighed faintly.

Dazai's pause made Chuya's heart thump, the last thing he wanted to see was the death of his companion, if his companion died because of himself, then he would feel guilty for the rest of his life.

It’s rare to see a tense and hesitant expression on Chuya’s face, Dazai frowned, honestly speaking, Chuya, who is lively and easy to explode, is more suitable for him, “It’s a pity, although some people were injured, but no one died Chuya seemed to be conscious at the time, and could control the range of his attack."

"I'm still conscious?" Chuya's heart suddenly fell to the ground, but at the same time he tilted his head in confusion, he had no memory at all.

"Yeah, seeing me yelling for Dazai, those who didn't know thought I was you!"

"Tsk" Zhong also turned his head away, not wanting to admit that he could only call Dazai's name at such a time.

"Speaking of my clothes?" Zhong also looked at his hospital gown.

"I forgot about that too." Dazai remembered that he had left Chuya's clothes in the hospital after being reminded by Chuya.

"What do you still remember in your head?" Chuya's tone was a little cold, he sat on the ground and looked up at Dazai who was standing there with a blank expression.

"Is it okay if I don't forget you?" Osamu Dazai smiled.

Zhong also lowered his head uncomfortably, why did this guy suddenly say such nasty things.

The clothes are gone, so the cell phone is gone, and Chuya originally wanted to borrow Dazai's cell phone to call his subordinates to deliver the clothes, but then he thought about it, so he said, "Do you have any clothes I can wear here? ?”

"No, Chuuya is too short after all." Osamu Dazai shrugged.

A tic-tac appeared on Chuya's forehead. This guy really jumped on his red line every word. He took a deep breath and told himself that he must be the one who was at a disadvantage with Dazai, and Chuya ignored Dazai's words. He stood up and walked towards his closet.

As soon as he opened it, Nakaya fell silent. There was a cupboard of beige coats, all of the same style. He turned to look at Dazai, "Is this the only kind of clothes you have?"

"Isn't it good? If you put on a piece of clothing outside, no one will find that you are wearing a hospital gown."

This guy is changing directions again and saying that he is short!Couldn't bear it anymore and didn't need to bear it anymore, Chu also felt that he had to give Dazai a good beating before he could communicate properly.

Chuya was thinking this way, Dazai suddenly saw the black pattern on Chuya's arm, he hurried up to hold his arm, and pushed Chuya against the closet door with too much force due to his anxiety.

"Hey, this frequency is too frequent." Dazai didn't want his place to be turned into ruins.

Zhong also frowned, the filth turned on automatically as before, and he could feel the Huangba in his body vomit and wake up.

"please."

Dazai let go of Chuya, turned sideways and put his hands to his ears, shouting, "Huh? What did our cadre say just now? I didn't hear~"

"Please take care of me in the days to come." Zhong didn't hold back and kicked him. This guy was really annoying. Thinking of spending time with him day and night in the future, Zhong felt that he would definitely endure it. Can't stop killing him.

Having narrowly escaped Chuya's attack, Dazai said, "Obviously I should be the one who should be angry. Someone was forced into this small room."

"I will pay for food and accommodation." Zhong also didn't want to owe Dazai favors.

"It's a pity, Mr. Mori probably took your card to offset the loss, and your year-end bonus for this year is gone." Dazai gloated a little, this is really unfortunate news.

This is really unfortunate news. It means that Chuya will have to live on Dazai's salary in the future. Of course, it is impossible for him to have no reserves in his house, but it is better not to go back for the sake of Dazai.

Facts have proved that the only clothes in Dazai's closet are the beige overcoat that can be worn even in middle school. The overcoat that originally reached Dazai's knees also reached his ankles once worn, and he really couldn't see the hospital gown inside.

"What are you doing?" Nakaya looked at Dazai with a dazed expression and lowered his head to wrap a bandage and even a bow around his neck.

"In this way, it can be done once and for all. If you run away as soon as I don't pay attention, it will be bad. Or do you want to hold hands with me and go shopping in the mall?"

"Then why is it the neck?" He and Dazai held hands like a couple and went shopping in the mall to buy clothes, and naturally refused.

"Because Chu is also my dog. If the collar is gone, replace it with a bandage." Dazai said happily.

"You..." The nerve in Chuya's brain broke all of a sudden, and he kicked Dazai's stomach with his knee, "Bastard!"

Dazai, who had been prepared for a long time, dodged Chuya's attack, "What are you dissatisfied with? Isn't this the truth?"

"The fact is you are tall! That's because you tampered with my game console."

"Do you have evidence? Be willing to bet and admit defeat."

"Hehe." If there is evidence, he would have dumped him many years ago, and the two of them have had such conversations for countless times.How obsessed this guy is with being his dog, "Is that all you need a dog for?"

"No, what I'm missing is a dog named Chuya Nakahara, who is very fierce and can bark." Probably because of the desire to control and conquer, Osamu Dazai really wanted to see Chuya Nakahara bow his head in front of him to show weakness, if Better yet bark like a dog.

Under Chuya's strong protest, Dazai still changed the position of the bandage to his wrist, otherwise Dazai would be blood splattered on the spot today.

The other end of the bandage was naturally tied to Dazai's arm.

"It's still weird." Zhong also raised his bandaged right hand in front of him and looked at the white tape and said, this feeling was even weirder than holding hands, like playing some strange PLAY.

But compared to this sensory strangeness, Chuya didn't want to hold hands with Dazai even more.

Wearing the same overcoat as Dazai, connected with Dazai with a bandage.Walking on the street in this weird dress naturally has a high rate of turning heads.

Chuya's hearing is so good that he can hear the whispers of the girls next to him, although he can't understand what they are saying.

"Your head is almost down to the ground." As soon as Dazai lowered his head, he saw that Chuya lowered his head and chin and couldn't see.

"Don't you feel ashamed?" Chuya said softly.

"I don't think so, it's not me who steals the adult's clothes." Dazai said with a smile.

"Get out." Naka also didn't want to be angry because Dazai laughed at his height, too many times he was already immune.

In the first moment of arriving at the mall, he went straight to the first store, did not choose to point fingers, and ran to the fitting room with the clothes given to him by the clerk.

"Really want to untie it?" Seeing Chuya's movements, Dazai raised his eyebrows.

"It's just a short while, it'll be fine." Standing at the door of the fitting room, Chuya untied the knot, and the bandage fell to the ground.

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