[Comprehensive] Let's become a bandage placement device together!

"boom!"

A layer of red appeared on Chuya's surface, he looked at the bullet in front of him in some surprise, and turned his gaze to Shiroji who was two-thirds lying on the ground.

"Gun? Are you really a high school student?"

Osamu Dazai walked up to Joji, watched him put one hand on his gun in fear, and snatched the gun from his trembling hand, "You really surprise me constantly."

Dazai turned his head and said to Zhongya, "If you have anything to ask, I've already called the police."

Zhong also took a deep breath, if it wasn't for Dazai, he would definitely take this guy back to Gang Hei to ask him clearly, this is really very disrespectful to Hong Kong Hei.

Chuuya is really not good at interrogating such things. The leader in front of him is obviously frightened, and keeps chanting the word monster.In the end, Dazai took the initiative to help, and asked the truth of the matter without causing any trauma.

Seiji transferred to this city a month and a half ago, together with his older brother.He only knew that his elder brother had something to do with the underworld, but he didn't know exactly what he did until his elder brother handed it over to him the night before he transferred to another school.

"...My brother said, said, let me make good use of these things to get along with my classmates..."

After hearing all this, Dazai said with emotion, "Brother, charge this." Regardless of whether he bought these goods through channels or from his own organization, his favorite brother is a stone hammer. The risk of being discovered by the underworld lies in the pet brother.

There were sirens and footsteps outside the warehouse, and it was only at this moment that Zhongya realized that he was a mafia after all, so it was not good to run into the police like this.

"Should I avoid it?"

Dazai walked up to him, bent down to fasten the bandage for him, and said, "You're not on the wanted list, what are you afraid of?"

"Who said I'm scared! I just feel..." Chuya subconsciously wanted to pull the brim of his hat, but realized that he was not wearing a hat now.

The police came soon and took this case very seriously. They took away everyone in the warehouse for further investigation.

Dazai, who had completed the task, revealed his identity, and walked back to the detective agency with Chuya.

"In the end, I still don't know which organization came to stir up the water." Zhong also kicked the stones on the side of the road.

"It sounds like his brother is here to expand his business. It's only a matter of time before the conflict with Hong Kong gangsters. This time, he just discovered it early." Dazai said with some expectation. He really wanted to see how foreign organizations challenged Hong Kong gangsters. Drama.

"Then they are really miserable." Zhong also never thought that Hong Kong gangsters would lose. They are a little different from ordinary mafia, they are an organization of supernatural beings.

Nakaya extended his hand to Dazai, "You really don't want me to call Hong Kong gangsters? By the way, ask them to send my hat and my mobile phone." Dazai's personal safety mentioned earlier?Zhong also cares about his death, it is better for this guy to die.

"Actually, the hat is the key point." Dazai said leisurely, "Your body is indeed a hat."

"Whispering, you bandage placement device!"

Dazai shook his left hand, looked at the bow on Chuya's arm, "Sorry, now you are also a bandage placement device."

"Tsk." Zhong also rubbed his orange hair irritably, he was really uncomfortable without a hat, "So will you give it to me? Or let's go buy a mobile phone."

It is really inconvenient not to have a mobile phone, even Zhong Ye does not have a few phone numbers in his personal mobile phone.

"Hey, here you are, I'm not a control freak, how could I restrict your calls." Dazai took out the phone from his pocket and handed it to Chuya.

As Dazai himself said, he is not a control freak, he has no interest in restricting Chuuya's personal freedom, and he will let him go when he has had enough fun.

"But you are a childish ghost." Zhong also choked back.Compared with Dazai's constant hints that he was short, he didn't care so much about the phone, and he didn't even have the urge to do it when Dazai refused.Even if they really asked them to send over their personal mobile phones, only Sister Hongye would call him.

Zhong also called Mori Ogai and told him what happened today, so that he could have a mental preparation to find out which organization it was by the way. As Yokohama's night, how could there be no dark lines inside the police station.

Although he really didn't want to see Dazai, Chuya still didn't call his subordinates in the end. After all, his subordinates didn't change much. Most of them knew Dazai, and there were some subordinates who belonged to Dazai before. Hate it to the bone.

In the end, Zhong also just mentioned at the end of the call, please ask Mori Ogai to send his clothes (hat) and personal mobile phone over.

"Who do you think the BOSS will send over?" Chuya threw the phone to Dazai after hanging up the phone.

"Akutagawa." Dazai touched his chin and thought for a while.

"Huh? How could the BOSS ask a cadre to give me clothes." The two of them had no subordinate relationship before, and now they are equals.

"Let's make a bet, if it's Akutagawa, you will accept any request I make in the next week." Dazai blinked confidently.

"No." Although he didn't really believe that Akutagawa would come, Chuya didn't believe that Dazai would lose.He wouldn't do something like betting with Dazai that he was sure to lose.

"It's really boring, Zhong is also a coward~" Dazai curled his lips in disappointment.

"You can say whatever you want, who knows what you are planning." Zhong was not moved, he would not be tempted by aggressive tactics.

When the two returned to the detective agency, no one was there, after all, it was past the off-duty time.

After packing up and bringing their own things, the two returned to the dormitory.

"What's for dinner today?" Dazai asked while sitting on the tatami and looking at Chuya in the kitchen.

"It has nothing to do with you, it has nothing to do with you."

Chuya's voice reached Dazai's ears, and Dazai smiled indifferently.He said that every time, and in the end he made a double share.

Dazai really didn't know Chuu that well before, so he didn't even know that he could cook well.Nakaya was fed up with the canned mackerel in Dazai's refrigerator and the small shops nearby and decided to cook for himself, which he would occasionally cook for himself.As for Dazai's share, there is absolutely no such thing, he just eats his canned mackerel until he dies.

This dormitory room is equipped with a simple kitchen, but Dazai is a person who can't make enough food by himself, and the gas tank has been useless for a long time except for suicide.

"Chuya, is there only omurice?" Dazai poked a fork into the omelet several times, and collapsed on the low table.

"It's good to have something to eat, and I'm not a chef." Zhong also only knows how to cook some simple things, satisfying the appetite of eating when he usually works overtime and doesn't want to order takeaway, but he doesn't really love cooking.

At night, when Zhong Ye was sleeping drowsily, he smelled a strange odor.

After waking up suddenly, he realized that it was the smell of gas, and hurriedly got up to open the window to ventilate and turn off the gas, but suddenly found that the long bandage that had been deliberately left was wrapped back by Dazai.

Zhong also didn't know if he would die from gas poisoning as a non-human, but he knew very well that Dazai would definitely die if he didn't turn off the gas.

"Hey Dazai, are you awake?"

After calling twice and no response, Zhong gave up. He remembered very clearly that he must have turned off the gas. It must be that Dazai turned on the gas at some point.

Not wanting to waste effort to wake up Dazai, Chuya wanted to tear off the bow in his hand, but suddenly found that it was covered with glue, and it became a dead knot.

No need to think about it, it must be Dazai's handwriting.

In the end, Zhong also chose to tear off the bandage directly. Before taking two steps, he felt a little unconscious. He saw that the black lines had already climbed up his arm.

"You can't lose consciousness like this." In a room full of gas, it might explode. Force yourself to regain consciousness, open the windows for ventilation, and turn off the gas.

After finishing all this, before the consciousness completely disappeared, one hand grabbed his arm, "This is my beloved bandage, why did Chuuya just pull it casually?"

"Fart, there is a box in your beloved bandage closet." In this short period of time, I also felt that I had fought a battle, and I fell into Dazai's arms weakly, and silently rolled my eyes when I heard Dazai's words. Such close-fitting things naturally need to be replaced every day, and the bandages Dazai wasted could circle the world.

"You really can't relax for a moment." Dazai put Chuya on the ground, took a new bandage, and began to wrap it.

"It's me who can't relax. You haven't committed suicide these days. I thought you'd finally given up after all these years. So you're here waiting for me. If you want to die, don't drag me along." Zhong also lay crooked on the ground Looking at Dazai's movements with his head bent, as one of the main saviors in Hong Kong, he didn't want to discuss suicide with Dazai. If it was useful, it would not be like this now.

"My hands are itchy, why can't I go into the water because Chuya is bound to me." Dazai started to bandage Chuuya after changing his arms.

"As long as the bandages are long enough, if you jump, I will never rescue you, and I will watch you sink completely on the shore before leaving." Chuya refused to accompany Dazai into the water, but watched from the shore. He is still very happy to let Dazai die.

"No, it's like you killed me. I'm not happy at all. When I think that the last person I saw before I died was Chuya, I don't want to die at all." Dazai refused.

"Then why are you still turning on the gas tonight?" Zhong also raised his eyebrows in doubt, isn't this the last one he saw?

"You said itchy hands, I can't control my hands." Just like smoking and alcohol can make people addicted, suicide can also make people addicted.After so many days without attempting to commit suicide, Dazai felt that he was losing his mind.

"Do you really want to die?" Dazai didn't want to sleep at all, "It's the first time I see someone who wants to commit suicide has so many demands."

"Chuya~ That's too much." Dazai pouted unhappily, "I'm serious every time, I really want to die."

"I don't know what you are thinking, but why do you think you are saved every time you commit suicide?"

"Because of my beautiful and handsome face in the past?" Dazai held his face in a nympho.

"Because you wrote two words on your face: help."

The author has something to say: Guess which organization? (I want to destroy the three views of Sherlock Holmes in the Reiwa era)

I'm thinking about a question now. If I want to put it all together, is Edogawa Ranpo's Reasoning and Detective Collection written by Ranpo of the detective agency, or does it just happen to have the same name and surname as someone from before. (I feel that Ranpo-san's writing is more interesting, and the idol is still alive)

I even want to make a movie 2333333 (Mori Ogai wrote the script)

I smoked the pool of the detective agency today, and the plane crashed without accident.