Akashi of Saiki Kusuo

There seems to be something wrong in Ikebukuro today...it is extremely chaotic, as if gods and ghosts are dispatched at the same time.At dawn, before it was clear, the sky suddenly burst into intense red light.Akashi opened the window of the hotel and looked out. Was there a fire?He picked up the binoculars and looked at it for a while, deciding to witness the urban legend up close.So he dragged Qi Mu up on the bed... Qi Mu felt that he was too used to him recently, so that he was so casual with superpowers.If I knew this was the case last night, I didn't have to show mercy.

It is the instinct of ordinary people to stay away from danger, but Akashi cannot be regarded as an ordinary person, let alone Saiki.

They walked all the way, avoiding the flow of people and cars fleeing, and found a thin and slender man in black lying on the side of the road, with injured leg bones and stabbed. "Ororuhara?" The last time he threw a throwing knife at him, he still remembered the heroic gesture of beating him, so why did the goodbye this time be so miserable.

"Mr. Orihara, are you being attacked? Why?" Akashi was a little surprised.It wasn't an accident that he would be beaten, but it was an accident that he would allow himself to suffer this level of injury with his skill and brain.

Lin also saw that they were a little surprised, and then showed a weak but bad smile.Me, I just had a life-and-death duel with Xiaojing.But he didn't intend to tell the truth: "I was beaten because... I was too handsome. I blended in the crowd like a sparkling firefly, completely unable to resist the jealousy caused by my pretty face."

Oh, but you are obviously lying on the ground, looking like a meme.

Saiki found out that he and Akashi's vocal cords could make such a beating tone.It's not really a pleasant experience.Having said that, do people with smart minds and dexterity like to work so much?Qi Mu understood the cause and effect of the tragedy in an instant, and he felt that he could take the opportunity to educate Akashi: You see, if you do things casually, you will be beaten.

Akashi judged that the person who played some kind of ghost chess was really out of his mind.But he still got the miserable Orihara Lin into the car.

Tsk, Lin also narrowed his eyes slightly, because of pain, more because of excitement.The car is full of cream and candy love.Humans are really interesting creatures.He was obviously on a date, but he was willing to get involved in trouble, and even let a wounded person disturb the world of the two of them.This kind of behavior...is not selfless, nor kind, but out of absolute ego and impeccable personal principles.

"It doesn't matter who you are, and it doesn't matter if you know him or not. To me, this kind of behavior is just a result of upbringing and self-improvement." Akashi put his hand on his cheek and looked at the scenery outside the window. "Fortunately, what you lost was a leg. If it's an arm, you won't be able to play chess. That's a pity."

Um?Orihara Rin also stared at Akashi with wide eyes, and suddenly burst into laughter. This voice was very similar to his own, and he was obviously a likable and interesting human being.Because of the laughter, more blood flowed from his wound, which forced him to curl up into a ball, crying out for pain with a pale face.

Qi Mu sat on the side with a blank face: Please be a quiet and beautiful man honestly, we don't have any extra socks for you.Ah, that's right, Akashi knows how to do simple first aid bandages, but there is no bandage, and then he thought of the pair of socks on his feet that are extremely elastic, super absorbent, and refreshingly breathable... Fortunately, his socks are of good quality and can be pulled Fortunately, Orihara's waist is thin enough.

The moment she was tied up by Akashi, Lin also felt that she had experienced the feeling of a medieval woman wearing a corset to torture herself... her intestines were about to be strangled and come out of her head.Really, it seems that the time is quiet and good, but it is so rough.

Orihara looked at Akashi and then at Saiki. Although it seemed that the young master of the Akashi family was taking the initiative, his intuition told him that the other one with a paralyzed face comparable to Heiwajima Yuki was the stronger and more terrifying one.

Such two people are together.Humans are so interesting.So, I like humans.This world is my human research center.So cruel and so beautiful.

It is a good habit to pick up people and help others.Although what Akashi thought in his heart was to send Orihara to the psychiatric department after seeing the orthopedics department.Qi Mu originally wanted to stop it, but after hearing this voice, he felt that Akashi did the right thing.Mr. Orihara, welcome to Abnormal Human Research Center.

Orihara Rinya's surgery is not dangerous, but it is not easy, and it will take a long time.After completing the formalities and anesthesia, Lin Ye looked at the two red-haired men and said, "I never thought that there would be someone waiting for me outside the operating room in my lifetime."

No, you are mistaken.Qi Mu mercilessly pierced his small thoughts, we are going to Liujo Qianjing shop to eat dessert.So I don't have time to pay attention to you.Akashi smiled and waved him goodbye.

——At this moment, Lin also felt a more profound malice than hot pot.And from this moment, a stronger obsession than "gather a group of people to eat hot pot" has arisen, "find someone who is in tune with you to eat dessert together in your lifetime."

Perhaps Orihara Rinya's resentment attack took effect.Rojo Chikage's dessert shop was unexpectedly closed today. It is said that the boss of Kise, whose body and appearance are not inferior to those in the age of miracles, went on a date with his eight girlfriends.

Eight, Akashi imagined the scene of huddling and surpassing the basketball team, and couldn't help feeling that there were such open-minded scum in the broad daylight and the universe.

Having said that, I have to mention that not just anyone can be the partner of a person with superpowers.Regardless of IQ and physical suppression, the mind-reading technique alone is hard to guard against. Anyone in front of Qi Mu is mentally "naked", just like a children's pictorial, which can be seen at a glance.

That means you can make random errands in your mind, such as "that girl has really long legs", "Kise's face is so handsome", "Last night was really bad, if you try something hot and spicy, it seems to be good ?” He will know.Therefore, to ensure that there is no mistake in your love and that your life is not in danger, you must have him in your heart and mind, thoroughly, neatly, and dedicate your whole body and mind to him in order to pass the security check.

Akashi was bold enough to take on this task.Fortunately, he has never lacked concentration and seriousness. He substituted this style of work into love, and learned "the love of his life" and "the one and the same" from Zhengchen's father.

So they have come to the present with harmony and harmony.It should continue to go on successfully.After all, there is no dead end for Akashi's victory, and so are his feelings.

"Senior, actually there is a handmade dessert shop nearby, you can DIY it yourself." Akashi took out his own plan B, as a qualified lover, how could he not even prevent such an accident? "The distance is not far, we can walk for 15 minutes."

Of course I have no problem, but can Akashi do it?If you offer a laboratory drink like the one that favored Murasakibara back then, I will refuse it mercilessly.

Akashi tilted his head and looked at him innocently: Senior, are you kidding me, my home economics class is perfect.This is also a rare class for Ziyuan to lift his spirits. They used to bake small cookies together.But the final product is the least.Because it is not easy to defend the fruits of labor from Murasakihara...

Facts have proved that Akashi's hands-on ability is quite good, at least much better than Hai Teng and Hui Lu who can't even beat eggs.His skilled movements, calm demeanor, orderly, and pleasing flow attracted the attention of kawaii children and boys and girls Okasang.

Although Akashi usually has a halo on his head no matter where he goes or what he does, he looks like a king, but today's scene, Saiki believes that the main reason is the pattern on Akashi's apron.little red chicken...

A chubby, plump, bright red chicken with short legs and small wings.

Qi Mu looked at this malicious and cute person who didn't know it, and once again felt the malice from the gods.If he continues to be surrounded by people like this, he won't be able to eat dessert today.So another apron was dug out. "Akashi, what do you think of this one? It's very small and fresh."

"Senior, it's impossible for me to wear such bright green."

Saiki looked at Akashi's red hair, and found another one: "This one really suits you."

"...Women's ones don't need to be considered."

"But this is the same apron you once wore as Little Red Riding Hood"

senior!Black history, agreed not to mention.Akashi made a resentful face.He combined the chocolate and milk, covered it with plastic wrap, put it in the microwave, and after 1 minute, took it out and stirred it well.

"Senior, I just prepared all the raw materials."

"so?"

"If you continue to interrupt, I may put in salt as sugar."

……All right.Qi Mu shrugged, originally thought that you would be more virtuous, but now it seems that this is the limit.Saiki poured the boiled egg yolk batter into the chocolate batter, while Akashi whipped the whipped cream very skillfully until sparkling wet bubbles appeared on top.Then mix the two together, stir finely, and put them in the freezer.

What is more rare than handsome looks and noble temperament?It was he who showed up with the Butterscotch, Sue.The voices of the people around were one after another, turbulent and dark, Qi Mu ruthlessly said that you mortals who are deceived by appearances and break the hearts of young girls are really too stupid.

Not everyone can cover the Second Emperor.

Akashi chose strawberry flavor and watermelon flavor.There are also cherry and red bean flavors.The reason is that no matter what, the red one must taste the best.see?Qi Mu thinks that this is a kind of disease, the name is red paranoia, which belongs to the concurrent phenomenon of the late stage of the second disease. Unfortunately, judging from the current situation, the owner has given up treatment.

"It's fine with tomatoes and hot peppers." Qi Mu pressed his hand to try all the red ingredients.Hot and sour ice cream?That's a cult that challenges the majesty of desserts.

Akashi was a little sad.

Ice cream is still the same ice cream, but when I think of making it as Akashi Seijuro, my appetite is whetted.Qi Mu is still full of expectations for today's results.

Ah~~~ Not bad.When a table full of ice cream was set out, Qi Mu felt that he could lie down and sleep.

"Is senior happy?"

It is a common pattern of nonsense among lovers to deliberately ask about things that are visible to the eyes.Qi Mu never cooperated with such childish words.When he walked out of the ice cream shop satisfied, he sprayed Akashi with toilet water.

"senior……"

He used to be a king, and then Qishen arrived... Akashi never promised to voluntarily give up his resistance, but his resistance became more and more mere formality.

If the taste of cream and syrup is not covered, there will be a tragedy of being harassed by mosquitoes and doubting life.

"Senior actually carries this with him."

"Accidentally mispacked it, it turned out to be a popsicle."

"Oh..." Let's agree with this statement.Akashi raised the corner of his mouth.

Looking at the time, Orihara's surgery should be almost done now.Due to the success of the date and the good mood to treat the whole world with tenderness and kindness, the two decided to go back to the hospital to visit the human lover who was abandoned by Quan Ikebukuro.

In the ward, the nurse sister was taking gentle care of Lin Ye.And the witty words he said casually successfully made the other party blush.

"Your face is like the rising sun. The moment I saw you, I felt that the wound didn't hurt so much. This is not a good thing. If you tempt the patients and make them refuse to leave the hospital, wouldn't the hospital be full? .”

Akashi turned to look at Saiki: Senior, this person is in good spirits, he is not at all upset because of being alone, nor is he depressed because of a serious injury, we don't need to worry about it.

Qi Mu: Keep watching, there will be a good show.

"Mr. Orihara is still so humorous," the little nurse Mimi said with a smile: "But even if you praise me so much, I still have to get the injection that should be given. Don't expect me to be merciful."

Lin Ye had a cold sweat on his temples.This little nurse looks like Xia Ziwei and acts like Rong Rong. Seeing her rushing past, Jiang Lin also blocked the corner of the bed, and took out a big needle with a smile: "I am very experienced in dealing with adults who avoid injections." , so please cooperate obediently and don't resist."

Akashi and Saiki felt chills at the same time, cooling off from the summer heat: Don't be defeated by the disease, Mr. Linya.

The little nurse withdrew the needle and left with a smile on her face. Lin Ye lay on the bed with a pale face, her body trembling slightly because of the pain: "The parents of the doctor promised, is there such a mother in the world?"

"Maybe you are unlucky, this is your stepmother." Akashi put down the flowers bought from the roadside shop, and handed him an iced jelly by the way.

"This is the etiquette of your famous family, young master? Even if there is no deep friendship, you will be perfunctory on the surface, so that you can get a good reputation that ordinary people can't match. I never knew that we were so close." Lin Ye looked at it Starting with the gift in his hand, he said words that deserved to be beaten.

Tsk, you are obviously very happy, surprised and a little excited.Qi Mu sat on the edge of the bed with his legs crossed, with an expression of "I have already seen through everything".Why are humans so easily dishonest?

Akashi said that Mr. Orihara, you think too much, but I just played a chess game with you that was so weird that I couldn't look directly at it, which I will never forget.So I look forward to playing tricks with you again in the future.

"Then, in order to thank you for your little effort, let me invite you two to eat hot pot." Lin also decided to fulfill his long-cherished wish, but when he spoke, he was also prepared to be rejected. After all, a couple came out to play on the weekend. Obviously there will be other arrangements.

However, something unexpected happened to him, Akashi agreed. "If you appear as an opponent in the chess world in the future, if you have concerns because of the kindness of saving your life, I will be very troubled. It's better to let you return the favor cleanly like this."

Of course Qi Mu had no objection.He actively searched the surrounding shops, selected the dishes, and ordered the most expensive beef hot pot without hesitation. The moment Lin Ye received the bill, he twitched the corners of his mouth slightly: You are really not polite.

The so-called never forget, there must be echoes.Looking at the hot pot in front of him, he dispelled his long-standing obsession, Lin Ye excitedly took a picture, and showed it off in the chat room, feeling that from this moment on, he could deny the loneliness imposed on him by his beloved humans.However, he quickly discovered that he was wrong.

The loneliest thing in this world is not that you can't find someone to eat hot pot with, but that you are eating hot pot with a couple.

Qi Mu rinsed the tofu and put it on a plate facing the air conditioner to dry. When it was time to eat, the temperature was just right.There's no way, it's too hot, and there's tofu full of soup, he doesn't want to see a cat's tongue being scalded.

Hey, are you pampering him too much?

Qi Mu heard Lin Ye's complaints in his heart, and pointed at Akashi who was making cold drinks with ice cubes of yogurt and watermelon.Just because he once complained that the watermelon juice in the cold drink shop was too insincere.

Lin Ye... suddenly felt an unprecedented loneliness.

(Original plan to end here)

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Boom!The door of the ward was pushed open suddenly, "Oh, Tiaoshow, you're still alive!"

Huh?Green Room is here.Akashi turned around and saw a bartender with blond hair.I only heard of bumping faces, but I didn't expect to encounter bumping sounds one after another.Hmm, looks pretty good.

Lin was also a little startled, and then became nervous, but immediately returned to smiling. "That's right, I didn't die, is Xizijiang very disappointed, hahaha... eh? Well, you seem a little happy."

"Of course I'm happy, I didn't make Varona a murderer." Jingxiong pushed his glasses: "I'm relieved to see you in such a miserable state."

Tsk...is it a fashion not to be frank?Everyone is like this.Saiki took the watermelon ice drink from Akashi, it looks so cute(.)

The author has something to say:

Since headless thirteen volumes, every time I eat hot pot, I think of Lin Ye...╯﹏╰

Overwhelmed by uncontrollable resentment, forced candy

Suddenly found that it has reached the level of entering V.However, [-] words is enough to end the main text, what a fart~ I will continue to post episodes from time to time, and I will talk after I am finished.