Akashi of Saiki Kusuo

"Akashi, you are very popular."

"Oh."

"Oh?" What's the reason for this indifferent tone?Couldn't you be more surprised?Qi Mu pointed to a large piece of Akashihong on the screen, each of them swiping "This is my husband".

"Senior?" Akashi lowered his head and found that Saiki was browsing the forum. "This kind of thing doesn't matter."

"That's the fear that you don't know about being dominated by Chef Akashi." Saiki thought of a time when he went to watch Akashi's game, and he was pulled into a strong and unified support team as soon as he appeared.Unified uniforms, unified action, and a unified slogan of overwhelming shame.Others' fanboys call you boss with staring eyes, but your fanboy calls you daddy... Tsk, I feel like I've been accidentally killed.

"...Aspiration is the farthest distance from understanding." Chi Sitan frankly quoted the lines of a well-known villain, pointing to those words: "That's not me at all."

Yes, Qi Mu nodded, deeply convinced, and pointed to the brains of those fans: their domineering president Emperor Akashi would never "ly lie in the middle of the big bed, noble and glamorous, like lying in a coffin." The falling vampire" but... Saiki glanced at Akashi, and slipped to sleep on the side of the bed, as if he would fall off at any moment——Saiki speculated that this was a habit left over from childhood.He probably thought that if he left a place, his mother or father would come to sleep with him.Too bad it never worked out...

Akashi Qiki's behavior was noncommittal, he continued to watch today's family internal lessons, and let Saiki wander there.

At night, Akashi found that Saiki was still browsing the forum.This surprised him a bit.He felt that Qi Mu would become a house wood tomorrow morning.

"Tsk, this kind of creature, even a god, can't understand it." Qi Mu held his chin: "Three points of Luoshan's beauty, two points belong to the president."

Akashi, who was drinking water, was successfully choked.

Qi Mu turned his head to look at him, showing a "divine indifference" face. "Mr. Erfen Xiuse, are you so likable?"

"...Actually not."

"Let's try it."

Akashi hesitated for a moment, and under Saiki's signature "indifferent and innocent" gaze, he silently picked up the phone: I don't want this kind of thing to happen either.

It was nearly eleven o'clock in the middle of the night when Midori received Akashi's call. In order to prevent himself from misreading, he even put on his glasses and read it again.It turned out that it was really eleven o'clock in the middle of the night: he was so frightened that he quickly hugged the lucky little chubby koi.

The phone call was normal, but it was not normal for Akashi, who was a well-behaved and scientific caller.

After carefully ruling out the possibility of "I'm dreaming", "telecom fraud", and "ghost's midnight greeting", Midorima made very reliable "Akashi is sleepwalking", "Akashi's mobile phone has become a genius", "Akashi has finally come from The magical wind transformed smoothly and started cultivating immortals" and so on.

Then he spoke.

"Akashi, you are swaying between my servants, have you finally become so confused that you can't tell day from night?" Midorima was still a little angry, even if the other party was Akashi, he still vented.

"...Midori, I'm having insomnia"

Midorima: "But I'm not a doctor yet, and I plan to study surgery instead of neurology."

"Huh? I just think we have a good relationship."

Don't use such an innocent tone, hey, since the Teiguang period, Midorima felt that his ability to bear was a challenge to Akashi who couldn't help but develop his personality.Although Murasakihara is not compatible with him, but Murasakihara's personality is clearly visible, you just have to let go and tear it apart, and Akashi's personality is hard to guard against.It's like the rain in June, which comes suddenly and as a matter of course.

Midorima always thought that he would become more restrained after falling in love, but no matter whether he is domineering, black-bellied, self-willed, or middle school, it will all increase... Curious how he is used to this.

"...That's right, we are friends. But you have a girlfriend or a boyfriend." Midorima hasn't figured out the attributes of Akashi's partner until now, but he grasped the key point: why do things that can be solved by talking on the phone come here? Bother me?

"Reluctant"

...Then I deserve to stay up all night with you with dark eyes?Midorima felt that he might be on the second day.

"Because I always feel that Luma is very reliable, and you will have a good way."

"Even if you say that, I won't forgive your harassment in the middle of the night." But once the self-setting of "Midorima is reliable at critical moments" can't be stopped, Midorima will not admit that he is a little bit excited.

"After all, it's just insomnia, Akashi, there's no need for such pain, and it's not a loss of dignity."

"...losing body without pain"

"……!"How did you know?Did you expose something?

Midorima felt a wave of strong malice through the phone, and wished to pick up a torch and burn it along the phone line.He clicked off.

Hearing the busy tone from the other end of the phone, Akashi looked at Saiki innocently: "As you can see, although I once said that the one with the best relationship is Midorima, in Midorima's heart, I'm afraid I'm always provoking him without any hesitation. Unknowing guy."

Saiki: I don't know why, but I'm not surprised at all.However... You really didn't realize that you were provoking?Well, maybe I really don't think so.At the beginning, he said "I never know what defeat is" without any scruples, which made Midorima's face look the same as his hair color. No wonder people want to teach you how to be a man.

Immediately dialed another one. "Qingfeng~"

"Huh?" Qingfeng had just had a painful battle with the hooligans who harassed Wuyue. At this time, his blood was boiling and he was full of pride. When he had a crayfish in his left hand, a penis in his right hand, a bad foot pedal, and a protractor on his head, it felt like the whole world was in turmoil. Take it into your own hands.He saw the word Akashi who called in, subconsciously raised his head to confirm that it was the middle of the night and not some morning when he overslept and was late for training.

"It's midnight, what are you doing?"

"I have insomnia"

Hearing Akashi's question, he clicked his tongue lightly and gave his own answer. "Just a stroke"

There was an eerie silence on the phone.

"...Qingfeng, did you fight?"

I have to say that things are predictable.

Akashi said in a serious and flat tone: "Fighting will lead to a surge of adrenaline. The stimulation and pleasure brought by violence are in the same strain as sex."

Qingfeng said in his heart, this is the reason why I don't take you when I read Gongkoushu.Even Midorima will be blushing and at a loss, but you will just watch it without changing your face, then smile indifferently and coldly, point out what is unscientific and unreasonable, and analyze the pornographic film as a physiological science education film.

Qingfeng suppressed his impatience and said, "No, if you come and go, that's called a fight. My one-sided teaching to be a man is called a legend in the Tao."

When Qingfeng said these words, his whole body exuded a bastard air, and there seemed to be a pair of pairs hanging behind him.

Akashi added a horizontal comment "Darkness" to him

Reason: "After all, night is your domineering armed color."

Aomine looked at his healthy bronze skin under the dim light of the street lamp, and felt that he really couldn't get along with Akashi, so he hung up the phone with a click.

After watching these two scenes silently, Qi Mu really wanted to tell him that you won't be able to make friends like this.

Akashi heard the blind tone and pressed the switch button: "It seems that my popularity is not very good."

...Isn't this what it should be?Saiki thinks he can film "I have very few friends" in his next series.

"Don't you want to try Luoshan's?"

"No, no, it will scare them." Even though Akashi never felt that he was a scary captain, it was obvious that his call belonged to the "Midnight Ring" series for them.

"Senior, I'm going to rest. Tomorrow is the Luoshan campus festival, so I need to recharge my energy." Akashi was very sleepy.He doesn't like staying up late, and today is a rare exception. "Kongbawa".He buried himself under the quilt.

Qi Mu watched silently for a while, then pushed him into the bed.

Early the next morning, Akashi appeared at the Luoshan campus festival on time.To be precise, it was Saiki disguised as Akashi. "If one day you wake up and become Akashi, you will..." This post has been on the top of the forum for a long time, and the content is varied and strange, ranging from fresh fairy tales from childhood to eighteen forbidden.

Looking at the conjectures of those fanboys and girls, Qi Mu suddenly thought that he was the one who could put this conjecture into practice.And without breaking a sweat...

So he did it.When people with superpowers become self-willed, even gods can't stop them.

Then he was shocked as soon as he walked to Luoshan. Akashi had a group of fans who waited at the school gate every day to meet him.

"The president just glanced at me!"

"The president smiled at me"

"It feels like I've been instilled with the energy to win."

ψ(｀)ψ

Hearing these voices, Qi Mu refused.It turns out that Akashi's status in Luoshan people's hearts is equivalent to Victoria on the medal (I speak for Victory), but the gender is male.

This group of people greeted each other respectfully, their eyes and expressions can be judged without even turning on the favorability monitor, it is the rhythm of self-sacrifice every minute.Tsk... Could it be that this is the legendary parent fan?

Just like Akashi is talented in "hurting" Midorima, Aomine also has unlimited potential when he "hate" Akashi.In line with the professionalism of pretending to be disguised to the end, when he saw the mail icon flashing on Akashi's computer, Saiki clicked on it... Then a woman with a delicate face and revealing clothes jumped out.

After all, he is not Akashi, and he doesn't know Akashi's consciousness of warning every time he receives a message from Aomine, and then avoiding the crowd to check-at this time Saiki is sitting in the office of the student union, and behind him is Kawaii, the president of Akashi little assistant.And the enchanting beauty on the computer is making ear-piercing groans...

The air was so silent for three seconds.

If you send a yellow picture, you will send a yellow picture. This yellow picture is still a moving picture.And with sound effects...

Qi Mu felt that the relationship between Age of Miracles was subtle but not bad.Aomine probably thinks that such a picture can accompany him through the long night of insomnia... After all, he also received a piano piece from Midorima early this morning, "I don't think you can taste the beauty of this music", but it sounds like a calming tune .

Akashi had to find an excuse for late-night harassing calls, so he said he had insomnia.

But this is the past tense, what matters is the present.

The voice of Kawaii's little assistant has changed from "The president is as good as ever today" "I am so happy to be able to get close to the president every day." to "...you are such a president"

Qi Mu's heart skipped a beat: This is too bad.He conveniently pulled out the strangely shaped banana, ready to erase his sister's memory...

However, the girl's heart changed again.

"It turns out that the president likes girls like this. As expected of the president, even the appreciation of sex is at the cutting edge of fashion."

Saiki: ...Mimei is a terrible creature.

Assistant: The president is never wrong, if you are really wrong, please refer to the first sentence.whee.

Saiki: I was wrong, I was really wrong.

One day, Akashi put down his heavy books and came out of the large study room, and told the maid to bring the coffee jelly he made by himself to the living room. The waiter who played the violin smiled slightly: "You played the wrong tune just now."

At that time, I shouldn't have told Akashi why you didn't go to heaven.Now it seems that the sky is obviously a red fan.

"The president is great, and today's work has been completed beautifully."

"The president got full marks in the exam again today. Yay!"

"I saw the president at the campus festival. He was playing chess. God, I love the way he picks up chess pieces! People from other schools who came to fight because of their reputation were tortured and knelt down. Ohhhhhh..."

"The president came to the Home Economics Club to watch us cook. He even cut tofu with his own hands. The knife skills are wow 6666"

One of the great joys of fans: watching idols pretend to be aggressive.Look at the great gods.See daddy day by day.

But today—— Qi Mu successfully pretended to be Akashi, until he accidentally pierced the glass door with his finger... Qi Mu calmly wiped it with his hand, and time went back!Restore.

The onlookers applauded enthusiastically: As expected of the president, this magic has become so beautiful!

Well, it's still going well.

Qi Mu: ... as long as you are happy.

Basketball players from other schools came to communicate, and Qi Mu appeared on the stage under the eyes of everyone.I didn't expect this step, sports or something, I can't do it.He weighed the ball lightly, tossed it lightly, defended lightly -- and got crushed.

Luo Shanzhong: President, this is showing the enemy in vain, making strategic concessions to the enemy!

Qi Mu's heart is a little complicated.On the one hand, "My male ticket is too popular, no matter how you look at it, it's God's fault." Unrelentingly excellent."

Akashi thinks it's good to change his identity once in a while.When Qi Mu was the team favorite in Luoshan, he was participating in the sports meeting of the PK campus.

"Because of the passive nature of super powers, I am too prone to situations in sports."

"But my Luoshan Academy Festival..."

"Senior even conquered you, can't you still beat the sacrifice you made?"

Akashi didn't like the idea and didn't agree with the logic, but his protest was as useless as ever.

Akashi's most domineering always just said "This is an order." Saiki held the whole world in his palm and gently threatened "Everything is ranked in the middle. I don't accept any accidents."

So Akashi had to temporarily forget about "victorious in a hundred battles" and maintain a delicate balance.He has been a point guard for so long, and controlling the court is already instinctive.Although there will be some minor situations, but overall satisfactory.

"You have to go all out in every game to respect your opponent. This kind of point control game is really an insult to sports and basketball." Thinking of some words he heard in the past, Akashi couldn't help but smile knowingly.

The weak who work hard are worthy of respect, and the kindness of the strong is even more commendable.Qi Mu, undoubtedly so.It's just that he doesn't bother to admit it.

Back home in the evening, Akashi looked at Qi Mu with a smile: "Senior, the middle grade you want"

How does it feel not to take No.1 once in a while?Thinking this way, Qi Mu saw a row of score sheets with intermediate scores.Can't help nodding: You have completed the task beautifully, as expected of Akashi-kun.

Um? !Akashi(.) was praised?

Ah... Accidentally infected with red fungus

"Akashi, you are very welcome."

"Huh? Oh. Is there?"

...Don't pretend to be very surprised and surprised on purpose.

"Hey, I'm going to rest first, and I can only take the moderate sports meeting of restraint instinct, and it's quite hard."

Qi Mu watched silently for a while and had to push him into the bed again.

The author has something to say:

What should I do if male votes are too popular?

It doesn't matter, anyway, the only one sleeping with you(?ω?)

It's over.Is it really over this time?