[Onmyoji] Give fire to the boss

Celestial Master Exchange Committee.

Xu Jun was sitting in the conference table and was scrolling through Weibo boredly. The homepage was swiped by a group of people calling for Africans.He casually clicked into the Goddess's homepage, and the latest news was a screenshot of the game. Only one character in the picture was bright, and the rest were all black.The wording is "Senior non-chief reached, the system comforted me to send sister Zhang Deng, crying like a storm."

The comments below are also very lively.

"Drool over Sister Deng's long legs."

"Other people's ssr, Africans take a sip!"

"Africans hold up their torches..."

There were more than 20 comments like this, Xu Jun was amused, and commented at the bottom: "What kind of game is this?"

The fellow daoist next to him glanced at him, and immediately came up to him: "Onmyoji, don't you know? It's very popular recently."

Xu Jun expressed that he did not understand what you young people were talking about.

Fellow Daoist pulled him again: "Xu Jun, I remember you had good grades in Feng Shui before, right? You can point me to a direction so I can get an SSR."

Xu Jun talked about the four beauties and great young people, never playing games, so he had to ask again: "What is ssr?"

"In short, it's the rarest card. The boss can't get it for tens of thousands of dollars. Tsk, they say that Xuan does not change fate, and Krypton does not change evil, but those are ordinary people, right? It's within reach."

Xu Jun put away his mobile phone and said seriously: "Okay, let's try it for you. The sky is strong. Kun can't go south, and Kan can't go east. The four vibrating tigers—the northeast."

"Thanks, by the way, what should I draw when I summon? It is said that drawing chrysanthemums/flowers has miraculous effects."

"It's been said that tigers grow everywhere, of course it's a white tiger!"

A fellow Taoist said that he can’t draw a white tiger. Xu Jun was completely defeated. He took his mobile phone and walked to the northeast, clicked on the summon, and the blue talisman paper fluttered out, shaking his fingertips, and immediately a tiger jumped up .

"□□Torque Freedom..."

System: [Sacred God] I am a handsome guy who drew a mysterious spell and summoned the rare ssr shikigami Ibaraki Doji!

"What is what?" Daoist friend squeezed over with his big face: "I'll go, gay, Xu Jun, I want to make a promise with my body."

"roll!"

The fellow daoist rolled away smoothly.

"Wait..." Fellow Daoist rolled back mellowly.

"Ibaraki-douji... is it powerful?" He remembered that Ibaraki-douji was a very powerful monster called the ghost of Rashomon in Japanese legend.

"Brother ssr." Daoist friend nodded like a chicken pecking at rice, Xu Jun waved his hand and let him go again.He opened Weibo and found that the goddess had replied to him: Onmyoji, Xiao Xu, are you not playing?

Xu Jun has always been on the cutting edge of fashion, how could he be underestimated by the goddess, he decided to pretend to be aggressive: Hey, I'm just kidding, and I'm very European, and I just helped someone get gay wood.

Goddess: what?

As the saying goes, don't pretend/force, pretend/force to be struck by lightning.

Before Xu Jun could show off in front of the goddess, he was struck by a bolt of lightning, and the broken talisman paper was scattered on the ground after the lightning and flint. On the talisman paper, there were big characters of Ming written on it.

Hades.

Xu Jun scratched his hair and complained: "Beauty, what can I call Black and White Wuchang to pick me up? Your thunder can burn me, okay?"

"Don't be in a hurry," Pluto sat in front of the desk with his legs crossed, and when he saw Xu Jun coming, he jumped down on thirteen centimeter high heels:

"Hurry up and get me a little angel Ibaraki."

Xu Jun smoked fifteen rounds, one round of ssr Jiu Tun, and fourteen rounds of sr.

"I love you to death!" Pluto's worried face blossomed into a smile: "Go on."

Xu Jun pointed: "My lord, the auspicious time has passed. Today is a good time to collect souls, travel through time, and avoid drawing cards."

"Oh," Pluto put away his smiling face, and sat down in a businesslike manner: "I've sent you a mission, and there's someone up there. I heard it's a Feng Shui master who traveled through time in AD 618. Please receive him and see if he has any requirements." , If it’s simple, just do it, if it’s troublesome, just say it can’t be done, just coax him.”

"Goddess...no...Queen, I haven't finished my vacation yet."

"Didn't you come back for a meeting? It's said above that the entertainment expenses will be fully covered, and there will be additional subsidies. After working for one year, you will be given one month's paid leave. Do you want to do it?"

"Do it!" Bow your head to the rich forces.

"Hmph," Pluto flicked his phone without raising his eyes: "If you hadn't helped me get Tunzai, I wouldn't have given you this chance, and you still pick and choose?"

"My lord! The little one knows that he is wrong, and he must do his best before he dies."

Xu Jun downloaded Onmyoji on the way back with a pile of information, the download speed was so fast, I think the wifi was not fully covered when he came last time.

"This story happened in the era when humans and ghosts coexist..."

Xu Jun skipped the plot without hesitation. When he entered the game, the loading page was a standing painting of a character wearing a blue hunting suit and holding a fan. The painting style is quite beautiful.

After playing all the way, Xu Jun has been promoted several levels. In addition to the snow girl, three-tailed fox, and cat demon given by the system, there are 7 more blue symbols.

Do you want to smoke?Xu Jun hesitated, he just figured out that it is forbidden to draw cards today, but he couldn't hold back his unicorn arm and drew it anyway, anyway, the European Emperor is reborn, and he has nothing to fear.

The first, um, r card.

The second, um, r card.

……

Heck, even drawing 6 cards is r?Xu Jun returned to the shikigami record, and all the r cards in a row were the same shikigami, Zashiki Doji.

Xu Jun decided to save the last talisman until tomorrow to draw. At this time, a new message came from Weibo to remind her, Goddess: My... It seems... I have succeeded in smuggling, and I attach a big photo of Shuten Douji.

Xu Jun saw that the ssr he drew was being used by others to show off, and then he looked at his r card. He really didn't believe in evil today, so he drew the last card decisively, and it turned out...it was still Zashiki Doji.Dare to love... he smokes ssr for others?To smoke for yourself is r?Moreover, what kind of luck is it to draw seven identical shikigami at once?Can I summon Dragon Balls by collecting all seven?

Facts have proved that he was the one who summoned the dragon and horse, but what is this thing in front of him?

In the faint blue light, a child in red squatted on the ground with his legs hugged, his face deeply buried in his knees.

"Hey, kid, the Naihe Bridge is over there, you're going the wrong way."

The little ghost raised his head, his eyes helpless and said: "Mom... Where are you, Mom? Dad doesn't want me anymore..."

Wait, Jun Xu thinks the kid looks familiar, he must have seen it somewhere.When he lowered his head, the Zashiki boys lined up on the phone looked at him.

……

"Zashiki boy?"

Xiao Zuofu wiped away his tears and looked at Xu Jun suspiciously: "Mom?"

Xu Jun was so frightened that he dropped his phone.

Kozashiki was taken home by Xu Jun. On the way, Xu Jun bought a lottery ticket.

"Xiao Zashiki, which number do you like from 1-33?" The old man looked at Xu Jun talking into the air, and glanced at him a few more times. The guy is handsome, but he has a problem with his mind.

Xiao Zashiki grabbed the corner of Xu Jun's clothes tightly, thought for a while and said seriously: "22."

"True two." Xu Jun filled in 22 in the last column and handed it to the uncle, and went home with the receipt printed out by the machine.

After arriving home, Kozashiki stood at the door with his back against the wall, the little bow on his chest fluctuated up and down, and said a lot: "Mom...don't drive me away, I will bring you good luck."

"Wait a minute, don't call me mom. How can I, a big man, look like your mom? Where's your dad?"

"Abba, he... has a new ghost, that man is very powerful, I was afraid, so I ran out..."

"Learn to run away from home at such a young age?" Xu Jun handed Zashiki a pair of slippers: "Change the wooden clogs, waxing the floor is very expensive."

The slippers were the size of adults, and Kozaki squeaked and bowed his head in embarrassment.

When Xu Jun asked him who his father was, Xiao Zuofu couldn't explain clearly, and kept repeating the same few words, "It will be eaten..." A lot of tears and snot were also included.

"Forget it, let's stay here tonight, you... go to wash... don't think that you can go to bed with socks on."

Xu Jun is super depressed. It’s all about grudges and grievances. I think he was a good student when he was in school. He didn’t fall in love or play games. After work, he finally got two small money. Scrape oil.Playing a game casually now, and even attracting a little ancestor, does it mean that he will have to imitate the evil ways to raise little ghosts in the future?

Article 880 of the professional ethics of Feng Shui masters clearly stipulates that children cannot be raised.

Xu Jun had a cigarette in his mouth, but he didn't touch the lighter for a long time.Kozashiki moved up to him with small steps, shook his body, and lit Xu Jun on fire.

... This baby is quite obedient.

In fact, Mr. Xu doesn't care about professional ethics. Anyway, he has no morals. It's just that he is used to living a life where one person can feed the whole family without hunger. Suddenly bringing a bottle of oil will not only waste energy, but most importantly, money.

Xu Jun took two deep breaths, the alarm clock on his phone rang, he pressed it off, and turned on the TV on time to switch to the Welfare Cai channel.

Xu Jun is 24 this year. Since he was 12 years old and sensible, he has been buying lottery tickets every day. He won 12 at the most once, and won dozens of other odds and ends. Yes, but this does not prevent him from dreaming of winning the lottery and making a fortune.

Zashiki looked at the TV with his small face up and said, "Mom, this blue ball is the same as the 22 you wrote."

The lottery ticket in Xu Jun's hand was looked at by him, and the thin piece of paper was crumpled, still unbelievable.

"Win the lottery? 20. Ouch, my dear son!" Xu Jun picked up Xiao Zashiki, and kissed him several times on the face.

"I'm convinced of your son," Xu Jun held up the small pedestal: "But don't call me mom, I can't stand it, call me dad."

Xiao Zuofu wiped the saliva on his face by pulling his sleeves, looked at Xu Jun's happy face and said with a smile, "Dad." He has an dad, and even though he treats him badly, he is still his dad in his heart. As for Xu Jun... Since his mother doesn't like him calling it that way, he can call it in his heart.

"That's right, why are you so young frowning all day long?"

Kozaki tilted his head and said, "Father, I'm hungry."

"Come on, I'll take you to the restaurant today."

"What's the restaurant?" Xiao Zashiki asked suspiciously, "Do you have red Dharma?" Xu Jun was taken aback after asking, and felt that he had caused trouble.

In the past, at Dad's place, it was not his turn to eat such precious food as Red Dharma. Now that he asks his mother for it, his mother must think that he is too greedy and doesn't like him.

"Mom, I won't eat anymore, don't be angry with me, don't want me." Kozashiki called out to his mother anxiously for a moment, and tripped over because his legs were too short when he pulled Xu Jun's pants.

Xu Jun said: "Hey, don't cry, shit, son, your tears will catch fire, don't cry, your house will be burnt to the ground."

While crying, Kozaki used the lamps on both sides to wipe away the falling tears, so as not to burn the house.

"Wait, isn't it Bodhidharma! The game sent me a lot just now, not only the red Bodhidharma, but also the black egg!"

Kozafu stopped crying for a second, crawled into Xu Jun's arms and looked at the phone together.A row of red Bodhidharma sat comfortably in the Shikigami Record.

Xiao Zuofu swallowed his saliva and asked Xu Jun: "Daddy, can I eat?"

Xu Jun's head grew big, looking at Kozashiki's expectant eyes, he couldn't tell how these red balls were just a bunch of data.

"try it yourself?"

"Are you really going to feed me?"

"Ah."

Putting her soft little arms around Xu Jun's neck, Xiao Zashiki said, "Daddy, you are so kind to me, I love you."

Then a blue light flashed, Xiao Zashiki disappeared, Xu Jun hurriedly looked at the phone, there was one empty space in Shikigami Records, Xiao Zashiki stood in it and swayed, reached out and fished out a red Dharma from the side, Bit by bit.

……

I really saw a ghost today.