[Onmyoji] Give fire to the boss
Chapter 4 Who Produces the SSR and Who Is the Dog
The most fantastic thing is watching Abe Seimei play Abe Seimei.
After the demon fox got stuck, Xu Jun was worried that he couldn't explain clearly to Qingming, so he took out his mobile phone and told him about the game of Onmyoji. Teach him hand in hand.
It's just that Xu Jun forgot that it was his first time playing an online game. He stumbled in many places and had to ask Du Niang for help from time to time. Fortunately, Qingming can be called a good student and listened to his explanation very carefully.
When Qingming was concentrating, his lips would be pursed, his fingers would be clenched loosely into a fist against his chin, and the few strands of hair hanging by his ears would be gilded with golden brilliance by the morning sun.
Sensing Xu Jun's voice getting weaker and weaker, Qingming gave him a questioning look.
Xu Jun's mouth was dry, and he picked up the teacup and drank it directly. He found that he couldn't get too close to Qingming, otherwise he would be blinded by his god-like brilliance.
After drinking the water, he realized that the cup in his hand was just used by Seimei.
... This is embarrassing.Xu Jun pretended not to know and calmly put the teacup back on the table. Qingming was so focused on the phone in front of her that she didn't notice it.
Xu Jun breathed a sigh of relief, his mind was still thinking wildly, and when he entered the id, he unconsciously wrote: whoever gives the ssr is the dog.
"What does it mean?"
"African's curse on Europeans." Xu Jun quickly wiped it off. In fact, he didn't quite understand the potential risk of cursing himself when he first came up with this joke.
"Why erase it?"
"It doesn't feel...suitable for you."
"I think it's pretty good." Qingming took the phone without allowing Jun to refuse, and typed those few words.
Well, it's your choice, don't blame me.
When Xu Jun plays games, he always skips the plot, but Qingming takes it very seriously.He went up step by step, and when the story reached the Zashiki Doji chapter, Xu Jun sat up straight.
"Is it true what is written on it?" It turns out that Xiao Zashiki's life experience is so pitiful, especially when the soft and cute voice accuses others of adopting him just for good luck, Xu Jun feels even more uncomfortable.In the beginning, he also kept Kozashiki because he won the lottery. Not only was Kozashiki not angry, but he was also very close to him. He was a scumbag.
Qingming sensed his depression: "What's wrong?"
"I……"
"Since taking in Zashiki Boy, have you found that your luck has improved?"
Not only was he lucky, he also won 20 yuan.
"Actually, this is only half true," Seimei tapped lightly on the phone screen with his slender index finger: "Zashiki boys are usually children under the age of seven. They absorb the essence of the world's plants and trees, and can communicate with ghosts and gods. In the previous life, the fate was very good. The heaven and the earth It is not allowed, the child who died young will become a zashiki boy in this life, because it can bring good luck, many people are vying to enshrine it."
Xu Jun: "Did you die early in your previous life?"
"That's right, everything in the world is in harmony with Yin and Yang. The word 'balance' is what matters in this world. The excellent fate in the previous life broke this balance, so he was envied by the heavens and died early. In the next life..."
"Being a zashiki warji is to make up for the previous life?"
"In this way, Yin and Yang are balanced," Seimei continued, "Those who enshrine Zashiki Waruji may be dazzled by the good luck he brings at first, but after a long time they will find that things are far from that simple. "
Xu Jun was taken aback for a moment, then understood, and then broke out in a cold sweat. If he remembered correctly, oh, of course he couldn't remember wrongly. The first time he won a lottery in his life was 20 yuan, how could he remember wrongly.It seems that although Zashiki-douji can bring good luck, as Seimei said, yin and yang are balanced, and this luck also ebbs and flows. Maybe he will have to pay a painful price for the 20 when he goes out tomorrow.
He swallowed: "Is it..."
Qingming sighed: "People who worship will soon find that although they get what they want in some things, they will get worse and worse in other things. They are overdrawing their luck. Once the energy is exhausted, bad things will follow one after another. They didn't know why, so they naturally blamed all this on Zashiki Doji, burned his wooden plaque, and smashed his stone statue."
Kozashiki is like sitting at home, and the pot comes from the sky.
"He is close to you. When your desire is very strong, he will help you realize it uncontrollably. Only people who have no desires and desires are safe by his side." Speaking of this, Qingming paused: "Don't Don't worry too much, I will help you find a way."
Xu Jun was so moved that he almost called Dad, he knew Qingming would not ignore him, and besides, he decided not to skip the plot when playing games in the future!
Qingming didn't have the life to be a dog for the time being, so he drew all the blue talismans given by the system, except for the Snow Girl, Nine-Life Cat, and Nine-Tailed Fox, there was the God of the Tusk and the Ghost of the Lantern.
Xu Jun is balanced now, Qingming's small face is so white that it can't stop the African blood in his body.
Qingming looked at the phone and suddenly smiled, shaking his head. Two paper men next to him knelt on the ground and handed over a piece of blue talisman paper. Qingming stuck the talisman on the phone screen and shouted: "Qiuqiu torsion is free... "
Xu Jun only had one idea at the time, that the Onmyoji game planning was quite reliable.
The god Xun turned somersault in the air, and the lantern ghost standing next to him immediately turned his body to avoid it, and shouted: "Be careful to destroy it!"
Tsunami ignored him, bent towards Abe Seimei, he didn't know whether it was the neck or the waist, and said, "Master Seimei, what are you calling me for?"
Qingming said to Xu Jun: "The god and the lantern ghost have followed me for many years. In order to thank you for taking in Zashiki Doji, I send it to you." When Qingming said this, Xu Jun seemed to have a handsome young man in front of him.Thinking about it, even in the Heian-kyo era, he was an out-and-out young master.
God Xun and Lantern Ghost bowed to Xu Jun: "I have seen you, Young Master."
Xu Junjiong.
Seimei told him his thoughts. Since both Zashiki and Yoho can enter the game, he can also seal those shikigami who signed contracts with him in this space.After all, the mobile phone is easy to carry, does not waste paper, and is the first choice for environmental protection. When you are free, you can also let Shikigami practice, which kills two birds with one stone.
As for the demon fox... let's talk about it when his belly is flat and he grows taller.
Xu Jun also has this intention, but two of them are game idiots, the other is an ancient person, and they are not familiar with this game, but Qingming said that he helped him resolve his bad luck, and he should help him no matter what.
"Leave it to me." When he was free, he went to look up the information, and if he couldn't, he could ask his friends.
Kozajiki walked uncomfortably in the dark underworld, but fortunately the fire on his back was still bright, so he wouldn't lose sight of the road and fall.
The man in the white robe in front dragged his long tongue, and when the wind blew, the tongue tilted to one side, and almost hit his face wetly. He hurriedly backed away, but unexpectedly bumped into the man in black robe behind him, who bowed his head Looking at him: "I stepped on my tongue."
Kozashiki closed his eyes and shouted in a broken voice: "Mom!"
Heiwuchang: "You scared him."
Bai Wuchang: "I don't have one, it's obviously you."
Heiwuchang: "No, it's you."
Xu Jun hugged Xiao Zouchu and patted him on the back, shouting: "Stop!" Taking out his mobile phone, Baidu posted a picture of ghosts making black ghosts make white: "It's the same job as you, let's see how they dress up, even You know how to hide your face and pretend to be a crisp and fresh girl, I really regret showing you "Legend of the New White Snake" twice."
Heiwuchang: "The sickle looks too bloody, not as good as my feather duster, not good."
Bai Wuchang: "The posture of holding the banner is too child's play, not as chic and elegant as this seat, not good."
...The two of you are just waiting to be crushed to pieces by the wheels of history.
Xu Jun, as a parent, accompanied Xiao Zashiki to the questioning, but Xiao Zashiki couldn't remember anything, so he let them go when he couldn't figure it out.
He just took Xiao Zuofu out, and the next moment he was summoned by Hades.
"Queen, what's the matter?" He didn't sleep all night last night, and he was still awake when Qingming was there in the morning, but it would be a tossing day, and he just wanted to go back to sleep.
"What's the hurry?" Pluto didn't dump him, and squatted directly in front of Kozashiki, pinching his face with both hands: "It's so cute, how about playing with my sister for a while?"
Kozashiki looked at Xu Jun, then at the woman in front of him: "I want to go home with my father."
Pluto burst into laughter: "Xu Jun, when did you have an extra son? Did you give birth? With whom?"
Xu Jun complained secretly, saying it scared you to death.
"Hey, let me say, since you can summon the little Zashiki, can you help me summon the little angel Ibaraki?"
"Hasn't it already been summoned?"
"I mean real people!"
"Then go find Abe..." Xu Jun said halfway, and suddenly said: "Then I might be able to summon the seven Ibaraki one day."
"That's fine," Pluto said very happily, "but before that...you go to work for me first. Recently, there are a lot of ghosts of babies under the full moon coming to the underworld. You know, babies under the full moon can't speak. Said, the hell can find a fart in the interrogation."
"Your Majesty Queen, do I get the ssr as soon as I say I can? There are still seven more."
"Everyone in the underworld is working overtime and staying up during the day, and you are the only one enjoying yourself outside." Pluto changed the subject: "Either recruit Ibaraki for me, or go to work."
See, what is a vicious capitalist, a living and bloody example.
Xu Jun thought bitterly, he couldn't swallow this breath without krypton gold, so he drew three in a row, the first one... Xiaoluman.
After the demon fox got stuck, Xu Jun was worried that he couldn't explain clearly to Qingming, so he took out his mobile phone and told him about the game of Onmyoji. Teach him hand in hand.
It's just that Xu Jun forgot that it was his first time playing an online game. He stumbled in many places and had to ask Du Niang for help from time to time. Fortunately, Qingming can be called a good student and listened to his explanation very carefully.
When Qingming was concentrating, his lips would be pursed, his fingers would be clenched loosely into a fist against his chin, and the few strands of hair hanging by his ears would be gilded with golden brilliance by the morning sun.
Sensing Xu Jun's voice getting weaker and weaker, Qingming gave him a questioning look.
Xu Jun's mouth was dry, and he picked up the teacup and drank it directly. He found that he couldn't get too close to Qingming, otherwise he would be blinded by his god-like brilliance.
After drinking the water, he realized that the cup in his hand was just used by Seimei.
... This is embarrassing.Xu Jun pretended not to know and calmly put the teacup back on the table. Qingming was so focused on the phone in front of her that she didn't notice it.
Xu Jun breathed a sigh of relief, his mind was still thinking wildly, and when he entered the id, he unconsciously wrote: whoever gives the ssr is the dog.
"What does it mean?"
"African's curse on Europeans." Xu Jun quickly wiped it off. In fact, he didn't quite understand the potential risk of cursing himself when he first came up with this joke.
"Why erase it?"
"It doesn't feel...suitable for you."
"I think it's pretty good." Qingming took the phone without allowing Jun to refuse, and typed those few words.
Well, it's your choice, don't blame me.
When Xu Jun plays games, he always skips the plot, but Qingming takes it very seriously.He went up step by step, and when the story reached the Zashiki Doji chapter, Xu Jun sat up straight.
"Is it true what is written on it?" It turns out that Xiao Zashiki's life experience is so pitiful, especially when the soft and cute voice accuses others of adopting him just for good luck, Xu Jun feels even more uncomfortable.In the beginning, he also kept Kozashiki because he won the lottery. Not only was Kozashiki not angry, but he was also very close to him. He was a scumbag.
Qingming sensed his depression: "What's wrong?"
"I……"
"Since taking in Zashiki Boy, have you found that your luck has improved?"
Not only was he lucky, he also won 20 yuan.
"Actually, this is only half true," Seimei tapped lightly on the phone screen with his slender index finger: "Zashiki boys are usually children under the age of seven. They absorb the essence of the world's plants and trees, and can communicate with ghosts and gods. In the previous life, the fate was very good. The heaven and the earth It is not allowed, the child who died young will become a zashiki boy in this life, because it can bring good luck, many people are vying to enshrine it."
Xu Jun: "Did you die early in your previous life?"
"That's right, everything in the world is in harmony with Yin and Yang. The word 'balance' is what matters in this world. The excellent fate in the previous life broke this balance, so he was envied by the heavens and died early. In the next life..."
"Being a zashiki warji is to make up for the previous life?"
"In this way, Yin and Yang are balanced," Seimei continued, "Those who enshrine Zashiki Waruji may be dazzled by the good luck he brings at first, but after a long time they will find that things are far from that simple. "
Xu Jun was taken aback for a moment, then understood, and then broke out in a cold sweat. If he remembered correctly, oh, of course he couldn't remember wrongly. The first time he won a lottery in his life was 20 yuan, how could he remember wrongly.It seems that although Zashiki-douji can bring good luck, as Seimei said, yin and yang are balanced, and this luck also ebbs and flows. Maybe he will have to pay a painful price for the 20 when he goes out tomorrow.
He swallowed: "Is it..."
Qingming sighed: "People who worship will soon find that although they get what they want in some things, they will get worse and worse in other things. They are overdrawing their luck. Once the energy is exhausted, bad things will follow one after another. They didn't know why, so they naturally blamed all this on Zashiki Doji, burned his wooden plaque, and smashed his stone statue."
Kozashiki is like sitting at home, and the pot comes from the sky.
"He is close to you. When your desire is very strong, he will help you realize it uncontrollably. Only people who have no desires and desires are safe by his side." Speaking of this, Qingming paused: "Don't Don't worry too much, I will help you find a way."
Xu Jun was so moved that he almost called Dad, he knew Qingming would not ignore him, and besides, he decided not to skip the plot when playing games in the future!
Qingming didn't have the life to be a dog for the time being, so he drew all the blue talismans given by the system, except for the Snow Girl, Nine-Life Cat, and Nine-Tailed Fox, there was the God of the Tusk and the Ghost of the Lantern.
Xu Jun is balanced now, Qingming's small face is so white that it can't stop the African blood in his body.
Qingming looked at the phone and suddenly smiled, shaking his head. Two paper men next to him knelt on the ground and handed over a piece of blue talisman paper. Qingming stuck the talisman on the phone screen and shouted: "Qiuqiu torsion is free... "
Xu Jun only had one idea at the time, that the Onmyoji game planning was quite reliable.
The god Xun turned somersault in the air, and the lantern ghost standing next to him immediately turned his body to avoid it, and shouted: "Be careful to destroy it!"
Tsunami ignored him, bent towards Abe Seimei, he didn't know whether it was the neck or the waist, and said, "Master Seimei, what are you calling me for?"
Qingming said to Xu Jun: "The god and the lantern ghost have followed me for many years. In order to thank you for taking in Zashiki Doji, I send it to you." When Qingming said this, Xu Jun seemed to have a handsome young man in front of him.Thinking about it, even in the Heian-kyo era, he was an out-and-out young master.
God Xun and Lantern Ghost bowed to Xu Jun: "I have seen you, Young Master."
Xu Junjiong.
Seimei told him his thoughts. Since both Zashiki and Yoho can enter the game, he can also seal those shikigami who signed contracts with him in this space.After all, the mobile phone is easy to carry, does not waste paper, and is the first choice for environmental protection. When you are free, you can also let Shikigami practice, which kills two birds with one stone.
As for the demon fox... let's talk about it when his belly is flat and he grows taller.
Xu Jun also has this intention, but two of them are game idiots, the other is an ancient person, and they are not familiar with this game, but Qingming said that he helped him resolve his bad luck, and he should help him no matter what.
"Leave it to me." When he was free, he went to look up the information, and if he couldn't, he could ask his friends.
Kozajiki walked uncomfortably in the dark underworld, but fortunately the fire on his back was still bright, so he wouldn't lose sight of the road and fall.
The man in the white robe in front dragged his long tongue, and when the wind blew, the tongue tilted to one side, and almost hit his face wetly. He hurriedly backed away, but unexpectedly bumped into the man in black robe behind him, who bowed his head Looking at him: "I stepped on my tongue."
Kozashiki closed his eyes and shouted in a broken voice: "Mom!"
Heiwuchang: "You scared him."
Bai Wuchang: "I don't have one, it's obviously you."
Heiwuchang: "No, it's you."
Xu Jun hugged Xiao Zouchu and patted him on the back, shouting: "Stop!" Taking out his mobile phone, Baidu posted a picture of ghosts making black ghosts make white: "It's the same job as you, let's see how they dress up, even You know how to hide your face and pretend to be a crisp and fresh girl, I really regret showing you "Legend of the New White Snake" twice."
Heiwuchang: "The sickle looks too bloody, not as good as my feather duster, not good."
Bai Wuchang: "The posture of holding the banner is too child's play, not as chic and elegant as this seat, not good."
...The two of you are just waiting to be crushed to pieces by the wheels of history.
Xu Jun, as a parent, accompanied Xiao Zashiki to the questioning, but Xiao Zashiki couldn't remember anything, so he let them go when he couldn't figure it out.
He just took Xiao Zuofu out, and the next moment he was summoned by Hades.
"Queen, what's the matter?" He didn't sleep all night last night, and he was still awake when Qingming was there in the morning, but it would be a tossing day, and he just wanted to go back to sleep.
"What's the hurry?" Pluto didn't dump him, and squatted directly in front of Kozashiki, pinching his face with both hands: "It's so cute, how about playing with my sister for a while?"
Kozashiki looked at Xu Jun, then at the woman in front of him: "I want to go home with my father."
Pluto burst into laughter: "Xu Jun, when did you have an extra son? Did you give birth? With whom?"
Xu Jun complained secretly, saying it scared you to death.
"Hey, let me say, since you can summon the little Zashiki, can you help me summon the little angel Ibaraki?"
"Hasn't it already been summoned?"
"I mean real people!"
"Then go find Abe..." Xu Jun said halfway, and suddenly said: "Then I might be able to summon the seven Ibaraki one day."
"That's fine," Pluto said very happily, "but before that...you go to work for me first. Recently, there are a lot of ghosts of babies under the full moon coming to the underworld. You know, babies under the full moon can't speak. Said, the hell can find a fart in the interrogation."
"Your Majesty Queen, do I get the ssr as soon as I say I can? There are still seven more."
"Everyone in the underworld is working overtime and staying up during the day, and you are the only one enjoying yourself outside." Pluto changed the subject: "Either recruit Ibaraki for me, or go to work."
See, what is a vicious capitalist, a living and bloody example.
Xu Jun thought bitterly, he couldn't swallow this breath without krypton gold, so he drew three in a row, the first one... Xiaoluman.
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