Strong flirtation guide

Xu Zaiyang was probably stunned by this group of monsters and beasts. He looked among the group members and found Jijiu. There are mostly animals in the group. Other human races, ghost races, and fairy races are all coordinators. Xu Zaiyang thinks it's very interesting , watched them chatting for a while, and was about to go back to see if there were any other interesting groups, when Ji Jiu shouted in the bathroom: "Hi!"

Xu Zaiyang immediately put down the jade plaque and went to the bathroom door: "What's the matter, Brother Ji?"

"Cake." Jijiu's voice came from the bathroom: "It's in the refrigerator."

Xu Zaiyang remembered that Tang Mu said that Jijiu likes to eat sweets, but he had to control it, so he sincerely suggested: "You have already eaten a piece just now, wait a moment?"

"I'm not human!" Ji Jiu's voice sounded a little angry: "I can live longer than you even if I eat 1440 cakes a day!"

Xu Zaiyang quickly replied: "Yes, yes, I will get it for you!"

Xu Zaiyang hurriedly went to get the cake, there were three pieces left in the refrigerator, Xu Zaiyang was amazed, thinking that he would not get tired of eating so many cakes, he picked a piece of strawberry mousse and went back to the bathroom door, Jijiu saw him coming, inside Said: "Come in, unlocked."

Xu Zaiyang was a little distracted again, wondering if he was going to see the nude/body of the male god soaking in the bathtub, and he would not miss it even below the waist. After that, he felt that his behavior was too perverted, male God regards him as an assistant, but he wants to sleep with the male god, which is really worthy of condemnation.

While adding drama to himself, he pushed open the door and entered the bathroom. The moment the bathroom door was pushed open, a scent of fragrance wafted into his nostrils. Xu Zaiyang subconsciously took a deep breath, and his face immediately turned red. In the bathtub, he pointed to the shelf next to the bathtub. Xu Zaiyang was very sensible, put the cake on it, and took the door out.

Ah ah ah ah ah!Was that the smell of the male god just now?I didn't smell it after staying all afternoon. Why did I smell it in the bathroom?Or is it actually the smell of shower gel?But it smells so good!Why does it harden just by smelling it?Could it be subconsciously thinking that this is the smell of a male god?

Xu Zaiyang spun around in a hurry, his face was flushed, and his hands were covering his lower body unnaturally. He obviously didn't see Jijiu taking a bath just now, but his mind was full of him being stripped naked. Falling into the restricted area of ​​the pool with her abs in her hands, her slightly squinted peach blossom eyes are so sexy as hell.

Xu Zaiyang jumped up and down a few times on the spot, which did not reduce his excitement at all.

Fortunately, Ji Jiu came out of the bathroom at this time. He was wearing a snow-white bathrobe, and he was holding a small cake that he had eaten a few bites. His expressionless and handsome face almost made Xu Zaiyang explode on the spot. Xu Zaiyang did not hesitate After rushing into the bathroom, Ji Jiu's expression changed, and he shouted, "Come out!"

But it was too late, Xu Zaiyang closed the door with a "bang", took off his trousers and began to stand on his own. There was still that fragrance in the bathroom, mixed with water vapor, which made Xu Zaiyang feel that Jijiu was right in front of him. The more I move, the more I feel uncomfortable, I feel like I have been fed the kind of aphrodisiac/medicine written in martial arts novels. His stamina is so terrible, but this doesn't make Xu Zaiyang feel happy at all!He is so uncomfortable!

I can't wait to chop off the bottom!

Xu Zaiyang was leaning against the wall weakly, already a little bit out of strength, if he died in the bathroom of the male god today, the name of the headline of tomorrow's entertainment edition would be #邪/悲男不断起进入令人家自/感脉死亡# or #悲郁男意/yin excessive and dead body surprised popular male singer bathroom#, the more I think about it, the more desolate it becomes, but I just can't calm down.

"Hey!" Ji Jiu knocked on the door when Xu Zaiyang was disheartened and thinking about his life. Xu Zaiyang was afraid that the male god would see him like this, so he hurriedly wanted to get up and put on his pants, but he was too soft, completely Unable to stand up, Ji Jiu shook the door twice, turned around and came back with the key, Xu Zaiyang collapsed when he heard Ji Jiu put the key into the lock, he thought he would never see Ji Jiu again in his life, shame on him To the outside of the Three Realms.

When Ji Jiu pushed open the bathroom door, Xu Zaiyang lay on the floor sideways with his lower body exposed. He curled up, with his hands covering the key position in front of him. Ji Jiu frowned and said "Trouble", and bent down to hug Xu Zaiyang, Xu Zaiyang's face was flushed red, his brows were tightly locked, tears were still hanging from the corners of his eyes, and an indescribable sound came out of his mouth when he was hugged by Ji Jiu. Ji Jiu took a bath towel and put it on Xu Zaiyang, and carried Xu Zaiyang to the sofa in the living room , found a medicine bottle of "vitamin E" in the drawer of the coffee table, poured out a medicine like Huahuadan from it, and fed it into Xu Zaiyang's mouth, and took a thin blanket from the room to cover him, and then pulled The curtains in the upper living room go upstairs.

When Xu Zaiyang woke up, it was already dark, and it took him 3 minutes to figure out what happened in the afternoon, and he was so scared that he took off the thin blanket, sure enough!Pants are not lifted!

Xu Zaiyang wondered if it would be better for him to escape from the male god's house and be arrested and imprisoned, or stay at Ji Jiu's house and be treated as obscene/obscene by Ji Jiu. After a fierce psychological struggle, Xu Zaiyang still decided stay!What a face!If you say no, you can not!

Xu Zaiyang got up in disgrace, pulled up his trousers and turned on the light, thinking how warm it would be for the male god to close the curtains thoughtfully when he saw that he was asleep. Although he looked fierce on the surface, as Tang Mu said, he was really a good man. .

Afterwards, he reflected on himself again. As the male god's life assistant, he can't do anything. He had to take care of the male god on the first day. It can be said that his performance was very bad. Xu Zaiyang was a little depressed, and took out the jade card from the coffee table , I want to see if I can ask Tao Yi if there is anything that needs to be done daily in this job.

As a result, Xu Zaiyang saw Ji Jiu replying to him as soon as the jade plaque was displayed. His hands trembled with excitement, and he almost threw the plaque out. Fireworks exploded in his heart like a festival. How would the male god reply to me?So excited!But a little scared!

Xu Zaiyang poked open the message:

Jijiu: When you wake up, go to the second floor and clean your own room, the door is open.

There is no smell of fried hair, but a taste of indifference.

Xu Zaiyang was a little disappointed, but he thought that he was so rude just now, but he just showed a little indifference, and he was already very graceful. He packed up the materials on the coffee table, took them upstairs, and the room that Ji Jiu arranged for him There is only one room away from the master bedroom. Although no one has lived in it for a long time, there are part-time workers to clean it every day. It is not dirty at all. It is only necessary for Xu Zaiyang to put his things in and spread the sheets and quilts.

Xu Zaiyang came in a hurry and didn't bring anything with him. He put the season wine information and the brochure in the drawer of the bedside table, opened the window, found the quilt and bed sheet from the closet, and returned hesitantly after everything was done. A message from Jijiu:

Haruhi Zaiyang: I am very sorry about what happened today, and it will never happen again in the future QAQ

Ji Jiu didn't reply to Xu Zaiyang's message, Xu Zaiyang found Tao Yi:

Haruhi Zaiyang: Do I have any work that must be done every day?

Compared with Jijiu, Tao Yi is almost instant:

Tao Yi: Read to him the "Regulations Concerning Friendship and Association of All Nationalities in the Three Realms"!

Chun Ri Zai Yang:......

Chunri Zaiyang: Can I not read it?

Tao Yi: Have you read the penalties for breach of contract?

Chun Ri Zai Yang:......

Xu Zaiyang didn't expect such a task, and he suddenly collapsed, but Zhong Mo had read it to Ji Jiu before, Ji Jiu should get used to it, it's fine if he doesn't listen to the voice message, in fact, it won't destroy the relationship between himself and the male god ......Bar.

Xu Zaiyang took out the "Regulations Concerning the Friendship and Association of All Races in the Three Realms" from the drawer, flipped through the preface, opened the chat window of Jijiu, and read it word by word:

One: All races in the Three Realms have the same root and complement each other.

Pan Gu opened the world: the chaos of the world is like a chicken...

Xu Zaiyang thought that the author was not responsible at all. Isn't this the original text of Pan Gu's opening up the world?He read a few sentences with great emotion, and just after sending them, the news of Jijiu came over

Jijiu: Hehe.

Such a simple word made Xu Zaiyang shudder, Ji Jiu couldn't have listened to his own voice in such a short time!Could he read minds?

Xu Zaiyang is always crooked, he has no one he likes, his only sustenance is Jijiu, even the first spring/dream object is Jijiu, if Jijiu can read minds! ! !

Even if you are shameless, you can't get along happily!

Xu Zaiyang put down the booklet, and flatteringly replied to Ji Jiu:

Chunri Zaiyang: Does Brother Ji want dinner?

Seasonal Wine: Nonsense.

Xu Zaiyang trotted downstairs immediately. Ji Jiu lived in a two-story villa with a large garden. Seeing that the street lights were on, Xu Zaiyang poked his head into the garden from the sidewalk door. Ji Jiu was indeed watering some plants with a water bottle. .

He was wearing a bathrobe, and he carefully controlled the amount of water for each plant. The yellowish light shone on his side face, which looked warm and reliable. Foul, it was obviously just pouring water, but it made Xu Zaiyang's legs weak.

Xu Zaiyang took out his mobile phone from his trouser pocket, turned off the flash and camera sound, and secretly took a few photos. Thinking that Ji Jiu might be able to read minds, he crawled back into the kitchen in fright.

Afterwards, he opened the gallery and looked at those photos repeatedly, smiling smirkingly while laughing, and started to worry about whether Ji Jiu would know what he was doing now, but he couldn't help but look at those photos, it was like "Huaichun boy" "The four words express vividly.

Xu Zaiyang wondered if I liked last season's wine?But I liked him in the first place, he was my idol, I had fancied him before, ahhh I fell in love with a celebrity, but he is still a peach blossom demon!

Xu Zaiyang suddenly felt desolate from his heart. Status is not a problem, and money is not a distance, but there is a word called transvestite.

Life is only a hundred years, but what about demons?

The age column on Jijiu's information is unknown.

The author has something to say:

Xu Zaiyang: Not anymore QAQ

Seasonal wine: hehe

Thank you big white radish and sheep bleating mine

Thank you aunt for the nutrient solution