Laying sheep [entertainment circle]

Lin Ruyu pressed the maximum speed all the way, and when she arrived at the barbecue restaurant, half an hour had passed since Jian Yi called.

The owner of the barbecue shop saw Lin Ruyu, and raised his head to say hello despite his busy schedule, "Xiao Lin, the friend you brought last time is still here, why didn't you make an appointment?"

"Old Zhao, did you see which direction he was going?" Lin Ruyu looked around, but did not see Jian Yi.

"I didn't notice, there were so many people just now, Lingling seems to have collected the money." Old Zhao called out to the little girl who was cleaning the table next to him, "Lingling, did you see where that drunk brother just went?"

Lingling raised her finger, still holding a bamboo stick in her hand, "It seems to have gone from behind."

"Thank you."

Lin Ruyu thanked her, walked towards the direction Lingling pointed, and called Jian Yi while walking.

Walking to the corner, I heard the phone ringing in the green belt next to it, and the ringtone was Lin Ruyu's song.

Lin Ruyu walked over in search of the sound, only to see Jian Yi with his head down, like a giant koala, holding the phone in his hand, tightly hugging the tree trunk, but his feet were weak, and he had already slumped to the ground.

Sighing, Lin Ruyu was going to break Jian Yi off the tree, but just as he raised an arm, Jian Yi immediately shrank back, "Xiao Liu said let me stay here and don't move, I won't move."

"..."

Lin Ruyu pulled her arm over again and put it on her shoulder, "Didn't you ask me to pick you up? Or are you going to hug this tree for the night?"

"Oh, you're Xiao Liu, don't tell me earlier." Jian Yi finally raised his head, let go of the hand holding the tree trunk, and leaned against Lin Ruyu.

"Huh? Xiao Liu, have you become taller?" Jian Yi turned his head to look, "Why do you look so like Lin Ruyu?"

It is impossible for Lin Ruyu to be here. It is only possible that alcohol not only paralyzed the cerebellum, but also paralyzed his brain. Everyone looks like Lin Ruyu.

……

Lin Ruyu remained silent, stood up vigorously, and carried Jian Yi to the direction of the car.

Jian Yi slipped his hand, and the phone in his hand fell to his feet. Lin Ruyu had no choice but to put Jian Yi aside and pick up the phone.

The phone is still in the address book interface, and Lin Ruyu's number only has the word "Lin" stored, and the word "Liu" on top of the word Lin.

So, when Jian Yi called the so-called Xiao Liu, he was dizzy and accidentally pressed the wrong number, but he knew that Jian Yi had made the wrong call, but he still ran all the way to pick up the drunk.

Jian Yi couldn't keep up with his thoughts, and his whole body was hung on Lin Ruyu's body. He finally got to the side of the car, and Lin Ruyu broke out in a thin sweat after a distance of tens of meters.

Opening the car door, Lin Ruyu shook her shoulders and put Jian Yi on the back seat, "Where is your home?"

Jian Yi buried her face in the seat and remained silent.

"Hello." Lin Ruyu was afraid that Jian Yi would suffocate herself, so she grabbed Jian Yi's collar and turned him over with great effort, "The address of your home."

"Address..." Jian Yi tried to wake up, "Guo'an District, 802, Block B."

After saying "wow", Lin Ruyu vomited all over the room, and the whole car was filled with the rancid smell of alcohol and food.

Jian Yi vomited so much that his stomach hurt, he couldn't help curling up into a ball.

……

Lin Ruyu resisted the urge to kick Jian Yi out of the car, and drove Jian Yi to Guo'an Community, and it took a lot of effort to get Jian Yi up to the eighth floor.

With a loose hand, he threw Jian Yi to the ground, Jian Yi clutched his stomach and collapsed in front of the door, Lin Ruyu didn't bother to worry about whether Jian Yi fell, and after a while, he reached out to look for the key in Jian Yi's pocket.

The overall style of Jian Yi's house is in warm tones. There is a fish tank in the entrance, and some jellyfish are floating up and down with fluorescence, showing warmth everywhere.

Nauseous by the vomit, Lin Ruyu worked hard for a long time, not in the mood to visit Jian Yi's house, dragged Jian Yi into the master bedroom, threw Jian Yi on the bed and was about to leave.

Jian Yi grabbed Lin Ruyu's hand, "Get me the medicine, I have a stomachache, it's in the bedside table."

Lin Ruyu paused, then went to the bedside table to get medicine for Jian Yi.

When you open the drawer, you will see a drawer full of condoms and sex toys of various brands and shapes.

The veins on Lin Ruyu's forehead twitched violently, and her movements were a little angry. She tore down the entire drawer, dumped all the contents into the trash can, closed the drawer with a bang, and turned to go to another bedside table.

Finally, she saw a pile of miscellaneous medicines, looked carefully, and found that many medicines had passed the expiration date, Lin Ruyu threw them one by one into the trash can next to her, and only after searching for a long time did she find some stomach medicine that was barely edible.

Jian Yi felt dizzy when he opened his eyes, so he simply closed his eyes, opened the medicine to his mouth, opened his mouth to the water cup, and swallowed the medicine with water.

"Xiao Liu, go get me some water, I want to take a bath."

"Xiao Liu? Are you leaving?"

Jian Yi fell from the bed to the floor with a "boom", and stumbled towards the bathroom.

Lin Ruyu couldn't stand it anymore, so she had no choice but to go over and pick up Jian Yi, put it in the bathroom and peel it off, then turned on the shower and took a random shower.

It is said that taking a bath after drinking is not good for your health?At least it doesn't smell bad if you wash it casually.

"I want to pee." As soon as Jian Yi finished speaking, she let it go on her own, and the water jet fell on the floor and splashed Lin Ruyu's leg.

Mix a catty and a half of water with Erguotou, and Jian Yi is thankful that he didn't pee in his pants.

Lin Ruyu's face became darker and darker as she watched the pale yellow liquid at her feet being washed away by the shower and finally disappeared.

Before the foam was washed away, Jian Yi kept sliding down, "Xiao Liu, I want to sleep."

The 1.8-meter tall man seemed to have no bones, no clothes, and slippery hands. Lin Ruyu couldn't hold him, so he let Jian Yi slide to the ground and sit.

He grabbed the hair on Jian Yi's forehead and forced him to look up, "Sleep, don't sleep, get up! Open your eyes and take a good look at who I am."

Jian Yi sobered up a little, but he was very sleepy. When he opened his eyes, he saw Lin Ruyu propping up the wall with one hand, and resting his other hand on his head looking down at him.

The shower pattered on Lin Ruyu's back, splashing small water splashes, the white shirt was soaked, translucent and tightly stuck to her body, and the light seemed to cast a halo on Lin Ruyu's ferry.

"Lin Ruyu..."

Unable to tell whether it was a dream or an illusion, Jian Yi curled his lips into a smile, raised his hand and grabbed Lin Ruyu's front, and with a firm force, there was a touch of soft warmth on his lips.

Lin Ruyu was caught off guard, but Jian Yi's aggressive kiss caught him off guard.

Then Lin Ruyu's hand that was supporting the wall dropped, grabbed Jian Yi's shoulder, and pushed Jian Yi against the wall, turning against the guest.

For a long time, the lips and teeth of the two people who came and went separated, breathing heavily.

Jian Yi kissed excitedly, and pressed his hands hard, sticking to Lin Ruyu's lips again, the palm of his hand slipped through the force, and moved down all the way, pectoral muscles, abdominal muscles, landed on the not-so-slender but firm and smooth waist.

Lin Ruyu simply half-kneeled in front of Jian Yi, and pushed her whole body over. Jian Yi grabbed Lin Ruyu's knuckle-boned palm and pressed it firmly between her legs.

Seeing the thing in his hand expand rapidly visible to the naked eye, and the touch changed from soft to hard as iron, the corners of Lin Ruyu's mouth raised.

Jian Yi gasped, his ears quickly turned red, feeling Lin Ruyu's slender fingers sliding flexibly between his legs, panting endlessly.

"Um……"

Jian Yi trembled all over, and couldn't help but let out a few nasal sounds while exhaling.

Lin Ruyu wiped her white hands on Jian Yi's well-defined abdomen.Jian Yi calmed down a little, looked at Lin Ruyu with a smile, pulled away Lin Ruyu's trouser chain, and slowly bent down.

Lin Ruyu was startled, and reached out to stop Jian Yi's movements.

Jian Yi raised his head and glanced at Lin Ruyu, he smiled heartily, his lips were bright red, his eyes were full of water, a little slack, and there was a hint of unspeakable charm.

Lin Ruyu stared blankly, Jian Yi had pushed away Lin Ruyu's hand, lowered her head and licked her panties between her legs.

He doesn't mind doing this for Lin Ruyu, it's just a little clumsy.

Anyway, if it is not true, then do whatever you want and make it at will.

"It's time for you to sleep."

Lin Ruyu's psychological defense almost collapsed, pinched Jian Yi's chin, lifted Jian Yi from his crotch, washed him clean, and pushed him onto the bed.

Jian Yi was already drowsy, and after a short time of touching the pillow, there was the sound of even breathing.

Lin Ruyu turned around and saw a postal document package in the trash can, which should have been dumped in along with those things by him just now, picked it up and took it out to have a look, with a slightly delicate expression, and put it back in the drawer intact.

Turning to look at Jian Yi's sleeping face, the scene when the two met for the first time came to mind.

Not this year's Lantern Festival, but the winter three years ago, because of Li Dongyang.

He and Jian Yi used to be rivals in love, or just the former and current.

He still owes Jian Yi a thank you. It was Jian Yi who made him realize the reality clearly, and awakened the dreamer with his words, so that he could achieve what he is today.

Jian Yi's words at that time were like sharp steel knives, every sentence pierced his heart.

It was so hurtful that he remembered Jian Yi for three years. After three years, when he saw Jian Yi again, he still felt a little gnashing his teeth.Lin Ruyu thinks she has a good temper and never expresses her anger, but since the day she met Jian Yi, Jian Yi has always found a way to make him uncontrollably angry.

Jian Yi has long forgotten about this. During the Lantern Festival, Jian Yi looked at him, and he knew that Jian Yi was going to attack him.

The bad habit remains unchanged, eating what is in the bowl and looking at what is in the ladle, and still thinking about what is in the pot.

Lin Ruyu picked up her coat, turned off the light for Jian Yi, went downstairs wearing wet clothes, and drove away.

Jian Yi had a dream all night, and when he woke up, he had a splitting headache.

The protagonist of Chunmeng is Lin Ruyu, Jian Yi couldn't help scolding his mother, he seemed to call Assistant Liu to pick him up last night, but he looked like Assistant Liu and Lin Ruyu.

There are vague memories in his mind, but it seems that he slapped Lin Ruyu while taking a shower in the bathroom?

I woke up naked today, and there was no smell of alcohol. It was obvious that I had taken a shower last night.

If Assistant Liu had given him a bath last night...

The consequences are unspeakable...

Maybe today's headline news is that the popular actor Jian Yi sexually assaulted his male assistant.

Jian Yi knew that Assistant Liu was a straight man, as straight as a concrete pillar.

Taking out his phone, he looked at the headlines pushed by various software today. Jian Yi was relieved that his name was not there.

Ready to make a call to Assistant Liu to find out, poked on the phone, the interface displayed recent calls, staring at the screen, Jian Yi frowned.

In the call log, it showed that he hadn't called last night, so he swiped up and down. The latest record was that at noon yesterday, Sister Zhang called him and asked if he had received the script.

Later, he read the script by himself, coded the words, Zhao Shufang visited, and then he went out alone and got drunk.

What the hell is this?

The second monk Jian Yizhang couldn't figure it out. Could it be that he took on the role of split personality, thinking that the script was too deep into the play, and he also had a split personality?The original personality is drunk, and the other personality comes out for a walk, manipulates the body to go home, take a shower and sleep, the original personality brain fills up the time gap after that?

Jian Yi shook off all the messy guesses, got up, brushed his teeth and washed his face.

As soon as my feet landed, I saw that all the things on my bedside table were in the trash can.

A pile of medicines, including condoms and his collection of sex toys.

Who would do such a thing!Even if he had a split personality, it was impossible for him to be so insane.

The author has something to say:

Of course it was Lin Ruyu who deleted the call log, silly boy!