Complete Survival Manual

Osamu Dazai moved to a new residence.

There were too many suspicious people wandering around the downstairs of the previous apartment day and night. Although Osamu Dazai said that he had nothing to do with him, the Supernatural Secret Service Division quickly arranged a new safe house for him just to be on the safe side.

Osamu Dazai didn't care where he lived, after all, he didn't have any personal belongings to keep, so he took nothing in a very chic way, and went to the new apartment empty-handed.

Life is still the same. After settling down, Osamu Dazai eats, sleeps and works as usual. Occasionally, when he has a whim, he will try a new suicide method to adjust his life.

Sometimes he thinks that he is too conscientious in his life now, and when he changes another job, he must find a way to skip more shifts to be worthy of his hard work during this time.

Osamu Dazai occasionally has to go out for work. His new residence is coincidentally very close to Hoomi North High School, and he can see students in twos and threes walking together, talking and laughing past the row of tall cherry trees at the school gate.

["Do you know, there seems to be a senior in the second grade of high school missing..."]

["Didn't it mean that the senior sister actually transferred to Kyoto? After all, she is a famous lady, and her development path is completely different from ours."]

["Eh? But I heard that the senior sister eloped with someone from the society? The stories they tell are very romantic, such as the confession under the moon, the love at the cake shop and so on. Like a novel."]

["Stupid, that's a novel!"]

["I think it's more likely to be missing. A few days ago, Senior Tsuruta posted something like a missing person notice on the bulletin board in the school. I remember that many people went to see it that day."]

["Sister Tsuruta?"]

["It's Mr. Tsuruta Yukiko from the Student Council..."]

Several students walked away, Osamu Dazai paused slightly, turned his footsteps and pushed open the door of the flower shop next to him.

——The circulation of news in the campus is very fast. Osamu Dazai only walked for a short distance, and heard several very similar conversations.These words poured into Osamu Dazai's ears continuously, he wanted to find a quiet place and let his ears get a moment of peace.

Whether it was pretending to be patient in selecting the bouquet, or flirting with the clerk's routine, Osamu Dazai was a little bit unmotivated.

[The period of burnout. ]

Osamu Dazai took out a few banknotes and put them on the counter. After receiving the flowers from the blushing girl, he pretended not to understand the young lady's eyes eager to exchange contact information, and just waved his hand casually before leaving.

When he actually returned to the apartment, Osamu Dazai's expression changed a bit.In the supposedly unpopular apartment, there was a faint smell of food. Osamu Dazai let out an ooh in surprise, threw off his shoes, and walked to the kitchen following the scent.

[This is……]

"You're back." Tsushima just brought out the crab porridge from the kitchen, and the two met at the kitchen door.Tsushima shoved the bowl of porridge into Dazai Osamu's hand without any politeness, and he said, "You're so slow, I've been waiting for you since the afternoon, okay?"

Osamu Dazai slowly put the bowl on the table, "Hey—is it actually my fault——"

"That's right." Tsushima pulled out a chair and sat at the dining table, crossed his hands and propped his chin and smiled at Osamu Dazai, "Dazai, I'm back."

………………

It has been half a month since the research institute's investigation, and all follow-ups have been handed over to the port mafia for resolution.

Whether it is trouble or the benefits that can be obtained from this matter, these are all things that the leader of the port mafia, Mori Ogai, has to consider, and all follow-up has nothing to do with them.

Tsushima temporarily left Yokohama after that, and all the members of the Kyoto office welcomed their president after a long absence.

"You still know how to come back." Eri Ihara exuded a resentment for working overtime all over her body. Ordinary members would automatically back away from her when they saw her, in order to avoid the limelight.

Tsushima was not afraid. He held a cup of coffee and greeted Eri Ihara with a smile: "You are not very capable, Eri-chan. The office is still running well when I am away."

"You are joking, I think a firm with you is a well-run firm."

Eri Ihara bit the words "You are here" very hard, Tsushima acted as if he didn't hear it, and took a sip of coffee leisurely, "I am relieved to have a vice president as powerful as Eri-chan. "

Eri Ihara, who thought she knew Tsushima's work habits better, the alarm in her heart sounded crazily.

[It's not good—it's not good, Eri Ibara!Even the non-existent title of "Vice President" has appeared, the bastard boss wants to—]

"In the future, I will often be away from the agency, and Eri-chan can handle everything in the agency." Tsushima said, "From today onwards, this agency will have no secrets from you—you are officially promoted to vice president, Double the salary. Is Eri-chan happy?"

Ihara Eri choked up.

Where is the happiness, is there anything to be happy about? !No!Absolutely not!Everything is the worst thing! !

Tsushima nestled in the office chair, looked up at the snapdragon wind chime hanging on the window sill, and thought of what happened in Yokohama.

In his past experience, he has of course handled more incidents and experienced more weird commissions.But Yokohama is still special enough for him.

[Should it be a soil and water problem?People and things in Yokohama are always very different.For example, Mr. Zhongye, he is the most likely partner I have ever seen, and he is also the most unsuitable person I have ever seen to be friends. ] Tsushima turned the chair, feeling a little regretful, [But in fact, I have no friends, so I can't make a comparison.From this point of view, the evaluation of Zhongye Jun is still to be determined. ]

[As for Dazai...um...]

Eri Ihara, who was ignored by Zheng Daguangguang, managed to pick up her reason, and she said helplessly: "Forget it, it's rare to see what you want... Before you went to Yokohama, I even thought about what kind of mountain monster you are , or some monster that appeared in the monogatari—you are too out of the world of ordinary people, Mr. Tsushima. There is something you care about in Yokohama, so I can only do my best to help you avoid worries .”

She frowned tightly, and concluded reluctantly: "Who made me just a poor social animal who works."

"Wonderful speech, Eri-chan." Tsushima's eyes curved softly, "I am the worst person, but you are an excellent woman worthy of respect." He smiled, but there was something hidden in his eyes Mud, "Eri, if you have time, you should take a look at the scenery outside. With me, you will never get what you want."

Eri Ihara laughed dryly, "From the beginning to the end, there was only one thing I wanted to get."

"I know." Tsushima looked at the wind chime and said softly, "Eri-chan, there seems to be a lot of work? Go to work."

"...Yes, Mr. Tsushima." Eri Ihara left the president's office, and before closing the door, she said seriously: "As long as you are alive, Mr. Tsushima, I will not change jobs. Only on this point can you completely Believe me."

"Eri-chan, don't add cyanide or chemical compounds to the coffee next time, it won't cover the taste at all."

"I was just trying a little bit, sorry for ruining your cup of coffee."

"Because it's Eri-chan, so this kind of thing doesn't matter at all."

"You should be more generous in other directions, such as work..."

"Hey hey-"

The door closed.

Tsushima put down the coffee cup and stretched his body. The slight pain in his stomach didn't bother him at all, as long as it wasn't life-threatening anyway.He compared the thickness of the documents on the table, and said happily: "After finishing these things, go back to Yokohama."

………………

two years ago.

"Miss is visiting late at night, what's the matter?"

"...I'm here to get something."

"Huh? What is it?"

"What I want to take away is your life. Someone paid a high price and entrusted me to take your heart away."

"Well, you can give as much as you want for the rest of the things, but this is not enough at all." Tsushima raised the corners of his lips and smiled beautifully at Eri Ihara who suddenly appeared in his bedroom, "Unfortunately, my life is not It belongs to me. So far, I have been desperately living. It’s so tiring, so tiring—”

Ihara Eri was silent, attracted by his smile for a moment.

The person in front of him spoke words full of desire to survive with an expression of wanting to die, and his whole body seemed contradictory and distorted.

Eri Ihara tightened her fingers and said firmly, "I will kill you."

"It's not easy."

Tsushima speaks the truth.

Ihara Eri stopped talking.

"Well, I have a suggestion." He pulled the quilt and invited Ihara Eri, "Actually, I am planning to open an office, but there is a shortage of members now, do you want to join? Not only is the salary stable, but there is also a weekly salary. Regular holidays. If you are by my side, it will be easier to find a chance to kill me."

"Miss, think about how this job is going to be."

Eri Ihara looked at the person who had sent her the invitation, without thinking about anything for a moment, and just agreed.

——And Ms. Ihara Eri was inexplicably squeezed for two full years, and she has attempted to kill her so far.

The author has something to say: Let’s take a short break today to lay the foundation for Tsushima’s frequent visits to Yokohama in the future.

Ah, yes, here's the important point - Tsushima is wearing pajamas.

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感谢在2020-03-2600:02:52~2020-03-2823:59:28期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the rocket launcher: 1 daydreaming all day long;

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 100 bottles of Summer Cool; 10 bottles of Fengweicao Pavilion;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!