I got the Virgin Mary [Quick Transmigration]

Chen Ming has already achieved the position of assistant to the director at a young age. If there is no accident, he will be able to successfully serve as the gold medal host of the TV station before the age of 35.

If nothing unexpected...

But now he encountered an accident.

Chen Ming looked at the resume on the table with a headache.

Jiang Kuaixue, male, 28 years old.

Affixed to the right is a photo of a sullen man looking at him with a serious face.

Facing the gloomy gaze, Chen Ming had a headache again.

The thing is like this, recently their TV station and the Propaganda Department of the Municipal Party Committee jointly held a program: There is a good wife in the family-gathering the contestants together and selecting the winner through various tests.

The bonus is 3 yuan.

As the investor, the Propaganda Department of the Municipal Party Committee, their father, put forward the request: Through this program, show the considerate, gentle and virtuous side of the wives, so that the audience of the program will have the desire to start a family from the bottom of their hearts, and ignite the desire to start a family. Longing for married life!

"But look at this person! What we want is a wife! A gentle and virtuous wife! How does he look like a wife?! If such a person wins the competition, will the audience still want to get married?" the director The words are still in my ears.

Now gay marriage has been legalized, so there are some men among the contestants this time, but only Jiang Kuaixue has a gloomy face and fierce eyes, as if he was released from prison!

Chen Ming can fully understand what the director said, such a fierce wife, he wouldn't want to get married in another place!

But I didn't expect that this Jiang Kuaixue was really good at housework, because she was stronger than women, and she was serious and meticulous in doing things, so she stood out in the housework and ranked among the top three.Originally thought that he would fail in the cooking session, but he didn't expect him to be able to handle it with ease, and the dishes he cooked were full of flavor and taste, which won unanimous praise from the judges.

"You have to find a way to make him eliminated in the next competition." This is what the director asked.

But... what is he going to do?

Looking at the photo on the resume, Chen Ming suddenly thought of it!

With such a fierce look, he must not please children!The next step is to take care of the children!

On this day, after the first two rounds of intense selection, the contestants who were finally shortlisted for the third round were taken to the largest kindergarten in the city early in the morning.

They will be divided into [-] groups, with one contestant and four children in each group, and they will spend three hours together.

Chen Ming deliberately told the principal of the kindergarten to assign the most naughty children to Jiang Kuaixue!

Right now, he was sitting in front of the surveillance camera, with a sinister smile on his face, looking for Jiang Kuixue's group from fifteen sets of surveillance images.

In groups of surveillance images, some contestants are already in a hurry, struggling to cope with the crying children; The brain is coaxing the children who are crying for the teacher/mother...

He can bet that Jiang Kuaixue won't last half an hour!

Finally found Jiang Kuaixue's group of cameras, but the scene on the screen made Chen Ming stunned.

Why...why are these children so obedient? !so good? !

This is not right!

Chen Ming was fidgeting. It had been 10 minutes. The Jiang Kuaixue on the screen showed no sign of being in a hurry. The children were sitting upright, very honest.

Chen Ming couldn't sit still anymore, so he simply got up and rushed to Jiang Kuaixue's activity room, and looked out the window.

There are radio equipment in the activity room, and the four children are all sitting neatly, listening to Jiang Kuixue's storytelling.The cameraman followed along, shooting from all angles so that the audience who were watching the live broadcast could see it more clearly.

And Jiang Kuaixue is introducing the little frog.

"What's the name of the little frog?" he asked the first kid.

The child stood up tremblingly, and answered honestly: "Little frogs croak."

Jiang Kuaixue nodded, asked him to sit down, and called the second child: "Please teach the teacher the sound of the little frog."

Oh, it turned out to be playing a teacher-student role-playing game.This Jiang Kuaixue really has two tricks.Chen Ming cursed in his heart: Hey!That kid, why are you so honest? !Aren't you a bully in the garden who is called the bully by the teachers? !cry now!Hurry up!Run around quickly!Hurry up and call for your mother!

However, Chen Ming did not get his wish.The second child gave an honest "croak".

Jiang Kuaixue continued to ask the third child: "How does the little frog jump?"

……

Chen Ming didn't want to watch it anymore.He could tell that Jiang Kuaixue was so fierce that he could stop a child from crying at night!He has no tricks at all in raising children, he just relies on a gloomy face to keep the children from crying!

hateful!This damn man!He underestimated!

Seeing that three hours passed easily, Jiang Kuaixue successfully put the four children to sleep in the shortest time, and Chen Ming was so worried that his head went bald.

In this game, there is no doubt that Jiang Kuaixue advanced again.

As the seed player who is expected to win this show, Jiang Kuaixue was interviewed by the host after the game: "Axue, congratulations, you have successfully advanced to the top eight. Can you talk about your original intention for participating in the competition?"

Chen Ming looked at Jiang Kuaixue blushing dully, and lowered his head in embarrassment: "I want a bonus."

"Bonuses?" The host hoped that he would say more.

"Because my husband works too hard, and I can't earn much money from my job. Seeing that the prize money for this competition is 3 yuan, I signed up for it." Jiang Kuaixue was a little embarrassed: "3 yuan , is a lot of money for me..."

A lot of money?Chen Ming's eyes suddenly lit up!

3 yuan is just Chen Ming's salary for one month, but it is a huge sum of money for Jiang Kuaixue. So, his family is actually very poor, right?

Chen Ming returned to the TV station and explained to the program planner: "The fourth competition is to taste red wine!"

It is absolutely impossible for a poor person like Jiang Kuaixue to know how to taste red wine!

Chen Ming laughed triumphantly.

In the fourth competition, they specially invited the manager of a famous French winery as a guest. Several red wines were placed in front of the eight contestants. Their tests were hidden in the opening, pouring, tasting and other links.

Chen Ming folded his arms and stood on the sidelines confidently watching.

Jiang Kuaixue, Jiang Kuaixue, this is where you stopped at the top eight!And I, Chen Ming, will become the nightmare of your life!Jie Jie Jie Jie!

However, Jiang Kuaixue's performance surprised him. Whether it was sobering up, drinking, pouring wine, or commenting on a few red wines later, Jiang Kuaixue's performance seemed to be an out-and-out expert!He was even able to chat with a French guest with the help of an interpreter!

This...how could this be?

Chen Ming hugged his head in pain.

What about the poor?

How can the poor know so much about wine?

No one in the industry has pointed out, can you even know the French grape pest in 1998?

Lie... lie...

Chen Ming's heart hurts so much, he wants to cry QAQ.

In this game, Jiang Kuaixue successfully advanced to the top five.

As for Chen Ming, he was called to the director's office.

"How did you do it?! I've said it all, let this Jiang Kuaixue be eliminated immediately! A wife shouldn't be like him! If he wins, it will violate the original intention of our show! The fourth Mrs. Feng is too temperamental Mrs. Zhao on the eighth is gentle and beautiful! No matter who they win, they are more suitable than this fierce Jiang Kuixue! What are you dawdling about?! Hurry up! If Jiang Kuaixue doesn’t leave, you will Let me go!" The director scolded his head and covered his face, while Chen Ming seemed like a poor little quail in a storm, shrinking his neck and not daring to move.

After being scolded, Chen Ming returned to his office dejectedly.

Alas, what should I do?How can Jiang Kuaixue be eliminated smoothly?He thought about being bald, and looked at the gender column on the resume...

Sex: Male.

Man?

yes!He is a man!

Chen Ming suddenly thought of something, jumped up and shouted: "Yes! He is a man! He is a man! Hahahaha!"

Outside the office, several colleagues looked at Chen Ming's door in surprise, looked at each other, and then shook their heads.

Man, another crazy one.

The fifth game is about how to buy the most things with the least money!

Chen Ming figured it out, what he had to do was to make a question based on Jiang Kuaixue's weakness!Jiang Kuaixue is a man, and most men spend money lavishly.Although there are also frugal men, most men are embarrassed to haggle because of face when buying things!

He asked Jiang Kuixue to go shopping!He wants to see if Jiang Kuaixue can beat those housewives who have experienced many battles in the vegetable market and supermarket this time!

Early in the morning, the five contestants set off with the list and money given by the program group.There are a lot of things on the list, but very little money. The cameraman will follow the whole process to see how they will play in the process of buying things, so that they can buy the most things with the least money.

Chen Ming waited patiently at the TV station.

But this time, he no longer had the confident confidence he had last time.What if Jiang Kuaixue takes the lead this time... After all, this kid is good-looking, maybe those street vendors will pay more for his face...

No!Chen Ming shook his head!

Will not!Jiang Kuaixue will definitely not win!

After all, he is a man, and his understanding of market prices is definitely not as good as that of a housewife who often buys!

Chen Ming waited anxiously. Although it was only three hours, he seemed to have waited for as long as three days, and finally saw the contestants come back one after another.

The other four housewives bought more or less, but the difference was not very big.However, when Chen Ming saw the mountain of things in front of Jiang Kuaixue, his vision went dark!

He seems to have bought all the meat, fish, eggs, and vegetables on the list!

How on earth did he do it?With so little money to buy so many things? !

No!This is impossible!He must have paid for it himself, it's cheating!

Chen Ming walked quickly to the cameraman to see the shopping process they had photographed in the past few hours.

In the video, Jiang Kuaixue is very experienced in buying things. It looks like he buys things often. He knows the prices of items very well. There are also vendors who deliberately quote high prices. Jiang Kuaixue usually murmurs: "It's so expensive", and then He ruthlessly bargained with the hawker!

The price of every item he buys can be [-]% or even [-]% off!Then, in the bitter and resentful eyes of the hawkers, they returned with a rewarding experience!

horrible!This terrible man!

Is he a devil? !

Chen Ming looked at the other four contestants with some hatred.Among them was Mrs. Feng, No. [-], whom the director was optimistic about.Chen Ming saw her shopping process, and found that he still didn't know enough about Mrs. Feng.

Mrs. Feng said to the accompanying staff: "I never go to places like the vegetable market. It is more convenient to buy vegetables and things in the supermarket."

Then she went to the supermarket and bought the least things among the five.

There is no doubt that this time, Jiang Kuaixue successfully advanced to the top three.

Chen Ming was really going bald.

Director's Office.

Chen Ming burst into tears: "Director! Please give me another chance! I assure you, this Jiang Kuaixue will never go to the end! He can't win the championship! Director! Give me another chance!"

The director put his hands behind his back: "Okay. This is his last chance! It's also your last chance, Xiao Chen, take it well."

Chen Ming drove directly to Jiang Kuaixue's house.

Jiang Kuaixue participated in the competition, but he just wanted the 3 yuan bonus!Well, he gave the money directly!

To his surprise, Jiang Kuaixue's home is in a very nice neighborhood.The location of this real estate is very good, and the property is also doing well, so the opening price is very high. If Jiang Kuaixue is only a working class, it is estimated that to make up such a high down payment, it will cost him nothing. Not to mention the high mortgage every month.

He must really need the 3 yuan!

3 yuan is a good deal for Chen Ming to spend money and eliminate disasters.

He got out of the elevator, walked to the door of Jiang's house, and rang the doorbell.

The door opened quickly, but it wasn't Jiang Kuixue who opened the door, but a handsome and dignified man who looked to be in his early thirties and wore an apron.The sound of the range hood came from the house.

Chen Ming looked at his thick black hair and felt a little jealous.

This man is Jiang Kuaixue's husband, right?

Outwardly, the two are a good match.

"Hello, is Jiang Kuaixue here? I'm the assistant director of the municipal TV station. Recently, our station is going to conduct a follow-up survey on the contestants." Chen Ming made a random excuse and showed the man his work certificate.

"He hasn't come back yet, so come in first." Jiang Kuaixue's husband brought him a pair of slippers, made him sit in the living room, and poured water for him: "My name is Song Yuezhen. Xiao Jiang should be back soon, you Sit down for a while, I'll cook."

Holding a water glass, Chen Ming followed Song Yuezhen: "Brother Song, you were cooking at home while Mr. Jiang was working outside?"

Shouldn't that be the case?Chen Ming remembered what Jiang Kuaixue said, that he wanted to participate in the program to subsidize his family because his husband worked very hard.

Songyue really turned her head and said with a smile: "Our division of labor is not so detailed, and I have to work too. I came back early today, so I will cook."

Chen Ming nodded: "Then what does Mr. Jiang do?"

"He opened a medical clinic to treat people."

Chen Ming let out a little surprise, but from Jiang Kuaxue's gloomy appearance, he really couldn't tell that he was a doctor who saved lives and healed the wounded. He thought Jiang Kuaxue was either just released from prison, or taught boxing and Sanda some type of.

Just then, Jiang Kuaixue came back.He was still carrying a watermelon in his hand, and was a little surprised to see Chen Ming.

Chen Ming hurriedly told him that it was Taili who asked him to come over for a return visit and wanted to chat with him alone.

Jiang Kuaixue nodded, entered the kitchen first, handed the watermelon to Song Yuezhen, and wiped the sweat on Song Yuezhen's forehead.

Songyue really waved him away: "It's hot inside, I'll finish it right away, you go out quickly."

Chen Ming watched from outside, a little envious.The couple seemed to have a very good relationship at first glance.

Jiang Kuaixue took Chen Ming into the study.Chen Ming sat down and said bluntly: "Mr. Jiang, it's actually like this. I hope you can withdraw from this competition. As compensation, I will pay you 3 yuan."

Jiang Kuaixue was a little surprised and asked, "Is it because I'm gay? But gay marriage has been legalized. It's wrong for you to discriminate like this."

Chen Ming waved his hand: "No, we don't have any intention of discriminating against homosexuals. I hope you withdraw from the competition because...Actually, we already have a default candidate for the winner of this competition...I hope you can understand."

Jiang Kuaixue looked at him for a while, and Chen Ming was about to shed a cold sweat when he was sized up by that gloomy gaze.

Jiang Kuaixue finally said, "No! No matter who is appointed, I only accept being defeated in a fair manner!"

"Pfft..." Chen Ming was dying, trying to persuade Jiang Kuaixue: "Mr. Jiang, let me add another 3 yuan to the original 1 yuan bonus! 4 yuan, please seriously consider it." !"

Jiang Kuaixue educated him earnestly: "As a human being, the most important thing is to be open and aboveboard! It is unfair for you to engage in this kind of black box operation, and I will not cooperate. I will definitely participate in the last competition, even if I lose, I don't care if I don't get a bonus."

He stood up: "Mr. Chen, please go back."

Chen Ming was driven all the way to the door of his house, still struggling: "Mr. Jiang, Mr. Jiang! Please think again! Forty-five thousand! I'll give you four...no! I'll give you fifty thousand! Five—"

The door slammed shut.

Chen Ming felt ashamed and dejected, but he still didn't want to give up.He came again the next day, but Jiang Kuaixue didn't even let him in.

Chen Ming was almost desperate.

The last competition is coming soon, the program planner came to him and asked him what to test for the last competition, Chen Ming thought for a long time, and asked the planner: "There is such a person, he is a man, a homosexual, a doctor by profession, withdrawn, Doing housework well, cooking delicious food, and knowing the prices of various ingredients and daily necessities well, do you think this kind of person has any weaknesses?"

"weakness?"

"That's what he's not good at."

The planner rubbed his chin and thought for a while: "The profession is a doctor, so he should be very busy at work. He is good at doing housework and cooking, which means he has spent a lot of time in this area. I think he must have little time to develop talents, such as singing Ahh, painting, stuff like that..."

"Talent?" Chen Ming's eyes lit up, and he snapped his fingers: "Yes! Thank you buddy! Our last competition is to compete on talent!"

Last game.

The program team explained to the three contestants one day in advance that this competition is about individual talent, so they should prepare in advance.And because the champion will be produced today, the partners of the three contestants were also invited to the show to watch the final.

Chen Ming arrived at the show early in the morning.Three contestants, one's talent show is brush calligraphy, one's talent show is playing guitar, and Jiang Kuaixue...

Chen Ming's eyes tightened.

Jiang Kuaixue brought brushes and paints.

He can draw?

Chen Ming was somewhat unexpected, and his heart sank involuntarily.The director glanced at him from a distance from the backstage, his eyes were cold.

Chen Ming clasped his hands tightly, secretly praying that Jiang Kuixue's painting art would still remain at the level of elementary school students.

However, the sky did not follow people's wishes, and Jiang Kuaixue's paintbrush fell on the paper. As time went by little by little, the picture scroll became fuller and clearer little by little.

Jiang Kuaixue painted a dining room. Under the simple chandelier, two people sat at a dining table. The table was covered with a clean and refreshing tablecloth, and a handful of baby’s breath was inserted in a vase. The two people who were eating dinner looked at each other. , Seeing happiness and satisfaction in each other's eyes.

And Chen Ming... despaired!

What is the origin of this Jiang Kuaixue?Why is he good at doing housework, cooking, shopping, and painting skills? !

Is he a devil? !

Let's look at the other two contestants, the one who wrote calligraphy, handed over a pair of cursive script, not to mention the [-] judges selected by the program group from ordinary people, who are like Chen Ming who use culture and art to cultivate their sentiments from time to time, I also think this is just a ghost painting.

The guy who plays the guitar probably hasn't learned the guitar for long, and he doesn't even know the chords.

There is no doubt about the outcome of the game.And Jiang Kuaixue's victory was all due to his peers!

When the two eliminated contestants stepped off the stage, they still complained in front of the camera: "I don't know what the program team thinks, but they are actually competing for talent! We are already busy enough doing housework and taking the children to cook. How can we find time to learn?" Talent!"

Chen Ming silently swallowed a mouthful of old blood, and didn't want to say anything.

After all, he will leave the TV station forever tomorrow, and there is no need to justify anything now.

Not far away, the director gave him a cold look, turned and left.

Chen Ming looked at the stage silently. Jiang Kuaixue was giving an award speech, and his husband was also invited to the stage to say a few words.

However, Chen Ming was no longer in the mood to listen to what Mr. Song said.He went back to the office silently, packed up his personal belongings, and planned to wait for the director's dismissal order to go through the handover procedures with the personnel department.

However, on the second day, the third day, and until the first few days, he did not receive any news of his dismissal. Could it be that the director forgot about it?

Chen Ming was uneasy for a while, but he didn't dare to ask the head of the station, his heart was very up and down.

On this day, the station director finally found him: "You go and prepare a program plan, about teenagers' troubles growing up. Last time, the program we cooperated with the Propaganda Department of the Municipal Party Committee worked well, and we plan to cooperate with the station to organize a program focusing on teenagers' problems." programme."

Chen Ming was taken aback: That program last time was good?

Director, have you lost your memory?It was Jiang Kuaixue who won the championship last time!It was you who said that Jiang Kuaixue couldn't win the championship. He doesn't conform to our traditional image!

Chen Ming thought so, and couldn't help asking.

Embarrassed, the director glared at him: "How do I know what young people are thinking now? Go out if you have nothing to do."

Shouted out by the director, Chen Ming was a little puzzled, found the planner, and asked about the last show.

"You don't know yet? Last time, the show was well-received online, especially in the last episode, where people wanted to get married. I heard that the Propaganda Department was quite satisfied with the results."

Chen Ming was puzzled, and when he returned to his office, he immediately turned on the computer, found the replay of the program they put on the video website, and opened the last episode directly.

It was fine until Jiang Kuaixue's husband came to speak on stage, and the barrage began to surge.

"I'll go! Jiang Jiang's husband is so handsome!"

"Ah, ah, the two of you are so good for each other! I'm soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

"His husband has stars in his eyes when he looks at Jiang Jiang! The atmosphere of these two people is so shining!"

"Host: Damn, I became a light bulb."

"Hahahahahaha! I suddenly want to get married."

"I want to get married +1"

"The sour smell of love is in the air!"

"Only I exude the fragrance of a single dog."

what on earth is it?What are these young people thinking?If they didn't like Jiang Kuaixue, they wouldn't use words like "the two are a good match" in the barrage, but Jiang Kuaixue is so gloomy, what is there to like?

Chen Ming then opened the entertainment forum, searched with keywords, and quickly found several posts discussing the show.

"Have you watched "A Good Wife at Home"?! There is a contestant whose surname is Jiang. He is so handsome."

"Yan is okay, but her personality is a bit gloomy, and she looks quite withdrawn."

"Pai. I still like people with a cheerful personality. Mrs. Feng on the [-]th has a good temperament, look after her."

This is the initial discussion. It can be seen that the audience at this time did not like Jiang Kuixue much.

But as the game progressed one by one, the audience's evaluation also changed.

"Who will tell me why a big man can clean the house so neatly? Has he been a soldier?"

"And it looks like you are familiar with cooking."

"His cooking looks delicious, I want to try it."

"To be honest, I'm a little envious of his husband, who can find such a capable wife."

"You can actually do handwork?! Surprised!"

"He obviously looks gloomy and difficult to get along with, but after watching a few episodes of the show, he actually thinks he is quite cute."

"This is the cute contrast. A gloomy and withdrawn □□23333"

"Ahhh, have you watched the tidbits of the last episode? The host asked Jiang Jiang why he came to participate in the competition. Jiang Jiang said shyly because her husband worked too hard and he wanted to earn some bonuses!"

"Looked at it! The shy Jiang Jiang is so cute! One person wrote in blood and asked the program team to give the bonus to Jiang Jiang!"

After closing the page, Chen Ming wiped his face.He felt that he was old and could not keep up with the thinking of young people today.They are just a competition show, and these people can see the effect of youth idol drama!

But he would like to thank these young people, after all, his job is kept by these lovely single dogs!

Hairline too!

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The extra episode is over.I will write about other episodes later, I want to write about their sweet daily life and so on.As for the boss Mo Fei, he will not start a separate story, and the number of mentions of him will be reduced later, so as not to affect the main plot.In fact, his role is to let everyone understand Jiang Kuaixue's past from the side, and the people and things he meets in adolescence have a great impact on a person. Second, he wants Mo Fei's quotations to have a funny and active atmosphere effect.Hahaha Don't you all think his quotations are very sandy? "Eat food while it's hot" or something, Xiao Jiang, who regards his quotations as his life creed, is even more sculpted, haha.

In addition, I won't update tomorrow, I want to save some manuscripts.