I got the Virgin Mary [Quick Transmigration]

Jiang Kuaixue returned to his residence and steamed the rice into the pot first. The bamboo shoot in the morning was definitely not enough for six people, and he couldn't just eat one dish.At this time, Qiu Shuiling and Fang Siwei came back. The two drank water and asked Jiang Kuixue if he wanted to help.

Jiang Kuaixue thought about it, took out 20 yuan and gave it to Fang Siwei: "Go to the village and buy a catty of meat, and then buy some vegetables."

"20 yuan?" Fang Siwei had never bought vegetables before, so he didn't know much about the price: "Is it enough?"

"Enough. Pork usually costs thirteen or four yuan a catty now. Many people in the village raise pigs, so it should be cheaper." Jiang Kuaixue told her: "Ask a few more, and change to another one if it is too expensive."

Fang Siwei responded, took the money and went out.Jiang Kuaixue said to the other two people: "I'm going to go around the back mountain, are you going?"

"Let's go." Guo Guangqing found three straw hats, one for each person, and walked back to the mangosteen forest.

The three of them walked into the bamboo forest and felt the cool breeze blowing in their faces.With sharp eyes, Guo Guangqing saw a bamboo shoot at a glance, and stepped forward to pull it out.

At this moment, Qiu Shuiling yelled from behind him. As soon as Guo Guangqing turned his head, he felt a gust of wind in his ears.Before he could react, he heard a child-like cry coming from ahead.Next to the moso bamboo he was squatting on, lay a brown thing.

"What happened just now?" Guo Guangqing was still a little puzzled, and reached out to grab the small brown animal, which turned out to be a bamboo rat weighing two or three catties!

While Guo Guangqing was wondering, the barrage had already exploded: 【I'll go!What just happened? ! 】

[Is that a hidden weapon? 】

[Is this really not a special effect? ! 】

[I want to see Jiang Kuaixue demonstrate again! 】

[What else does Jiang Kuaixue know that we don't know?Truly a treasure boy. 】

【I go!unbelievable! 】

"My God! Brother Guo! Did you see it just now?" Qiu Shuiling, like the audience on the live broadcast platform, couldn't help exclaiming: "Our brother Jiang just fired a hidden weapon and killed this bamboo rat Already!"

"The little girl has a really big brain." Guo Guangqing was very happy, grabbed the unlucky bamboo mouse, and saw that half of the bamboo branch protruding from the bamboo mouse's head turned into petrification.

The photographer didn't pay attention to this sudden moment just now, and at this moment, he hurriedly came forward with the machine on his shoulders. Qiu Shuiling couldn't help but walked over quickly, grabbed the bamboo rat in Guo Guangqing's hand, and shouted: "Look! Really! It's a hidden weapon!"

She grabbed the bamboo mouse and showed the camera the bamboo branch stuck behind the bamboo mouse.At this time, the bamboo mouse in her hand suddenly struggled, Qiu Shuiling was startled, shook her hand, the bamboo mouse fell to the ground, struggled up, screamed twice, bled a little, and finally stopped moving .

Jiang Kuaixue came over, Qiu Shuiling grabbed his trouser legs and asked, "Brother Jiang! Can you really shoot hidden weapons?"

"It's just that the head is better." Jiang Kuaixue squatted down, picked up the bamboo rat and looked at it: "I don't have to worry about today's food."

Barrage: [It's just that the head is better? ? ?Can this be called? 】

[Did Jiang Kuaixue misunderstand the usage of just...just...? 】

[Keke, it's just luck, what are you doing?I really have never seen the world. 】

【…】

【emmmmm】

[To be honest, I just watched when Jiang Kuaixue's sunspots blackmailed him before, and I have never hated it as much as I do today. 】

【Me too, Heizi is so KY.No identification of non-jiangfen. 】

"What's this thing called?" Guo Guangqing couldn't help asking.

"Bamboo rats eat bamboo." Jiang Kuaixue asked the two to pull out a few more bamboo shoots, and the three returned to their residence.

Fang Siwei has bought meat and vegetables and returned, Song Xuehua is cooking in the kitchen, Liu Mingqu has just taken a shower, and is standing alone in the ventilated place.

Seeing the three people returning with a full load, Fang Siwei came up to meet him, looked curiously at the bamboo rat in Jiang Kuaixue's arms, and asked, "You guys caught this just now? It's amazing, how did you catch it?"

Qiu Shuiling made a gesture of shooting the hidden weapon, and then dubbed it: "biu—in this way, Brother Jiang fired the hidden weapon and killed the bamboo rat in one fell swoop."

Fang Siwei didn't believe it, and was amused by her exaggerated movements.The two girls wanted to follow up to help in the kitchen, but Guo Guangqing drove them out: "Go outside, the smell of oily smoke is not good for the skin."

The barrage was also very enjoyable to watch: [Hahaha, brother Qing is very good at taking care of people. 】

[Is it just me who thinks the autistic Liu Mingqu is funny? 】

[Of course you are not alone. 】

Guo Guangqing had already put the bamboo shoots into the pool for washing. Jiang Kuaixue sharpened his knife and handled the bamboo rats skillfully. Song Xuehua had already fried two vegetables. Look at the meat that Fang Siwei bought just now, and asked Jiang Kuaixue: " How do you cook the meat?"

"Fried bamboo shoots with meat. You first slice the bamboo shoots, and I will fry them later."

Several people have a clear division of labor. Jiang Kuaixue cleans up the bamboo rats, wraps them in plastic wrap and puts them in the refrigerator. Song Xuehua has already cut up the bamboo shoots. The thickness is even and the knife is good.

Jiang Kuaixue quickly finished the fried pork with bamboo shoots, and the six of them sat at the table and ate quickly.It's quite late now, and they still have to learn crafts in the afternoon, so they don't have time for a lunch break if they don't eat quickly.

The two dishes Song Xuehua fried were vegetarian dishes, Jiang Kuaixue tasted them, unexpectedly they were quite good.At this time, Song Xuehua tasted a piece of bamboo shoot, and looked up at him, both of them had the same surprise in their eyes.

"The bamboo shoots are so fragrant. I didn't expect Brother Jiang to be so good at craftsmanship." Qiu Shuiling praised, and then asked the others: "But do you smell any strange smell?"

Liu Mingqu blushed slightly, moved away silently, and after eating, he couldn't wait to take out his pockets, and gave Jiang Kuaixue the money he earned from fertilizing the crops with humiliation: "80 yuan, I'll give it all to you. I I will continue to work hard this afternoon!"

Guo Guangqing also took out the money: "One hundred and two, come, little brother, keep it."

The two girls looked at each other, a little embarrassed: "We will think about it tonight."

Jiang Kuaixue nodded, collected the money, and found a small piece of paper to write it down silently.Song Xuehua didn't say anything, probably because he didn't find any other work all morning.

At noon, the six of them went back to rest. Jiang Kuaixue slept for about ten minutes before being woken up by Guo Guangqing: "Let's go, class is on."

He had a mess of hair on his head, and he was still a little sleepy, and his sleepy face looked even more gloomy.Guo Guangqing looked at it and wanted to laugh a little.

Six people gathered at the gate of Master Nie's house. Master Nie was already waiting, and asked the six people to take out the bamboo strips they had scraped in the morning: "I will teach you how to make bamboo ware this afternoon. Some bamboo ware is colored. When it comes to dyeing, you need to cook bamboo shoots, which is time-consuming, so I won’t teach it, because you don’t have time to learn it. I’ll just teach something simpler.”

He stepped on the strips with one foot, bent down and took the strips one by one to weave the bottom of the bamboo utensils.This time, Jiang Kuaixue finally understood why both Master Nie and his disciples had bad backs. They bent over all day long, and they had to carry moso bamboo, so the lumbar spine would definitely not heal.

"Come and try." Master Nie straightened his back, tapped the back, and asked the six students to do it themselves, and he checked and pointed out one by one.

For a while, only the crackling of strips could be heard. This time, Song Xuehua was the first to learn it. Then the two girls and Jiang Kuixue finished it almost at the same time. Guo Guangqing and Liu Mingqu were still talking with strips. Master Nie pointed out one by one, and the two of them did almost the same thing, except that the leak at the bottom was a bit big.

The next step is to weave from the bottom up. Master Nie hugs the bottom, and gathers the scattered strips at the top into a bunch.He bent over, starting from the bottom and working from the back to the front, weaving the strips staggered. He deliberately slowed down the speed of his fingers so that the six people could see clearly.

Six people looked around, following Master Nie's example, they first gathered the bamboo strips into a bunch, the strips were still a bit protruding bamboo thorn fibers, Liu Mingqu and Guo Guangqing were wearing short sleeves, with a few slits on their arms, Jiang Kuaixue was wearing a thin shirt with a slit for the strip.

Jiang Kuaixue looked at the tear in the clothes and felt a little distressed.He remembered that the original owner's clothes were quite expensive.

"I knew we should wear long sleeves." Just as Guo Guangqing finished speaking, Jiang Kuixue rolled up his sleeves silently.

"Little brother, what are you doing? Are you not afraid of scratching your arm with strips?"

"It hurts to scratch my arm, but it hurts to scratch my clothes."

The drowsy barrage became lively again: [Hahaha, it hurts to scratch my arm, and it hurts to scratch my clothes. 】

[I am convinced, I am convinced, I was about to fall asleep at noon, but I woke up laughing when I heard this. 】

【Didn't you say that the Jiang family is very rich?It is said that Jiang Kuaixue brought money into the filming group and asked his family to spend resources for him. 】

[It may be that the resources are too much, and the cost cannot be recovered, so it is a little bit to save a little. 】

【Gong Zhen, I actually think he's a little cute. 】

Not only the barrage, but those who were close to Jiang Kuaixue on the left and right burst out laughing. Jiang Kuaixue didn't notice it, and imitated Master Nie's movements, bent down, crossed the strips back and forth, and slowly weaved from back to front. .

Several people had been bending their backs for a long time, and they felt a little uncomfortable. Qiu Shuiling asked Liu Mingqu again: "Brother Liu, does your back hurt?"

Men, whether they are 26 or 62, are very sensitive to words like waist, kidney, etc. Liu Mingqu immediately denied: "My waist doesn't hurt!"

Qiu Shuiling immediately said with a smile: "Okay, I'll ask Brother Jiang to press me later, don't press it, you won't hurt anyway."

Liu Mingqu immediately said: "I'm a manly man, I can endure any minor ailments and pains, anyway, I'll be fine after a night's rest."

Qiu Shuiling nodded: "Okay, I admire you."

Jiang Kuaixue was a little unclear, so he had a feeling yesterday that Qiu Shuiling and Liu Mingqu were a little different from each other, but the barrage didn't have the feeling of being in it, and they were still using [Flowing CP] [Flirting].In the past, Qiu Shuiling and Liu Mingqu collaborated in filming. At that time, Qiu Shuiling was already a first-line flamboyant, but Liu Mingqu was the first male lead. It was obvious that the man was trying to catch the heat when the two were pulled into CP, but CP fans were so impressed Feeling happy, Qiu Shuiling could only swallow this breath silently.

Liu Mingqu was robbed by Qiu Shuiling, so he didn't say a word, weaving the bamboo basket by himself.Master Nie looked at the progress of the six people and felt that they were almost done, so he taught them how to collect the baskets.

Collecting the basket is to collect the tops of the strips that are exposed outside, so that the basket is finished.Seeing that success was imminent, the six people who had been busy all afternoon cheered up and followed Master Nie to put away the baskets.

Qiu Shuiling cheered, threw the basket, caught it, and said to Master Nie: "Master Nie! Thank you! I have learned it."

Master Nie nodded, still with the same lukewarm look: "Then make a basket by yourself tomorrow, and if you can successfully make it, you will learn it."

"what?"

So it's not over yet?The six people were dumbfounded in unison.

The barrage has already burst into laughter: [Master Nie: You are too happy. 】

Master Nie had already entered the main room, Fang Siwei put down the woven bamboo basket, rubbed her arm, and asked Qiu Shuiling to help her see if the back of the arm was pierced, it still hurts a bit.

Jiang Kuaixue also put the basket away and rubbed his waist. He was tired all day and wanted to take a good rest, but now is not the time to rest.

The other five people dispersed separately, and Jiang Kuaixue entered Master Nie's main room and asked him if he needed a massage now.

Master Nie took him to the bedroom as usual, Jiang Kuaixue pressed it carefully for an hour, his fingers were very sore, his pampered hands were not used to doing such physical work.

Master Nie gave the money and called the apprentice again. Jiang Kuaixue finished pressing, and it was getting late.He put the money away, and dragged his weary steps to the place where he lived.

Before he arrived at the place where he lived, he heard Qiu Shuiling's cheers.Jiang Kuaixue was a little puzzled, walked in quickly, first smelled a burst of fragrance, then Qiu Shuiling saw him, smiled and said: "Brother Jiang, let's have barbecue at night, it's delicious!"

Jiang Kuaixue thought of the bamboo rat at noon, and walked into the kitchen. Song Xuehua just brought out the washed dishes. When he saw Jiang Kuaixue came back, he said, "It's just that you are back. You can give me some money. Xiaofang and the others go to the village to buy a few cans of beer, let's have barbecue at night."

Song Xuehua's cooking skills are not bad, seeing him cooking, Jiang Kuaixue also heaved a sigh of relief, and gave Fang Siwei and Qiu Shuiling the money.

When he entered the kitchen, Song Xuehua had already cut the bamboo rat into pieces and marinated it in a large pot with seasoning.Guo Guangqing and Liu Mingqu stood by the basin and skewered the meat with bamboo sticks.

Jiang Kuaixue washed his hands and stepped forward to help. The four of them skewered the meat. Fang Siwei and Qiu Shuiling had already bought beer.

A few people set up a shelf outside the courtyard, brought in a stool and a small table, and soon a night market barbecue stall took on the shape.

There are three or five stars in the sky, and the cool wind blows away the heat of the whole day. The six people are bathed in the pleasant evening breeze. Qiu Shuiling is holding a broom and singing as if playing the guitar. Roast vegetables on the other side.

Jiang Kuaixue was tired all day, laying motionless on the table, almost falling asleep in the cozy evening breeze.At this time, the person in charge of the program group came over with someone, and asked with a smile: "Are you guys still eating?"

Qiu Shuiling asked him: "Do you want to eat with us?"

"No, no, no, I'm just here to remind everyone that you should pay for tonight's accommodation. A room costs [-] yuan, a total of [-] yuan."

Jiang Kuaixue sat up, rubbed his eyes tiredly, took out money from his pocket, counted out a few bills, and gave them to the person in charge.

Everyone watched him leave with the money, and couldn't help but ask Jiang Kuixue, "How much do we have left?"

"I bought vegetables today, I bought rice, noodles, meat, and beer, and I still have 75 left."

"75, isn't that not enough for tomorrow's accommodation?" Qiu Shuiling was a little frustrated.

Liu Mingqu glanced at her: "Then you should work hard."

"Hey, are you blaming me for not making any money?" Qiu Shuiling snarled coquettishly, holding a small barbecue skewer as if to poke Liu Mingqu.

Liu Mingqu hurriedly took two steps away: "I didn't."

"Hmph, I'm ignoring you." Qiu Shuiling wrinkled her nose and walked to Jiang Kuaixue: "Brother Jiang, you are free now, can you give me a massage? I bent my waist all day today, and it hurts so much. "

Jiang Kuaixue put the two stools together and asked her to lie down: "Just push for 10 minutes, if you push more, you have to pay for it."

At this time, the traffic peak of the video website has arrived. Many people who have been busy all day are watching the live broadcast while eating dinner. Seeing this, they can't help but swipe the barrage: [Tsk tsk, what a miser.What's wrong with pressing the girl for a few minutes? 】

【Yeah, rubbing the waist of a beautiful girl like Qiu Shuiling, he should be laughing. 】

【Oh, sure enough, Heizi will be late, but he will never be absent. 】

[The passer-by expressed a little bored.When Heizi didn't come, the barrage was very harmonious. 】

[Tsk tsk tsk, don't pretend to be a passer-by washing the ground for the Jiangfen in front of you. If you boiled the money, quickly fish him out 8. 】

【that is.How can there be so many righteous passersby pretending to be righteous passers-by.Jiang Kuaixue is lazy and pushy, and not friendly and united at all. 】

[Heizi, please keep your dog eyes wide open before you fart. Before that, Jiang Kuaixue was busy studying all afternoon, and then he massaged Master Nie and his apprentice for two full hours.He is not a professional massage therapist, he doesn't have that good physical strength and arm strength, he is very tired now, okay? 】

[Sunspots guna!I'm sick of you! 】

Jiang Kuaixue and Qiu Shuiling knew nothing about the fan-black war on the video site.Qiu Shuiling lay on the bench, Jiang Kuaixue massaged her for 10 minutes, and asked her, "Have you ever hurt your waist before?"

"Yes." Qiu Shuiling turned to look at Jiang Kuaixue: "Brother Jiang, how do you know? Are you my old fan? I was injured when I was young, and only some old fans know about it."

"Pressed it out. Your waist should be sore when the weather is wet, pay more attention to keeping your waist warm, walk around if you have nothing to do, and rub your waist."

Qiu Shuiling didn't believe that Jiang Kuaixue could find out that her waist was injured by pressing it, but it was really comfortable after pressing it for 10 minutes.She sat up, stretched her waist, and gave a thumbs up: "Don't say it, it hurts me to sweat when I press it, and it feels comfortable after I press it. Who of you wants to try it?"

Guo Guangqing waved: "Xiaoqiu, come here and watch, I'll ask my little brother to massage me."

He lay down on the bench and replaced Qiu Shuiling with roasting vegetables.Jiang Kuaixue pressed Guo Guangqing for 10 minutes, and when he was done, Guo Guangqing sat up, rubbed his waist, and praised: "My little brother is really good at this job! You can go out and open a shop."

Fang Siwei was also a little moved, eager to try, and asked Jiang Kuixue: "Brother Jiang, are you tired?"

Jiang Kuaixue wiped the sweat from her forehead, and said to her, "Lie down, it won't be too many if you have one more."

Barrage: [Oh, I feel a little distressed. 】

[At this time, do you think Qiu Shuiling, Guo Guangqing and the others are a bit too much? 】

[What can't be done, it's only 10 minutes. 】

[10 minutes for one person, half an hour for three people. 】

[Then Jiang Kuaixue feels tired and won't refuse?I want you to worry about this. 】

Fang Siwei had already got down on the bench, and Jiang Kuaixue pressed her down seriously.

"It's comfortable, Brother Jiang is really good!" Fang Siwei sat up and walked to Song Xuehua's side: "Brother Song, do you want to press it? Let me barbecue for you."

Song Xuehua glanced at Jiang Kuaixue, saw that he wiped the sweat from his forehead, and looked a little tired, so he shook his head: "Don't press it, start it, it's all baked."

Several people sat around a small table and ate barbecue while drinking.Fang Siwei and Qiu Shuiling clamored to lose weight and only ate roasted vegetables. Guo Guangqing teased them: "Actually, these vegetables are already roasted, so the calories are already quite high. You might as well eat barbecue, at least you can gain weight and have quality."

Fang Si was slightly greedy for barbecue, and couldn't help it: "Okay, I'll just eat a little! At worst, I'll go for a run after eating."

Her hand reaches for the barbecue...

Then it didn't stop.

The two girls didn't drink beer, Jiang Kuaixue and Song Xuehua each poured a glass, Guo Guangqing poured half a glass, and the three looked at Liu Mingqu.

Liu Mingqu waved his hand: "Don't drink it, don't drink it, the calories are too high, I will get fat if I drink it."

Guo Guangqing looked at him with a smile: "Look at me, when I sing, my voice is so precious, I even poured half a glass, you can also have some fun."

Liu Mingqu frantically waved his hands: "No, as idol stars, we must strictly control our appearance. If we grow a pound of flesh on our body, we will gain ten pounds on camera..."

The three looked at him with smiles.

"I can't drink it, I can't drink it, I get fat when I drink it..."

The three looked at him with smiles.

"I... Let me tell you, one fat ruins everything..."

The three were still looking at him.

The barrage that had caused a lot of noise about the massage before became hahaha at the same time, and kept brushing [True Fragrance Warning] on the barrage.

Liu Mingqu struggled and hesitated for a while, and finally completely surrendered, gave up resistance, put his heart on hold, picked up the beer can, and opened the can: "Come on, I'll give up my life to accompany the gentleman today!"

The four of them ate barbecue and drank, enjoying themselves.Liu Mingqu likes to drink, but he gets drunk easily. After he got drunk, he began to pull people to complain, telling about his tragic experience before becoming an idol star.

As a left-behind child, his grandmother raised him by picking up waste, and his father and mother worked together on the construction site. When he was 16 years old, his mother had an accident on the construction site, and he was paraplegic at a high position. To make things worse, he had to drop out of school and go to work.Wearing a thin down jacket to set up a street stall in winter, the quality of the down jacket is poor, and the down is flying all over the sky with snowflakes...

As long as he is not a hard-hearted person, no one will sympathize with him.Qiu Shuiling felt a little embarrassed. She had a bad impression of Liu Mingqu because she had cooperated with Liu Mingqu before and was forced to hype by Liu Mingqu's team through a draft. I can't wait to catch every shot as a show, and I feel a little despised of him.But after all, girls are easy to soften their hearts. When they heard Liu Mingqu's tragic past, they immediately felt a little uncomfortable, and comforted Liu Mingqu: "If you are happy, if you are happy, you will be popular!"

Liu Mingqu's eyes were red, he looked at her for two seconds, and moved his lips.

Qiu Shuiling pricked up his ears.

"Hi'er—" Liu Mingqu hiccupped and fell over, unconscious.